I didn't realize you hate me that much lol

Oof that's accurate. I'm off sundays and mondays and sometimes I do have to work my day off so I feelz dis

Leave me be. I'm not ready!

Upvote for Dolly!

no i went to bed at 3 and woke up at 6

“They come in seconds? I’m getting one”

Tis life. It's beautiful isn't it :,)

I feel so, so seen

Caffeine: "feel the force!"

My internal clock has been waking me up at 4.30am. It’s in cahoots with my bladder.

Too new! The cat who can drive! (If you remember this, hello!)

amazing sculpture!!

cat looks 100 yrs old. damn

Have a cheese party! 🧀

Don't they mean: "100% at work always give. Hmm"

Retired ... don't really care whay day it is

I have terrible sleep hygiene. There are times I go to bed at 6am, knowing I have to be up in two hours XD I should just stay up. Somehow, two hours of sleep makes me feel worse than no hours of sleep.

“Great job everyone! You made records in company profit! Here’s a cupcake great job! I know you can do better and if you don’t then there’ll be write ups and suspensions. Hey your awesome and enjoy your cupcakes!”

That feeling when you pull it off

WHERE IS THAT PIC FROM?!

i feel like no matter what pedro pascal always becomes a meme

Welcome Weekend Worries!

Only 5?

Ever have somebody weirdly flex at you like this when you say you're suffering? You know you say, "I'm beat, I've been two days without sleep." and they say, "Yeah well I've been without for a week!" Like this is some kind of contest from Hell that they're somehow winning?

Now I really regret living less than 1 km from work...

I don’t appreciate you taking pictures of my life

Wow void kittys are that heavy??

*chills in anxiety*

Vacations? Lol have to request those two months in advance where I work 😂

You bet, every time.

Amen.

Or when you work retail and your days off are scattered randomly throughout the week, no two ever in a row XD

This really should be a valid excuse…

Oh dear

"Back to the work" (future)

Take me back to school! This career c**p is bulls-

Hint: Your coworkers deserve an Oscar for their acting skills. No one could genuinely be that eager and energetic on a Monday morning unless they’re putting on a show for the boss.

"Each one is individually bigger than my head." - Tom Holland

¿Por qué diablos fui a jugar con mi comida?!?!?

Holy s**t what is that in the backround

So sad. I don’t know why I keep expecting heros to remain heros when they’re just human beings.

Been there. Did that. Got the T-shirt.

Not enough. I’ll need a Redline and a shot of pre-workout mix

This is me today.

This is me in the car and I'm the driver

hellooo mothafricker

its cold outside. im cold on the inside. my brain hurts. ive used too many braincells today

Is that barbecue sauce?

"As one would expect, its on track"