YES 👏

Hunger games: mediocre bird

I saw on Reddit a clip of something like the Average Games in Australia and I definitely could win gold in some of them; it was hilarious

Agreed. Would love to see Danny DeVito selected for the pole vault competition.

100% would watch that 🤩

I WANT THIS. then i can send back "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"

So… Jury Duty but for sports LOL

Definitely we need more Eric the eel's and Eddie the Eagle's in the Olympics much more entertaining.

Is sofa perching an event?

You can die doing Olympic level sports like gymnastics without proper training.

Haha I'd set the record for slowest sprint. My knees are so bad and I'm not running unless it's for my life so they'd have to release a polar bear behind me for motivation lol

This is a million dollar idea.

I would watch those Olympics

WE NEED THIS!

So much more fun

I do this every day and I wish I could change but I'm just too lazy to care enough

What about being tired when you wake up, at 2pm and when you go to bed? And every time in between

Every time!

80085

I somehow managed not to toss the box before reading the instructions. Then I put 200 mL of water instead of 20. I will never forget the "what a twatbasket" look on my 9yo's face. (Added some flour, baked the turds, made hubby eat them so they don't waste away. :D)

Wow, that went downhill fast.

let the games begin

Feb-ru-ary

I'm so proud of my nephew - he cycled 40 km (7 times around in Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh) to raise money for people in Ukraine and he did it in under 4 hours, including a break to stop to look for one of his front teeth after it fell out! :D

This is a prime example of Murphy's Law

My ringtone is "pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow" It makes me happy and calm, so I can deal with whatever s**t comign my way when answering the phone 😅

Please send my boys home.

They are doing it on purpose so they can invade your home

I think 9 would be more accurate

Now look under the bed.

I could get lost on a roundabout

*strikes pose* *inhales deeply* *puts recorder to beak*

I never thought I was cool, but hearing my voice makes me regret everytime I spoke

That's the definition of a good friend ^^

I have unpacked boxes from when we moved 12 years ago. Have no idea what's in them.

The day my daughter became more technologically literate than I was, was a dark day. I used to work on IT help desk, that was the embarrassing bit.

Here dads on father's day: "Let's go, ride a bike and drink all day - no, of course without the women and kids".

My dad would wait while we picked out all the black jelly beans. Saved him some work.

In Uno and Monopoly all family ties are severed until the game is over

Person shouldn't have asked that tbh

I also brush my teeth while the conditioner soaks, that's what I call efficient!

Funny how that works, but it's the truth

Ohhhhhhhh now I understand the "kids in the car" sticker, it's an apology, not a warning

Mafia boss in the making

It's not nice to use photos of me without my permission

Men always aim too high, bless them. Good on you for having more realistic dreams! :D

No doubt!

100% can confirm. It's called the grandparent cheat

It's probably for the best we don't remember being a baby

Okay but can we talk about how kids dishes sound way cooler than adult's?

not even a month into the third year --- and already everything changed.