Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
“What Was Your ‘I’m Dating An Idiot’ Moment?” (50 Answers)
Interview With Expert
We all have our fair share of brain farts. You might blank on a politician’s name for a moment or accidentally reach into a hot oven without putting on a mitt first. It’s embarrassing, but it doesn’t necessarily reflect on your intelligence. However, you can’t teach common sense. So if these slip-ups start to become the norm, your partner might begin to wonder what’s going on in your noggin…
Redditors have recently been sharing the moments when they realized that they were dating an idiot, so we’ve gathered their funniest stories below. Keep reading to also find a conversation with Relationship and Dating Coach Mila Smith, and be sure to upvote the stories that you believe warrant an immediate break-up!
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Senior year of high school, I'd been offered a full-ride college scholarship for athletics. My girlfriend at the time was always annoyed with how much time I dedicated to my sport - in a particular conversation, I made my case that without the sport, I probably wouldn't be able to go to college and even if I could, I'd be riddled with debt. The scholarship was a life-changer, for me.
She got mad that I called the scholarship a life changer and demanded that I quit my sport so we could hang out more. We broke up about ninety seconds after that comment.
Kyra Heiker 2 weeks ago
I'm guessing it took 90 seconds because your mouth was hanging open and it took you that long to shut it and speak.
RELATED:
#2
When he asked my grandmother if she'd ever had children.
#3
I was having bad cramps and I took an Advil. My ex told me I shouldn’t take them because it’s a gazebo.
To learn more about what it's like to realize your partner may not be the brightest bulb, we reached out to Relationship and Dating Coach Mila Smith. Mila was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain how common this is.
"Typically, I work with clients whose past relationships fell apart for one reason or another, and if I’m honest, intellectual level doesn’t come up very often, as it’s usually determined early on," the expert says. "It’s more likely to play a part if people get involved when they are very young and then grow and evolve at a different pace (well, some fail to evolve at all)."
#4
When he ran out of gas while in line at the Starbucks drive thru, right across the street from the gas station. I told him to get gas first because his car was low but he REALLY needed that iced caramel macchiato. I asked why he didn't listen to me, and he replied with "I thought I could make it."
He ended up PUSHING the car through the drive thru and got his coffee while doing so, then 'parked' the car in the lot and called a tow. TO TOW IT BACK HOME. Instead of the gas station ACROSS THE STREET. No he did not get any gas that day, he waited until his dad got off work to bring a 3 gallon jug of gasoline because I refused to enable that s**t
ETA: I fell asleep after commenting, I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone with all these comments, holy s**t thank you for the reward!
Yes I'm still in a relationship with him. He's a space case but so am I, just not to that extent lmao I have not let him live that day down and he has learned to get gas first every time now.
The worst part of that day was the fact he didn't remember he had a canister for gasoline in his trunk. He told me he towed the car home instead of the gas station because he was too embarrassed and ashamed of himself. I asked why he still pushed his car through the Starbucks drive thru and he deadpan goes "I had enough stars for a free drink, I was gonna put the extra money I saved in my tank (gas)." My brain broke for a second because he uses the preloaded Starbucks app. How was he going to use $7 of his preloaded Starbucks app at a Chevron? He still hasn't answered me and it's been two years since it happened.
Edit 2: I showed him this and he flipped me off and said if this makes me famous he demands royalties lmao.
#5
Her: “Look at the moon. That ain’t right.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Her: “You’re not supposed to see the moon during the day time. The government put that there to spy on us.”
Me: “…”.
#6
Didn't date this guy. I worked with him. He was somehow a master electrician. He would say "be pacific when you talk." We told him the word was specific. He said no, "it's pacific because of the ocean." We showed him online the definition of specific, and he legit said,"anyone can fake an internet article. " it was on Wikipedia......
He also had a fiancée who ended up in the hospital for months, and he never once visited her. When I (a woman) asked him why not, he said, "She was on d***s and would never know I was there anyway." This woman wasn't in a coma. She had had a huge tumor removed and complications after, and yeah, she was on lots of meds, but she was awake most of the time.
Dude couldn't figure out why she broke the engagement the minute she left the hospital.
Does it cause problems if two partners aren't exactly on the same intellectual level? "It depends what is important to a particular individual, what they value in a relationship," Mila says. "If an intellectual debate and education is h**h on their list of priorities, it would be hard to overlook an intellectual mismatch."
"However, some people value other forms of intelligence more, such as emotional intelligence – and it’s not necessarily linked to IQ," the dating and relationship coach added. "If you appreciate your partner regardless, you may be able to work around their perceived lack of intelligence tactfully, without making them feel inferior."
#7
I told him I had to leave in 1.5 hours. He told me that was oddly specific and I should have rounded up to 2 hours instead of 1 hour and 50 minutes. I clarified that I had to leave in 1 hour and 30 minutes and he said that’s actually 1.3 hours.
Thee8thsense 2 weeks ago
I think at that point, I'd say, oops, I meant I was supposed to leave an hour and a half ago...see ya!
#8
I was in a long term relationship with a girl while I was attending grad school and we shared a studio apartment. One winter evening, I had planned to spend a late night at the school library doing some reading assignments, but was so exhausted that I decided to pack up and go home early.
When I got home, I opened the door and immediately got hit by an overwhelming smell of gas. Turns out this girl had decided that she was cold and the best way to heat up our apartment would be to turn the oven on and leave the oven door open, thinking the heat from the oven would warm the apartment. Did I mention the windows were completely shut and locked?
I immediately opened the windows, got her out of the apartment, and called building management. She couldn’t understand what the big deal was until I finally got through to her that she could have very well died of carbon monoxide poisoning had I not come home early that night. To top it off, she told me she had planned to light some candles…
We broke up a few months later.
#9
Dude I was dating turned out to be the worst kind of know-it-all because his 'facts' were mostly wrong. He told me not to tell him that because he doesn't like it, it's been done before and it's not true. I hadn't encountered an incident of it yet so I memorized that, but didn't think about it much even if i thought it was weird to tell me that.
fast forward a few days we were sitting at dinner at a restaurant talking about whatever when peripherally something about human organs floats by and that the PH of the stomach is about 3.
He looks at me with a smile of deep condescension and says: "The PH of the stomach is 10."
He said that so final and with such an air of superiority that I stopped mid-sentence. You don't wanna be rude back and mistakes happen anyway so I tried to tell him politely that he might have a false memory there or a teacher in his past might have mixed something up. I just didn't want to embarass him more than he already did himself in public, but he was committed to this.
"[My name], I know the PH of the stomach is 10. You're wrong."
I told him to please look it up, because I'm a biologist and I'm confident enough in my education.
He did and he was wrong.
There were a couple similar incidents after this one. Hilariously when we broke up one of his gripes was "I believe you think I'm stupid!"
In reality it was that and the fact he was not only wrong, but malicious and utterly confident in both.
I’ve Seen Things 2 weeks ago
I don’t “believe“ you are stupid, the evidence says you “are” stupid.
So is there anything daters can do to make sure that they don't find themselves with this problem in their relationships? "First and foremost, identify your needs and an ideal partner profile," Mila noted. "Excuse a shopping analogy, but it helps if you have a shopping list and avoid rushing into a supermarket hungry: you’ll end up with a basket full of junk!"
"Should you decide that a potential partner’s intelligence is one of the top desired qualities, stick to your guns, and look out for various cues," the expert recommends. "When you’re on a date, ask open-ended questions to encourage your partner to talk and, given the opportunity, disclose your interests and level of education, so they are more likely to reciprocate and share their story with you."
#11
“How do oil companies know where to build gas stations?” — she thought that there was a gasoline bubble underground that they would tap into and run a line straight to the pump.
She was working for Chevron.
Connie Martin 2 weeks ago
My friend didn't understand the difference between front-wheel and rear-wheel drive cars. Even though the explanation is kind of right there in the words. She was regional sales manager for Dodge
#12
Only after a year and a half of dating did he reveal to me that the world is flat, we live in a dome, the sky is a projection and all the horizon-related experiments to confirm earth's roundness is logically flawed.
He knows me and my dad have fancy telescopes and do astrophotography and stargaze together on a literal observatory on our roof.
F*****g wasted my time.
Finally, Mila added that we shouldn't lose sight of what's most important in a relationship. "Attraction and chemistry are important, but if you’re looking for a long-term partner, don’t forget about other cornerstones of a happy, healthy relationship: friendship, compatibility, sharing key life values. These features and perspectives are the main predictors of a relationship success and longevity."
#13
I was cutting plywood on my table saw. She came up behind me when I didn't know she was there and decided to "help" me by pushing a sheet when I was already pushing it through. It lurched, and I damn near lost a finger. She had no idea why I was angry at poor little her.
#14
She asked me if she had to divorce her first husband before we got married. 🤦♂️.
#15
She had a new telescope and thought it would be really cute to check out the stars after a date one night. I don’t remember the full conversation but at some point I joked about us being stuck together on this giant ball in space. She looked through the telescope again and said, “So you believe that huh?” I just stared at her blankly because I was afraid of that question going any further. Anyways, happy to share that we didn’t last long but did you guys know that “there’s totally like, a lot of evidence that our planet is probably not round?”.
#16
I mentioned that I loved stargazing on camping trips because it would actually get dark enough to see the Milky Way. Apparently I was lying to him, as it’s impossible to see the Milky Way since we’re in it.
Same dude also refused to believe that huckleberries existed. Again this came up when I was talking about picking and eating huckleberries on a hike. He had to interrupt me to tell me I was wrong because huckleberries were made up.
Everyone says dumb things sometimes. What was remarkable was how confidently he went out of his way to convince me I was wrong, wrongly. And then got upset at me for bickering when I didn’t immediately agree that something I’d been looking at (or eating) for most of my life was in my imagination. .
#17
Having to listen to her unashamedly tell me Jesus wasn't Jewish and was in fact raised catholic.
#18
I was in the passenger seat of my ex girlfriend’s car (we were 22 at the time) and whilst driving I opened the glove compartment to store something. She turned and screamed “WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING?”. Confused I asked what’s going on?
Apparently as a kid she used to play with the glove compartment all the time so her parents told her that opening the glove compartment on a moving car would damage the engine… she was 22 and still believed this.
#19
She seemed to be confused about the difference between flamingos and penguins, but insisted they weren’t real because she’d grown up in Alaska and never seen any.
Sue Denham 2 weeks ago
So that also rules out the existence of - what? - parrots, tigers, elephants . . .
#20
I wasn’t fully dating this guy, but at sonic:
“Hi can I have a slushie?”
Worker: sure! What flavor?
“You know… a slushie!”
Worker: yes, but what flavor for you want?
“I just want a slushie. Like a regular slushie!”
Worker: okay but… sure, a regular slushie.
Order is brought out, he takes a drink and goes, “I think this is just ice. It has no flavor?”
I thought it was so funny that they gave him a plain slushie instead of just defaulting to like cherry or something. I could’ve helped explain to him while he was ordering, but I was too stunned to speak.
#21
He asked why I always made sure to use the bathroom after sex, since I'm prone to UTIs, which is fine enough, but when I told him, backed up by advice from both my regular doctor and gyno, he argued with me about it! And continued picking fights about it for almost a week until he googled it and looked at like 3 separate web articles before he finally begrudgingly accepted peeing after helps lessen the chance of getting one.
I still have no idea what his issue with it was.
#22
She encountered a deaf person at her job that day and kept saying “death person” I gently corrected her and ww3 broke out.
#23
I was “dating” this girl in the early 2000s. There was an upcoming federal election. She was reading the names on the campaign signs on people’s lawns and said “wow. Noones voting for Bush” …. We live in Canada.
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
I don't think Peter Noone - or any of Herman's Hermits - is eligible to vote in the US.
#24
He insisted that Spain was in South America because they spoke Spanish.
#25
When she said she thought we could drive to Hawaii because she said it looked close on a map. She also asked how fish breathe under the ice.
She was very pretty .
zims 2 weeks ago
That's actually a good question. Fish get oxygen from water, obviously, but if it's in a contained system like a pond, cut off from atmosphere for months by a layer of ice, does hydrogen start to build up? Or does their slow winter metabolism and reduced need for oxygen prevent that?
#27
I was dating a guy and we worked together but we’re on opposing shifts. I come in for turnover and he lets me know that he can’t get into the computer in the office and the password on the sticky note was not working. Sticky note very straight forward written like
Login: xyz
Password: xyz
Thought huh, that’s weird because I literally used it the night before. Get to the computer, punch in the password and boom, I’m logged in.
I asked him what he was putting in and he goes “password:xyz like it says on the sticky note”
“Darling….the password is xyz…not password:xyz”
Not his brightest moment. And the kicker is he did this for several days and thought it was an issue everyone was having.
Novel Idesa 2 weeks ago
At my work we have a really bizarre phone system and in order to dial out, you have enter a string of 7 numbers first. The number is on a sticky note next to the phone, and it reads something like "Outgoing Calls: Dial 8007069 then #" For the first two weeks I worked there I could never ever get it to work. Then someone politely explained that you don't have to dial the pound sign, just the code then the phone number. I felt dumb, but like, it is a bit confusing, right?
#28
Welp, I married him and then we moved out of state. On the drive to our new place, we stopped at a gas station that sold lottery tickets (they weren’t a thing in our home state at the time). He came running out of the gas station waving his ticket saying he won $5. I asked him how much money he spent to win $5. He proudly told me $20. 😐
We were divorced within a few years.
#29
When he defended slavery by saying people who run up high medical bills should have to work them off by cleaning and landscaping areas at the hospital. He was serious and also 30 years old at the time he made that statement.
ZuriLovesYou 2 weeks ago
He's definitely one of those "Homeless people are lazy" type of guys.
#30
I had an ex literally call me to ask me how to make pasta....... From a box, and then asked what equipment he needed to do it. He was 35.
I was also the idiot for dating him.
#31
My husband would probably say the first time was when he asked me the time and I said “time to get a sundial” and he said “it’s night time…” and I said “so shine a flashlight on it…”.
#32
I was going into anaphylactic shock at a restaurant due to unknown allergy. My throat was closing and I had no neck due to swelling. He asked if I wanted to go outside to get some air. WE WERE SITTING ON THE PATIO.
#33
It was a clear sunny day and we were lying at the beach trying to get a tan. The UV level was not too high so after an hour she decided that, in order to speed up our tan, we HAD to move way further down the beach to get closer to the sun as that was the direction the sun was in.
#34
He was shocked to learn that he wouldn't be able to pick up our car rental that was under my name using my credit card because, "They always let me pick it up using my dad's card when we were on family vacations!" ....I had to explain to him that he and his dad have the same first and last name..
#35
Him: we should do a vacation soon
Me: absolutely, and I think we should do something big, like out of the country
Him: sounds good, what were you thinking?
Me: not really sure but I don't want to do the typical South America trips. I'd like to branch out and do something really cool that not a lot of people our age are doing.
Him: ok, so any specific places in mind?
Me: I actually just saw a deal on a travel site for a safari trip in Tanzania
Him: but you just said you don't want to go to South America?
Me: yeah.... Exactly, it's in Africa.
Him: OKKKKK, but you LITERALLY just said you didn't want to go to South America, sooooo..... Why are you recommending that?????
Happened nearly 10 years ago but that was pretty much word-for-word out conversation.
He was 24, with a college degree. I don't remember the exact conversation that took place after this exchange but he apparently thought that the continent of Africa was a country(?) in South America. Stayed with him for another ~6 months or so and there were sooooooo many moments of pure, unadulterated stupidity. The breaking point was him putting ketchup and Kraft singles on my homemade Pad Thai. I was dating a 24 year old man with the mind of a 7 year old.
#36
Not a girlfriend but a family member. We lived in Alaska and she and her husband, who lived in the lower 48, were talking about coming to visit us. She talked about driving and was excited to drive on the bridge. We asked, "what bridge?" "The one that goes from Washington state to Anchorage!" she replied. We told her that that did not exist. She'd have to fly. She was surprised to learn that there wasn't a bridge, but excused it by saying, "Well, I'm just not good with geometry." (She meant geography.).
Elladine DesIsles 2 weeks ago
Okay, so the family member thinks there is an imaginary bridge, but even OP seems unaware that Canada exists and has roads?
#37
Partner once said the earth is getting lighter because we mine materials out of the ground.
#38
"Theres no way the earth spins once a day. If it spun the fast we would all fly off".
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 weeks ago
Flat Earth arguments are always the dumbest. "The Earth rotates at approximately 0.000694 revolutions per minute (RPM) according to google. I used Google because I didn't feel like doing the math myself. It doesn't matter anyway because flerfs have no idea how decimal points are really any kind of math works anyway.
#39
I opened a drawer in my bathroom and noticed a bunch of q-tips scattered all over my hairbrush, towels etc.
When I asked him about it, he said he dumped all my q-tips out and threw away the box they came in to help me “save space” in the drawer….
#40
Asked me to use smaller words (the word I used? “demographic”).
Kyra Heiker 2 weeks ago
Never dumb things down if people are not on your level. They will just keep dragging you further down.
#41
"pseudoscience is still science".
#42
We landed in Amsterdam and were planning what we want to do
Me: I'd really like to go to Anne Frank house
Him: I didn't know you had friends in Amsterdam
Me:???
Him: Who's Anne Frank?
#43
Not exactly dating but regular sex. We were talking after once, and she told me she determined I had no STDs because "you looked clean." Don't have any but damn it just makes me wonder if she ever found out the wrong way.
#44
For me, the last girl I went on a date with blindly crossed a busy a*s street in front and cars in both directions had to slam on their brakes to avoid her. I waited and crossed when there was no one coming. When I finally got up to her I asked wtf was that?? And she said “pedestrians have the right of way” 🤨.
Tha Monkey 2 weeks ago
Lawd, I see this all the time. A LOT of folks distracted on the mobile phones don't even bother to look for oncoming traffic/make sure that car turning right at the light is actually going to stop. And then they wonder why the pedestrian fatality rate is so high...
#45
I was in my 20s, I was dating a guy who knew I was from California. He made a comment about the Golden Gate Bridge and said “I bet the Golden Gate Bridge must have cost a fortune to build with all of that gold!”. He was cute but it didn’t last long.
#46
She thought that cars* used gas to move, so if you left a car idling it would never run out of gas.
I asked her if you could let a car idle for five years without running out of gas, and she thought about it for a minute and said 'Yes'.
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 weeks ago
Unless she's receptive to advice, you could run out of gas explaining the whole idea to her...
#47
She revealed her skepticism about the existence of dinosaurs.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 weeks ago
"Look at all these giant fossils! " "Nope, can't be right."
#48
My ex once asked me: who were the bad guys and who were the good guys in WW2?
Tucker Cahooter 2 weeks ago
The bad guys were the ones in the black hats, the good guys were the ones in the white hats
Sven Grammersdorf 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty damn sure the allies were the good guys in WW2
Load More Replies...
Sand Ers 2 weeks ago
The Finns allied with the Wehrmacht to fight against the USSR invasion of Finland during WWII. Who were the bad guys?
Sven Grammersdorf 2 weeks ago
The people invading someone else's land, obviously
Load More Replies... n75mk9nk2n 2 weeks ago
Everyone was bad guys. One side put people into ovens. The other side dropped atomic bombs on civilian population centers. Twice. Both are pretty damned horrible things to do.
90HD 2 weeks ago
To be fair, our dropping the bomb ended the war and killed significantly fewer civilians than the insanity that was concentration camps.
Load More Replies... 
Doodles1983 2 weeks ago
Depends on your point of view. The good and bad, are few in number. The masses who do the fighting? Are doing what they're told and were killed by their own or imprisoned if the refused to bear arms. Good and bad is relative in so many ways. I, in no way condone Hitler and his methods but there are NO "winners" (no "good guys") in wars. The English and German soldiers dropped weapons and played football on No Man's Land one Christmas day. Because the fight wasn't theirs. It was what a few misguided, power crazy AHs told them to do. It's far more complex than good and bad or black and white.
Cristi nah 2 weeks ago
The bad guys were Darth Vader and the Empire and the good guys the Rebels
Jason K 2 weeks ago
This is the perfect thread for your comment! Good contribution!
Load More Replies... b 2 weeks ago
To be fair, today in America some people would disagree on who the bad guys were as they seem to think fascism is the way to go.
Sand Ers 6 days ago
There were committed Nazis in the US before the war, during the war, and after the war. And the US did not go to war to oppose fascism. If it cared about that the outcome of the Spanish Civil War would have been very different. The US went to war because it was attacked. It's not clear when or if it would have entered the war without that.
Load More Replies...
Bernd Herbert 2 weeks ago
I, as A German, can tell you that the Nazis in WW2 were definitely not right.
Load More Replies...
#49
At Home Depot. Some sort of chair was $25 for one, $40 for two. She said, “oh it’s a deal if you get one!”….
Hoi-Polloi 2 weeks ago
I mean... if you just buy one you do end up with an extra 15 bucks in your pocket! Of course someone will have to sit on someone else's lap, but that fifteen dollars should make for a good cushion.
#50
He was putting chicken directly on the racks in his oven to cook, despite juices dripping down and smoking/burning.
What do you think ?
Lyone Fein 2 weeks ago
TBF being uneducated or inexperienced is not the same thing as being stupid.
BrunoVI 2 weeks ago
Some similar threads have had a lot of "brain farts" where I could picture myself saying or doing the "stupid" things. But a lot of these require a stunning lack of education that's hard to dismiss as a mere lack of experience.
Load More Replies...
Anony Mouse 2 weeks ago (edited)
Gotta love the commenters that drop anti-American comments even when it has nothing to do with the post. “Durr if this was an American they’d probably measure in eagles. Hurr durr!” Give it a rest my guy.
Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
I thought it was a bit amusing that there was a reference about metric in the post about the guy that thought 1.5 hours was an hour and fifty minutes. Don't give me that smug b******t about the how hard US measurements are if your hours don't have 100 minutes but you can still tell time when you're 10 years old.
Load More Replies...
Lisa T 2 weeks ago
Back in the early days of the Internet, I’d go into general chat rooms to chat with people all over the world. There were several regulars that I became “friends” with and we’d talk a lot. I live in Australia and this woman lived in the US. I was saying to her about how our in seasons were opposite, and my summer was in December. She asked me very seriously “Well, when do you celebrate Christmas then?”
marianne eliza 2 weeks ago
In the USA, we call that a Red State Education. Get used to it. The great dumbing down of the population has started. It's the only way for the fascists to control the people. As if we are mushrooms. It's been done before and obviously some people didn't learn about it in school.
Moana Manana 2 weeks ago
Quite some time ago, during the German SATs we received the question: name all the EU states in alphabetic order. That girl started with Africa! After the tests were evaluated the professor came in and said to the girl, that he wanted to fail her the complete year due to this stupidity. She asked if the rest of her answers were ok, and had no clue why he was so furious.
Der Kommissar 2 weeks ago (edited)
My sister's date. She ordered him a Caesar salad, which he had never had before. He asked if you can only eat this in restaurants or if is there a kit you can buy at the market so you can make it at home. This happened over 30 years ago, and any time someone orders a Caesar salad, someone else brings it up.
Júlia Fortes 2 weeks ago
not a guy i was dating but once i saw a discussion online about women wearing too much makeup. I guy said he would take her date to a pool on their first date and a girl said that we have waterproof makeup. The he just said "well, i can take her to a pool of acetone then". ACETONE. He tought that acetone was a makeup remover
Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
Ive used acetone on enough things to be very comfortable in assuming that it would remove most, and maybe all, make-up very thoroughly. And FWIW, nail polish remover typically *is* acetone, with some fragrance added.
Load More Replies...
Lyone Fein 2 weeks ago
TBF being uneducated or inexperienced is not the same thing as being stupid.
BrunoVI 2 weeks ago
Some similar threads have had a lot of "brain farts" where I could picture myself saying or doing the "stupid" things. But a lot of these require a stunning lack of education that's hard to dismiss as a mere lack of experience.
Load More Replies... Anony Mouse 2 weeks ago (edited)
Gotta love the commenters that drop anti-American comments even when it has nothing to do with the post. “Durr if this was an American they’d probably measure in eagles. Hurr durr!” Give it a rest my guy.
Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
I thought it was a bit amusing that there was a reference about metric in the post about the guy that thought 1.5 hours was an hour and fifty minutes. Don't give me that smug b******t about the how hard US measurements are if your hours don't have 100 minutes but you can still tell time when you're 10 years old.
Load More Replies... Lisa T 2 weeks ago
Back in the early days of the Internet, I’d go into general chat rooms to chat with people all over the world. There were several regulars that I became “friends” with and we’d talk a lot. I live in Australia and this woman lived in the US. I was saying to her about how our in seasons were opposite, and my summer was in December. She asked me very seriously “Well, when do you celebrate Christmas then?”
marianne eliza 2 weeks ago
In the USA, we call that a Red State Education. Get used to it. The great dumbing down of the population has started. It's the only way for the fascists to control the people. As if we are mushrooms. It's been done before and obviously some people didn't learn about it in school.
Moana Manana 2 weeks ago
Quite some time ago, during the German SATs we received the question: name all the EU states in alphabetic order. That girl started with Africa! After the tests were evaluated the professor came in and said to the girl, that he wanted to fail her the complete year due to this stupidity. She asked if the rest of her answers were ok, and had no clue why he was so furious.
Der Kommissar 2 weeks ago (edited)
My sister's date. She ordered him a Caesar salad, which he had never had before. He asked if you can only eat this in restaurants or if is there a kit you can buy at the market so you can make it at home. This happened over 30 years ago, and any time someone orders a Caesar salad, someone else brings it up.
Júlia Fortes 2 weeks ago
not a guy i was dating but once i saw a discussion online about women wearing too much makeup. I guy said he would take her date to a pool on their first date and a girl said that we have waterproof makeup. The he just said "well, i can take her to a pool of acetone then". ACETONE. He tought that acetone was a makeup remover
Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
Ive used acetone on enough things to be very comfortable in assuming that it would remove most, and maybe all, make-up very thoroughly. And FWIW, nail polish remover typically *is* acetone, with some fragrance added.
Load More Replies... You May Like "She Was Just On A Date": Guy Kicks Girl Out Of His Car Right After Picking Her Up “Super Cute, Right?” She Dressed Up For A Date, Then His First Comment Shattered Everything Woman Runs Away From Date Only 20 Minutes In: “This Is My Mom”
Indrė Lukošiūtė
Lei RV
Ilona Baliūnaitė
Related on Bored Panda
