Rip, it’s always that sweet kid down the street

Aw, lovely sense of humour! Wonderful after what she'd been through.

Not necessarily.... ;)

Damn, cannibalistic mom. That’s lovely...

Looking for the positive in every situation.... moms!! lol

Burn!

Confusion 101

This is the best thing ever

80?? Your Mum looks INCREDIBLE for 80! I was thinking late fifties perhaps...

I'm stealing this one!

i love it

But what if those brown eyes came from Mom?

Hahahahahahaha. That’s funny

Ouch...

Hit with the Word.

Valid concerns

wow just wow -_-

she's not wrong....

I love your mum!

Do you have any idea how hard to get the wifi back in? 😂

Yo!

Savage

sound likes a dad jokes :-)

And there is her brother, Chevy.

I order water everywhere 😂

Had to explain to my mom that a "bootie call" was not the same thing as a "butt dial"...

Accurate ;) But she's cuter

I don’t get it

Such innocence

I had that bock XD

She's a muggle.

Haha, that's really funny :')

the hardest burn

The one thing you should NOT say when a girl is on her period.

Well then, but isn’t bad advice either way

Its not the joke I noticed but tye profile pic and the name💆😮

Sadly true.

My mom always jokingly says (after hurting me accidentally) "Well, you deserved it" 😂

Catchy =)

Gotta get that biblical knowledge

Such a mom thing to do 😂

sounds tastier than peef, anyways...

Mom: What does, Idk, gtg, and ly mean? Me: I don't know, got to go, love you. Mom: Fine, I'll ask your sister then.

Should have passed out by the second day.

Awwww

The Ransom of Red Chief.

BTW s**t floats only if you eat a lot of fats. If you have a good diet, it sinks.

Just walk around San Francisco for a bit.

Me too, like totally hate trinket..they either filled my drawers, my shelves, or collecting dust on display...my mom and I got rid of them when I started high schooll..

Happy tipsy moms are the best.

Boundaries, mom, boundaries.

I'd be happy to leave him out of everything..... ;)

who tenderizes with a knife?

It's hard when your neighbors kid is doing the Soft Shoe at 6 months.

Only the CIA, NSA, FBI, Google, and Amazon can see you.

Sounds like personal experience.

Which is what I have to bite my tongue not to say whenever I meet anyone out of context!

i had a friend who used to refer to Lindt chocolate truffles as "sex for your mouth." and i was always like "you know, they *have* that."

as parent I say too :)