Poor kid interrupted while expressing talent. Always the same story with parents. Shouldn't be too much traumatized if he has inherited father's humour though.

Brilliant, but a six year old should know better though.

Great idea

As a nanny I’ve taken care of a lot of kids. My rules, just to name a few; No, you are not eating in my car. You are not to put your face or your fingers on the windows. If you really have to fart, let me know so I can roll down all the windows. You are not allowed to play ANY musical instruments in the car. Do not ever put your feet and push the back of my seat. If you put your muddy boots on any part of the car, (except the floor) I will give you wet towels so you can clean up your own mess, and I don’t care how long it takes. Don’t complain about what music is on the radio, it’s my car and I’m driving it. If you start fighting in the car while I’m driving, I’ll pull the car over until you’re done, (even if you’re black and blue and bleeding) and then I’ll write a note for your teacher and principal telling them you were late because you were fighting and beating each other up. Because it isn’t my fault that the two of you decided to act like barbarians and pummel each other!

Awww 😊

My son did this in the hall when he was playing cars and trucks

Love this dad! Way to make your child feel special.

That’s a very constructive solution

AWESOME!

I love this one! Necessity is the mother of invention

'and then.. Uhm a..a.. And then Tommie did the.. Ehm Tommie did the ehm.. And then Tommie did the pencil in the... Ehm... And then Tommie did the pencil in de basket!' ........... 'and then'....

This lady is my favorite

True story.

That's cause G&G buy them things.

Bubble bath and a glass of wine.

Well..if there is siblings there will be a bit of variation. "MINE,MINE MINE!" :-D

You could also title this the other way around: "When you meet those people who constantly lectured you on what would change if you had children, and you prove them wrong."

My life has been a lie this hole time

More like: what happened? Is the kid still alive? Was I sleeping too deep? Didn't I hear him/ her?

Cook da baby

I made the mistake of bringing my niece to the dollar store once. I spent $21 things with sparkles... I wanted a gift bag and wrapping paper.

Let them clean it up themself, they will get the message.;)

What a creepy baby. Looks like a balt guy in his 40's.

Oh, so relatable, so relatable. Upvote, upvote.

LOL... dammit, where'd you get that pic of my place ?

Once my kids are asleep it is my wind down time. Don’t care what needs to be done, It’s time for myself or time with hubby.

Do not buy $200 school pictures!

I can relate.

Hahaha I love that doggo

Is it really that catchy? I really wanna hear it but don't want to doon myself to forever repeating it. I never got over the hot potato ditty!

My cousin took her 4 year old son and infant daughter for a stroll around the neighborhood. About halfway into their walk, she realized her son was sucking on a candy. She made him spit it out and asked him where he got it. He said he'd found it on the sidewalk... BLECH!

Just put a foot on it and buy a bit more time 😉 And possibly recycle quite a lot of it.

That cow is my soul.

Lets just put a big car bow on the house...

Coffee has priority!

I think it would be better if that was Marijuana.

Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds

Hope that's a waterproof watch, otherwise it will soon be time to buy a new one.

'conversation'

Anyone explain this to me? Maybe I should stop talking around kids, so that they could get a start...

A team of dotors and nurses, half a hospital for yourself, a team of make-up artists and stylists might make a slight difference, admittedly.

Hehehe.. can absolutely relate

If we switch the people's roles around then that would be my childhood.

She works for treats.

Well, i work with toddlers and let me tell you ; toddlers have their own will en personalities, but parenting is absolutely a big part in how they act. Some people have spoiled brats because they raised them as spoiled brats. No child is perfect, but parenting has a huge stake in your childs behaviour.

Just wait until you step on it...

My mom actually did save all my artwork. But I found out it was actually so she could sell it if I become famous

mom: "You come here often?"

Or when you are putting on makeup...

We always had a cup with a lady on it. Nobody wanted that cup because of the lady. Oh my, the little fights we had over who had to take that stupid cup. Life was kind of simple back then, wish my biggest problems as an adult where like the 'lady cup - problem'.

Me when I show someone new around school.

The best thing about mothersday gifts from young children is how proud they always are. It's your task to wear it with pride yourself ;)