Ground control to Baby Tom

She uses real-life cheats

Still better than twilight.

Pancake: *in a whisper* I'm the real slim shady

Follow your feelings....If you love your kids, then everything will be fine

Ha! Every mother I've met is like "When they go to sleep, we have to be extra quiet because I need that time alone for once".

When I get a baby I will definitely do this when my wife least expect it. It will make her either laugh or drive her insane!... But first I need a wife.

Mine are 10 and 12 and their laughs are still The Best!

Ha! This is perfect!

What an adorable mini-vamp!

that's my coping mechanism for every situation.

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for us it was always putting the girls in boys clothes.

dadadadadadadada BATBABY!!

All 3 of mine got Mohawks! 2 boys & 1 girl with bows!

Baby: "Worth it!"

So satisfying when it works. Heartbreaking when it doesn't. I had one of each!

One of the best grump faces ever drawn.

We now travel with all five of us having our stuff in a single laundry basket. Hubby lifts and off we go!

Usually means there's a big stink on the way!

Anger sleep!

Angry cat in 3... 2...

Aww isn't it a game of fetch yet?

One of the best feelings- post bath drippy baby towel snugs.

This is a scientific fact that continues into adulthood

Or all their life, if it were only possible!

This looks actually very adorable :)

Been there, done that. Then again, I've yet to find a more effective way to calm down an upset baby in a traffic jam. Or to amuse passing truck drivers.

What a thought!

aw

I feel your pain. When I attempt to get all three in the pic it's really humorous.

We do that all the time, too!

Baby koala

I'd rather not. But I heard you have a cat!?

Decide your reaction based on theirs, not theirs off of yours. They're usually okay but will sense its worse if they see or hear panic.. Sponges!

My first baby never sleep for her first 3 months, I almost felt of the bridge with my car, sleep while driving, then i took her to my mother in law in the village, she put my baby to sleep just an instant in her arm (I think she cast a spell on the baby, I believe my mother in law is a guardian fairy for children)

I hope you make this a real thing. And I wish it was a real thing when my babies were babies.

Don't carry baby that way. It seems heavier and it's not good for him nor your back.

I have pants like that

just covering the comment below pls do not look down

Relax chair was the best of them all. It was a gift actually, but it was in the shape of a rocking chair by fisher price. It included toys and massaging. She is 29 months now and still loves it.

I always breast feed my baby whe she cries. Boobs always solve problems

For some reason, I thought the cat was farting on the baby at first xD

At least he'll grow up with a big vocabulary.

And I say it's all ok, because they have padded diaper butts :D

My baby use me as junggle gym

Anyone else see Lion King in this?

"I'm gonna give myself a bath too"

sharpity sharp

I ADORE milk breathe!!!!!!

So true.

Mine do this even now when he's already 2yo!😊

The dot in the explanation point is supposed to symbolize the poop, haha.

If it ever gets to hot to actually worry, what I do is nothing but a diaper and a thin blanket.

My husband says he has never enjoyed a museum since our son was born... Doesn't stop him going though!

Worst empty moment: when you realize you turned into the advisor and finally understand their true message .. realizing years have passed