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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.

'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.

What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!

Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.

More info: Facebook (h/t)

#1

It is a matter of economic, if the plates are cheap open the door. If the plates are irreplaceable smash the glass on the right.

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    #2

    Build an identical house next to your existing house with only one difference, the plates would be on the shelf. Then delete the old house.

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    #3

    Open a bottle of wine > Have a drink > Wait for a husband to come home. Start a random argument out of nothing > Go to the kitchen . open the door and let it smash > blame it on the husband - he'll apologize and buy a whole new set of plates.

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    #4

    Flood the house, then open the cupboard without any risk!

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    #5

    Tilt the cupboard backwards, then open.

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    #6

    try switching it off then switching it back on again

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    #7

    Just let yourself die and respawn back to your last check point when the plates were nicely stacked

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    #8

    Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!

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    #9

    Sell it to the museum and name it the "Frozen in Time" series.

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    #10

    Open the door just a tiny bit and fill the whole thing with expanding foam

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    #11

    Name it schrodinger's cupboard because at this time the bowls are both intact and broken

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    #12

    Insert a deflated balloon to the bottom, gradually inflate as door open to hold the stack

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    #13

    Take a picture of it and ask to people on internet

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    #14

    Try ctrl + Z... this will work

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    #15

    Tape the cupboard with scallop tape, then leave it for your grandchildren to deal with; or save it as a future dowry for your daughter.

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    #16

    gather your friends..make it a party! open the door and as the bowls crash to the floor.. yell OPA! and then you all have a drink together to toast the occasion.

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    #17

    The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)

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    #18

    The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.

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    #19

    The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy much glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!

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    #20

    Put the cupboard down horizontally, the plate should fall back. The other way is to open it ever so slightly, then use a metal coat hanger to secure the plate at the bottom, at the same time keep sliding the door until the gap is large enough for your hand to fit in, then you can push up the plates with your hands.

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    #21

    Photoshop the image as to how it was before this happened and print out the image and stick it in the glass

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    #22

    Give a name to every single plate and tell all Pokemon Player that they "Gotta catch 'em all!"

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    #23

    Spend a few months in the secret mountain tops of Japan and train. You must become a ninja with lightning reflexes. With your newly found ninja skills catching those plates when you open the cupboard will be easy.

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    #24

    Fly with the cupboard into the outer space. Open it safely. Then go back.

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    #25

    Go to the Cupboard Menue and click Restore

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    #26

    once an engineer told me a roll of duct tape would fix any problem

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    #27

    break the wall from the back of the cupboard

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    #28

    The Tolkien solution: get a bunch of dwarves, feed them well, and then tell them it is time to clean up. Open the door. Even though it looks improbably, no dishes will be broken. And they will be super clean afterwards, too!

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    #29

    The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door and remind them of their "generational responsibility".)

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    #30

    Get a big plastic bowl,stuff it with towels.. Have someone hold the bowl very close to the door, open gently and let it all the plates drop in there.. Even if any breaks, it will save you the stress of cleaning up.

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    #31

    Sell the house

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    #32

    I think the internet now is more interested in seeing the door actually being open. Be sure to video it and post it on line again, thanks!

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    #33

    Do not try to open the door. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: There are no dishes.

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    #34

    Spin the house round n round n round until the centrifugal force pushes the plates back onto the shelf. Be careful to stop the spin slowly.

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    #35

    First, create an anti-gravity machine, or yet, try some hollywood slo mo so that you can catch them - or yet, I've got a better idea:hire a juggler!

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    #36

    Write a sign saying Mannequin challenge accepted!

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    #37

    Seal the cupboard tight with gaffa tape.
    Pour enough liquid jelly (lime flavour)
    Through a small hole in top of cupboard.
    Turn the air con on until it sets.

    Once jelly has set, slowly open door.
    Hopefully it slows the bowls down enough for you to rescue them all.

    Invite 25 people over to your house for a bowl of green jelly. Lol!

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    #38

    Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens.
    Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked, have this discovered by FBI, blame FBI for not solving the problem with the dishes.

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    #39

    Break a pane of glass of the cabinet door and take the bowls out that way - instead of trying to open the door.

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    #40

    Ok, listen carefully:
    you'll need a rocket, a big rope, oxygen tank, parachute

    how you do it:
    tie the rope around a hook on your cupboard and shoot it to outer space....while in vaccum, do your chore and pull back to earth (we have stringed it right). shoot your parachute...don't die!!

    P.S do wear your oxygen masks(unless you are immortal)
    Same can be achieved underwater as well, but lets go universal!!!

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    #41

    Sell it as a mordern art display and get enough money to by new stuff + you have a great story to tell everyone else!! 😉👍🏻

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    #42

    Use a rolling pin to flatten your arm. Once flat simply slide it up and push the plates back into their place.

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    #43

    Hans' solution: ignore the actual task, write so many comments on Bored Panda that at the end of the day you either have 1000 upvotes or 1000 downvotes...or both.

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    #44

    Disguise yourself as Jigsaw from the Saw movies, kidnap some people, ask them to figure out how to solve the puzzle or you will kill them.

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    #45

    Less dishes to wash, so definitely open it.

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    #46

    Pour some chemicals on youself in a stormy night. Get struck by lightning. When you get speed force you know what to do.

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    #47

    Call your mom 🐺

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    #48

    Ok... Do you have an anti-mater partical displacement ray?

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    #49

    My husband mentioned trying to use a yardstick or something of that nature, partially opening the door and pushing them back. He also suggested getting your significant other drunk then having them open it, that way you can bring it up later and they will buy you a new set out of guilt.

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    #50

    Buy an octopus and sign it up to circus. It will learn tricks there and will be able to catch all the plates.

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    #51

    Riht click on the window, restore to an earlier time.
    If is not Ok, install windows 10, should

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    #52

    Try unplugging it.

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    #53

    Wait for the next eartquake to shake them back in position, or fill the cupboard with water, put it in the fridge and when it's frozen open the cupboard, put the ice block in your bed and let it melt, your china is saved and your will have wet dreams that night....

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    #54

    Create zero gravity.
    Open without worrying .

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    #55

    Put some thick blankets on the floor before opening the door; or ask someone to hold a blanket with them tightly to catch the falling plates.

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    #56

    Break the glass on the top panel and re-stack the plates before opening the door. That was easy.

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    #57

    Get a big garbage bag and slide it up in there. Then just blow it up until it pushes everything back onto the shelf.

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    #58

    Have you tried resetting your router?

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    #59

    Variation of a solution mentioned. Don't smash the glass pane next to the plates, get a glass cutter and cut the pane out while someone is pressing the other door tightly, so the bowls won't slip. Then reach in and remove the bowls.

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    #60

    Host a Greek Wedding, let the plates smash, then add their replacement cost to the wedding invoice.

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    #61

    Slide open the damn door and scream anti-materialism anthems.

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    #62

    The misanthropist solution: call someone else without showing him what is wrong, glue his or her hand to the door, then leave. Rant at him or her if you hear cracking sounds.

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    #63

    Get the magic wand and say : Wingardium Leviosa!!! If you haven't mastered it, try Hogwarts!

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    #64

    Break the glass on the right side of the cupboard, and squeeze in a lot of pillows, or an entire cotton mattress. Then open the door, and the mattress will fall out and catch the plates.. hopefully.. :)

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    #65

    I'm afraid the Internet cannot help you open the cupboard. You have to do it yourself.

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    #66

    The Logopolis Solution: what you have is a problem of entropy. Your nice, ordered plates, suspended in the cupboard are tending dangeroysly to disorder. To solve this, simply create a Charged Vacuum Embointment into E-Space inside the cupboard so that the entropy can safely drain away. Just don't let some maniac get his hands on an Earth radio telescope circa 1970s or 80s, or else he could close the CVE which would shatter your plates instantly

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    #67

    If my observation is correct, the door has a sliding mechanism, instead of being suspended by hinges. So you can slide it very carefully, until you're able to put your arm in and grab the plates.
    But hey where's the fun in that ?
    I suggest you steal the newly confiscated timeturner from hermiones office, turn back time and put the plates more carefully in the cupboard. Just to realize that by rearranging the plates, you changed everything and helped Voldemort win the battle at Hogwarts! fck...

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    #68

    Press the door while you slide it slowly until you can fit your hand in.

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    #69

    Get a huge shopping bag, fill the bottom with bubble wrap. Lift the bag as close as possible to the draw opening. Get another person to hold the bag, open the draw and quickly grab as many of the plates as possible. Let the rest drop into the bag without harm.

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    #70

    Reminiscent of Windows 95/XP....Try upgrading cupboard software.

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    #71

    Build a wall. Works every time.

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    #72

    Hire a group of programmers. Make them recreate the entire situation in a virtual reality scenario. Train your reflexes to learn how the plates will fall every time, and when you're consistently able to save them all from breaking, try it in real life.

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    #73

    you have to use the antigravity

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    #74

    A - A - B - X - Y - A - B - up - down - left - left- right - A - B - B - Y - X - select

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    #75

    Wait until the next earthquake solves the problem.

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    #76

    Bang on it with a wrench. I don't know how, but it works every time.

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    #77

    If the plate is leaning against the glass, the claw track won’t allow the claw to get close enough to nab it. Use the claw to drag the one close to the drop zone. instead. Practice more!

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    #78

    Open the left side and drill a hole in the dividing wood, big enough for your hand to fit through. Adjust plates. Patch and paint hole.

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    #79

    Gently remove the window glass above the plates and stick your hand in it. Eventually remove the glass on the underside to catch any falling plates. Good luck from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 😄

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    #80

    1- Pray until Jesus apears
    2- open the cupboard
    3- ask Jesus for help you cleaning the mess

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    #81

    Enlist two strong people to help.Have the two people slowly tip the china cupboard backwards about 45 degrees until the bowls settle slowly, then simply open the door a hand's width, slide you hand in and turn the first bowl sideways and remove. Repeat.

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    #82

    Ask people on Boredpanda, let them answer and wait until you guess you have 1 or 2 best answers are possible to do.

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    #83

    A couple of things indicate that it is a sliding door that slides to the right. I feel one can safely slide the door by 4-5 inches to the right and insert ones left hand. You can take help from a left handed / ambidextrous friend to be safe.

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    #84

    Post a picture of your predicament on the Internet to seek advice!

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    #85

    Hit the back button a couple of times.

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    #86

    Remove the board from the back of the cabinet or the one on the top if it is a top shelf. You will have a better aproach and you won't destroy anything this way.

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    #87

    Get a large stack of old newspapers, and a helper. Slip the paper in through a crack in the cupboard door. Continue until the empty space is filled with paper. Slowly and carefully open cupboard while friend is poised to catch, dishes. Maybe have 3rd person to take the dishes from the first so they can continue trying to stablize plates.

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    #88

    Look at the cupboard and rack your brain for a possible solution. When you don't find one; which you won't, just take one last look and start crying. Continue crying till your husband and kids come home and make them get you a new set or refuse to fulfill any motherly-Wifey duties.

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    #89

    Sit down. Relax. Find you inner center. Realize that we all - the whole cosmos - is linked. We're all one. We're all a tiny piece of something so big, we'd never understand. Take a deep breath. Open the cupboard. You shouldn't worry about the broken dishes and your bleeding face now.

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    #90

    Put up a sign "Cupboard Out Of Order"

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    #91

    Waiting for the best possible advice how to open the cupboard make sure you secure the door so it won't open with the pressure of the plates :-) or to much movement around the cupboard:-)and good luck! Don't smash the door glass, gently and carefully cut the glass (tools needed)big enough to take the plates out !They are beautuful :-) and don't replace the broken glass,leave it as something to remember by...

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    #92

    Just break the plates, life is to short!!

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    #93

    Get a glass cutter cut hole in glass paine above or below to stick hand in - replace glass

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    #94

    Glass cutter to cut off the glass at the bottom. Put a cushion for the bowls to fall on. From the same hole you can slowly take the rest of the bowls off the cupboard.

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    #95

    the good plates are in the other cupboard

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    #96

    Open the top of the cabinet and get the plates. ask for a carpenter to do it for yah.

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    #97

    Paint the glass a dark color and ask some jerk neighbor to come for tea, cups are in the cupboard help your self 😉

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    #98

    Buy a new cupboard and a new set of plates that look exactly the same as the current one. Place the new cupboard right in front of the existing, arrange the plates to your delight. Problem solved! Out of sight, out of mind!

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    #99

    Open and close the door quickly over and over again until they shift into a more stable position.

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    #100

    Switch off thw lights..invite ur friends for a party.. ask one of em to open thw cupboard n grab some plates.. once they open n smash the plates..Ask em to pay for it..

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    #101

    Get a pillow or something that is soft and have another person who is fast and precise to help you catch the bowls as you open it. They will start low and quickly go up as you open that thing. You will save some, you might smash some, but better then having it all hit the floor. Next time don't overload it.

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    #102

    Take a tremendous poop on the floor where the plates will fall and then leave the room without wiping your bum.

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    #103

    She should blame the immigrants and vote for a right wing party.

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    #104

    Get two people to hold a blanket underneath and slowly open the door but keep the blanket close as u can to the cupboard

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    #105

    Try putting the cupboard in rice.

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    #106

    Smash the plates and put a sticker on them saying "Made in China".

    Problem solved.

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    #107

    things you need:
    1.duck tape
    2.scissors

    four easy steps:
    1. wrap the duck tape around the cupboard.
    2. think about a fancy title like "untouchable" or "time would tell"
    3. sell it to an art exhibit. profit.
    4. buy new dishes and cupboard.

    (if this happens again, repeat)

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    #108

    Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *gentelmen*, who'll go to work on the plates with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', dishes? I'ma get medieval on your ass.

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    #109

    Or..... You could just open the door, wave your hand and yell "Arresto Momentum"

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    #110

    have a pint at the winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over...

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    #111

    Create a vacuum chamber,get an old Spacesuit from NASA.You got it babe.

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    #112

    Have Barry Allen aka the Flash go back in time to save his mom from being killed, creating a new time-line, a Flashpoint paradox in which the dishes are perfectly stacked and a monkey is in the White House

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    #113

    Don't worry Ma'am, I have escalated the issue to our technical support team. If I were in your position, I would be frustrated too. Have you tried resetting your phone? Turn it off then turn it back on after a few minutes. That should work.

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    #114

    Place orange portal next to the cabinet then place the blue portal inside the cabinet, reach in and stack them neatly back inside then open the door. Problem Solved.

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    #115

    Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.

    P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"

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    #116

    Smash the bottom glass, Squeeze yourself into the cupboard. Make a selfie in the cupboard and rearrange the plates.

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    #117

    Build a pillow fort in front of it and open the cabinet door and let it fall out with out breaking some of them.

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    #118

    go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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    #119

    A pane of glass cost much less then the china. break a pane above the dishes, reach in and arrange them then you can open the door!

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    #120

    Just open the door, let them break and then use the reparo charm on them. Merlin's beard, muggles are so dumb.

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    #121

    Pray they weren't expensive

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    #122

    You must have done something by now. Tell us the outcome!!

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    #123

    Use Flipendo💥
    or Alohomora-> Immobulus-> gather your dishes and put them in place
    Or Alohomora-> booom -> repairo-> wingardium laviosa-> back in place.
    Still fail? Use Avada Kedavra or yourself.

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    #124

    Have sex in next room. Bang against wall so hard cabinet falls down and breaks bowls. Blame husband. Go shopping
    ;)

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    #125

    Open the back panel. It's normally made with thin wood.

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    #126

    Build a wall and let the plates pay for it

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    #127

    Maybe you should sell ur house at the very expensive price and add a few words about ur antique bowls.or just open a life insurance for ur bowl..

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    #128

    Put on a horror movie on Netflix and face it towards the cupboard. The crockery will move back in horror. Job done !!

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    #129

    Whatever you do, make sure you record it and post it :)

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    #130

    Call it art and sell it for money to buy new plates

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    #131

    These plates are fragile millenials. That cupboard is an Ivy league campus. Never open into reality - they need their SAFE SPACE

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    #132

    Wait for an earthquake and blame the earthquake.

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    #133

    rewind!!!!!

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    #134

    https://www.marathonhousewares.com/product-category/storage-cases/

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    #135

    Call Donald Trump to grab them.

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    #136

    Remove the pane of glass on the right, should give you enough access.. .

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    #137

    Remove the pane of glass on the right.

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    #138

    Wingardium Leviosa

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    #139

    Take the NON violence stand. Sit down on a comfy chair and meditate , meditate as long as your wishes come true . The plate will come to they own place by it self. Time does not exist in the Transcendent , so go and dive deep inside the transcendental state of consciousness. Bye the way many other problems will be solved till the plates come back to its own place! Enjoy

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    #140

    Solution needs two persons: the first puts his(her) hand on the glass front of the plates. The second cuts the glass around that hand with a glass cutter. (s)he then opens the door slowly and grabs the plates as the other stays still.

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    #141

    Put a loose (baggy) and elastic fabric as a safenet underneath te door, full of small balls of styrofoam and open it maybe you'll safe some plates

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    #142

    Destroy Earth. Problem solved.

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    #143

    Try Clearing the cache memory!!!

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    #144

    Book a trip on a commercial space flight and simply slip the cupboard through as hand luggage. Once out of the atmosphere and the pull of earth's gravity is sufficiently reduced, open the door and rearrange the plates. Maybe think about putting them on the lower shelf next time so if it happens again they won't have as far to fall.

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    #145

    Get a camera > Videotape it > Get internet famous

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    #146

    Simply cut the window on the right with a glass cutter and use the most trusted hand of yours and put the plates back.

    Invite all Bored Panda users to dinner.

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    #147

    Let me come over and ask the dishes out on a date, they will all back away from me into their rightful places telling me they have a boyfriend.

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    #148

    look at the door, slide to right, and grab the dishes

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    #149

    Run back to the past using your speed force, where the dishes were still stacked and stop whoever created that chaos. But in doing so you'll be altering the timeline, but a few bowls are worth the risk. So run, Mother, RUN!

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    #150

    Unscrew the cupboard door and slide it up til your hand fits under

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    #151

    Go to ninja training to master speed and accuracy until able to open and catch falling plates.

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    #152

    Do not try and save the bowls. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE ARE NO BOWLS. Then you will see that it is not the bowls that gets saved, it is yourself.

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    #153

    Pry off top of cabninet and grab all bowls, or get circular drill bill large enough for arm to move bowls back then glue the cut out hole back in place and paint over the cut lines

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    #154

    Offer to babysit a friend's hyperactive children. "Accidentally" feed them too much sugar and let them loose near cupboard.

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    #155

    Get a long strip of duct tape, open the door just enough to slide it in front of danger zone dishes with the sticky side toward the cupboard body. When in place, secure tape to cupboard. Repeat as necessary. Open door, rearrange dishes as needed, remove tape.

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    #156

    Open the left cupboard and empty it.then open a hole through the wood or remove it.reach the plates through there.open.replace wood.jobs done

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    #157

    If u can slide the door open a smidge pass a long balloon and blow it up, repeat til full, then open.

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    #158

    lay the cupboars horicontal down of its back on the ground or take a mattress under de door

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    #159

    Go to CERN and get a PhD in particle physics. Discover the graviton and anti-gravity. Create an anti gravity gun. Have earth invaded by aliens. Save the day using said gun. Remember this all started due to the damn plates. Come home and find the house a wreck but cupboard still intact. Use the gravity gun to get the plates out. Lose your shit when the battery runs out mid way smashing them to pieces. At least you saves earth.

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    #160

    Detach the entire cabinet, lay it on its back and open the fucking thing

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    #161

    #mannequinchallenge: falling plates version

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    #162

    Do not try and open the cupboard. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
    There are no dishes.
    Then you'll see, that it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.

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    #163

    You know how your socks go missing? Those are sock goblins. Summon one and pay them in socks to magically teleport the dishes out of the cupboard. Make sure the socks are nice.

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    #164

    Create a spider-web of duct tape across the glass, from frame to frame; ensure it is pretty heavily built up near to the first-instant fall point. Open glass and adjust bowls within spidey holes.

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    #165

    Just wait awhile quantum theory states that any arrangement of particles is possible and will occur given sufficient time, hopefully this rearrangement will occur before the imminent heat death of the universe

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    #166

    Ask Mr Trump. He will make the cupboard with plates great again.

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    #167

    CARDBOARD. Open the door slightly and slide a piece of cardboard between the door and the plates. Now, holding the cardboard, you can open the door freely. Once the door is open, you can use your free hand to reach around the cardboard and arrange the plates.

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    #168

    What do you value more...the dishes or that top pane of glass that you could break and reach in to pull the dishes back?

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    #169

    If you have a gap at the top of the cabinet door between it and the ceiling, take a long piece of paper, slide it through the door while slightly open. Hold paper above and below the door. Tension the paper to hold the bowls while you carefully open the door and quickly grab the bowls. Might buy you enough time. Suggest something strong, like parchment paper.

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    #170

    cut one of glass panels above the dishes and get dishes out . Then simply replace the glass panel, cheaper then letting dishes get broken and saves the dishes which may not be replaceable!

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    #171

    Send this picture to the cupboard producer and ask them to send you a set of nice porcelain before you sue them!

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    #172

    Drill a circular hole in the top of the cupboard to fit your hand/arm. Grab them one at a time from the top and stack them back on the shelf. Take arm out of the hole. Buy a 6"x2" piece of wood and nails. Nail the circle cutout to the wood. Place cutout in the hole, and nail back to the cupboard. Now there is no hole, and you saved the plates.

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    #173

    Seriously? I would open the cupboard about 1/8 to 1/4 inch, and slide in a thin but sturdy piece of plexiglass parallel to the cupboard door. (As big as the door).

    Press it firmly against the shelf, keep holding it tightly against the shelf, and open the door. Now you have a door that you can slowly and incrementally slide down, rather than opening all at once.

    Slowly slide it down, pulling out the dishes as you go. If I am picturing this correctly, you should be able to save every dish

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    #174

    They won't fall if you open the glass slowly and just enough to insert your arm which is doable because there is still space from both sides of the glass. slide the door to the right while the pressure of the objects on the glass will stop from making them fall, then you would substitute that pressure with your palm.

    Third law of motion: When one object exerts a force on another, the second object exerts on the first a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction.

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    #175

    The answer to this is simple.
    1. ) Submit this to the mannequin challenge
    2.) ???
    3.) Profit

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    #176

    Open the cupboard to the left & use a jigsaw to cut a hole between the two. Reach in and carefully pull out the plates. The cupboard can easily be replaced, but those dishes might not be able to be! :)

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    #177

    1. Open door.
    2. Invite all Kings horses.
    Important addendum: do not invite (or immediately uninvite) all Kings men. They have a terrible track record with matters of this sort.

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    #178

    Take comfort in the fact that in the parallel universe your dinner service is not screwed!

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    #179

    Put one of those egg crate mattress toppers on the floor before you try any of the above ideas 😉

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    #180

    Call the fire department and tell them someone is about to jump when they arrive show them the situation, I'm sure they'll understand

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    #181

    Easy! Use the good old Day of the Tentacle Trick:
    1) Place Laverne in front of cupboard, ready to catch plates.
    2) Switch player from Laverne to Hoagie
    3) Save
    4) Encourage George Washington to cut some - not all - of the tree down. Just enough wood to make the shelves, but not the door.
    5) When you switch back to Laverne, she should be holding the plates safely. If not, load and try a different approach on (4).

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    #182

    Don't you have an Indian in your cupboard? Ask him politely to assist you.

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    #183

    Say "Wingardium Leviosa!" Don't forget to swish and flick.

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    #184

    Try thinking positively! You know, in a cupboard-half-full kinda way!

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    #185

    Create a kickstarter or indigogo account to fund the broken plates, you might be lucky it might be overly funded.. Tip: make your video super interesting so many will fund it. Good luck.. I believe in you.. 1 week left..

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    #186

    Unhinge cabinet door, push door up against plates and carefully slide door up until edge of door reaches bottom of messy shelf. Tilt edge of door in until parallel to messy shelf (hence letting cabinet door act as extension of shelf.) Voila. Let the dishes slide onto door, hopefully unscathed

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    #187

    CTRL + ALT + DELETE

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    #188

    By the looks of it its a sliding door, that'd make things harder. Anyways, either tip the whole thing on it's back or break a pane or try a slim tool, put pieces of (duc)tape in and secure the plates to the shelves. Open door and peel tape from plates one by one

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    #189

    Open the door very slightly and stick a spatula in, hold the plates with said spatula and open door enough to get other hand in to grip remaining section of plates.

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    #190

    This would only work with a sliding door. Get a small curtain dowel with curtain attachment. Slightly slide door open just enough to slide dowel into cupboard. Bottom of the curtain then is tacked to the back of the cupboard with a second dowel. Bowls slide the curtain to a safe location at the back of the cupboard.

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    #191

    Hire Quicksilver from X-men to retrieve the plates for you.

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    #192

    Break the window on top, nobody will notice it's missing.

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    #193

    Meditate for few years in Himalayan moutains. Find your inner peace kind of kung fu panda... practice on catching flying arrows and bullets... when you're fast enough and have meditated enough, you will realize that life is bigger and more important.. you will open the door, slowly, not quickly, plates will fall and break, and you will give them to the poor

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    #194

    Wait for Trump to build a wall around it...

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    #195

    Carefully disconnect the house from its foundation. Make sure not to lose any washers. While holding everything inside in place, gently but firmly tip the building over to one side, so that the wall with the problematic cupboard is now on the floor. Open the cupboard, and restack the dishes. Tip the house back on its bottom (again remembering to hold everything inside in place) and reattach building to foundation. You should have no extra washers when you are done.

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    #196

    with the looks of things it's a sliding door that slides open to the right sliding the door should hopefully slide the dishes across with the door open it (slowly!) enough to fit your arm in take the top few dishes and place them on the lower shelf if they fit repeat until you can take the ones on the glass, DO NOT take the ones on the glass first as it will cause a chain reaction and make the top ones fall, once all dishes are on the the lower shelf safely open the door and put the dishes back

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    #197

    Remove window pane to the right, reach in and pulp plates out, refit window

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    #198

    Try setting it to "Wumbo"

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    #199

    It's actually very simple. Go to Canadian tire or hardware store of your choice.. Buy a glass cutter. Use the glass cutter to cut the edges of the pane of glass above the pane the bowls are against. Reach in and settle the bowls. Problem solved. Now replace the glass pane using gorilla glue or alternate. Your welcome

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    #200

    Rub some bacon on it.

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    #201

    Use a piece of cardboard slideit and as you crack the door open, you may want to tape a small piece of wood on the cardboard to stiffen it up & slide in. you will be successful if you listen to me

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    #202

    YOU MUST HAVE 33 MAGIC
    1. Go buy any type of air staff preferably Law Staff
    2. Go buy about 50 Law and Air runes
    3. Open the cupboard and try to tele-grab as many as you can some may break but this is the best answer

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    #203

    The real question we should ponder is: how did this even happen?!

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    #204

    Tilt the house

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    #205

    Ask Eleven (Stranger Things) for some help!

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    #206

    Open cupboard next to it. Drill a strategic hole. Insert rod through hole, push dishes back. Open door, arrange dishes correctly. Remove paint flake, bring to paint Store to match. Fill hole, sand, paint.

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    #207

    You are in the Matrix, slide open the door and with your mind imagine every plate being caught. If you catch them, then you are the one, Neo. If they smash then you a mearly another useless mortal!

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    #208

    Wait for the next earthquake, let them break, (or open the cabinet if they don't), claim it as damages, let insurance pay for it. Bada-boom.

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    #209

    Try to reboot and press F5 and select last known good configuration

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    #210

    Well since you seem to be in US with pretty large space below it which i can guess from the reflection you can keep a big deep tub filled with water until top or maybe your children outdoor swim and open the window prepare to slow move a few and few will fall in water saving the entire damage. It needs a few hands one should sit next to the water to protect the next one falling on top ..............cant think of any by looking at so many solutions already

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    #211

    1.Break them all.
    2. Painstakingly put them back together with lacquer and gold dust in the Kintsukuroi style.
    3. Sell them as personal pieces of art through an art gallery or even an Etsy page.
    4. Buy new plates and pocket the profits.

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    #212

    Put an ad out for a bank robber. If they can break into a impenetrable vault they must have the solution yoi seek!
    (suggestion: Oceans triology screenwriter might help)

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    #213

    Get an air mattress and fill it up with air then place a heavy blanket over it to ensure less bounce and cautiously open the door

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    #214

    Drill a hole from the outside!

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    #215

    Don't try to fix this problem. This isn't a problem. This is a gift of art to the world. Sell the cupboard along with a print-out of all these comments to your local museum. Request that they name the art installation "happy constipation", because this is only worth something as long as there is no "bowl movement". Get it?

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    #216

    Open Gangnam Style

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    #217

    Depending on the brand of cupboard... either hold down the Shift key, or the F8 key, then open.

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    #218

    Open the cupboard really quickly with one hand and swiftly put your other hand below the dishes before they fall. Might wanna put something that will decrease the damage incase one slips. Like a rug or something

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    #219

    -Have Chekov turn off artificial gravity.
    -Send Spock back in time to oversee the plates' origional stacking.
    -Or just comm. Scotty and have him beam them out.

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    #220

    Did you try rebooting it?

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    #221

    hey 2227, i'll vote for you if you vote for me. See you at the top m8.

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    #222

    Wait for the next earthquake, then call your insurer

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    #223

    "Use 'the Force', Mom" (Hey, if Luke can get a lightsaber buried in the snow to jump into his hands, as he is hanging upside down, you can keep good china from falling on the floor and breaking)

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    #224

    Put another dollar in and press A3, and you win them all! :)

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    #225

    Open Photoshop and load the image. Go to Free Transform>Skew and adjust the image until the back of the cupboard is lying flat. Now open the door, rearrange the bowls properly and once again skew the image back to its initial position before saving. Do not overwrite the original file in case something goes wrong!

    You may also Rotate 90° CW but this might cause the bowls to fall back too fast and end up getting smashed anyway. Good luck!

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    #226

    Slide garbage bag under cupboard door, inflate with hairdryer, slowly open and watch them bounce but not break

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    #227

    Duct tape all the panels of glass except the one to the right of the dishes, with a crisscross pattern. Score a groove into the surface of the glass to the right of the dishes contact. You can do this with anything harder than glass. (look into Moh Scale for clarity). Take a hammer once you've got a nice size groove, preferably a circle, and gently tap the center of the glass. Wear safety goggles, gloves, and shoes. Keep your arms covered and move the dishes to safety through shattered glass.

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    #228

    Get into a starship, head towards the sun so that the sun's gravity will slingshot you around it so fast that you will go back in time and then wait for Yesterday" (When you put your china in there) to finally return. Of course, if your calculations are wrong, you can fly into the sun and burn up, or you can end up in the year 1716, trying to convince a ten year old Ben Franklin to invent a time machine.

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    #229

    sie ,müsste die scheibe gegenüber aufschneiden .. dann köbnnte es klappen , wenn überhaupt .. ohne viel Bruch !!

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    #230

    Bargain with Dormammu

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    #231

    That's not a Problem at all! :)

    It's an Opportunity to dispose of the extra unused plates...
    Or to gather some greek friends & throw a party

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    #232

    Leave them. You don't need them. Paper plates are better.

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    #233

    It looks like a sliding door. Slide the door to the right very few centimeters at a time until you have the edge of the first plate on the inner edge of the door's panel, then stop. At this point you should be able to stick your hand inside and push up all the plates back up from the bottom to restack them.

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    #234

    Get a letter from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Learn magic. Pull a Dumbledore.

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    #235

    Place a mattress under the cupboard and very slowly open the door.

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    #236

    Take up making mosaics as a hobby; save much time and money shopping for your first lot of supplies.

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    #237

    Flood the floor with styrofoam peanuts & then just let it fall!

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    #238

    Lay a big panda teddy in front of the cupboard and open the door. The plates will land softly on the panda and you can hug the panda for being so useful and your only real friend to help in such bad situations.

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    #239

    Just don't, from here on out you eat off the bench.

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    #240

    If the china is irreplaceable (as is often the case):
    1.Break top left window
    2.Situate the dishes through said broken window
    3. Spend a little bit of money on the totally replaceable window :)

    -or-

    Open the door, let the china/your memories come crashing to the floor, and take solace in the idea that in an alternate timeline, it is all still in tact

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    #241

    Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.

    P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"

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    #242

    Format C disk and make smashed potatoes

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    #243

    Fuck it. Take the loss

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    #244

    Option A
    1. Tape/hold on to the cupboard door;
    2. Slowly rest the cupboard on its back;
    3. Control the speed of tilting the cupboard to avoid the plates and the bowls from smashing against one another;
    4. Open the cupboard door and empty the cupboard;
    5. Tilt the cupboard back to its original position.

    Option B
    1. Smash the right glass penal;
    2. Clear any remaining glass;
    3. Empty the cupboard;
    4. Replace the glass penal.

    Option C
    1. Open the cupboard and sacrifice a few plates

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    #245

    Load the cupboard in to a rocket ship .... Fly to space . Open in zero gravity . Problem solved , and you get a nice family vacation out of it .

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    #246

    goto to AMAZON.COM and buy new ones, forget these for now

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    #247

    Enter witness protection. Move to a safe house. Start a new life and forget about the plates. Its all in the past they can't get to you now.

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    #248

    The son/daughter in law challenge: Make your daughter or son in law do it, and if it's done with out the plates breaking, they can have your son/daughter.

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    #249

    Add a foreign key constraint to the plates. When they try to drop, the drop will fail.

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    #250

    Avec un diamand coupe-vitre et une vantouse ,couper et enlever la vitre a droite et celle au dessus,placer une oreillé sur la tablette en dessous et commencer a retirer les assiettes en entrant un bras par carreau de vitre enlevé

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    #251

    Vote for the plates not to break upon opening the cabinet.

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    #252

    it is a sliding door. so slide the door a bit and you'll be able to put your hand in and hold them

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    #253

    Choose me, no regrets.
    1. Shut the cabinet with duct tape (make suke the door won't move).
    2. Drill two small holes at the glass on the right (be careful about vibration).
    Hole height no. 1: the lowest bowl, hole height no. 2: middle bowl (slightly lower than the horizontal wood).
    3. Fill in hole 1 with sand until sand height reach hole 1, then shut hole 1. Fill hole 2 until you feel secured enough.
    4. Break/ cut the glass on top of the plates. Take them out carefully from above.
    Voila

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    #254

    Unhinge the cabinet on the right hand side. Once dismantled, slide the door upward. Use a friend to help guide the plates from below, back into a stack and on the shelf.

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    #255

    Fill up a big enough pool in front of the cupboard. Cut glass below the plates. Find something that works as a "slide" for the plates, slide it right under the plates, slowly open the door and watch the plates have a nice day at the water park.

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    #256

    Right click on the plates material assignment and change it to plastic.

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    #257

    Quicksilver!

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    #258

    Join Fantastic 4 and claim supernatural powers. Then you can even create a new set of plates

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    #259

    Remove the top of the cupboard. Send in your grab claw to fish out the plates and hope they don't break by slipping from the grab claw!! Or better, get on a ladder and throw them at husband for creating the problem!! @sanjaymaz

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    #260

    Remove the glass right under the glass holding the plates and stuff pillows (a lot including your neighbors ) into the cupboard till they touch the plates and graduaaaaally open the cupboard... Or just call the flash😁

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    #261

    Advertise space for a Greek wedding.

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    #262

    use a glass cutter and remove top shelf glass, fill the cupboard with jelly until the china floats up so you can pick them out safely

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    #263

    Perform electroshock therapy on the cabinet until the dishes become straight again

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    #264

    what cupboard? denial is the first step..

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    #265

    My 8 year old says ants can carry thousands of times their own weight. That said, get millions of ants. Drill a small hole into the class. Put ants into a cake piping/icing bag. Slowly (so as not to kill the ants) ice them through the drilled hole. Ask them gently (so as not to kill their spirits) to push the dishes to a level of their choosing. Once they are done, turn the heat up really high to cook them so you don't have to pay for their labor. Vacuum up the bodies.
    Throw away vacuum.

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    #266

    Get two helpers to hold a sheet taut under the cupboard. The third person opens the cupboard. Plates fall into the sheet.

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    #267

    Log on to your computer as an administrator, go to Home (your actual home) then from your Control Panel, Click System Restore, choose a restore point when the plates were nicely stacked. Click Next, and then click Finish to confirm your restore point.

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    #268

    Do not try and save the plates—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there are no plates.

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    #269

    Use tape and foam to water tight the cupboard from below. Open the glass panel at the top,and flood the cupboard with water and let everything float to safety.

    Bonus: 1) add some detergent to the water to wash the plates while you are at it
    2) add in bubble bath solution to make your success picture you post to us more dramatic

    DL

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    #270

    Start an auction where people can bid on each individual plate. For each plate that breaks the winning bidder needs to pay that amount to charity.

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    #271

    Place a medium sized jet engine with the exhaust just under the shelf. Find the ideal thrust and open the hatch. The plates should now float around like flying saucers.

    Problem solved!👍

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    #272

    Label the plates "millennials" and then say something mean to them. They will be triggered and need to go to a safe place. Done.

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    #273

    A magical wand now on sale on Amazon for 19.99.

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    #274

    Use the SLIDING DOOR very gently to open it a few inches, reach in, restack.

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    #275

    Use The Force!

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    #276

    Cover the glass with pictures of neatly stacked bowls inside your cupboard...

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    #277

    Let them fall make a video upload it to youtube since this is trending you will get millions of views from the video then make by that video use that money to buy new plates . Problem= Solved.

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    #278

    See if you can find Hiro Nakamura from heroes speak to him nicely he will stop time and you can simply restack the plates. Come on this is so easy to sort. Some people eh. They ask the most obvious questions

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    #279

    Rub some bacon on it

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    #280

    Put a foam/pillow on the foot of the cupboard then open it.

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    #281

    Decide to build a time machine, wait for future self to come back in time and hand you the time machine (be care not to touch future self, thus avoiding any paradoxes), go back to before wedding day, and change registry from "white/blue china" to "white/blue melmac".

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    #282

    Use your mission impossible style circular glass cutter and cut the glass large enough to fit a small hand through and then simply push the bowls back on the shelf. Replace the one pane.

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    #283

    Wait till your jewish friend wedding day >>>invite everyone...open the cabinet>> break the glass>>> Mazel tov>>>everyone's happy ...PS invite bob the builder he might fix it ...

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    #284

    Lay the cupboard carefully on the ground so that the door is on top. Then just open the door. Greetings, masrlinu

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    #285

    Carefuly put down the back of the cupboard to the floor and then open the door, probably with any broken dish.

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    #286

    Put some balloons on top of your house then go to the moon. And voila!! Zero gravity!!

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    #287

    You find Dom Cobb and together you get in the dream state. There you can practice saving the dishes. When the dream starts collapsing you don't wake up and stay in the limbo forever. You can fix everything there easily.

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    #288

    Take a glass cutter, cut out the top right pane of glass above the dishes and start pulling them out. Be sure to have some kind of suction cup on the cut glass before you start tapping to break the glass out. 👍Good luck

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    #289

    Easy. Find a piece if thin plywood and slowly crack open the door. Slide the plywood in to hold on to the bowls. Once plywood took over the glass door position, u are safe!

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    #290

    Do not try and open the cupboard, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no cupboard. Then you will see it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.

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    #291

    Borrow some of that amber stuff from Fringe

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    #292

    Send cupboard into space. No gravitation there. Open the cupboard and safely gather the plates that float around you.

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    #293

    Rotate it outwards from the wall. If you can do this without disturbing the dishes, then check if you can access the cabinet from the back in any way. If not, take the front right door off of it's hinges and then carefully remove the plates, placing some sort of makeshit safety net underneath them, in case they fall.

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    #294

    cry

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    #295

    Sirtaki!

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    #296

    Use one of those foams that expands and hardens inject it with a straw that should go with it. Make sure to pick the one that's easy to remove

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    #297

    Get a hammer. Smash the glass and plates at the same time, laughing and yelling "I am always the master! ALWAYS!"

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    #298

    Why so many bowls? Looks like you can afford to lose a few! Then learn to put stuff away properly!

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    #299

    Hire someone who works with glass to cut a circle or square just below the first bowl. Tape the hole or use a glove to avoid cutting yourself. Try pushing the bowls back on the shelf. If necessary cut out the upper left piece of glass and rescue your china.

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    #300

    Use The Force. They're plates, for crying out loud, not an X-Wing stuck in the swamps of Dagobah!

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    #301

    Pull cupboard out from wall and remove back panel to access dishes without risking opening the door.

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    #302

    Get a piece of cardboard. Slide it in such that the plates are secured. Open the door while holding cardboard firm so plates don't move. Reach in from above cardboard and fix the plates.

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    #303

    Set the house on fire, then when the hot firefighter comes forget about the plates.

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    #304

    No. do or do not there is no try - Yoda

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    #305

    Hold a bucket with a blanket inside under the cupboard theb slowly open it

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    #306

    Cast a Swarm Skin spell, turn all your soft tissue into a swarm of ants and have them go into the cabin and rearrange the dishes.
    If you're a level 9 wizard/witch or Druid (holla😉) cast Shapechange. Also a Transmutation spell you can turn yourself into a Vine. Grow into the cabinet and use your leaves to carefully place each item back into its order without disruption.

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    #307

    Use a long knife to slowly feed in tea towels or clothing through a small crack to build up under and around the dishes. Once secure try to get hand inside to stabilize the dishes.

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    #308

    LET IT GO, LET IT GO, DON'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!

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    #309

    Put bed on the floor?

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    #310

    Open the door and quickly hold the bowls in their place. You need an assistance to help you bring the plates down one by one.

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    #311

    Take the back off

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    #312

    Leave it alone, tell all guests its the "Matrix" plate display

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    #313

    Use the Force!

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    #314

    Unscrew the back panels and pull them out

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    #315

    Build a giant wall in front of your cupboard and make Mexico pay for it. Your life will be great again.

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    #316

    You'll have to invent some sentient robotic humanoid assassins with the capability of time travel. Make sure to build the model in the image of Arnold Schwarzenegger. After doing so, tell them the world will be destroyed if they don't go back in time and kill the person who invented the cupboard. Once they've completed the task, you'll have the same problem with an entertainment center. Repeat process until every furniture piece that contains bowls doesn't exist or until the world is in discord.

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    #317

    Sometimes it's not best to tackle a problem head on. What is the side of the cupboard made of? Remove the side while applying pressure to the door, problem solved.

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    #318

    Easy, the back site of the closet is carton. Open the back site and you can fix it.

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    #319

    Learn Kung Fu !

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    #320

    Strip sheets off bed, pull mattress off and place under door, open door, watch plates bounce off mattress and crash onto floor, curse a lot

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    #321

    Git revert

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    #322

    Recruit Quicksilver from X-Men.

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    #323

    #ThanksObama

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    #324

    Hire a ninja. They're good at this sort of thing.

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    #325

    having telekinesis is the only sure way to save your bowls

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    #326

    First remove the big bowls to the upper right. At least you can get your hands on them.
    As for the ones against the window? Get a towel and hold it under the bowls. Get one or more people to slide the shelves backwards and catch the falling bowls in the towel.
    Might need 2 people holding 2 towels actually.
    And wear a helmet just in case.

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    #327

    Reverse gravity.... boom problem solved!

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    #328

    Step 1: Open cupboard door and sadly watch dishes crash onto kitchen floor. Step2: Masturbate in the sink.
    Step 3: Smoke a cigarette.
    Step 4: Watch Downtown Abbey.

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    #329

    Take out the glass from the door next to it, reach in and gently remove plates, open door, take out rest of the plates, replace glass from first door.

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    #330

    Gently move the cupboard away from the wall, unscrew the back panel then place a cardboard box padded with blankets on the shelf underneath. Use the box to push the door open from the inside so that the dishes fall into it.

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    #331

    This is zen and feng shui forces speaking to you. You have too many things. Discard the broken dishes and use this as ground zero. Go through every closet, shelf, and cupboard and cut your possessions by half. Take them to the nearest second hand store to make their day. Then do not bring anything new into your house without removing something old (this works well for boyfriends too).

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    #332

    Take the back panel off and your good

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    #333

    Remove the top of the cupboard, then reach in and remove plates verrrrrrrry carefully.

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    #334

    Ctl+Z

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    #335

    My husband says to open the door enough to get your hand in then push the bills back onto shelf. He's a very logical and serious man I'm afraid.

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    #336

    Ask Donald Trump. I'm sure he has a secret plan. If he suggests building a wall over it, you may want to ask if the dishes will be deported before the wall goes up.

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    #337

    Tell the dishes they are part of a Mannequin challenge and not to move. Open the door and take them out.

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    #338

    Butterfly net! Slide it in sideways and turn it to catch the bowls.

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    #339

    What I would do: Buy a can of spray foam insulation, connect a rubber tube to the can that would fit in between the edge of the door and the frame, spray the foam around the dishes, let it set up and then open the door, cross your fingers and close your eyes.....

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    #340

    Call David Blaine!!!!

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    #341

    Anime method: Declare the cupboard your enemy, make sure everyone knows. Push glasses up nose intensely, spin around dramatically and point at the cupboard because it is your enemy. Spend the next 5 to 6 hours alternatively powering up and yelling. After this point, your house and everything within 500 meters will have turned into a crater, except the cupboard, because it is your enemy. Comense epic battle with cupboard, defeat it after becoming enraged after it breaks a single dish.Buy new home

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    #342

    The back panel or top of cabinet may have screws. If on top, easy...Climb on ladder and unscrew. If on back panel, gently rotate till you can access screws and unscrew panel.

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    #343

    Get sturdy cardboard, slide up through door between plates and cupboard glass. Hold cardboard firmly. Open door slowly. It might help to have someone to grab plates, so you can open the door and hold the cardboard. Good luck.

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    #344

    Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!

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    #345

    Don't dish up!

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    #346

    Call Doctor Strange.

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    #347

    Put heeps of pillows on the floor or let someone hold a thick blanket under it while you open. Better if two of you hold the blanket while one person opens the door

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    #348

    You need to slowly tilt the cabinet backwards so that the plates will be against the back of the shelf. Then you can open the door.

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    #349

    Slowly turn the cupboard, so that it lays on the back, and nothing falls in the process but instead everything just slides into some caotic pile. Then open it.

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    #350

    Let them break and sell it as an expert's puzzle

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    #351

    Move the shelf slowly and pull it down on its back slowly, take someone's help. When the shelf is laid on the floor with the doors facing the ceiling, you can save most of your cupboards.

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    #352

    Gently take the cupboard and put its back on the floor. If you are careful enough, nothing should break. Open the cupboard, remove everything, put the cupboard back in place and replace the stuff into it.

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    #353

    Dont think about it...!

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    Yaman Yamaner 2 hours ago

    "Maybe u can slide a piece of thin (but strong) layer of cardboard between the door and plates. That layer would help to keep the plates from falling (and breaking) when another person reaches in (from the sides) and collects them. Dunno. Just an idea, most probably not the best & working one tho. Good luck!" This was the best answer.

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    #355

    Find a thin, long and wide cloth and put it under the stacks by holding it from both sides of the sliding door. Pull it upwards slowly just to move the stacks into its original position. Once it is done, open the sliding door quickly and ready to catch the bowls with a huge and thick folded comforter. Good luck and all the best!

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    #356

    Buy some balloons, stick them in the gap and inflate.

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    #357

    Trump solution: Have an interview with 60 minutes and say 'it is so big, it it is so enormous I realised that this is a whole different life for me now'

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    #358

    I think the opening of the door needs more information, is it hinged or sliding, it looks like a sliding door, therefore quite easily resolved done delicately.

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    #359

    Have you tried switching it off and on again?

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    #360

    Glue the cupboard door shut and leave them there as a relic bc that's just friggin cool! Then buy new dishes.

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    #361

    The shroedinger solution. Paint the glass black and claim that the plates inside are broken and not broken at the same time.

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    #362

    Cut a piece of window under the plates with a special tool for cutting windows or mirrors, which is not very expensive.
    Then gently place your hand or a tray inside as close as possible to the plates, right before you open the door, to catch at least some of them.

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    #363

    Can you remove the back of the cupboard?

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    #364

    Add suction cups to the lower cupboard pane glass. (to hold it for the next step)
    Using a glass cutter, cut out the lower pane glass, be careful not to shake the cupboard to much
    Use some sandpaper and gently smooth the cut glass so you will not cut yourself, although you should have enough room to access the lower half.
    Stuff the lower part with soft material like a small bed sheet or something up to the point, but not at where the lower plate/bowl is levitating.
    Open the cupboard door.

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    #365

    Freeze it, may be the technology in the future helps you to teletransport the plates in a safety way

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    #366

    Break the glass of other side of window...and slowly hold the plates

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    #367

    Take the Red Pill. Learn how to mentally manipulate the Matrix. Make the dishes flow back up into a stack.

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    #368

    Is that possible to slowing pull the cupboard down backward?

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    #369

    one person holds a cushion below the door, ready to catch plates. hardly open the door and have a small handed person (donald trump ?) squeeze his hands in there and attempt to prop the plates up or at least control the landslide of plates on to the cushion below.

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    #370

    Open the upper part of the cupboard and since it's the last shelf fix them and tadaaaaaa!

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    #371

    Get a large blanket or sheet, hold it open just below the door. You might want to add some pillows for extra cushioning.

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    #372

    Open door just a tiny bit. Shove an empty garbage bag in there and spread it as much as you can on the bottom with a rod or a coathanger. Make sure the bag sticks out the door a little bit. Fill the bag with expanding foam untill the bag inflates all the way up to the plates. Open door, remove plates savely, remove garbage bag with foam

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    #373

    Use a glass cutter. Replacing panes are less expensive then the china

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    #374

    Break the glass square above the spilled bowls and pull them out from the now broken opening.

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    #375

    You're going to need a ladder, blow torch, duct tape, wood glue, a cardboard box, 3 ink pens (blue, black, red), a yo-yo, some bubblegum, a clown wig, and somebody to hold my beer.

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    #376

    Get a really large bucket or tub and enough gelatin to fill it.

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    #377

    You gonna need 2 persons.first Cut the glass of the Cupboard into a big circle shape and insert pillows or something soft and hold the pillow from the bottom.and Open the door slowly and hand the over pillow to the second person and problem solved.

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    #378

    Use a diamond tipped drill and drill a small hole in a glass panel. Buy some expanding foam in a can and put nozzle through the hole you drilled and press the button. The foam will expand and hold all your plates together. Wait for foam to cure then open cupboard

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    #379

    Just place the pillows under the cupboard. And if plates will fall they will not break.

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    #380

    Take a vacation to China and buy new stuff to replace!

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    #381

    If the door is hinged, remove hinges while someone pushes on door, never losing contact, turn the door slowly 180 degrees and have someone pulling the BOWLS (not plates) out. Minor scratches on glass but nothing broken.

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    #382

    Try opening the cupboard outside the atmosfere. The lack of gravity and air pressure may keep the plates intact

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    #383

    Take the entire cupboard, and tilt it backwards. If they don't fall into place, just give it a few gentle shakes.

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    #384

    Did you try pressing control G?

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    #385

    Shout 3 times: Beetlejuice

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    #386

    Build a time machine , go back in time.
    And tell your self that I have come from future.
    Tell her to Don't panic, keep the dishes somewhere else. Simple.

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    #387

    Lay the shelf....?

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    #388

    Wrap the whole cupboard with strong black carton. Then push it off the wall. After this attach it again on the wall. Never unwrap it. You will have a Schrodinger's cupboard where all the plates will be be broken and whole at the same time.

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    #389

    Put a couple of mattresses at the base and open the cupboard. 😜

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    #390

    Make a big hole with a glass cutter at the left upper glass,fix the dishes and open the door...only one glass to restore and no damage ;)

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    #391

    Place the pillows or thick blankets down to the cupboard .. And open it ...few you can catch .and other falls on blankets.

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    #392

    Make a whole from the backside (if necessary lay the cupboard on the ground) and remove the plates carefully :)

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    #393

    Foam below the opening of the cupboard just in case some fall. Slowly open the cupboard, plates will shift, have someone put their hands in and hold the plates or push them back up.

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    #394

    Make sure u put a nice big water bed beneath it and get some help from another person who can open the cupboard slowly and u can one by one put them down on the bed

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    #395

    call Chuck Norris

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    #396

    Put a big sqishy blanket or quilt with pillows below on the floor and on the counter and hope for the best.

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    #397

    Make a very good insurance on the plates first and then enjoy opening... ;)

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    #398

    lay the self on the floor, then open the thing= everyone is happy

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    #399

    Let it go.

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    #400

    Take the blue pilule

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    #401

    If she can break the glass top .. and take them one by one ..

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    #402

    Slide in a thin piece of acrylic under the door so the plates rest on the panel instead. Then, open the door and rearrange the dishes.
    Or, open the other side of the cupboard.

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    #403

    Just leave it like that, it makes an interesting talking point

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    #404

    Find some bowls that's are just like these, stack them how you wish, highlight them, and then use Format Painter on the ones in the shelf.

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    #405

    Reinstall windows nad then try again!

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    #406

    Have Donald Trump come by. Open cupboard a tiny tiny bit. Have Donald slide his tiny hands in. Voila, you have a jerk in your kitchen.

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    #407

    Break open the right or top panel, remove the bowls and replace panel.

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    #408

    Go yolo and open it, hope for the best

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    Ask your husband to held tilt it back or lay it down empty it and restack it when its upright

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    #409

    Slot a piece of sturdy plywood or ruler through the bottom or side of cupboars door to hold back the 2nd plate, make sure you have a large laundry basket to catch the falling first one. Best of luck to you.

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    #410

    Just keep on staring at them because it might be the last time you will going to see them hehe atleast no matter what happens on your next steps they will remain intact in your mind 😂😂😂

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    #411

    Iddkfa or iddqd

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    #412

    Use a glass cutter, make a small hole, insert stick and carefully stack dished. Call Speedy Glass to repair hole in glass.

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    #413

    Fly with house to the moon!

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    #414

    Lay a mattress on the floor

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    #415

    Cut a round hole in the glass and extract the dishes one by one.

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    #416

    The force you must use!

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    #417

    Use The Secret. Believe that it will not break.

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    #418

    Lock the door first, it will keep the door frame stay in place when you smash the glass..
    Smash the glass at the top, left and right..
    Put the porcelain which 'hang on the glass' first meanwhile dont forget to keep the porcelain at the right at it's place.
    I think it will be a domino effect if you only focus on one side and forget the other side.

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    #419

    1. Open door quickly.
    2. Jump back.
    3. Clean up mess.
    4. Go shopping.

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    #420

    Put cushion or pillow below and have another person with you to catch some of the bowls as you open it!:)

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    #421

    Get a stick, then swish and flick and say "Windgardium Leviosa" make sure you say LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!

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    #422

    Take the red pill and you'll be able to catch them all before they hit the floor

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    #423

    Do ctrl+z

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    #424

    Create proper hashtag #prayfortheplace, wait.

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    #425

    Be thankful you have glass cabinets. If not, you would open the door, unaware that you are about to be attacked by your own beautiful bowls. Consider yourself prepared for the impending disaster and open the door with confidence.

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    #426

    Unhinge the door and slowly slide it to the right, keeping pressure against the bowls, and when the crack is just big enough, reach in with left hand just beneath the bowls, slowly continue to slide the door until you have control of the dishes.

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    #427

    Don't fix this. Take out your camera and do a mannequin challenge.

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    #428

    Lower the cupboard onto the floor

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    #429

    Wait for an earthquake and pray it will be the one that will put the plates back again. If not, repeat.

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    #430

    Open the cupboard with atleast 10people with you. Assign them to catch 1pc each! There will be a big chance to save your plates!!! 👍🏻

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    #431

    Lean the cupboard backwards and open it

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    #432

    Burn the Cupboard Down! Then you don't have to worry about dishes no more!

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    #433

    If u have 2 sliding doors or just 2 doors, open the other side and put your hands in the dishes and push it up back to self and reorganize your dishes. I think u put too much dishes stacking up!

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    #434

    Break or cut the pane of glass on the upper right, above the bowls on their sides. (Break only of these are separate panes of glass). Remove dishes above those bowls, any that are putting weight on them. Remove bowls on right on edge. You will probably lose 2-4 of the ones between the shelf and the same on the left no matter what. If you can keep them in place, the idea someone else suggested for a bowl or basket that is padded with towels and opening the door might save a couple more.

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    #435

    Cut a hole or square at the back wall, remove the plates carefully through this hole/square then reattach and seal the wall.🙈 Easy-peasy! 😜

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    #436

    Get your partner to open it, if they break ..... It's his fault!

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    #437

    Put some pillows on the platform than open it slowly and carefully

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    #438

    Put some foamy substance on the floor that wouldn't let the plates break.

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    #439

    Open a new command line, access the programme "Cupboard" and apply the patch "Stacked v2.6", reboot the furniture and check to see if items are now restacked. If not, check which version of furniture you are running as the patch has only been tested on the following:

    Ikea_onlasts1yr.v2.3
    FurnitureWearhouseiscrap.v1
    OldLastCenturyShit.v1950.s

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    #440

    Make a slide with sheets and catch them with pillows

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    #441

    Get a blowup mattress and put it next to the cupboard. Put soft blankets on ledge if necessary. Have people standing ready to catch the bowls when they bounce. This should save most of them.

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    #442

    If you can move/disengage the cupboard: move/disengage the cupboard and remove the back so you can save the plates without falling.

    Not funny but hopefully helpfull.

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    #443

    I would break the window to the right and get the bowls out that way, the glass would be cheap and easy enough to repair, good luck.

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    #444

    Jist put a tissue or a big pillow uder it as soon as u open the door, so that the cups can fall on it , u ll lose from one to 6 of them but u ll save the rest, make sure u wear thick gloves a face mask and something on ur head.

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    #445

    You're going to need more than two persons to help you hold some of the plates, no gloves but bare hands. Carefully and slowly break the glass, use ladders and with the help for your people, some will have to hold plates and some will have to remove them. Your problem is solved. Glass is cheaper to replace.

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    #446

    Place a giant container filled with water (baby tub made from plastic would do) right under the cabinet. Tilt the cabinet backwards a little - only as much so you could open the door. If any of the plates fly out they might sink right away in the water container and not break themselves on one another. Good luck :)

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    #447

    Break the glass at the side panel and push the bowls back .

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    #448

    Open camera on phone. Press record. Open door. Cry.

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    #449

    Break the glass and use the sealing foam so the plates will stick together:)

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    #450

    Just open it from the back and stick your hand through it and lift the platest. Can't go wrong

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    #451

    Stack a few mattresses on the floor in front of the cabinet door, throw a bunch of big fluffy bath towels on the mattresses to minimize bounce. Then, while standing on the mattresses open the door slowly to capture the falling dishes. Whichever dishes you miss will land on the mattresses and fluffy towels. Some dishes may be saved as long as they don't land on top of each other. It would be helpful if you had a second person removing the saved dishes from the mattresses as they land.

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    #452

    Realize you lost "Jenga" and buy new plates.

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    #453

    Just move. The dishes aren't even that nice, and neither is the cabinet

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    #454

    Take the plates out of the cupboard next to it saw a hole
    and remove the plates.

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    #455

    Just stop time. Then casually open the cupboard door, re-stack dishes and close the door. Start time.
    Then have a word with yourself for the state of your dishes!

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    #456

    Lay the cupboard flat on the floor then open it

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    #457

    Call Barry Allen for a little help.

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    #458

    Open the door.

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    #459

    open the door, it's time for new plates anyway!

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    #460

    Pray.

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    #461

    Cut the glass above. Remove the dishes without opening the door and then replace the cutted glass with a new one. Cut, don't break it.

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    #462

    Drag the cupboard from its place, gently tilt it on its back, then open the door.

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    #463

    If you manage to put a liquid hydrogen fuel rocket on each corner of the house and launch the house into outer space the diches will be in 0 gravity and you can open the closet and no harm will be done, voila

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    #464

    There is no glass on the upper part of the door.So can take from upside using ladder or stool

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    #465

    There is no spoon.
    #WhatIsTheMatrix

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    #466

    Did you try calling tech support?

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    #467

    1. Visit ikea with the intention of buying nothing at all.
    2. Come back home.
    3. Realize how fortunate you have so much free space to put what you just bought at IKEA, now that the bowls are broken...

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    #468

    Place a mattress below as you open the door.

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    #469

    Take as many cushions you have than keep them on floor and than slide the door!!🙄 all your plates will be saved😆😆 Saved the Earth!😥

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    #470

    Put a piece of masking tape on the glass. Drill a pencil sized hole in it. Slide a pencil sized stick into the hole and push the bowls backs, Open the door about 4 inches and slide your hand behind it.

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    #471

    Put some coconut oil on it.

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    #472

    buy a big empty balloon. try to push it into the shelf just below the plates . keep the open side of the balloon outside the shelf. Now blow the balloon till it fits such that if you even open the shelf the plates fall on the balloon . all the best!!! hope this idea helps you

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    #473

    It is cheaper to brake one glass above and get access and pay for replacement of the window

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    #474

    Buy paper plates.

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    #475

    First place a cushion on floor or countertop in front of the door. Spread a large towel over the cushion. Stand with your forehead against the center of the door. Grab the side of the door with one hand. Continue to place pressure against door with your forehead. Gradually open and slide your other hand into the opening from the bottom of the cabinet. You should be able to gently push the dishes far enough back onto the shelf to gain control of the JINGA inside.

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    #476

    Older closets have the top panel added last in construction. It can be removed without destroying or moving other parts.
    Probably need help of 2 people supporting the side and back panels... just in case.

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    #477

    Get a glass cutter and cut the pane below the one the cups are against then reach in and push them back on the shelf. Replace the cut pane.

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    #478

    Invent a tractor beam that will pull the moon close enough to the cupboard to make the dishes float. Pull the dishes out. Quickly invent a retractor beam to put the moon back in its place.

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    #479

    Go outside and kill some random creatures to level up until you have enough skillpoint to learn telekinesis.

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    #480

    Break the right glass window take it from there, than replace the window glass.

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    #481

    Just kill yourself.

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    #482

    Assemble the Avengers !

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    #483

    Why don't you just fly the whole thing to space?
    No gravity, no problem!

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    #484

    Open the door, let the plates fall and break, buy a new set, re-stock. Simple as that....

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    #485

    Since it's the top shelf, remove the top of the cupboard, there should be only a few screws holding it, and you can put it back later.

    Tilting the cupboard may make more plates fall, letting them fall on a cushion only saves the first for sure (the second one will fall on the first etc).

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    #486

    It happend for me but less stuff with, find someone fast in reaction then you open the door then , that guy gonna take them too fast like in secends , really and also put sth on the floor also to make sure is not gonna make u injury , loco

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    #487

    Break the glass on the plates.

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    #488

    There's is no spoon hence there are no plates!

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    #489

    Use the Force. Restore the order. Open closet. Only then will the circuit be complete

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    #490

    Film yourself opening the cupboard, let them fall down on you, add a cute kitten or a puppy in the background.
    Go viral, buy a new set.
    You're welcome.

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    #491

    One word, awesome mannequin challenge. Just stay still the rest of your life.

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    #492

    Wait for a earthquake that put the plates right

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    #493

    Collect all your sofa's cushion, place them in a group right on bottom of your cupboard door. Open your cupboard door in a fast motion and all plates will landing safely on your cushions.

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    #494

    Go to the museum and let the spider bites you, then you'll feel some fever...it's ok...practise for few days how to control your webs then buld on over the floor, to catsh the plates when They fall....you're welcome!

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    #495

    Put a big bowl of water under the shelf then open it. The plates will fall into the bowl of water and will not break😊

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    #496

    Insert a small balloon under the bowls. With a small tube attached blow the bowls back up into place.

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    #497

    Tape all panes in case they are all part of 1 large piece of glass. Using a suction cup and glass cutter, carefully cut a hole in the pane above and to the right of the situation. Remove the cut glass and wearing a long sleeve shirt, thin, reach through and move the dishes back into the cupboard and safety. Open the door once safe, remove glass and replace it, then stack dishes in shorter stacks closer to the back of the cupboard. Good luck! You can do it!

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    #498

    Put some cushion all
    Around it...like the inflatable bouncey castles at kids parties

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    #499

    go to supermarket-->locate beyond section -->get a universal remote control-->come back-->Press pause-->open the cabinet and get the plates-->press play--> u can keep the URC

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    #500

    3 Person job, have someone ready with a large pillow to catch the plates, someone slowing open cabinet, third person start grabbing plates as you open

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    #501

    Always wear safety glasses, I would recommend sliding a large square garbage can in front of the cabinet, then with some one filming this, opening the cabinet, posting the video on YouTube and waiting for the royalty check to buy more dishes... repeat as desired

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    #502

    Drill a small hole in the wood and fill full of polystyrene balls then as the door opens things should just slide slowly down until you can get a hand in.

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    #503

    Lean the cabinet horizontally and open it

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    #504

    Open the door on left side of dishes and very carefully reach for all the dishes at once

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    #505

    Be CERTAIN plates won't break when you open door (polls said so). Open door. If plates break, rant! protest! demonstrate! break more things! yell NOT MY PLATES!

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    #506

    Turn the kitchen light off and pretend you didn't see it, then blame it on the Grandchildren when somebody else says something.

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    #507

    No way of not falling. Try to cushion the fall!

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    #508

    Put some Greek music and broke the plates!

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    #509

    Move the shelf on its back, so the plates fall back on the shelf and then open the door away from the ground.

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    #510

    Somebody already said lean it back,soooo,your gonna have to walk outside push the wait button,move the slider to the 24 hr option,if F4 then you must use chair/bed,and go back to a freshly spawned cabinet with plates arranged normally,unless the dev team just did this to mess with you

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    #511

    This is looks like an imposible mission, time to contact agent hunt ( ethan hunt )from the imf, he probably taking vacation in a malaysian prison under the name of sergey. Good luck

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    #512

    We must embrace the futility of our existence. Read some Nietzsche, open the door, watch them break. Keep on waiting for your death.

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    #513

    Either way you're gonna have to open it. So slowly open it and try balance the plate as you push open. I really don't know how you have them the way they are lol

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    #514

    Put cushions underneath the cupboard and open the cupboard. Get multiple hands ready to catch them to prevent breaking!

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    #515

    Just be yourself and follow your heart...

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    #516

    slightly slide the door to create a small opening. insert hand and try to support the hanging plates. then slowly slide the door to open it.

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    #517

    Active the slowmo mode

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    #518

    Hodor!

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    #519

    Go to wallmart and buy as many mattresses as you can. The go home and place them all over the house. The you can open that door.

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    #520

    Open the cupboard and claim for accidental damage on your house insurance policy. If your policy does not cover you for accidental damage, take out a new for old policy with accidental insurance cover, wait a month, open the door and claim. If you have anything lying around that is already broken, add that to the cost of the claim to recover any excess lost.

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    #521

    If It's not stuck to the wall. Put down the cabinet with its back against the floor gently. you can then open it.

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    #522

    Cover your hand with some thick cloth and smash through the glass with just enough force so that your fist rests inside the dish and keeps it from falling

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    #523

    Ask Rick Sanchez for help, you may get cronembergh but the plates will be ok.

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    #524

    open from hinges side only !- and push oneder side to the time when pullback da dishes !

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    #525

    Put some pillows down and try to catch as many as you can ,if you won't catch them you at least will test your focus and agility

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    #526

    Photoshop it :)

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    #527

    Use your telekinetic powers.

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    #528

    Dim the lights. Ask a "friend" to go grab some plates in the cupboard. Blame friend for the mess. Sue.

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    #529

    Go to construction mode, delete the cupboard and buy a new one. Don't forget "rosebud" if you're out of money.

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    #530

    Open the door and let yhe plates break.

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    #531

    If it's not broken don't fix it.

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    #532

    Ctrl+Alt+Del like hell

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    #533

    Go threw back can re nail easily

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    #534

    Easy. Break glass on top then arrange them or put them out.

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    #535

    Use a glass cutter to cut a hole in glass, reach in, restack bowls, open door. Your welcome.

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    #536

    Open the cupboard a little just enough to insert your hands below to catch the bowls.

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    #537

    Put a mattress on the floor . And let the bowls falls to it.

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    #538

    Make a small hole in the upper glass, put the hose inside, and fill the cupboard with water until they float. Add some soap if you want to get them clean.

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    #539

    Call Batman, tell him if the plates brake, the Joker has promised to kill a housewife for each plate.

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    #540

    Is it possible to dribble a latex glue from above, to hold the bowls together for a short time, but still wash away the glue

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    #541

    Cut the glass at the bottom por the side, so you can Pick them. Put some safety bubble thing some other fall

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    #542

    Burn the closet

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    #543

    Ask help from the Flash

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    #544

    Ask two of your family members to hold a quilt blanket / large piece of cloth tightly over and slightly below that shelf then open the cabinet. Gently lower blanket till it reaches the floor..

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    #545

    Get a Portal gun. When you open the door shoot a portal to the floor and another at the wall. Catch the plates as they pass through the portal.

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    #546

    Get a couple of friends with a blanket to stand underneath to catch any that fall as you slowly open cupboard door

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    #547

    If the first suggestion didn't work,just fast travel across the map a few times,this will almost always reset the containers

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    #548

    The Schrodinger's plate solution. Open the door but don't watch yourself do it. Never look at the plates again and they will forever remain in a state of being smashed but also not smashed

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    #549

    Fill the entire house with ping pong balls, then open the door!

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    #550

    Go to the nearest hardware and ask for the tool you can use to break the right side by drawing a circle on it,.then go catch the plates

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    #551

    Slide the cabinet, tilt it backwards on the wall, the dishes will not fall when the door is opened

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    #552

    When in trouble, When in doubt, Run in circles yell and shout. Then cut the chinking out of the glass next to it.
    Fix plates, re-chink the glass back in. TO DA

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    #553

    Very simple, slide open the door just enough for one hand to reach in and put a stick to block majority of the plates from falling except for the first one that you can't slide in front of.

    Cannot save everyone from a bail out, at least can safe the rest of us

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    #554

    Get hit by lightening as a particle accelerator blows up, learn about powers to run fast, run to a different timeline/multiverse and live life knowing that the bowls are no longer in danger. Alternatively, open the cupboard and catch them all with your new found powers.

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    #555

    Drill a hole from the one cupboard to the other and fetch plates. Then slot the circular piece you drilled out back in place

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    #556

    Catch everything with a huge towel or table cloth, needs 3 persons, 2 to hold and 3rd person to catch them as they fall

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    #557

    Think positive: your dishes will be worth a whole lot more in japan after you open the cupboard

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    #558

    Have you tried restarting your cupboard?

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    #559

    Break the top windows and grab from above

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    #560

    Get a glass cutter and cut out window on right side. Replace glass. Easy n cheap.

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    #561

    Go back in time, watch parents get killed, grow up full of angst, swear to avenge your parents death, become millionaire vigilante, open the cupboard and let Alfred deal with the mess.

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    #562

    42!

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    #563

    To remove with the glass-cutter door glasses below and sideways from a heap of plates. Through the bottom opening to fill and to block space with a pillow or a small blanket. Carefully to get plates from the top opening))

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    #564

    Take a vacation in Boracay, then bring lots of sand and fill in there! Mabuhay.

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    #565

    Get a glass cutter and some tape. Diagonally tape the glass pain beside the falling plates. Cut the ang remove the glass. Put hands through and restack the plates. A pain if glass that size wiuld be very cheap to replace. Problem solved.

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    #566

    Smash the glassnon the top left and slowly rescue your plates.

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    #567

    Cut the glass next to it; fill the gap inside the cabinet with fluffy blanket; tilt backwards the cabinet; open the door;take out the DAMN plates and then go buy another glass to fix the cabinet; AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PUT THEM BACK THE SAME WAY!!!

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    #568

    Rent a huge excavator ond tilt the house 90 degrees, problem solved.

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    #569

    Melt the thin glass in the right sife of the cupboard using heatgun to make a hole then carefully arranges the plates, dont smash the glass! The plates will collapse!!

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    #570

    The glass panes can be removed without breaking them or slide the cuboard out gently and remove the back of the cuboard and bobs your uncle

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    #571

    I guess it all depends on how the cupboard opens. That would change the theory on how to resolve the issue.

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    #572

    If possible, lean the cupboard on its back and you can probably open it without letting it fall.

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    #573

    Go to an insurance company, buy the coverage for any broken dishes in your house. Now you are safe to open the door 👍🏾

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    #574

    Just face reality and let them all break then buy some
    new ones..

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    #575

    Ask Hank Pym to make you a suit.

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    #576

    Join friends, put some music, smoke some weed, open the door and Laugh A LOT seing all that!

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    #577

    Get a long flat stick, slim jim or ruler, crack the door on the right side and slide the stick through to push the dishes on the right back into place. then open the right side so you can use your hands to move the stuff on the left back.

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    #578

    You have to open the door and then be faster then the gravity and hold the last plate. It could break one or two but not all of them :D

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    #579

    Hold a Greek wedding at your house- sorted

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    #580

    There's some opening space so a strong and dexterous arm that understand Asian/Chinese/Japanese bowls like a cook, supermarket stacker, housewife might be able to push up or remove and salvage the first four bowls after slipping thru door openning.

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    #581

    Slide the cupboard slowly (mind.. v..e..r..y slowly😉) almost in a glacier like stealthy speed.... Don't let the plates realise yours cunning ways.... And slowly slowly... Oh damn!! Ok fine.... Just smash lower glass pane and catch it from below.... Happy??!!😒

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    #582

    Fill the cupboard with extensive foam by a hole. So it will secure the plates.

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    #583

    Take a picture and photoshop the dishes neatly stacked, and for some reason, add the leaning tower of Pisa in the background.

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    #584

    Scream and then call for your husband!

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    #585

    Take the cupboard down slowly with few peoples help and then open the shelf

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    #586

    Accurately unhinge the door, remaining pressure from left then thrust through narrow (choose what works for you):
    1. Inflatable mattress pump it and put door off,
    2. Inflatable pool (then you need extra hose to fill it by water) pump it and put door off
    3. Soft pads
    NB! Don't forget to put outside something soft also
    Good Luck! :)

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    #587

    Cut the glass from top with a diamond ring or vidia

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    #588

    Open the door and make Mexico pay for the damage

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    #589

    git bisect start
    then git bisect bad until the plates are in a safe position
    get your plates out safely

    should you want to know who made this disaster up, you can use
    git bisect good -> if plates are ok
    git bisect bad -> if plates are not

    Once finished the reference refs/bisect/bad will be pointing to the moment in which those plates assumed an incorrect position. Look at the committer.

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    #590

    First place as many pillows as possible below the cupboard and let the first few fall... act quickly and hold the remaining back...

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    #591

    le your children open The door... The get Angry with Them. The dishes Will be broken, But It won't be Your fault!

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    #592

    Buy new plates and keep these as a conversation piece. People will come from far and wide and you'll become famous in polite society as the charming plate lady.

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    #593

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    #594

    Have one person hold the door still while another takes the hinges off. Person one slides the door up and person 2 grabs the bowls as they are exposed.

    Or take the red pill and reload the matrix.

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    #595

    Open the door, let them break then make a beautiful mosaic out of the peices to hand on the wall... Or develop really fast reflexes and catch them like on Tom and Jerry. Good luck.

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    #596

    Hodor!

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    #597

    Cmd + Z

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    #598

    Break the glass window ever so gently that dont have plates leaning on, then you can reach in to get the plates to safety

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    #599

    Break the glass panel on the right and retrieve the plates. The glass would likely be cheaper to replace than the plates.

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    #600

    Put thick layers of foam or secure a huge badminton net beneath the cupboard before opening the doors carefully.

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    #601

    Open the cupboard door really fast with a basket of laundry underneath!

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    #602

    Keep a mattress or similar thing right next to the cupboard!

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    #603

    Get a few billion of your closest friends to all walk opposite the rotation of the earth (see Coriolis effect), and when gravity has sufficiently been reversed, easily reach into cabinet and restack the dishes. Or just never have soup or cereal for the rest of your life. Your choice.

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    #604

    think i would find a springy mattress and place it right at the door and open the door just a little..and quickly slide the mattress as near as i can to the insides of the cupboard...and open it even more again, and slide the mattress closer within again. until i managed to get the whole mattress aligned with the insides of the cupboard. hopefully the plates land safely on it , in the meantime too.

    Practicality: 7/10
    Risks: 6/10
    Side-Damages: 1/10

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    #605

    Build a wall. And have the plates pay for it.

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    #606

    Book a private plane. Bring along your cupboard. Ask the pilot for a free fall. The gravity will now be temporarily disabled. Open the door slowly. Collect your plates. Can't go wrong.

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    #607

    Pull the cupboard away from the wall, then slowly lay it down, and then it should be more safe to open!

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    #608

    ask marty mc fly and doc brown if they drive with you back to the future

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    #609

    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

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    #610

    1. Take out the top glass of the cupboard. Handle with care. Either one. Probably can glue it back later.
    2. Take out the porcelain one by one. Done

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    #611

    Laser the glass and hold the plate before open it.

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    #612

    First: go to a store and buy new cups.
    Second: open the cupboard.

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    #613

    Yell at it really really hard. Thats what my mom does to me and it puts me right back in my place. 😄

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    #614

    Shater the top glass and then take them out.

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    #615

    Just open it and save the ones you can.

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    #616

    Bust the cupboard open and have an army standing to protect the plates

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    #617

    Call The Doctor, he has the Tardis....

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    #618

    Invite your blind friend over and tell your friend to get some plates from the cupboard.

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    #619

    Put down a mattress or something that plates can land on when you open the door do they don't break

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    #620

    Ask Zach King to help you out

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    #621

    Open the cupboard, and watch the chaos ensue. Then, develop an OCD(or play tetris) and learn how to stack efficiently without risk if breakages.

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    #622

    Is the cupboard on the International Space Station, by chance? If so, you should be able to open without issue. I hope that helps.

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    #623

    Just let them smash as everything on Earth is destined to destruction. Sit in the middle of mess and meditate. Namaste.

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    #624

    Open the door a little bit, insert a thin flat piece of iron or a spatula to hold the dishes.

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    #625

    Throw a dish party. While everyone is asking to eat, tell em you forgot to get out the plates and ask someone (the one you like the least) to get them. Its their problem now on how to do it :D. Mission accomplished

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    #626

    With 24 hours in a day, one must simply wait 12 hours until such time that your house will be kinda sorta upside downish. Then due to the earth's gravitational forces, the items of concern will naturally return to their original state, nestled neatly together, as they will have reversed the trajectory that has resulted in this conundrum.
    This is science, and you cannot argue with science. Please post results. You are welcome.

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    #627

    Smash the top left glass, remove the shelf above those plates, then stand on the counter and reach your arm through and lift each plate out one by one from above.

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    #628

    I could do it. All I need is a small aubergine

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    #629

    Did you try turning off and turning it back on?

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    #630

    Take the mannequin challenge and pose next to it with arms outstretched and a startled expression on your face.

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    #631

    Use the force

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    #632

    Complain about how it's all the immigrants fault, write offensive and irrelevant comments on Facebook and then blame it on brexit

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    #633

    You know what to do: Break glass in case of emergency. But to break display glass or just break the damn bowls, that is the question.

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    #634

    Tilt the house over so the plates can fall into place. Then you can open the cupboard without having them all fall out.

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    #635

    Smash the glass the purpose perspex in its place instead of glass

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    #636

    pretend you didn't notice and leave it for the next guy to figure out. then they will do the same. it will be a like neverending loop. contemplate how much you really need that bowl or soup at the moment. hint: its not worth it. or hang a large painting over the cupboard. out of sight out of mind.

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    #637

    Cut the glass from the right windows, very sloooooow....any move could crash tehm , and then pick some plates with the hands :) . The glass is more cheap to replace it ;) also , the wounds because of the glass :))
    Just SAVE the dishes! :)))
    Or,you could cut the bottom glass and then catch the dishes :)))

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    #638

    Doraemon will do the trick~

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    #639

    break the top glass and pick the plates safely 1 by 1

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    #640

    Smash the glass sort the bowls out then put perspex in instead of glass

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    #641

    #mannequinchallengegoals

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    #642

    I'll get a magician to fix this mess

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    #643

    Remove the glass panel on the right. Reach through and secure the bowls. Unless you're in a bull in a China shop...then you're f*cked

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    #644

    Call Donald Trump and ask for help, his really good at giving no sense solutions 😂

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    #645

    Put a mattress on the ground near the cupboard and open the door everything will safely land on mattress.

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    #646

    use smth soft to catch, blanket for example

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    #647

    It's a sliding door. Sliding doors are made in pairs (at least). Just open the other sliding door that does not appear in the photo (in the right).

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    #648

    Insert a straw, suck all the air in the cupboard. Wait until plates start to levitate. Then open.

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    #649

    Wiggle your nose side to side ... or raise both arms up to chest height, bend your left arm across your chest place the right arm on top and quickly nod your head forward.

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    #650

    Have hubby open it. Then it's his fault lol

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    #651

    Well, you missed the super moon when gravity is the lowest. But no worries another one is coming in about 36 years

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    #652

    Sell the house and start all over..

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    #653

    Start a kickstarter page and raise enough money to replace them all. The person who donates the most can tell you which suggestion to try out.

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    #654

    From 9 year old Macie Cooper: Place a mattress on the floor in front of the cabinet. Put safety goggles on yourself. Proceed to open the door.

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    #655

    First empty the cupboard in the others section
    Then move it forward and try to move it for back in a horizontally position

    Now u can Open the glass carefully

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    #656

    Climb stairs, Break right upside glass, take plate. Even better both side break and hold from up plates with one person.

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    #657

    Climb stairs, Break right upside glass, take plate. Even better both side break and hold from up plates with one person.

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    #658

    Ask a teenager...they know everything after all.

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    #659

    We should take gravity and push it somewhere else.

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    #660

    Try removing the glass on the upper part of the door then grab a chair then carefully pickup the plates and lay them somewhere else

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    #661

    Put a mattress on the floor, open door. Pray for a miracle

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    #662

    build a wall

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    #663

    Buy a wand, go to Hogwarts then learn "wingardium leviosa".

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    #664

    Put mattress in front of the cupboard.

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    #665

    Go to options>settings>disable cosmetic damage. Done

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    #666

    Connect your time capsule and load a backup with the plates still in place.

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    #667

    Why do u need to open it? Just get another bowl for god sake. We've had enough broken bowls in the world. #savethebowls

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    #668

    Why do u need to open it? Just get another bowl for god sake. We've had enough broken bowls in the world. #savethebowls

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    #669

    Prepre a long metal ruler or a spatula. Open the door slightly, place the metal ruler under the first plate, push it up as much as possible and ask someone else to prepare pillows at the bottom of the cabinet. Slowly open the door and hold the rest. That would do the trick.

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    #670

    Just open it and then ask Donald Trump if he can make it great again

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    #671

    Sell the house to some greek people, they love breaking things like dishes...or their economy.

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    #672

    Fill the room with pillows and open the closet.

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    #673

    Bring to to Greek wedding

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    #674

    Gather all fluffly blankets. Lay blankets down flat infront of the cupboard. Make sure the blankets are spred out nicely and that it is properly cushioned. Open door and let the bowls be free.

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    #675

    There just too many answers to look. How about, fill a big pail of water. A REALLY BIG PAIL! Put it below the cupboard, open the cupboard door and let them land into the pail of water?

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    #676

    Have you tried turning it on and off? #TheITCrowd
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

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    #677

    Open the cupboard, but register and upload here the short movie from 'event'. With the money you will by another porcelain pieces:))

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    #678

    Pray...

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    #679

    Get hit by lightning from a particle accelerator explosion and become The Flash and open it up and save your plates!

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    #680

    Reboot cupboard, this usually fixes most problems...

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    #681

    Put them up on ebay...buyer must collect...easy money!

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    #682

    Is this a sliding door? Just slide it open and support with your left hand. Push all the falling plates back to the ledge and then push everything to the right side. Proceed to slide the door until you could fit both hands and remove the plates.

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    #683

    Take out the piece of glass on the right, and send a midget to get the job done.

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    #684

    Cut a hole in the glass with the circle just a bit smaller than the circumference of the plate. Then reach inside and push the stack inside and open the door slowly.

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    #685

    Take a video of it from various angles and post it on YouTube with the title: "plates doing the mannequin challange" and then post it on social media saying "you won't believe what happens next" and become an internet sensation twice in one month!

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    #686

    Open the back of the cupboard.

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    #687

    Give up on life and go drown your sorrows in ice cream and Netflix

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    #688

    Get dr. Who's timemachine, Go to yesterday and stag them in another way ?

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    #689

    You should open the door, the bowls that don't smash you need to break, that would teach all the other bowls and plates in the house that it's not ok to behave like that.

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    #690

    If you have thin hands, you can catch the plates through a small opening. Fat hands and the cupboard is externally shut!

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    #691

    You need to cool down the whole room to -328°F. At this temperature, the cups will fall down slower, because the electrons are lazier. You can easily get all the cups without any broken porcellain.

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    #692

    Throw a party, switch off all the lights, order someone to take a plate from the shelf, wait and see the result, finally you can blame all on him and ask him to pay.

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    #693

    Call Doctor Strange i think he can handle this.

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    #694

    Perhaps one person can slide the door open very gently and slowly (that shouldn't disturb the current placement of the bowls),
    The other person gently slide her hands in and support the first bowl with a slight inwards push.
    That might prevent other bowls from falling? ~ a 8 year old suggestion which makes some sense to me.

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    #695

    1. Sign an Insurance contract for each plate and define some humgous nominal Value. Don't worry about the fees you will definitely not paying for too long.
    2. Wait for the Insurance to be valid.
    3. Open the cupboard while laughing more evil than Goldfinger.
    4. Profit.

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    #696

    Take a dime cut a hole in the glass, push bowls back up. be the least expensive route. if that fails Office Space that biznatch!

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    #697

    Put the cabinet on its back slowly they will slide to the back.

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    #698

    https://media.giphy.com/media/igR5863TALcSk/giphy.gif

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    #699

    Put an inflated air mattress the crash zone. Good to go!

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    #700

    Try to slip a large cloth through into the cupboard carefully. The cloth need to be more larger than the cupboard door, maybe a curtain. Then, ask your child help you to pull the cloth from four direction(up,down,left,right) and should be form like a wall. Then slowly open the cupboard, the plates will fall,but the cloth will catch it and prevent it fall to the land. I hope this can help you. Goodluck and sorry for my poor English. I'm from Malaysia. :)

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    #702

    Alohomora + wingardium leviosa!

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    #703

    Place a big tub filled with water under the door.
    Open the door gently and the plates will fall into the water without breaking :D

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    #704

    Ctrl Z.

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    #705

    Bring the cupboard to outer space, then open the door. Bring back to the Earth

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    #706

    Break a glass from the top ;) it's more worth fixing a glass then buying a new set of those plates :)

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    #707

    Drill a small hole on top and pour in iron sand. Remove your jewellery or any other metallic objects.Place magnets (not too strong to ever remove) on top.

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    #708

    Have a pillow ready. Open the door in lightning speed and place the pillow in the ground so that the plates will fall on the pillow. But for that u need lightning speed. Try spiderman, superman or M.S.Dhoni

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    #709

    Relax, and let The Force guide you. Remember, a Jedi can feel The Force flowing through him. Or her.

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    #710

    You can insert a deflated balloon from a suitable hole. And then inflate it before opening. This will help you push the plates back.

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    #711

    Leave them and call it kitchen art.

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    #712

    If possible, use big string and carefully stretch it from top to bottom of the door, slide it from inside like a vertical bar between the glass door and cups. If necessary, do it with more strings, so they hold the cups. Then open the door. Cheers!

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    #713

    Put some towels on the floor, open de doors & try to catch as many as you can.

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    #714

    fill up the whole cupboard with liquid foam,wait till dried ,remove all item gently

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    #715

    Assuming you're a muggle...
    Write a letter to Harry Potter or Hermione or Ron or any other wizard or witch (wouldn't count on Lord Voldemorts help though...) explaining your problem asking for help. Catch an owl. Bind the letter to it's paw and send the owl to the wizard or witch you've asked for help. Open the cupboard and watch everything break. Wait for help to come... nothing that a simple reparo spell can't fix right?

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    #716

    Pee on it to show dominance

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    #717

    If you get a tiny Indian and put him in the cupboard, I'm sure he will fix that for you.

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    #718

    Find a magic lamp, rub it and a genie will appear.
    He will grant you 3 wishes.
    Use one of them to wish the plates stacked normally again. Use the other two for world domination.

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    #719

    Break the glass above glass easly to be replaced the dishes may not able to be replaced

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    #720

    Put pillows on the floor (lots of pillows!!)and then open the cupboard. It should work

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    #721

    Put tons of pillows and blankets on the countertops and floor, then open and let the cushioning hopefully save a few of the dishes :)

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    #722

    Be ready with pillows or a mattress topper directly under the cabinet door. Open very slowly, reach in as the door is opening to push back what plates you can, let others land on the pillows. (Hopefully minimal damage from those plates hitting each other while landing)

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    #723

    Either break the glass in the other door as someone else says or open the door and have a basket lined with a soft towel on hand to quickly catch the plates you may break one but save the rest

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    #724

    Try to pop the top glass pane out and grab the bowls and then open it. It's easier to re glue the glass than to re buy the dishes.

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    #725

    Over the cupboard a little and play Justin Bieber, they will all shatter to dust and the dangerous situation is averted.

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    #726

    Host a Greek wedding at your home. Ask for a similar set as a thank you from the bride and groom

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    #727

    Call Barry Allen

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    #728

    My advice to the lady ;
    Keep calm; and call 📞 911
    Another option ; keep calm ; and watch Mission Impossible movie series of Tom Cruise ; definitely in some shots you will see a similar situation resolved by Tom.
    If the a.m. Didn't sound good ; keep calm and 🔥 burn the house 🏡.

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    #729

    Sit on the toilet and really think about if they are worth breaking or not. Come to a conclusion and do it. Don't forget to wipe and wash hands first though.

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    #730

    Get a meeseeks box.

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    #731

    Call Quicksilver from XMen.

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    #732

    Ctrl + Z to undo

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    #733

    Thought about putting the shelf on its back but in order to do that you would have to move it away from the wall which is probably a bad idea. I say make a couple of holes on the roof of the shelf and fill it with expanding foam.

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    #734

    Use a glass cutter to gain access to the center bowl, stabilize/reposition China. In the end China saved and 1 glass cabinet to replace

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    #735

    Is this a kitchen cupboard( not sure why it is inset further than the other. If it is a standup, tip it back and open. Otherwise, Use a glass cutter to remove the pane above the shelf and carefully lift the bowls back into place. Hopefully the cost of the replacement pane + labour is less than the cost of the bowls. Alternately, is there enough room to slip a hooked wire coat hanger where the opening is and use the hook to brace the bowls while someone else quickly opens the door to cradle them.

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    #736

    Break or cut the glass out of the panel above and rescue the plate then replace the glass it will be cheaper .

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    #737

    Make a hole above the plates (front or back), put the plates back, replace fragment with a hole.

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    #738

    Do the mannequin thing!

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    #739

    Lean the cupboard back or very slowly lay it back down. Maybe plates will align somehow

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    #740

    Leave it like that like an Art Display already, since you've gone all viral - and wish for the best!

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    #741

    Put it in rice.

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    #742

    Purchase earthquake insurance. Wait.

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    #743

    Put something very soft & bouncy . Open the door and try too minimize the crash with your hands. At the end they will fall over the soft area.

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    #744

    I would carefully break the glass above the plates, and then carefully reach in from above and pull them out!!!

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    #745

    slide a pice of thick cardbord up between the bowls and door. open door and reach over top of your cradbord to fix them.

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    #746

    The cabinet door appears to be sliding door. If so, then if the other side door can be slided so much that you could reach over to the bowls, you could carefully clear the stack out. Alternately, you could try to carefully slide this door just enough to reach in and take out the plates, topmost first.

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    #747

    Press F5.

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    #748

    Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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    #749

    Have you checked for any software updates? If so please proceed with a soft reset. If problem still occurs all hope is lost and perform a hard reset.is there anything else I can assist you with? Thank you a have a great day.

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    #750

    Ctrl+Z

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    #751

    Don't be an idiot and over-stuff the cupboard in the first place!

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    #752

    Knock hole out of the back of the cabinet..problem solved

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    #753

    Place sponge foam on counter to open the door when you're done catch as many as you can

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    #754

    Puts lots of towels on the floor to create a cushion. Or just forget about it.

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    #755

    Ugh open the other side and try to fix and or pull what u can from there then open the other side ? Or ugh just leave it like that idk

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    #756

    Slowly lie the cupboard down on its back

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    #757

    I'll upgrade to solution #1 adding less chance of breaking the plates. Buy a diamond glass cutter, cut a hole in the glass above the plates, that will not create a breaking vibe. With help, take all plates out. Buy new glass. Cheers!

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    #758

    Smash the glass pane on the left above the trapped plates....

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    #759

    Add your signature along with a date.
    Sell it to the art collectors.
    You're genius.

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    #760

    Go to Tibet and train for 1 year everyday with monks, perfect your reflexes. Once back in the house you will have a clam spirit, very low reaction time and muscle speed that will allow you to open the cupboard and catch all the plates before they reach the floor.

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    #761

    Go get insurance with included acts of nature clause, wait for an earthquake

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    #762

    Open slightly, slide in a piece of cardboard and open glass while bracing cardboard against dishes

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    #763

    All cupboards have a panel on the back, lose it and you can access the plates from the back, this is the only option.

    Fernando G

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    #764

    Live stream it on Facebook. Become internet famous. Someone will sponsor you a new set of plates.

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    #765

    It's easy.. Create an artificial environment to become Flash and get strucked by lightening. After becoming Flash just match ur Hands frequency with that of glass and Bam.. Ur dishes are arranged in a Flash.
    So simple, So easy.. Hav funn.

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    #766

    Call The Doctor. He will go back in time to when the plates fell, and prevent it from happening. Only problem, he can never return to that point again, so dont muck it up again.

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    #767

    I want know what she did

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    #768

    Open the cupboard, let dishes fall down and break. Use broken pieces to create mosaic art. Sell art, buy new plates.

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    #769

    Is this a trick question? Sliding-door cupboards always have two sliding doors. Open the other one until you can reach the dishes. As far as I see, you should be able to open it at least halfway.

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    #770

    Put mattress under then open the cupboard

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    #771

    put a couple of mattresses on the floor, let the plate fall on the mattresses.

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    #772

    Okay. Seriously:

    cut a hole into the right glassplate and try to carefully balance the plates on the left, which should already be sufficient in order to push the stack into a more stable state. Then some other person might open the door, taking part of the stack.

    if you use a good glasscutter, you can then decorate the hole in the glass or just let it as it is. funny thing to remember :)

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    #773

    Get earthquake insurance next time lol

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    #774

    Restart the cupboard

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    #775

    Use ducktape to keep the doors in position. Then find a friend and hook the cabinet of the wall, and tilt it on it's back. Take the tape off and the plates out.

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    #776

    Push cupboard from wall, than open from behind.
    Not funny, I know....greetz from Germany ;)

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    #777

    Have you tried using cheat codes?

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    #778

    Call Donald Trump over and tell him each plate is a p*ssy, simply open the cupboard and he'll grab all the 'plates' as they fall, Hope this helps xx

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    #779

    Move whole cabinet to the space ( Zero Gravity) then open...

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    #780

    Remove the lower glass of slider. Balance the plates on your hand or put some cloth below and slighlty slide the door

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    #781

    remove the wooden slats that hold the pane of glass pull the glass out grab your plates then put back together pretty easy solution.

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    #782

    or CRY . . JUST CRY :'( .... XD

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    #783

    I give up. Who wants a drink?

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    #784

    Open the door, catch ad many as you can, let the others fall where they fall then with the broken pieces you can create a mosaic piece that will match the remaining set...

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    #785

    Gently slide a large trash bag through a small crack in the door, into the cupboard leaving the open end of the trash bag outside the cupboard. Then fill it with air, or expanding foam. This would then fill the space below and around the dishes, allowing you to open the door and recover the precious porcelain plates.

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    #786

    if you get a glass cutter you can cut the glass on the right of the door and put your hand through to hold the dishes up. As you hold the dishes up you can have a second person assist you to open the door and put all the dishes back into place with as minimum of loss as possible.

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    #787

    Let your husband open the door and make him responsible...

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    #788

    Cut a hole in the right gkass pane and press the plates with ur hand. Then remove them one by one

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    #789

    Thy to put the furniture on the back and open safe

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    #790

    Put the cupboard in horizontal postition with the back on the ground, open the door and take the plates out!!

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    #791

    Adjust the cupboard according to the earth's rotation. Then simply stop the rotation. The kinetic energy will do the rest.

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    #792

    Use a strip and Circle Glass Cutter and then slowly take take the glass and plates out!

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    #793

    So so easy.. break the glass on the right and then take the bowls.. but not just break in.. use a laser or something.. call cyclops!

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    #794

    They are broken already, aren't they?

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    #795

    Wipe the glass with a wet towel, hold a sharp pencil vertically in front of the glass, pointing at the middle of the lower plate - then open the door, let the plates crash and buy new ones.

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    #796

    1) Make soup for dinner.
    2) Tell husband to set table.
    3) Reread War & Peace while waiting.

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    #797

    Cover the inside of a box with towels and blankets then open the cupboard into the box. Be sure to hold it close to the cupboard so that the plates can't fall quickly enough to break in each other. And of they do break the towels and blankets will keep it contained.

    Or... You make the person who put the plates away open it.

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    #798

    Slowly slip ur hand in and hold them in place as another person carefully takes one bowl out at a time

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    #799

    Oh dear some of the replies here are funny but there's also good replies. I would def do the easiest & safest thing. Someone suggested tilting the cupboard back & then get them out. Also, you can purchase a glass cutter pretty cheap these days, you can cut a round circle just big enough for your arm to fit through. This way you don't need to smash anything. Got a diamond ring? Ha if you don't wish to damage or cut the front, go from behind but be wary you don't knock the plates off the shelf.

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    #800

    Put something soft under it/where plates would fall. Open. Let the plates hit that.

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    #801

    You won the #mannequin challenge

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    #802

    You can try going from underneath as well if that works

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    #803

    As the budhists say all life is suffering just open the cupboard allow the bowls and plates to come tumbling crashing down and enjoy the moment of destruction for all things end

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    #804

    Try getting a big blanket and have the plate kind of conveyor from the blanket, to a lower point (that is padded) and have someone pick them up quickly so the plates don't smash each other

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    #805

    Go down in the basement and open the breaker box. Find the breaker labeled gravity and flip it to the off position. This solution works best with 2 people.You kinda have to be quick because everything else in the house will float around then look out when you flip it back on. Good luck

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    #806

    Patiently, steadily, and slowly open the door while making sure the bowls don't break. Practice, practice, practice. Listen closely to your heart, trust your gut, and most importantly, believe in yourself. Have faith in that you were born to overcome challenges. Rise and go on to inspire others. If I can do it, you can do it. Cure cancer.

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    #807

    Open ( if you can ) or smash the upside of the cabinet 👌🏼

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    #808

    lay the cupboard on the ground and give gravity the finger

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    #809

    Dont use plates anymore.

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    #810

    Get a blindfold, earplugs, and a laundry basket and line the basket with blankets on the bottom and sides. Put on your sight and sound gear. Hold the basket under the cupboard as you open the door moving it closer to the plates as they fall out. Some plates will break but at least you didn't see who did it.

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    #811

    Ctrl+Z :)

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    #812

    Get two people to stretch a thick duvet immediately underneath the cabinet to make a safety net and let those bowls drop on it. Hope this helps.

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    #813

    Open the door slowly and maybe try taking them a few at a time.

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    #814

    Ctrl+z

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    #815

    Put cushions around area so when it falls, its safe

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    #816

    Use a glass cutter to cut the glass above the bowls.
    Then life the bowls out.

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    #817

    Ask a portuguese guy, he will tell you

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    #818

    break the window on right lower (gently).. it will cost much much lower...

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    #819

    Pretend your Greek. They live smashing plates. It's part of there culture

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    #820

    http://i.giftrunk.com/ff4n8p.gif

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    #821

    Add Mission Impossible soundtrack and open it... dishes will break, but you'll fill amazing!

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    #822

    The plates will be simultaneously broken and intact until the opened cupboard is observed. Don't observe. #schrödingerscupboard

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    #823

    This cupboard appears to SLIDE open to the right...I would start by finding a very skinny long-limbed left-handed and coordinated (maybe who loves beading or stitching) 12-yr-old girl, slide the door 1 cm at a time, and as soon as her skinny wrist can fit in have her carefully find a stability pressure point to allow you to advance the door all the way. Or...CRASH and be done with it.

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    #824

    Remove (or cut) the pain of glass just below or to the right and remove the plates slowly. Then go after your prankster kid with a wooden spoon.

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    #825

    Trace and Score the glass to the right and then carefully remove and then you can grab the plates. Otherwise carefully put your hand from the bottom of the door or have someone do it and open the door carefully. As you open the door little by little maneuver your hand up the space until you've been able to grab the first plate and then the others. Otherwise have a large cushion at the bottom after opening the door and hope to not have little to non broken when they fall and hit the blanket

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    #826

    Send your cupboard in space, where there is low gravity and then you open tge door to arrange dishes

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    #827

    Coconut oil.
    It fixes everything 😝

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    #828

    Do this on one of the adjacent windows: http://i.giftrunk.com/ff4n8p.gif

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    #829

    Ask Jackie Chan, I'm sure he can catch those

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    #830

    Easy. Ctrl+z (undo) !

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    #831

    Contact the maker of the dishes. Let them know of your dilemma (sending them a link to this article so they can see all of the attention this is getting). I'll bet that they would be glad to replace them, should you break any of them during your rescue attempt because of the positive publicity they would receive for their good deed. Win-Win!

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    #832

    1. Buy a lot of glue.
    2. Open the door

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    #833

    Can't do it without sacrifice. Spare 2 or 3 plates, and catch the rest while opening it slowly.

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    #834

    Take out your tape recorder and rewind time.
    *Twilight Zone intro starts playing in the backround*

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    #835

    Smash the top panel of glass, then remove the wood panel, then you may rearrange the china

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    #836

    put it in rice

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    #837

    If possible, unhinge. Without removing door, slide door up (with assistance) until the bottom of the door is aligned with the lowest plate. Tip the top of the door towards you and allow plates to slide on to inside surface of the door.

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    #838

    Burn the house to the ground. There may be a spider hiding in one.

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    #839

    Rope yourself up and enter the cupboard from above. Do not forget to humm the Mission impossible theme song.

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    #840

    They are only plates....

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    #841

    Whatever you plan to do, create a VM first a make a carbon copy of your house and kitchen and cupboard and plate situation in it. Create backup. Then start exploring options. If any option brakes the plates, simple delete VM and restart from the backup with another option until suitable solution is found. Then actually do exactly whatever worked in this testing environment. This is standard practice in IT... What do you mean I'm forgetting something?

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    #842

    Throw a Greek wedding, open the door at the reception and yell "Opa", then charge the newlyweds for the broken plates.

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    #843

    Take a picture of the cupboard with a straight front-perspective, photoshop the plates together, send it to posterXXL. Once u get the poster fix it on the front and the problem should be solved...

    In the case u need the plates u can take another step and print them on thick white cardboard, and cut them out, because u already have the photoshop file ;)

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    #844

    break the glass above.

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    #845

    Cut the glass just above the dishes, arrange the dishes and open the door. If you try to break the glass they might fall even more.

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    #846

    In my opinion have several people to brace the glass and slowing open the door. Good luck !

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    #847

    Cover any surrounding area with anything soft...pillows and duvets will work. Cover at least 1/2 meter to either side. Then open the door really quickly. Once door open grab slanted stack to stablise the ones that fell out the cupboard should not be broken. Fingers crossed. Good luck!

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    #848

    take a glass cutter. cut out a circle of glass so you have a hole big enough to gently remove the bowls with your hand. reattach the glass circle plate to the hole and fix it with duct tape. take a flamethrower. burn the cupboard so the glass can merge together. voila.

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    #849

    Call Chuck Norris......they can do with one Hand

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    #850

    Burn house down ,then claim insurance for plates

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    #851

    Ask 2-3 more people to help you with it.

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    #852

    Grab it, Put that in spaceship, go outside planet, open it LIKE A BOSS !

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    #853

    Photoshop the plates out of he pic, open the door. Photoshop dishes into pic, holding tightly to each piece, and stack them.

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    #854

    1.Put a mattress below
    2.Open the cupboard
    3.???
    4.Profit

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    #855

    ask the doctor!

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    #856

    Sell them on ebay. Pick up only.

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    #857

    If you break the glass on the right the vibration on the left would trigger a crash. Instead break the glass on the left with a blanket.

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    #858

    I need to ask if this is a sliding or a swinging door. If it's sliding, just open slowly. If it's swinging, is there anything below this cupboard? Is there space to put cushions below for when I open it?

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    #859

    Pencher le vaisselier en arrière

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    #860

    Use a diamond drill bit to cut a hole in center of the glass. Push bowls back into place with a stick. Then, either replace the pane of glass or drill a hole in all other panes of glass to give the appearance of an intended design.

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    #861

    Push a large sheet of stiff card into the cupboard. Inch the door open while putting pressure onto the card. The plates will slip, but allow them to slide down the card and onto the bottom shelf, still putting pressure on the top bit of the card and holding thebottom so they don't slip onto the floor. You might lose a couple, but hopefully not all. Maybe?

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    #862

    Your fucked !!! Bute the bullet Buy new plates open the door and enjoy the smash film it in slow motion aswell 👍 Every cloud

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    #863

    Nice #MannequinChallenge

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    #864

    Step 1: Make a video of you opening the door.
    Step 2: Post it on Youtube.
    Setp 3: Activate the Youtube Partner Program to monetize the video.
    Step 4: Profit.

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    #865

    Leave them alone. They aren't bothering you. You obviously have other dishes which I see stacked to the left

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    #866

    Glass cutter to empty panes then flood cabinet with packing popcorn!

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    #867

    Apparently if you can run faster than the speed of light, you can break the time barrier and go back to when the plates were behaving as they should!

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    #868

    Place a camera in front of it, open the door, record the whole scene and upload it on YouTube. Boom! It's going viral.

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    #869

    Take the cupboard to the Moon, open the door. You'll have all the time you need to catch the plates. Then wait for return flight.

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    #870

    Attach a balloon to a thin steel pipe, open the door the smallest amount and slide the end of the pipe in, blow into the pipe, as the balloon inflates, open the door just enough to get your hand in, hold plates in place. Open door. Boom.

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    #871

    Invite Queen Elsa to dinner, ask her to get a bowl for you.

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    #872

    If you like puzzles: 1.buy some porcelain glue, 2.open the cabinet, 3.have fun.

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    #873

    If you like puzzles: 1.buy some porcelain glue, 2.open the cabinet, 3.have fun.

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    #874

    cut the top pane out and remove dishes that way.

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    #875

    Take bets on how many plates will break when you open the door. Take your cut and buy new plates.

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    #876

    Did you try putting it in rice?

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    #877

    Fall asleep and dream a dream in a dream in a dream. Once you've been slowed down dramatically it's all very easy.

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    #878

    Dead easy. Very carefully. 😆😆

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    #879

    Ants can carry 50 times their own body weight. Train an ant farm, and send them in to do the job of putting everything back in place.

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    #880

    You're going to need that guy's leg...

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    #881

    Open a tiny bit. Slide a sheet of cardboard up the opening to hold the bowls in place. Open door all the way wnd remove the bowls.

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    #882

    How about a really large bean bag to catch'em all?

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    #883

    Put layers of blanket and cushions at the base of the cupboard before opening the cupboard

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    #884

    Using a time machine, transport yourself to the time just before you stored the plates. Then store them properly. Be careful that you don't meet yourself when you go back because you will destroy the events of the current timeline.

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    #885

    Create a back-door to the cupboard and use it +++

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    #886

    Record the plates falling as a "secret sound" that some radio stations do, hahah.

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    #887

    Put a matress under the cupboard then open it and let the plates fall.

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    #888

    First contain any cats you may have, next get a box and put a pillow at the bottom, put the box right where the dishes will fall. then open the cabinet slowly so the the dishes won't fall too hard or far.

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    #889

    Quickly open the door a tiny bit (just enough to fit your handbin) with some good workman gloves on and catch them, push n pin them against the back then use the other hand (or shout for help) to open the door and rescue n restack the littke bastards.

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    #890

    Open the other side door and drill a hole from one side to the other.. about 1/2 inch in size and use spray foam to expand below the plates.. You can view the progress threw the window... and once time has elapsed open the door slowly -- then clean and you only have a 1/2 hole between the two areas to fill or just touch up paint on the cabinet

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    #891

    Send it on a spaceship and wait until they start floating.

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    #892

    Try using the spell Wingardium Leviosa. Muggles I swear 😒

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    #893

    Its Nothing Photoshop can't fix...

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    #894

    Drink liters and liters of coffee and red-bull! This will make you so hyperactive it will create the illusion that time has slown down. You are now surrounded by a world in slow-motion. You can open the cupboard, go to the kitchen to do the dishes, vacuum the living room, take a shower, get dressed, make a sandwich and eat it, and then go back to the cupboard to collect the plates as they are ever-so-slowly fallong to the floor.

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    #895

    Take a soft towel, either duct tape one end to the bottom of that cabinet. Hold it at a 45(ish) degree angle and have something like a pool of pillows at the end (could rest on your table). The angle should keep the fall controlled and the pillows at the end should keep most from breaking

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    #896

    -Get struck by lightning.
    -Be the Flash
    -Go back time
    -Fix plates
    -???
    -Ruin the timestream

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    #897

    Call the Flash and have him do it... Problem solved

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    #898

    Let them like that!! They will stop when they feel tired!!

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    #899

    Your bowls are simply doing the mannequin challenge, once done, they will resolve back to their stacked and upright position.

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    #900

    Drink tea ☕️ Like kermit the from meme, wait for someone to open it, make them pay. Boom new set of plates. - finish your tea.

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    #901

    Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start will do the trick

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    #902

    Break the below mirror then you can put your hand in cupboard with destroy the plates.

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    #903

    Have a folded blanket at the ready. Slowly open the door and the bowls should fall softly onto the blankie! Or not.

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    #904

    Marry a teppanyaki chef. Have him simultaneously open the cupboard and throw the bowls to you one at a time while you walk backwards across the kitchen. Catch each bowl in the increasing stack of bowls in your hands. The final bowl will be full of delicious food.

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    #905

    #MannequinChallenge winner

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    #906

    Take someone's advice on here, and show us what happened!

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    #907

    May the odds be ever in your favor.

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    #908

    This is the Kobayashi Maru, isn't it?

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    #909

    While applying light pressure to the door, to keep the plates in place, remove the top cover of the cupboard, reach inside and rescue priceless porcelain.

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    #910

    Can't you just put something like a matras or a big pillow under it maybe 2 ?

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    #911

    Find a glassware make a hole just at the mid point of the plate as big as your hand can get in and push back the plates

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    #912

    The cupboard has sliding doors... just bite the bullet and slide it open fast and big enough for ur hands to go in and prevent further damage, shouldn't have more than 2 or 3 broken dishes

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    #913

    Give her the number of mr bean. I guess it should be easy for him

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    #914

    Turn the volume to 11, it's 1 better than 10

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    #915

    Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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    #916

    Put a little trampoline on the counter for the plates to bounce off of when they fall and then put a big bean bag for the plates to land on when they bounce off the trampoline.

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    #917

    It appears the other cupboard door is able to open? HAVE someone hold the other closed. Reach in. Careful you extract the critical one first. GOOD LUCK

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    #918

    Wingardium leviosa!

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    #919

    Every dish is close to each other holds each other, so if you slightly open the door and use a kind of long stick to push the plates back while opening it you will be fine... you can always call Dacind Blaine!

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    #920

    Open the door very slightly and squeeze through a whole can of expanding shaving foam!

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    #921

    Line the floor in front of the cabinet with pillows lots and lots pillows or open the door slowly just enough to get your hand in there and grab the bowls to hold them in place might need a helper with this one

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    #922

    Leave it. Call it Art!

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    #923

    Open the other cupboard cut a hole in the wood in-between the cupboards. Then reach through the hole and grab the plates. This is less likely to break the plates (than breaking the cupboard glass) and easier to patch up to look normal again.

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    #924

    Just place pillows everywhere or make a slide using a sheet.

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    #925

    Open it slightly and reach in to hold the plates with one hand then remove each one, starting from the back to the front. Grab pillows to stuff inside bottom for support and protection from falling or shifting.

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    #926

    Claim to have clocked the mannequin objects challenge!

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    #927

    Fly into outer space. Find the nearest blackhole and fall into the event horizon. Enter the time dimensional tesseract and warn your past self before committing the series of events leading up to this point. Realize that it was meant to happen all along.

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    #928

    Place a big barrel filled with water and let them fall

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    #929

    Go and get pissed down the pub.

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    #930

    Shake the cupboard until they shake into a stacked position.

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    #931

    Open the door and embrace the start of your new hobby - kintsugi

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    #932

    Don't open it, keep it that way as a piece of deconstructvism art 😈

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    #933

    By just, DON'T. Ever. Again.

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    #934

    Sell it to a museum as a contemporary art piece, then use the hundred's of thousands of dollars to buy new china. Then you should have some left over to buy a GTR.

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    #935

    Call Geico. Your plateware may be broken, but at least you'll have saved 15% on your car insurance!!

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    #936

    Put the cupboard on the floor and then open it

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    #937

    Get a container and put a couple of folded towels in it. Open the cupboard quickly and catch the plates with the container that has folded towels in it.

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    #938

    Replace the batteries

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    #939

    seek out David Blaine, maybe you could stab him in the stomach to make them bowls appear out of his butthole

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    #940

    Put a few pillows under the cupboard and then open slowly. might be a 2 person job

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    #941

    Call Chuck Norris

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    #942

    Use the Omega 13 device.

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    #943

    go get trump on the phone, he'll know what to do

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    #944

    Break or Cut a square in one of the glasses at the top (as in Mission Impossible), then reach for the plates to grab/rearrange them. While holding them from above, ask a person to gently open the door and grab those who may fall.

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    #945

    No

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    #946

    Hire a physicist

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    #947

    Arrange family and friends around the kitchen in a pithy holiday tableau and submit it as mannequin challenge video.

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    #948

    Buy bubble wrap and place it on the floor? Bubble wrap always works. Rmb not to pop them before laying it out

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    #949

    Be quick

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    #950

    This is a sliding door. Maybe the plate will slide over the glass when you open the door. As soon as you can reach in grab the plates.

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    #951

    Take a ladder and a glass cutter, cut the glass on the top-right, grab the plates one by one and hand them to your husband who will be in a good mood because you didn't even have to start an argument with him.

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    #952

    Open the other door and reach through to the other side.

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    #953

    Get big balloons. Push them them in leaving the blowing part out. Blow them up one by one. Fill the space below the plates with inflated balloons. Gently open the door and move them to the table. Cook pasta, open a bottle of wine and enjoy.

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    #954

    Netflix and chill

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    #955

    Take the pane of glass out above the plates and take them out before opening the door!

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    #956

    Take the two top glass panels out of the top. Then take out the plates that will fall. Then when your done put the glass. Hope that helps

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    #957

    Get a gigantic bucket of water. Open the door slowly. And let the plates fall in and take them out of the bucket instantly so that they don't smash each other?

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    #958

    Have you tried Rebooting it?

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    #959

    Cover floor in front of cupboard with pillows, blankets and other soft things. Slowly open door.

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    #960

    Fully fill the cupboard with steam, then pour in some liquid nitrogen(slowly). The water droplets between the plates will freeze and the ice will hold all plates in position. Open the door and take the plates out carefully, and place them on a safe place while waiting the ice to melt.

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    #961

    Looks like a sliding door. Open 2cm and insert construction/filling foam to bed. the plates. Otherwise they to open the backboard. Good Luck!

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    #962

    Tape the doors, where the plates are, so they won't fall out. Then if you can, take the cupboard down. Lay it on the back, so the plates will fall backwards. put the cupboard back, open the door, and put the plates on the right place.... easy

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    #963

    Smash wisly the upper right glass, while you are holding tight with your knee,
    Then start picking one by one from above.

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    #964

    Get an astronaut suit, build a strong dome over the house, create a vacuum in it and open the cupboard to nicely arrange everything and you are done.

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    #965

    Open from behind

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    #966

    Cut hole in pane to the right and fill inside with cotton wool/packing foam

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    #967

    Break the higher glass and Take plate by plate

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    #968

    Put pllows or a beanbag under the Cupboard. Open it fast and slide the pillow underneath. Might need 2 people.

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    #969

    Fill full of cotton inside the Cupboard,then open in slow motion

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    #970

    CALL HER!
    http://www.risingstars.com.ua/other-acts/special-circus-acts/solo/incredible-acrobat-plate-spinning-act-1179/

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    #971

    Try cmd+z until they go back to original position. If that was too many steps behind, cmd+x the plates and cmd+v them on to a new shelf. Dot forget to cmd+t to transform the position to the correct one or you might end up in the same mess.

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    #972

    Get Mary Poppins to click her fingers

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    #973

    Apply the Theory of Everything and hope it works out...

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    #974

    just remove the glass from upper window

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    #975

    I need to see the whole picture. Until then get a very professional glass guy, make open a round openings in the middle of the bowl leaning on the glass.push them back with a stick,then open the door.

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    #976

    Open the door with a pillow on your hands, then try to quickly hold them before they fall.

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    #977

    Brush up on your telekinesis. Throw a party. Then use the power to remove cabinet from wall, preferably with a crowbar. Continue to hold the cabinet steady and float it to the living room where everyone is partying. If all works to plan, people will be some impressed with your party that they will put money in a hat. With that money you can buy ceramic glue. You're gonna need a lot of it. Good luck!

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    #978

    Burn down the house and put enerything on the insurance company.

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    #979

    Revive any physicist to help you solve the problem.

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    #980

    Spread a thick blanket on the floor right in front of the cupboard. Open the cupboard slowly and try to catch as many dishes you can. Let the rest fall down on the thick blanket. They will not break if the blanket is thick enough.

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    #981

    Let the Architect know that you've discovered a new glitch in the Matrix and hope that Neo shows up in time to save those dishes from the machines.

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    #982

    Smash the glass at the bottom, hold the plates/bowls and move them in a little and carefully open the door. If you smash the glass to the right there's a chance the bowls above the blue ones could fall over. The glass at the bottom is your best bet. Unless you break the one above it and just elevate yourself, arrange and fix the bowls in and slowly open the door. Good luck!!

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    #983

    Ho-da-dooooor

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    #984

    Slide in a big piece of cardboard. Then have one person reach behind it while the other one keeps pressure on the bowls. You could even tape the card board to the cabinet and cut a hole in it to reach in.

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    #985

    Use a high pressure air blower, test it with something identical in weight and shape (i.e. another plate), set it below and while opening, be ready with 4 other people to help, decide your plates and open up. Catch the plates.

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    #986

    Become Ant women, climb through the key hole and restack the bowls.

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    #987

    If there is no shelf above, Break the cupboard glass above the shelf/dishes, as it looks like a fairly inexpensive flat sheet of glass to replace. Just reach in and grab dishes at that point, being careful not to open the door from inside.

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    #988

    If its a running door ( it seems running door)then you can open it slowly and grab those plates. If its a pulling door then you can try this one place a bed matress bellow the door and open it, if there is no space bellow the cupboard then pick it little higher with help of couple of man , then give something beneth it to keep higher then follow the steps

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    #989

    ALT+F4 will resolve it for everyone!!

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    #990

    Find professor Xavier. Discuss to him the ethical reasons why he should telepathically move the plates with his mind

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    #991

    Tape any opening of the cupboard. Create a small opening on the top shelf, big enough to pour in a concoction of gelatin and water. And you can basically figure out the rest.

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    #992

    Conflicted, as a ceramic artist (aka potter) I say try and save the dishes by breaking the winow pain next to them. However, if they all break you can always buy new dishes from me.....

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    #993

    Put pillows and couch fusions and mattresses everywhere and ta da

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    #994

    Call the cat in the hat.

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    #995

    There is a very logical way to solve it. 1. Train to become an astronaut. 2. Travel to space. 3. Travel faster than Light around earth for a well calculated amount of time (you do the math here since you are educated) 4. Land on earth 5. Quickly make sure they dont fall.

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    #996

    Find Dr. StrangeLove... I am sure he will bargain something up with Dr. Who

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    #997

    Sacrify (broke) one glass of the door, to access the plates.
    It will be cheaper to change the glass than the plates.

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    #998

    Simply drop the house from space. Its acceleration due to gravity will act to cancel that of the plates - the cupboard door will open but the plates will not fall. On your way down remove plates from cupboard and stack SENSIBLY on the side. Eject from house

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    #999

    If it's your grandmother's priceless china I would opt for breaking a pane of glass

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    #1000

    Place pillow or blanket under cabinet door open slowly trying to catch as many as possible if done slow enough and at right place all should be fine

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