Walking into a room and forgetting like who am I again?

Progress

The eyes are for seeing human's stripes, the claws are for adding new stripes to humans.

If you won't listen to the cat, LISTEN TO THE KID!!!!

Yep, I don't use you guys either. Sorry not sorry

me when i want to play pokemon go and then it rains (the only reason i would go outside or socialize)

This is my new motto for my cat

Could they do any worse than some of them?

BUT...but... 1990 was only like 10 years ago???!!!

It’s the floof that hides the secret

HAH TAKE THAT

Harry Pooper on the lower left side of the notebooks like Hocus pocus you've now lost ur focus.

They have taken the bridge......they are coming....we cannot get out.....drums, drums in the deep......they are coming....

I... that's me.

Okay, so the pasta-

The savage cactus

G...giraffes....have blue tongues....

Brain: remember facts for test Also brain: but first remember every mlp fact possible Me: but will that help me on my tests Brain: what tests?

Yaks milk is pink...

This is me. It just happens, I don't know what's the cause.

Ophelia ! The model did actually die from being in a cold bath too long

also...chicken butt

I have a 5th kind- the bed hog. He currently has two blankets and most of a kingsized bed occupied

Yep. Dog tired all day and the minute it is bed time your body is like "I am WIDE awake!!"

Please.

Mini-me!!!

I swear they can see ghosts

Ah, yes. Every time I have a good day, and I think, hey life is not that bad, an alarm sounds deep inside my brain. Those days usually end badly so it's like my brain is trying to warn me that life is not actually that good nor should one enjoy it. Can't tell if it's survival instinct or my brain being an ass.

w h a t

mood.

Yeah, the "glow" was actually meant to be the higher sebum production in the skin of pregnant women, which causes an oilier surface and more light reflection, hence "glowing". None of that romanticised BS we are fed about how glorious, wonderful and precious pregnancy is. My fiance felt pretty bad in the last trimester, so she would often rumble how pregnancy propaganda gave her false expectations

The pulp, what is the pulp?!