Me today.... And everyday when I have to work...

All the time...

Cats: always fits in a box.

Yep!! That's my Binkie!!!

i can relate to this

All the time

Mine is 2 and 3 pics

I also let my kitty knead me even though it hurts. Im so desperate for her love and affection lol

Total energy of the quantum wave function of schrödinger's cat's swishing tail?

I can relate

I think my mother's cat might be racist though.

My cats feet are NOT cute. If he was human, his feet would look like they are permanently muddy with the cracked heels of a 90 year old man who never wore shoes

Me tomorrow

My teeny tiny dog gets on to my pillow and hits me on the back of the head when she wants to go out.

3am is often crazy cat circus time 😉

"And that burden will cause me to temporarily lose my s**t in 5, 4, 3, 2..."

Seems legitimate *always knew that that cats secretly created the universe* Always knew

*mind blown*

It's the human mission to please the cats

I can definitely relate

"Feed me human."

Well you'd have tons of food

I used to hold my cat as a baby. She'd just let me since I did it so much. I miss her. :(

No matter what I did I couldn't get my cat to stop chewing on cords. Until one day she found a power cord and after, she never bit another cord. plus she would bolt past my desk in case the monster that zapped her was still there.

Chest log ❤️

Goals

I'd be so bloody if i tried to dress my cats

She's the christmas tree

Mine brings live mice home. They ate from the same bowl until I put down some traps.

Taco hell? XD

Those fat little legs perfectly describe my cat 😂

Seriously not ok. You can teach your cat :P

Meee

Bit disturbing but.. Pretty much true