This should be higher

"You are not going to that party on Friday"

Or being happy to be invited, then wanting to leave 5 minutes after you arrive 🤷🏼‍♀️

8pm?!? This person must be a night owl

I always like to see this picture.

So true...

Yup 👍

Our toilet was away from the cupboard, but my mother had decorated the room with a bunch of cats, so I would have to hold imaginary conversations while they watched me.

This is the most accurate description

Wish I could go back and just enjoy nap time after recess. Wake up, play with my finger pudding in art class and bring it home for mom to be placed on the fridge.

This

At 3am

(And I) I must confess so are my knees ( oh my knees)

Apperantly, I've been living off a diet of sour grapes and ugli fruit.

I'd like to change 'bank account' to 'scales'

Truth.

That is what they want you to think but with every election comes more taxes and more expenses then they you realise you can't afford to live and you can't afford to die.

Or possibly dive-bombed by a teenaged kitten. *washes her left back leg innocently*

No idea how my parents were so patient with me. I didn't appreciate them enough.

That face is totally me.

roll it.

Me tooooooo 🥱

an HOUR? hooligans

Me: How many days can I miss this month and still be able to pay my bills? Bills: 2! You only get 2 days this month that’s it! And you you were already sick/had a PTO day off twice this month! Go to work! Lol Me: oh well, do I really need to pay….. Bills: GO TO WORK !!!!!

And why are we still doing daylight savings???

Yeah no kidding.

I always have to use the L on my hand for L and R. Also lefty loosey righty tighty is said in my head more than it should be.

My kid loves socks and goes through tons of them because he likes to wear “hand socks”. At 6 yo he got his first pair of gloves. Mind blown 🤯!!! (we live in Arizona, the desert, so not a necessary clothing item for us). But as an adult, I do love being gifted socks, especially if they’re colorful or funny.

Phones are for BP, restaurant games, cute cat pics, and occasionally texting.

I'm still struggling with "bae".

it’s why we have cats who will then flip you off

😭😭😭

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Many days

You need to get enough sleep so you won’t be tired. But you can’t get too much sleep or you’ll wake up tired; because thst’s a thing that happens

and take back the trash can at the end of the street.

Nope. We're all winging it and figuring things out as they come.

I have scheduled a moment in my week when I allow myself to cry for 10 minutes

being a big people sucks

That was me until I broke down and got the way too expensive, supportive matress. Life changing and no more old people pains when I wake up.

Monday = Monday Tuesday = Monday Wednesday = Monday Thursday = Monday Friday = thank heavens it's not Monday anymore.

why is this relatable at age 13

Seriously. But with out the degree and 7 years experience you can't become a cashier now days.

rinse repeat till december 24

That's when I call my sister or B(only)FF.

Mine is "I'm afraid we have to cancel your appointment".

This is terrifying

There was the existential dread of wondering if your project would still be there when you got to school from using those crappy translucent neon-color floppy disks.

Tell me you're 26 without telling me you're 26. Oh sweet twitter account, come back to me when your age starts with an F.

5? How about 0.5?