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It’s no secret that many people go online just to have a good laugh or mindlessly scroll through amusing content for a while. And there’s nothing wrong with that; we know it’s a great way to fight boredom!
Fighting boredom is exactly what we’re here to do—this time with some funny posts, shared by the ‘Mocking people in a voice they don't even have’ page on Facebook. With over 500k likes, it is a gold mine of amusing content, so if you’re looking for something fun to browse as you sit back and unwind, look no further—just scroll down to find the posts. And, of course, make sure to upvote your favorites!
On the list below you will also find Bored Panda’s interview with a professor of psychology at Otterbein University in Westerville, Ohio, Dr. Noam Shpancer, who was kind enough to share some of his thoughts on the influence of the internet and humor.
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CC McSniggles 10 months ago
How else are we going to work 20 hours a day, 7 days a week, to make our rent payment and buy eggs?
George D 10 months ago
Corporate States of America. In a capitalist society such as ours you will be offered products like this because, you see, you have the right not to buy it. DOES NOT MATTER that it's inherently bad for you like seed oils, high fructose corn syrup, etc because it is a choice. Tread carefully as these companies are working 24/7 to get you hooked on something.
TruthoftheHeart 10 months ago
Just close your eyes and pretend the vibrating is a roller coaster and that you're having fun like the rest of us.
InoueAmani 10 months ago
US living in UK, a can of Dr Pepper in US has 150 calories, in the UK 59 calories, tastes delicious still.
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Tropical Tarot 10 months ago
I'm trying to figure out if my landlord would notice chicken on the screened patio of our apartment.
AnSi Bae 10 months ago
This will be all of us sitting with our grandchilden one day, I'm sure of it. My grandmother told me once how shen she was young pants wasn't really a thing for schoolgirls. So she went to school at winter in kneehigh wool socks. She also worked at 8 years old as a maid for a widowed gardner. (She hadn't seen the Monty Python bit The Four Yorkshiremen, I promise 😄)
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 10 months ago
good times. I thought the orange guy was going to make us great again. Pretty sure this is not it.
Michelle C 10 months ago
I would absolutely have gotten in trouble for this if I had ever done it. However, I can’t say I wasn’t tempted a few times throughout my childhood. I’m just glad I never did it; neither egging nor toilet papering someone’s house would have been worth it for any reason!
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LizzieBoredom 10 months ago
Tariffs make things go up. Bad pilots (regardless of race or gender) make things go down. You're welcome.
Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago (edited)
Turns out that "DEI" is just the latest way the Republican Party has settled on to imply the filthy race hate term "n!gger" without actually saying "n!gger". https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/feb/11/dei-trump-republicans-racism
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Hobby Hopper 10 months ago
The anti-DEI campaign only makes sense if you're bigoted and are already convinced that people outside of a narrow profile are somehow automatically less qualified. The opposite is true of course; DEI is designed to ensure qualified people don't get overlooked.
Blah Blah Blah 10 months ago
Holly hell anyone else read the downvoted comments? WOW! I always want to deny that people aren't really this uneducated but then...
Nikole 10 months ago
Not just uneducated. There’s a fundamental difference in intelligence.
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Richard Smith 10 months ago
Diversity doesn't mean "We already have good pilots...it wouldn't be fair unless we hire a few horrible ones."
Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago
"Diversity" means "Oh dear, we've obviously been excluding some of the best candidates because they're not white and male (etc) enough. We'd better do something about it so we can have the best available staff, not just people who look like us folks doing the hiring."
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Gozer LeGozerian 10 months ago
Trump blamed the plane crash in Washington DC on workplace diversity
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Remi (He/Him) 10 months ago
They tried to sell that claim too? lol. Like doesn't take many braincells to figure out that it's the opposite.
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Zophra 10 months ago
I'd like to see a credible source for that statement.
Load More Replies... Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago (edited)
Hiring people just because they happen to be white while excluding better candidates is the problem. Think about all those pilots who got their job just because of the colour of their skin! Doesn't it frighten you, knowing that there are so many pilots out there who got the job instead of a more capable person who just happened not to be white enough?
Load More Replies...According to Statista, over the last two decades, the number of internet users has been growing rather steadily. As of last year, there were reportedly roughly 5.5 billion of them in the world, representing close to 70% of the population.
With numbers this huge, it’s safe to assume that millions of them log in for the funny content, which there is undoubtedly an abundance of online. But there is arguably more than just humor that attracts us to the internet.
According to Dr. Noam Shpancer, professor of psychology at Otterbein University in Westerville, Ohio, the internet technology draws us in by tapping into four elements that are inherently attractive to human beings: information, immediacy, connection, and novelty. “We like answers to questions, and the internet has them; we like speedy gratifications—one click takes you to an answer; we like to connect with people, our friends, but also role models and interesting strangers; we like novelty and are stimulated by it. The internet offers endless variants of whatever stimuli you enjoy,” he told Bored Panda in a recent interview.
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XenoMurph 10 months ago (edited)
Well, like they said to Joan of Ark "Build a girl a fire, she'll be warm for a day. Set a girl on fire, she'll be warm for the rest of her life."
Agfox 10 months ago
Let's not forget the alternative: teach a man to fish & he'll laze in a boat & drink beer all day
Pedantic Panda 10 months ago
Not too mention that his first four disciples were fishermen and he stopped them doing that.
walkabout 10 months ago
There were plenty of fishermen. There were few disciple candidates.
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pfeils wife 10 months ago
These are school age children! Teaching them that they have to work for food (eventually, when they are an adult) = GREAT! Making a kindergartener go fishing, so they can eat fish sticks at school during lunchtime, is absurd.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Forgetting is one of the principal purposes of wine.
Load More Replies... CK 10 months ago
It's give a man a fish, not give a child a fish, and also, it's a false dichotomy.
robin aldrich 10 months ago
So based on that logic the children should just: grow their own vegetables and go get their own meat and make their own meals...CHILDREN..in school ...hopefully in school
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Armac 10 months ago
If you don’t vaccinate your children, and they get a deadly disease you should go to prison
Enuya 10 months ago (edited)
To be fair, in most civilized countries if you don't vaccinate your children, you WILL have some legal problems, or at least CPS will be interested in you
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Nikki Gross 10 months ago (edited)
I'm Gen X and we weren't even allowed to enroll in school each year, unless we had up to date vaccination records. Every year right before school would start, Mom would have to take all of us to the doctor. They would go over our records and give us a vaccination for whatever we needed for the school year. One of the fastest ways to p**s Mom off was to start that Anti-Vax b******t. Mom was born in 1933 and knows firsthand what life was like before vaccinations were available to EVERYBODY and not just a select few. She was more than happy to give idiots a reality check on what life was like back then, especially if you were poor as f**k like how she grew up.
cerinamroth 10 months ago
The problem is that these memories are now two generations away and people are starting to forget. Also a problem for other things that happened in 1933 in Germany atm.
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J W 10 months ago
If your kid gives a vaccine preventable illness to someone else, you should be sent to jail.
BeesEelsAndPups 10 months ago
And if that other person dies, should be liable for manslaughter at the minimum.
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Kenneth Smith 10 months ago
Unfortunately, they are the a******s in charge of the US right now.
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Robert Beveridge 10 months ago
Wait, I thought we were supposed to smoke the peels, not shoot the fruit
Christina Keenan 10 months ago
If your child catches a deadly disease that the U.S. and the world had basically irradicated through vaccines, you deserve any consequences that happen to you
Nikki Gross 10 months ago (edited)
Mom would take us August of each year before school would start, because until we graduated high school it was a requirement just to enroll for the school year. Back then they did NOT play around with that BS....No Vaccination, No School. Bonus: If your child was NOT enrolled in school each year, you would have to provide a Valid certification for Home Schooling or Exemption on why your child was NOT attending school. Otherwise, it would be considered a truancy and Mommy and Daddy, would be held responsible and would have DHS (Oklahoma's version of CPS) knocking on your door. We had an honest to God Truancy Court, if you did not have a VALID reason for missing that date, then it would allow DHS an opportunity to inspect that home. Before people get wound up, they encountered more cases ranging from Sheer Neglect, to outright all kinds of ABUSE. Surprise Inspections would give and allow DHS and Law Enforcement the chance to really see a home, before that person had the chance to clean up.
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
F kin anti vaxers should all be locked up for child abuse THINK ABOUT THAT !
Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago
Locking people up because they've been conned into false and harmful beliefs does not strike me as a way to make the world a better place. But if you do want to go down that route, I've got a *very* long list of false and harmful beliefs which should result in imprisonment. I'd start with the source of those false and harmful beliefs. I'd start by locking up all the fossil fuel company bosses and carry on from there. Fast food. Anyone spreading race hatred or other forms of xenophobia. Anti-vaxxers certainly are on my list, but nowhere near the top.
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Who am I, where am I 10 months ago (edited)
Vaccines won't be a problem pretty soon, RFK Jr. Polio and measles, plus the other dangerous diseases, welcome back to the kids and adults of America. I'm sure his Dad and POTUS uncle are rolling in their graves
The Shark 10 months ago
Spoon feeding loose, individual ingredients? 🤨 K. I won't try to explain how chemistry and vaccines work, but if/when your kid gets measles/mumps/rubella or polio, which were largely eradicated decades ago thanks to vaccines, and the present generation of doctors who have little to no experience recognizing signs of such diseases are less prepared to help, I hope your kid gets to live without lasting damage or disability caused by these easily preventable diseases.
Talking about the ways the internet affects our psychological well-being, Dr. Shpancer suggested that, like all technology, it can be used for good or ill. “The effects of internet use will depend on several factors, including rate, context, and purpose of use,” he said.
“If you use it too much, it may negatively affect your mood and or distract you from important life tasks. If you use it in the wrong time or place, it may hinder your learning or create conflict; if you use it for illicit purposes, you will inflict damage on society.”
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James016 10 months ago
The one who was told by 3 different people that the server was 100% definitely powered on?
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
The dude really understands how customer service should work. Bravo to him
KatSaidWhat 10 months ago
My office mate just stropped because her scanner suddenly stopped working - I let her sulk for a day before pointing out the USB cable was not fully in after she had tried to unplug it and replug it to "make it work". I let her stew because she printed off a document that was emailed to her and then wanted to scan it back in and the stupidity left me floundering.
Parmeisan 10 months ago (edited)
It does something else, too: ensure that the cable wasn't loose. First thing I do when something hardware-related isn't working is to unplug all of the cables and plug them back in, because just checking that they are plugged in is insufficient. (...I blow on them too, and the ports, but that's not because it does anything: it's because I'm from the NES generation and I can't help myself.)
April Pickett 10 months ago
That's not as funny as the IT guy telling his customer to pack the computer and accessories back in the boxes and send it back when he found out the customer had no electricity.
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Witch with a B 10 months ago
Heck, bed sleepy doesn't translate to actual sleep. Hence why I'm writing this at 3 am.
Sue Denham 10 months ago
Also that when you're reading in bed, catch yourself falling asleep so immediately turn out the light you will then be wide awake.
George D 10 months ago (edited)
For real. I absolutely hate this phenomenon! Who's with me? I'll get really tired suddenly working at my desk and sometimes fall asleep at my chair and wake up later with all manner of muscle aches due to weird posture while sleeping. But if I get up and go lay on the bed for that quick 10 minute recharge, nothing. I suddenly cannot fall asleep but I'm not crisp either. What the heck.
The person leveling NYC 10 months ago
Well, when you succumb to couch sleepy, when you wake up, bed sleepy is impossible for another 12 hours when you’re doing whatever you do at 12 pm
MushroomHead22 10 months ago
it does for me. you need to master the level of laziness i have achieved to fell this.
Pam Wilson-Walter 10 months ago
So true, I can fall asleep in 5 minutes on the couch - in bed 30 minutes!
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Alex Kreitner 10 months ago
Clearly from a generation who worried about the ramifications of their personal responsibility.
Fluffy the Demon 10 months ago
He's exactly the kind of person that SHOULD be a Spider-Person.
Robert Beveridge 10 months ago
Spider-gran, spider-gran, does whatever his back can stand
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 10 months ago
Because he was too lazy to do all that posing for each panel, Spider-Slacker never got his own comic book.
The same way the internet can be used for good or ill, it has certain advantages and disadvantages, too. According to Dr. Shpancer, the main one of the former is that it provides everyone with access to information, something that in the past was the domain of the privileged few. However, there are disadvantages, too, starting with the fact that it does not sort good from bad information. “And since bad information is easier to produce than good information, over time it comes to dominate the digital space, sewing confusion,” Prof. Shpancer noted.
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Nea 10 months ago
In my case- I have become completely resistant to real humans. I really think its gotten too far.
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cerinamroth 10 months ago
I have been freelance for 15 years. On Monday I start a new part-time job because translation is no longer viable. I have to actually be with people again. Answer phones. Do complicated counting and stuff. Pray for me!
Nadine Debard 10 months ago
I'm sorry, I send you my thoughts and prayers
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keyboardtek 10 months ago
Big upside: my daughter works from home a lot and gets to be with her dog.
Deth Invictus 10 months ago
Not trying to ruin everybody's introvert humour but I have personally been involved in helping the police break into an acquaintance's home because they hadn't been heard from in a while and didn't respond to the welfare check. They were found deceased in their own laundry room. They had been in that state for more than a few days. Please don't let this happen to you.
CP 10 months ago
For some people that is a downside. Humans are social animals. This isn't to say we should work more. We should work less hours and have more free time.
mikedtw 10 months ago
LIke what, Ms. Hogan? Do you mean saving the environment a bit by not needing to buy gas to get to / from work, and saving the wear and tear on a car? Or being safer for not having to be in heavy traffic 2x/day? Or saving money on clothes and food? Being healthier for not snacking all day at the machines? Saving our sanity by not having to deal directly with office politics, maybe?
Mommy Panda 10 months ago (edited)
I work from home 3 out of 4 workdays a week. I still feel like I have to go to the office far too often...
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turk 10 months ago
If you tell a woman you're against abortion and immigration, you've just told her you're a racist misogynist with no empathy. In other words, you're a Trump supporter. She should run. Fast and far.
Apatheist Account2 10 months ago
It's not necessarily racist. When the UK was in the EU, people were upset about immigration from Eastern Europe (who were largely Caucasian, like the majority in the UK). Immigration is a much more complicated issue than skin colour; indeed, different religions and cultures are presenting a bigger issue.
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FanDaPanda 10 months ago
I was on a date once. He was divorced from the mother of his child and told me they divorced "bc she wasnt trying hard enough to breastfeed and we were giving him formula too and it made me so mad she didnt care enough!" I stood up said "tell your ex wife i said 'whats up?'" And left. Ill never forget the size of the balls on such a miniscule man.
tw 72 10 months ago
Yeesh. So many red flags you can see them from space 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
First poster says women, second one says girl .... Interesting 🤔
XenoMurph 10 months ago
Where I'm from, older people call me "young lad, I'm 52. Until a female human is about 30, around here she's a "girl". "Girls night" can be a group of retired matronly grandmas out for a few proseccos. It MIGHT be misogynistic, but maybe not.
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Meagan Glaser 10 months ago
"Ugh, so political, all I did was tell her that I want to take away her rights to fundamentally essential healthcare and now she won't date me!"
Science Nerd 10 months ago
Why would be against immigration? Melania Trump should go back to Slovenia and Elon Musk to South Africa. Not that I would mind the latter. 😊
BeesEelsAndPups 10 months ago
While I agree on the "smart move" take, I disagree as to the cause of male loneliness. Men are not alone because we hate women. We are alone because we are not taught at a young age to put effort into our friendships with other men. You can be single and not be lonely. You can even be an incel and not be lonely. So long as you have a community of people with you (and not just randos online). I am a man who after I split from my ex I realized that I had put all of my effort into that failed relationship, and had neglected all of the my other relationships. I was quite lonely for a while, until I started getting involved with larger community groups. I decided then before I started dating again, I would first build up my own community of friends around me, and then work to maintain those friendships. Now I have a great community of like-minded people around me, and a girlfriend who understands the importance of those relationships as well. Just as her friends are important to her.
Blah Blah Blah 10 months ago
Absolutely astounding how many people think woman's body autonomy is about politics. Men's sperm has the same potential for life and a lot more of their sperm equate to life than 1 egg. But we don't ever hear anything about men jacking off and throwing it in the trash or washing it down the drain being a crime. F*****g b******t and has nothing to do with life and all about control, submission and the patriarchy.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago (edited)
I mean, Monty Python DID address this exact issue in the documentary "The Meaning of Life"...
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Aidan Pite 10 months ago
The first time I tried a bidet I was visiting for Christmas. She did not spring for the warm water model. I could hear them laughing at my shriek from two rooms away.
George D 10 months ago
Was in Japan recently. Heated toilet seat, warm air caressing your hiney as you receive a soothing warm stream of gentle water. My daughter's legs went numb because she wouldn't get off the toilet. If anybody out there is getting a house built make sure you put an outlet behind the toilet. Leaves open the option to get one of these game changers.
“Another advantage is that it allows people to connect where in the past they wouldn’t be able to, and helps maintain connections that would otherwise wither. A disadvantage is that it may reduce people’s reliance on face-to-face contact, which has unique psychological and social benefits,” Dr. Shpancer continued.
“Another advantage is that the abundance of available connections on the internet—for example, in online dating—may provide people with a rich array of options. The disadvantage here is that over-abundance is stressful for human beings, and tends to reduce our confidence and satisfaction in our decisions.”
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84tnqb5hcm 10 months ago (edited)
Darwin is thought to have had Cyclical Vomiting Syndrome, a condition that causes repeated attacks of nausea and vomiting, enough to make anyone miserable https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3892961/
geezeronthehill 10 months ago
Some think that he picked up a tropical disease on the Beagle voyage and never got it properly diagnosed or treated.
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Andrew Arons 10 months ago
Darwin was on the HMS Beagle from 1831 to 1836, during its trip around the world. I feel for the guy.
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Snowkit 10 months ago
My mom has restrictions but reasonable ones. Like I can do whatever I want as long as I do my homework first. Also I can watch what I want but she just makes sure it doesn’t have certain content first like nudity. I can play whatever I want on my Xbox. If a tv show does have some stuff, she watches it with me, as long as it not like extreme or anything, (like young Sheldon) and the. I can watch it in my own. As for music as long as it doesn’t have the f word than I can listen to it. Also no social media or YouTube (not even kids) because there was an incident where I saw some…stuff… in YouTube kids at a young age. We have a very good relationship though, I lover her so much and am very grateful and she lets me be free and is very understanding and supportive. She is even gone let me dye my hair if I show that I can take really good care of my hair and if I keep my grades up, then I can get this really cool thing where the side is shaved in like a punk style! (When I’m 15)
LA Murphy 10 months ago
Wtf. 9 pm bedtime? It's not even dark yet during summer. What a psychotic control freak c**t.
Nikole 10 months ago
That is absolutely insane. At 10 or 11 I went to bed at 10:30. I would watch a rerun of Night Court on my parents’ bedroom TV (they were watching something else downstairs) and then I’d go to sleep. I got awesome grades, was a National Merit Scholar, and went to a fantastic university. I will never understand crazy, controlling parents.
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Roger9er 10 months ago
And when they are old and needy, they ask themselves why their children never visit.
Blah Blah Blah 10 months ago
When will people learn teaching them is always better than sheltering and controlling. You don't have kids to control their lives you have to teach them and to realize it's THEIR life NOT yours! If you're this controlling (or religious bc they tend to come one and the same a lot of the time) you need therapy you've got issues!
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Robert T 10 months ago
BT's rude word checker says you can't have a phone line there.
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Mommy Panda 10 months ago
There's men in menstruation, menopause, mental problems; e.g., all womens problems start with men
BeesEelsAndPups 10 months ago (edited)
HAHA. Please understand that I am a latino man when I tell this story. I was sharing a cab with an English woman in Mexico City (we didn't know each other). She was trying to speak to the cabby and kept saying "no es el problemo" (notice the 'O' and the end of problem). I told her, sorry miss but it is "el problema". She asked "but if it is problemA, should it be la instead of el". So I say, "no, because like all problems, it might sound like a woman, but it's always a man". I think she learned a little Spanish that day ;)
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“Another advantage is that the internet raises work efficiency in many areas. A disadvantage is that as we become reliant on digital communication, records, and processes we also become more vulnerable to digital attacks, which may come from anywhere,” Dr. Shpancer continued. “My file cabinet may be burglarized only by local thieves. My digital data may be burglarized by thieves from anywhere in the world.”
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Apatheist Account2 10 months ago
Jimmy Carr, to large fellow-comedian Big Narstie: what's your favourite machine at the gym...vending?
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J W 10 months ago
You'll just look old but without as much of a smile. Better get puffy lips, too. Then you can look old without a smile and look like a blowdoll.
Enuya 10 months ago
I risk sounding likean old fart here, but most young-ish girls and women look far older because of botox and/or excessive makeup. I'd seen 17-20 year old girls looking like they're in their 30s due to this
Daria 10 months ago
But all botox does is freeze their face muscles so that they don't get smile lines. How does it make them look older?
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I wonder if a doctor that makes money of botox would really say something like that.
MushroomHead22 10 months ago
at that point, if you any braincells left, you get up and walk out.
Jan Moore 10 months ago
I got Bored injections for migraines, it did smooth out my forehead lines. That was an upside, the down side was that I got 24 injections in 5 minutes, actually in about 1.5 minutes. They hurt so much that I would practically break the bones in my husband's hand. The last couple of times I took a Silicon handle spoon to bite on because I was afraid I would break teeth, I clenched them so hard.
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
Or as we call in in uk lol TROUT POUT it looks ridiculous dint it 😂
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Debs 10 months ago
Once was on the phone with a person in a satellite office, trying to find out why they couldn't log into their computers, when I asked them to go to the server room, they told me they couldn't see anything in there because the power was out.
Igor914624 10 months ago
Had two maintenance guys cross the phases between two huge UPS units. The blew the fuses on both units. And there were no fuses to be found outside of Chicago. We are in Texas. They didn't bother to tell us what was going on, they just sat down in the break room and started eating. The whole group of server admins was sitting around waiting for them to resolve it, and we had upper management and the production staff chewing on our @sses to get it fixed. Needless to say, the director of our Group loudly chewed them out and told them to get the fuses here now. He didn't care if they had to come from a competitor. Needless to say, they lost the contract, and the competitor that actually stocked those fuses and brought full sets of them on calls got the contract. Even though they were more expensive.
Lew k 10 months ago
I once had a 40 minute argument with a doctoral programming instructor because the paste button wasn't lit up on a forum. He hadn't copied anything. Refused to copy anything just wanted to throw his PhD around and tell me how I didn't know what I was talking about. After I finally showed him he was wrong he complained to my boss that I was the a-hold.... rinse repeat for years and you end up jaded. I no longer work with customers because they turn me into an apartment a-hole.
Science Nerd 10 months ago
Many of my customers have Ph.D's and I have the occasional one who is hard to deal with However, the vast majority realize I have skills & knowledge that they don't have and that I make their work possible. If all of your customers think you're an a-hole, perhaps the problem is not with them.
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afia kooma 10 months ago
My father was a programmer who made a check in and hotel manager system. I, his 15 year old daughter at the time, had no problem being an IT tech at that time, because it was always the power cable or the screen being shut of. It was amazing
BookFanatic 10 months ago
I would rather have an IT person who's a jerk than one who has no idea how to do their job. Overhead projector wasn't working and I asked IT to look at it. Their response, "I don't know. Have you asked (name of their supervisor)?" Well, no, because A--they aren't here and B--that is literally part of your job. My boss had a chat with their boss after that.
Xerastraza Lecrutia 10 months ago
It took me two hours one day to get someone to open a browser and open a support tool to remote into the computer. And this person requires a laptop to do their job and makes 3x as much as I do. These are the reason we are angry people.
If there is one thing on the internet people should—and many arguably already do—take advantage of, it’s humor and the abundance of memes and other kinds of funny content that is shared online.
“People like to laugh,” Dr. Shpancer told Bored Panda. “Humor elevates mood, reduces stress, and delights our senses—particularly through the element of a pleasant surprise—and facilitates interpersonal connection.
“A genuine laugh can’t be willed, it has to be elicited, and we tend to feel closer to, and good about, those who elicit it for us. If we are both in on the joke, we both get it, then we are in essence allies. It feels good—and is also essential to our psychological health—to have genuine allies.”
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Verena 10 months ago
A lot of people do not realize that college (or university or school in general) is about learning and training the ability to understand correlation and causation and to trigger critical and investigative thinking. Learning how to get familiar with unknown facts.
Kat Alison 10 months ago
Education is a great advantage—it DOES teach you how to think. However, most employers do NOT want you to think. They want you to obey. If you’re intelligent, getting your first job after college will feel like being demoted back to middle school.
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David 10 months ago
the purpose of wanting a college degree is so they know you can sit i a chair for 4 years, doing assignments where half the people in charge of those assignments are idiot who will give you a bad grade if you do something correct rather than what they want. It shows them you will make a good cog in their machine
JustABored1 10 months ago
We only want people that spent $50,000 a year, for four years, and learned nothing!
Kat Alison 10 months ago
You do not need a degree, or even to be particularly smart, to do most USAian office jobs. You need a good grasp of Microsoft products, and the ability to conform completely to the most banal social expectations. That’s it. That’s all you need. I’ve been in the workforce for 38 years. I could have done most of the tasks of my various jobs when I was a high school student, as an after-school job.
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Huddo's sister 10 months ago
It's burning right now! But the top end is fine, it's just got a cyclone coming!
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Shannon Donnelly 10 months ago
You know, it’s not easy to make me grateful that I live in the US in the current climate, but these pics just rang that bell 😳 Thanks, Australia, for being absolutely terrifying
Hannah Phelan 10 months ago
Australia is awesome!! Come visit. I'm less frightened here - even though i stood on a snake yesterday - than I would be in America. Noone actually dies from snake bites, and only rarely from shark attacks. And we are safe from guns (mostly). And we're friendly and welcoming, and have so many types of incredible natural environments- which WILL NOT kill you.
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Panda Panda Bo Banda 10 months ago
The fact that you even have a spider season says everything you need to know about Australia
cj be like 10 months ago
Im just glad aussie is in the middle of the ocean so the animals have a very low chance of being able to make it all the way over to me on their own
Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Why do people hate spiders? they eat all the nasty bugs and cut down on the use of pesticides
Joe Reaves 10 months ago
In Australia? Because they can hurt you very badly (no one has died in quite a while because they have the antivenom but that won't mean you don't want to die)
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Mike Rodrick 10 months ago
Under the current administration, that's understandable.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 10 months ago
They made a 1989 movie about someone who did just that! (Young Einstein)
Bluonthefront 10 months ago
Being an anxious child is such a hoot. I heard about "kidnapping" when I was really young so asked what it was. My parents told me it was when bad people came and took children from their parents. My parents would go downstairs and watch TV after putting me to bed where I would be frozen with terror that kidnappers would come take me. I was the only person upstairs. My parents left out the part about kidnap victims needing to be uber-wealthy.
Jaya 10 months ago
Kidnap victims don't need to be wealthy, unfortunately. Kids can get kidnapped by pedophiles, and by women with mental issues who get obsessed with that child and want it to become their kid.
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Rocket Surgeon 10 months ago
I lowkey worry about putting salt on stuff in the frying pan because what if it breaks down into sodium and chlorine due to the heat? ...that has to be well over 1500F
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Snowkit 10 months ago
Same, but worse, I have THREE little siblings!!! So yeah, someone is sick every two weeks.
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PenguinEmp 10 months ago
I still think covid came from a preschool. It's not the ball pit at chuck e cheeses, nothing can survive in there
cerinamroth 10 months ago
At least I get better value for money. All the viruses but for only EUR 200 a month.
Nosirrow 10 months ago
I read most parents in stupid Holland work part time to spend more time with their toddlers.
Mommy Panda 10 months ago
From "stupid" Holland here, working 4 days a week so I can spend more time with my kids...
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Bored Retsuko 10 months ago (edited)
Pandas on "creepy men" posts: "yeah understandable that women are rude to strangers to protect themselves!!" Pandas on any other post: *let's downvote Nea to hell for saying this*
LA Murphy 10 months ago
NO, this was rude af and he clearly just asked a name. This b***h just assumed she was every mans wet dream.
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Kat Alison 10 months ago
If I were Samantha, I would have started by asking, “Who is this, please?” Nobody looks good in this scenario.
3muddypaws 10 months ago
To be fair to her, that could all have been avoided if the opening text had explained why they were texting. My response to an opener like that would probably be "Who wants to know?" Explain yourself otherwise it comes off as creepy.
Parmeisan 10 months ago
Meh, if the opening line is "I have Samantha's wallet" then of COURSE the answer is "yes that's me". You could maybe get them to prove it by remembering things that are in there but that's tricky; I'd probably just start out by asking the name too.
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Ryan Mercer 10 months ago (edited)
Women, would you rather a strange man slip into your DMs, or a bear?
Ryan Mercer 10 months ago
It might seem like a strange question, but bear with me.
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Riley Quinn 10 months ago
It's time women stopped using "I have a bf" excuse. You don't want to engage with creepy men. Period. No excuse necessary.
The Other Guest 10 months ago (edited)
Spoken like someone who has never had a guy not take "no" for an answer until they hear that their target is already taken. And before you say "just walk away," there are times when you cannot. See also: guys who think the cashier is flirting with them because she's required to be nice to the customers. (Edited to add missing word)
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Auntriarch 10 months ago
To be fair, I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation if I were the Dr either
Michael Largey 10 months ago
A good physician will always take a gander at his patient's medical history.
Kelly H. Wilder 10 months ago
McQuacken? (Do geese quack? I thought they honked, but I could easily be wrong.)
Load More Replies... Bart 10 months ago (edited)
Imagine getting attacked by a swarm of bees next... And staying alive off course...
Deborah 10 months ago
I got attacked by a swarm of wasps on my balcony last August.
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Shannon Donnelly 10 months ago
Oh, the fun I would have if I were attacked by geese!! I’m sure it wasn’t funny for her at the time, but after…? I’d inflate that story to the level of the killer bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nilsen 10 months ago
You don't have to exagerate (much) if it was Canada geese. They are vicious!
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 10 months ago
Clearly didn’t take place in England, staff here don’t have time to read your medical records!
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howdylee 10 months ago
I've learned that when I was in college, my only responsibility was my classes and my self. (I was fortunate enough to not need a job at the same time.) Now I have a job, a husband, kids, a house, pets, etc etc... I have soooo many more things demanding my time & attention, and that's the trouble... my mental bandwidth is over capacity.
Nikole 10 months ago
I don’t have a husband or kids, but I totally hear that. In college it was like, I am responsible for this small and specific set of things. Now I’m 44.
Load More Replies... Nosirrow 10 months ago
I keep having a dream I'm about to graduate from college but I ignored my philosophy lectures. Maybe it's bc the last 5-6 years of secondary education I didn't even pretend to do anything in Physics and Chemistry classes.
Suby 10 months ago
Yeah, right before finishing my degree, I kept dreaming I was missing an undergraduate history class, and it would make the whole thing invalid. I wasn't even a history major. :-)
Load More Replies... White Sauce Hot Sauce 10 months ago (edited)
Because someone else made that schedule for you and you had no other options.
Laura Parker 10 months ago
I’m retired now, and if I have one appointment, I freak out and won’t go anywhere else because It’s such a busy week!’
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robin aldrich 10 months ago
And have a prayer circle over your children??? LOL
Load More Replies... turk 10 months ago
I discovered that in Europe, many countries have co-ed bathrooms. And no one gives even a smidgeon of a damn.
KatSaidWhat 10 months ago
As long as you get it in the bowl and nowhere else, we good. That applies to every single genital out there.
Blaze Onyx 10 months ago
Just sent this to my boyfriend (both of us are trans) and told him we need these
keyboardtek 10 months ago
Putting that sticker on the entrance door would keep out all the MAGA jerks. Maybe even the Christian Fascists too.
funnybunny 10 months ago (edited)
christians are fascists? how does that work? I'm a Catholic and I sure am no fascist
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Dan St John 10 months ago
MAGA will stick their head in the bowl, to make sure it's really safe.
BookFanatic 10 months ago
I am not trans. But I might be tempted to get these stickers if I were.
The Doom Song 10 months ago
They are pretty cool. I'd start sticking them on everything!
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ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
🤣🤣🤣 omgosh I'm sleep deprived. This can't be as funny as I think it is now ..
Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago
David lost his ID. The last two letters of David are "ID" - therefore, David is now David without the id on the end, hence "Dav".
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Jack Smith 10 months ago
That graph can't be correct, us Americans pay a lot more for medical care than anyone else in the world.....unless... we Americans are a bunch of morons and suckers for allowing this to go on... Someone get Luigi mangione on the line I gotta figure this thing out!
Parmeisan 10 months ago (edited)
There's a fun graph that shows life expectancy per dollar spent on health care and hoo boy you Americans are losing like MAD on that one. You're spending about 5x as much as the cluster of other countries with the same expectancy. I'm sorry things are so rough there. (https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/life-expectancy-vs-health-expenditure)
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Richard Smith 10 months ago
As an American with c**p healthcare and no retirement...I, too, look forward to an earlier death.
WonderWoman 10 months ago
Life, quality of life, friendliness, willingness to help others, the list is long. USA has been brainwashed to think they are better than everyone else, but they are not, not by a long shot, they elected a convicted felon and rapist. USA has NOTHING to be proud of in 2025
Teutonic Disaster 10 months ago
I'd wager any given car model that was simultaneously produced in a Canadian plant and a US-american one had better build quality when it came from north of the border.
Parmeisan 10 months ago
We're finding out with this possible trade war that most North American cars have parts that go across the border several times before final assembly. So I'm not sure there are many examples of purely Canadian car-maker or purely American.
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JustABored1 10 months ago
Free Healthcare! Because not being afraid to go to the doctor's office because it might bankrupt you seems like a better product to me.
Betsy S 10 months ago
Just to clarify: INCLUDED health care. It's not free. Our taxes cover it so every single person is cared for, regardless of their work, income or health status. And the USians think our taxes must be exorbitant to cover it, but they are not. Mostly because our health care is NOT FOR PROFIT, so we don't gouge prices on the backs of the poor. Our health insurance pays the medical providers what the medical procedures actually cost, not adding several hundred percent profit to it for shareholders. FOR PROFIT health care is just beyond the pale.
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cerinamroth 10 months ago
Even more so in Germany, although my district does have number plates starting with SE so we have a lot of SE:XY cars around here. People will do what they can!
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Doug Moyer 10 months ago
Of course they are edible. You can easily eat them and your body will digest them. That doesn't mean that you SHOULD eat them. Many things are edible...
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
When I was a kid, I was one of the "class clown" types who did weird things to amuse my friends. I would eat Starburst candies with the waxed-paper wrapper still on them. Definitely edible... digestible? Not so much XD
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Joanne Hudson 10 months ago
Define "edible". Will it kill you, make you sick? Choke you? I wouldn't order them in a restaurant, but they don't do harm.
Rocket Surgeon 10 months ago
You ate them and didn't suffer ill effects. Seems pretty edible to me.
Glen Ellyn 10 months ago
Reminds me of the time a few weeks ago, my granddaughter was easting a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. She had removed the foil wrapper, but missed removing the paper liner. After chewing for a bit, she remarked that part of it tasted weird. I had her spit it into my hand and then told her that it wasn't weird chocolate - it was paper. 🤭
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Nuku Nyara 10 months ago
In certain elevators you can push the close button twice quickly and it causes it to immediately close. https://youtu.be/oHf1vD5_b5I?si=CiLVLsiV5Ut9Ghz7
cogadh 10 months ago
In a lot of elevators, the button actually does nothing, it's just there to provide a psychological release. Same is true for some crosswalk buttons in major cities.
Load More Replies... Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Whenever I see people rushing for anything I think get up 15 minutes earlier you dope. Sometimes they are so rude with their rushing I have to say it out loud
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
Trump IS dong, you're right about that much.
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Doug Moyer 10 months ago
Engineer here. Coding is secondary to what I do so every line comes from ChatGPT. My idiot savant assistant.
Load More Replies... Igor914624 10 months ago
Professional sysadmin here. Everyone in IT googles stuff. Half of being a good IT pro is being good at internet searches. You can't know all the answers. There is stuff that I have done a hundred times over my career that I still have to google for the syntax because I don't remember that level of detail.
KatSaidWhat 10 months ago
"Helpdesk tell you to restart your computer so they have time to google your issue" - source: our IT Director.
Load More Replies... Robert T 10 months ago
Back when I was learning C++ there was no Google. You referred to the ARM (Annotated Reference Manual), otherwise known as "The Bible".
FanDaPanda 10 months ago
It wasnt a thing when i was in school either. If someone told you something followed by "i swear to God!" You just had to believe them. We were the generation saying Marilyn Manson removed some ribs and you dont have to wait for your bus for more than 10 mins bc school legally cancels for you.
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Billo66 10 months ago
I love to be able to view source on webpages. I used to learn so much from that when learning html.
Apatheist Account2 10 months ago
This is why I didn't want to learn Q or R. Way too many results returned. With Python, however, the extraneous results can lead to amusement (and if you don't know, the language was named after the comedians).
Tim Douglass 10 months ago
As a certified old guy this makes me both sad and jealous. When I was a programmer we were inventing the web. I had a whole shelf of language reference manuals (worked simultaneously in 5 different languages). We spent ridiculous amounts of time trying to figure out how to use those weird functions that weren't described beyond their name and parameters. It was a wild and unruly time in the computer industry. I left the industry in 1998 - ironically the year that Google search launched.
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The person leveling NYC 10 months ago
This person really didn’t like the British Invasion did they
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keyboardtek 10 months ago
My friend Dave told me about his piano lesson experience. After a couple of months of lessons, the teacher called his mom and said "Dave shows a lot of interest in the piano, but does not seems to be improving at all. How often is he practicing?" Dave's mom answered, "Oh, we don't own a piano!"
cogadh 10 months ago
See, I did have parents who did that kind of thing, but now my hobbies are considered childish by some. LEGO camp was still awesome.
Child of the Stars 10 months ago
My kids are D&D nerds because their dad and I are 🤷♀️
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I suspect that part of the reason you have no hobbies is because you're worried about whether or not you have talent. You can suck at things. You have my permission. ;) Especially hobbies - nobody even has to know! Just try a bunch of things until you find something you enjoy. Maybe in 10 years you'll be talented, but it doesn't really matter - at least in 10 years you'll have 10 years of doing something you enjoyed.
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Serial pacifist 10 months ago
Dude, you are Canadian. Your friends can take the risk, you have healthcare - that is, unless you get liberated by the US.
KatSaidWhat 10 months ago
Mate - I have NHS but am not risking slipping a disc even for pork belly and a bottle of whiskey. Bollox to that.
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Divado 10 months ago
8 years and counting and I STILL haven't unpacked all the stupid boxes. I HATE moving!!!
Tom Brincefield 10 months ago
17 years. But I'm finally putting up the bookcases to fit the books.
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Nadia D 10 months ago
Oh my, I’ve decided to did exactly that last time. Got two huuuuuuge and bulky guys who were constantly whining that the bed I bought is too heavy and uncomfortable to bear and trying to be as slow as possible to make me pay for an extra hour. I’ve got pissed, canceled the movers, disassembled the bed and put it to the entrance all by myself then asked a delivery guy to help and got it all done in 40 minutes. Apparently 40+ unfit women are much stronger than two professional movers nowadays. Prolly the ecology. Not sure what to do the next time I’d need to move something heavy 🙂
Dan St John 10 months ago
Do you think Canada would adopt the three west coast states after we secede?
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Tom Brincefield 10 months ago
8n the state of Ohio, by decree of the Ohio State Supreme Court, boneless wings may contain bone.
Panda Panda Bo Banda 10 months ago
It's not a masculinity thing, but boneless wings really are a travesty
PokemonPengu 9 months ago
No, its called not wanting to play the how bad can I be at small talk game for 25 minutes. Dont get me wrong, I don't mind bone in or boneless, but I will always order boneless if I ask the waiter and they say there will be a time difference
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robin aldrich 10 months ago (edited)
Oh no we said it until we found out American made products are more expensive...soooo...we didn't mean it.. and I'm addressing manufactured goods not fast food restaurants
Load More Replies... LooseSeal's $10 Banana 10 months ago
But what if Mexico can make a better product? Perhaps we should all do what we do best and trade with each other so that everyone gets the best of everything. I think I might be on to something here.
Multa Nocte 10 months ago
If you are an American you can get deported for this sort of radical speech. ;-)
Load More Replies... LA Murphy 10 months ago
A*****e Americans voted for an authoritarian because gasoline and eggs went up a bit. Selfish, short sighted, fat, lazy, morons.
pfeils wife 10 months ago
Just wait until they can't get any fresh produce.. Somehow it'll be Joe's fault.
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R.C. 10 months ago
Unfortunately, unless the government legislates how much over cost a business is allowed to sell something for, a living wage will be unattainable. Greedy companies will always pass the higher wage on to their customers/product thus increasing cost of living. I worked in retail for 2 minimum wage increases in Ontario and within 3 months of those increases corporate sent new price labels, increasing the price of every product in that store.
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April Pickett 10 months ago
Watch how Trump and Musk do it. They are past masters of this strategy. Of course, you'll get fired if you do it and it's about either of them.
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FreeTheUnicorn 10 months ago
Oscar has repeatedly explained he loves his trash can, that's where grouches live, just like Big Bird has a nest. A character who has lost their home or is without a home for any reason is very different.
Wintermute 10 months ago
In the US that counts as a studio apartment and costs $1450/mo plus utilities.
Floeckchen 10 months ago
Like the tents in Harry Potter or the Tsrdis from Dr. Who his trash can is much bigger on the inside
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Pedantic Panda 10 months ago
But nothing got to do with polar bears, just Ursa Major and Minor
TotallyNOTAFox 10 months ago
Arriving at the north pole first: "I think we should call it No Penguins" - "WTF is a penguin?"
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Panda Panda Bo Banda 10 months ago (edited)
Somebody tell that to Coca-Cola. They still have polar bears playing with penguins in their ads.
For All Pedernity 10 months ago
Wrong. 'Antarctica' means the opposite of the 'Arctic', as in on the other side of.
CJ Vee 9 months ago
I don’t know why this was downvoted. “Antarctica’s name means opposite to the Arctic.” https://www.britannica.com/place/Antarctica
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Shannon Donnelly 10 months ago
I’ve decided to not be recognized as a human today if this is what is required 🤨
Jan Hyde 10 months ago
I never get these right. And usually just resign myself to the fact I'm never logging in. The irony is that a robot would 100% do a better job
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Lauren Matal (LaubenMafal) 10 months ago
yes came to say "the wyld stallions!"
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phantomhit 10 months ago
Man I've never even met you and I already know were gonna be best friends
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karen snyder 10 months ago
Meanwhile on Bored Panda, I literally was interrupted twice trying to post this one sentence. And had to hit the zit sized x ten times
CF 10 months ago
Use duckduckgo to read BP and no ads or pop-ups. Its been great, not a single one since I started using it about 2 weeks ago!
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Dragons Exist 10 months ago
The fact that the BP popups are like this is the only reason I haven't quit this site
John O'Donnell 10 months ago
I have to use a blocker because every pop up freezes the site on my phone. That’s why they brought in premium, because they couldn’t be bothered to fix it.
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Nea 10 months ago
I am convinced I have anxiety and OCD because I have to think for too many people myself. Its like 100 people thinking for other 900 who dont wanna use their brains.
Bob Connely 10 months ago
Makes me wonder what the heck they're saving 'em for...
Load More Replies... pfeils wife 10 months ago
VW Panda - WHY ARE YOU HERE? Please take your anger & misery to twitter, where it belongs.
Joanne Earle 10 months ago
I walk fast! Always have! I have short legs and had to keep up w/ my friends! Also I went to college and worked in several cities.
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Jaya 10 months ago
It'd be even worse if the husband went "Meh, not really my type" *swipes left*
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Michelle C 10 months ago
That’s one way to catch someone cheating! Wow! I hope he got his act together.
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Shannon Donnelly 10 months ago
She will never let her parents forget that they told her numerous times that there were no monsters.
MushroomHead22 10 months ago
her dad probably to comfort her before finding the bees saying "theres no monster" then when they find out its 60,000 bees he's probably just like "see. it wasn't monsters. just 60,000 bees"
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ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
So I tried to vacuum up glass from hardwood floor a few months ago thinking it'd be easier than sweeping. The noise it made sounded terrible.... and super messed up the floor. Now I know. 🤓
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Since you're a human, this will happen again. Use a folded, damp paper towel and pat the tiny shards of glass next time.
Load More Replies... Love my fur baby 10 months ago
A piece of bread works really well. Just read it 2 weeks ago and used last week.
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Nea 10 months ago
That’s fine, people are pretty accepting of delusional behaviour these days.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago (edited)
Day before Christmas I went to buy some groceries and needed some frozen hash browns. Finally find them and am trying to find the style I need and this arm reaches right in front of me and takes the last two. She gave me the shittíest look. Freaking unreal! Then I went to an end cap where they had a full shelf of what I needed... Fortunately.
Auntriarch 10 months ago
Lady handing out samples thinking "What a polite person. Hanging like the hanging gardens of Babylon, but still polite"
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Panda-sized Potato 10 months ago
Who needs repeat customers when you can constantly roll over new ones.
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Michael Largey 10 months ago
I once found myself in bed with the woman my girlfriend left me for. The sex was so-so, but the note comparing was fantastic!
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Auntriarch 10 months ago
After having thrown out of the kitchen anyone who came in to ask if you needed any help
Load More Replies... Natalie Kelsey 10 months ago
Sounds like Jaime Lee Curtis in The Bear. Best holiday episode of any show ever
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aubergine10003 10 months ago
Yes, this is what separates a bodega from a deli. Exactly this. #newyorker
Load More Replies... keyboardtek 10 months ago
I am from Buffalo. Our friends moved to Brooklyn. They said what they missed the most was a huge well stocked grocery store. I eventually understood when we went to buy cold cuts and had to drive many miles to a deli where we waited in a jammed crowd of a hundred people to get to the counter to order the meats.
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Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago
Thanks 😀 - the joke's not obvious when you speak my brand of English. It's always nice when someone takes the trouble to explain this sort of thing.
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René Sauer 10 months ago
In germany there is a candy, which is a mint hard candy filled with a semi-liquid chocolate core.
Bewitched One 10 months ago
If I send you money can you mail me some and some other German chocolates 🤤🤤 I was born in Würzburg and my mom got me some “German chocolates” for my birthday one year but I don’t think they were really from there. Had a that waxy American coating/taste lol
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Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago
Sometimes the humour goes whooshing by over my head. In this case, I reckon it's about 10,000 feet up. Can anyone explain?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I believe it's a reference to the fact that many toothpastes are "mint"-flavored. So some people will say "Eww, MINT ice cream? That tastes like TOOTHPASTE!" simply because it shares mint flavorings with toothpaste. But the ice cream is sweetened and doesn't really taste like toothpaste, even though both might be minty XD
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turk 10 months ago
Mine had a cassette shaped adapter for the car. I could drive over probably two or three bumps before it started skipping. I was styling!
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 10 months ago
... i thought it was those circle hoovers. Forgot the name. Brain fart
afia kooma 10 months ago
This is even a newer one with shock stabelizer. The first few years you had to carry it like a plate full of water, or mess up your CDs
Inigo Montoya 10 months ago
Ha! That is ancient tech. You should check out my cutting-edge portable DVD player with built-in VGA display!
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ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
OMG! I did this on Monday! I'm actually scheduled to have surgery end of March and told my manager expecting to get in trouble and she says, you can't be a good employee if you're in pain. Like wtf. A normal person.
Multa Nocte 10 months ago (edited)
You have found the holy grail if you live in the US.
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Ria C. 10 months ago
I had 2 surgeries in 2023 and a sprained ankle. The first 2 incidents i was able to take a couple of PTO days just because I didn't actually work but the rest I was allowed to work from home by choice and I was out a week each time. The 3rd and last I was out for a month full pay and didn't have to take any PTO, got to use that for Christmas break.
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Inigo Montoya 10 months ago
Wait...they died the cut -off hair? Or the hair remaining on her head?
Lydia Betts 10 months ago
The remaining hair on her head, they didn't literally cut off all her hair, she just got it cut really short.
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Auntriarch 10 months ago
Did I mention that I'm retiring on 7th April? I did? A couple of times, you say?
UKGrandad 10 months ago
Congratulations. You get to join the 'busier than I've ever been' club. But it's OK; you'll be busy doing things that you actually want to be doing.
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Laura Gillette 10 months ago
This nihilistic blue star was my two year old's favorite part of this movie. He kept asking for "blue star" every time the blue star was not on the screen. "Where is blue star?" "I want blue star!" "More blue star!" He had no idea what the blue star was saying. Or maybe he did and I had an exceptionally precocious, though cynical, toddler.
Tim Douglass 10 months ago
Ten years ago I calculated that I could retire in 15 years. Now, after a decade of hard work and savings I am at last proud to say that I can retire in 15 years!
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Frunkadunk 10 months ago
I don't know if I appreciate your "grass isn't always greener" argument, right now. lol
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Russ Kincade 10 months ago
I miss the days when conversations ended with "bye" instead of "well, I'm in the driveway now".
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halazia 10 months ago
His profile is like a riddle or a quiz you have to solve to understand what it says 🤣💀
cerinamroth 10 months ago (edited)
If you're British and have worked with people with poor spelling, it's easy: "Love our country, love our Nige (Nigel Farage), hate woke and foreigners, simple as". Looks like his love of a Full English will soon be his undoing so at least there's that.
Load More Replies... Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 10 months ago
He looks like hes genuinely choking and it's giving me anxiety lol
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Forrest Hobbs 10 months ago
Yeah, but if you're not clued up on manga, you're going to be clueless. That's Luffy's hat - from the manga series One Piece: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_D._Luffy
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A dude who likes to drum 10 months ago
Omg I don’t even do this on just the bus though. I do this E V E R Y W H E R E. I literally do this when I stop walking sometimes.
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Daman dan 10 months ago (edited)
Probably wasnt a big deal back then either, but the old CRT's did emit far more x-rays than modern displays
Doug Moyer 10 months ago
That's common knowledge but not actually true. They were shielded.
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Nosirrow 10 months ago
The funny part of the lockdown was witnessing the extraverts being dramatic. Oh, you couldn't see your pals face to face? And you survived?
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ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
I'd be more worried about what he did after he got back in the cockpit TBH
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A dude who likes to drum 10 months ago
I think he changed something about where the gas comes out to make it look like a star.
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karen snyder 10 months ago
Ok, so "addict" and "addicted" are some how offensive enough to censor? This s**t is getting really f**ked up. What's next? Cramps? Vomiting? Crack smoking? Seriously, it's just silly and useless.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I am NOT defending BP (as I also find the stuff they censor to be a little ludicrous) but it's not directly "their" fault (so to speak), it's from the pressure from the companies that pay to advertise on their site. Those companies don't want to risk that words like addict, drúgs, knób, äss, änus, díck, kíll, suícide, sèx, etc. might be "associated" with their company, if they bought ad space on a site that allowed those words uncensored. It's silly because it ends up censoring legitimate words like knób - which are the things one uses to pull drawers out - but oh no! it's also an insult in the UK! gotta ban it! And Díck, which is an old-school and completely legitimate nickname/short form for the name Richard, but again! Oh noes! Can't have that word on a site where car companies or makeup companies advertise, because people might associate the word "díck" with their company if they see their advert and the word "díck" on the same webpage! It's ludicrous, but it's why it happens.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I can usually eat one slice's crust and then I'm done with the crusts XD Then again, I can only eat 3 slices of pizza max these days, or else heartburn and a near-death experience on the toilet later on. When I was a teenager, I could eat an entire large pizza by myself. I miss the good ol' days.
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justagirl 10 months ago
honestly? pretty well excecuted. I genuinely can't tell which one is the original guy.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
I think left is pre-transition, but totally guessing. Or is it just one of those apps that can mod your gender?
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ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
I totally forgot the theme of this by the time I got to the end.... 😽
Kat Alison 10 months ago
i think it sucks that you have to get premium to read the whole thing.
Nancy Beck 10 months ago
I thought most of these were funny, but I am old and maybe don't understand.
WubiDubi 10 months ago
*Miglė. Unless you meant the chocolates and not the author.
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Sanfransweety 10 months ago (edited)
One thing I've noticed about being a mother and employee alike- people mostly notice what you do when it doesn't get done
Dan St John 10 months ago
I find it more humorous when people try to mock people and end up mocking themselves.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
I totally forgot the theme of this by the time I got to the end.... 😽
Kat Alison 10 months ago
i think it sucks that you have to get premium to read the whole thing.
Nancy Beck 10 months ago
I thought most of these were funny, but I am old and maybe don't understand.
WubiDubi 10 months ago
*Miglė. Unless you meant the chocolates and not the author.
Load More Replies... Sanfransweety 10 months ago (edited)
One thing I've noticed about being a mother and employee alike- people mostly notice what you do when it doesn't get done
Dan St John 10 months ago
I find it more humorous when people try to mock people and end up mocking themselves.
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