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It's no secret that Americans do things a little differently from the rest of the world. But, as the first European colony to win independence, they've had lots of time to form the unique identity we associate with them today. So let's take a few moments to celebrate all the quirky and ridiculous little things that make the USA what it is, even if we still fail to understand them.
When the United States broke away from the rest of the European world in 1783 following the American Revolutionary War, a cultural shift began that is still developing today. Though the lands we now know as America mostly share a history of British occupation, tea and crumpets have long been replaced by coffee and donuts. America has given the world countless gifts, such as rock music, groundbreaking cinema, and New York City - in fact, it's probably the most culturally recognizable place on Earth. Still, for those of us on the outside looking in, the United States sometimes seems like a bit of a circus.
Scroll down to see some of America's funniest moments on Tumblr and how the rest of the world reacted. Don't take it personally, though - we've still got love for Yankee Land! (h/t)
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DhampireHEK 7 years ago
At 18 you can be married, drive a car, go into huge debt, vote, and die for your country but you're not responsible enough to buy beer. *Face Palm*
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Galeanthropy2017 7 years ago
How does one fry coke or lemonade? Or a margarita? Or liquids in general?
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Helping Panda 7 years ago
Oh my god, you guys should look up which countries rely overwhelmingly on nuclear power. The US is actually way behind many countries in Europe!
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DhampireHEK 7 years ago
I'm not sure if I should laugh at the joke or cry because this guy is serious....
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Bronwen Harris 7 years ago
Yeah, but the real problem here is some a$$hole took pictures of people just to make fun of them.
Jennie Sapherson 7 years ago
Especially as some of them may have a physical disability, such as the woman who fell. Don't judge until you know the reason why.
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pusheen buttercup 7 years ago
This is offensive. You can't know every single person there. Some people have severe medical conditions that can cause weight gain or other circumstances. They at least have the courage to go out instead of giving up. The person who made this should be ashamed for making fun of those who are struggling.
Rogue Hater 7 years ago
Why do poverty stricken towns have no insanely obese people... you don't just get fat it happens because you eat.
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David Fooks 7 years ago
At first I felt bad for the lady who'd fallen over, but when I saw the Mariokart banana, I died laughing. Terrible. 😂
Kira Thesloth 7 years ago
It's easy for security guards to get fat. It's an after retirement career for most, and a lot of places I've worked just have them ride golf carts to patrol all night.
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FAKENAME FAKENAME 7 years ago
They should have to walk. Also a burger should be dangled in front of them
Dave Roger 7 years ago
Because typically people will eat the cheapest, most long lasting, processed foods. In the US, those tend to be incredibly unhealthy. Many people don't understand how to eat well and the obesity epidemic is the result.
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Mr.Fly 7 years ago
I find it hilarious that there are some offended Americans in the comments. :D
Dave Roger 7 years ago
You can always count on some Americans believing, still, that this is the best USA #1 country in the world and getting upset when someone dares to believe otherwise.
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Here to Troll 7 years ago
Easily half of the U.S. agrees with you, Hayley. Unfortunately, the lower the IQ here, the more vocal they are, and the more convinced that they are always right, and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
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person (i think) 7 years ago
jeez. it is 2:15 in the morning and i am sitting in the dark loudly cackling to myself at these instead of going to bed
NellyWish 7 years ago
I'm sorry, maybe I missed something important, but how did the comments zone in a post about a website "roasting" Americans turn into a war zone? I mean, it's meant to be funny, and not a political thing. If you're offended, chances are you're pretty fired up about politics right now. So please, take your angry energy elsewhere. Thanks.
irina are 7 years ago
y'all. the best thing about America is that whenever you hear an "eagle scream" it's not an eagle. it's a red-tailed hawk. eagles sound like ridiculous clucking nonsense.
Jim Ellington 4 years ago
Your momma's a red-tailed hawk, after last night. ;P
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Timothy Gillette 4 years ago
As an American id like to say that I find these all hilarious, the more “offensive” the funnier😂
Jim Ellington 4 years ago
The U.S. may not be the best place to live, but it is still the richest and most powerful nation in the world, by far. I can see how it could be easy to get jealous.
Donn breh 3 years ago
i live in ireland and ireland is actually richer. I dont know how lad. sorry to say boy.
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Court Court Thomas 7 years ago
I found this so funny 😂😂😂 MY fellow Americans that got offended need to lighten up 😂
Ben Birds 7 years ago
This is all true haha only one think missing The rest of the world 2+2=4 USA 2+2= 23 The rest of the world haha dumb a*s
truK nelhE 7 years ago
2+2= 22 in the U.S.A. At least that is what I was taught in our public schools.
Load More Replies... Tasha Duncan 6 years ago
That one moment someone calls you a Brit because you don’t act like an American. Anyway, this is unfortunately true for 98% of Americans at least. People get so strung up on the “America First” ideology and believe that it’s the best country ever. Canada, taking into consideration how pacifistic the country seems to be, has beaten the US in combat before. That speaks volumes. The US never was and frankly will probably never be the best.
thomas frix 7 years ago
don't like America move to a 3rd world country see how you like it there
Hannah Matusiak 7 years ago
I am American, and I find this hilarious!!! I love this, and it is so true. Ahh, I miss watching Bill Nye.
Ben Sample 7 years ago
What's the difference between america and yogurt, yogurt will develop a culture if u leave it alone for 200 years lmao that s**t was awesome.
Hannah Sherman 7 years ago
The only thing that upset me is the fact that they had to bring an animal into this. Eagles are amazing and beautiful even if the people in my country are the complete opposite.
Laura Grosvenor 7 years ago
I would be insulted... If these weren't true. Sadly, pathetically...true.
Élisabeth Limoges 7 years ago
So true and funny. I'm Canadian and being neighbours with THAT is like taking care of your yard house, making it pretty and welcoming to everyone and your neighbours is a junkyard with xenophobic and homophobic signs everywhere that yell at everyone. Make your f*****g wall but not just between 'murica and mexico but all around, you don't know from where the enemy will come ! ( And we just have to fill the giant bowl with water after that to make the world a better place to live )
Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
I love this post.... But when these ignorant SOB's who don't even know what the Alamo is and thinks they mean alimony... JESUS F*****G CHRIST!!! No wonder the world laughs at us. I suck at math, but I know who fought in the American Civil War, hell, a kid in France knows who fought in the American civil war. IT WAS OURSELVES for those of you scratching you heads. I know I just pissed a s**t load of you off. GOOD!! AND NO, the siege of the Alamo was not during the Civil War. Know who John Wayne is? Look it up. I'm a 34 year old heterosexual female. Suck it!!!!
Donn breh 3 years ago
umm. lad. you may of fought England. But us IRISH people battered the entirety of Britain.
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Hannah Dade 7 years ago
#38 lmao. My high school actually did print out giant posters of its athletes and hang them up. Pretty creepy.
Nikita Otto 7 years ago
Caitlyn, and 187 or so other countries are also free. Don't kid yourself or take things so seriously.
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Dave Roger 7 years ago
This is sheer and willful ignorance. To think that anyone criticizing the US has to be envious is nothing short of stupid.
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Dave Roger 7 years ago
I find it interesting that regressive conservatives claim to be the party of patriotism, yet they helped elect a guy running a campaign of how much this country sucks.
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Mr.Fly 7 years ago
I find it hilarious that there are some offended Americans in the comments. :D
Dave Roger 7 years ago
You can always count on some Americans believing, still, that this is the best USA #1 country in the world and getting upset when someone dares to believe otherwise.
Load More Replies... Here to Troll 7 years ago
Easily half of the U.S. agrees with you, Hayley. Unfortunately, the lower the IQ here, the more vocal they are, and the more convinced that they are always right, and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
Load More Replies... person (i think) 7 years ago
jeez. it is 2:15 in the morning and i am sitting in the dark loudly cackling to myself at these instead of going to bed
NellyWish 7 years ago
I'm sorry, maybe I missed something important, but how did the comments zone in a post about a website "roasting" Americans turn into a war zone? I mean, it's meant to be funny, and not a political thing. If you're offended, chances are you're pretty fired up about politics right now. So please, take your angry energy elsewhere. Thanks.
irina are 7 years ago
y'all. the best thing about America is that whenever you hear an "eagle scream" it's not an eagle. it's a red-tailed hawk. eagles sound like ridiculous clucking nonsense.
Jim Ellington 4 years ago
Your momma's a red-tailed hawk, after last night. ;P
Load More Replies... Timothy Gillette 4 years ago
As an American id like to say that I find these all hilarious, the more “offensive” the funnier😂
Jim Ellington 4 years ago
The U.S. may not be the best place to live, but it is still the richest and most powerful nation in the world, by far. I can see how it could be easy to get jealous.
Donn breh 3 years ago
i live in ireland and ireland is actually richer. I dont know how lad. sorry to say boy.
Load More Replies... Court Court Thomas 7 years ago
I found this so funny 😂😂😂 MY fellow Americans that got offended need to lighten up 😂
Ben Birds 7 years ago
This is all true haha only one think missing The rest of the world 2+2=4 USA 2+2= 23 The rest of the world haha dumb a*s
truK nelhE 7 years ago
2+2= 22 in the U.S.A. At least that is what I was taught in our public schools.
Load More Replies... Tasha Duncan 6 years ago
That one moment someone calls you a Brit because you don’t act like an American. Anyway, this is unfortunately true for 98% of Americans at least. People get so strung up on the “America First” ideology and believe that it’s the best country ever. Canada, taking into consideration how pacifistic the country seems to be, has beaten the US in combat before. That speaks volumes. The US never was and frankly will probably never be the best.
thomas frix 7 years ago
don't like America move to a 3rd world country see how you like it there
Hannah Matusiak 7 years ago
I am American, and I find this hilarious!!! I love this, and it is so true. Ahh, I miss watching Bill Nye.
Ben Sample 7 years ago
What's the difference between america and yogurt, yogurt will develop a culture if u leave it alone for 200 years lmao that s**t was awesome.
Hannah Sherman 7 years ago
The only thing that upset me is the fact that they had to bring an animal into this. Eagles are amazing and beautiful even if the people in my country are the complete opposite.
Laura Grosvenor 7 years ago
I would be insulted... If these weren't true. Sadly, pathetically...true.
Élisabeth Limoges 7 years ago
So true and funny. I'm Canadian and being neighbours with THAT is like taking care of your yard house, making it pretty and welcoming to everyone and your neighbours is a junkyard with xenophobic and homophobic signs everywhere that yell at everyone. Make your f*****g wall but not just between 'murica and mexico but all around, you don't know from where the enemy will come ! ( And we just have to fill the giant bowl with water after that to make the world a better place to live )
Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
I love this post.... But when these ignorant SOB's who don't even know what the Alamo is and thinks they mean alimony... JESUS F*****G CHRIST!!! No wonder the world laughs at us. I suck at math, but I know who fought in the American Civil War, hell, a kid in France knows who fought in the American civil war. IT WAS OURSELVES for those of you scratching you heads. I know I just pissed a s**t load of you off. GOOD!! AND NO, the siege of the Alamo was not during the Civil War. Know who John Wayne is? Look it up. I'm a 34 year old heterosexual female. Suck it!!!!
Donn breh 3 years ago
umm. lad. you may of fought England. But us IRISH people battered the entirety of Britain.
Load More Replies... Hannah Dade 7 years ago
#38 lmao. My high school actually did print out giant posters of its athletes and hang them up. Pretty creepy.
Nikita Otto 7 years ago
Caitlyn, and 187 or so other countries are also free. Don't kid yourself or take things so seriously.
Load More Replies... Dave Roger 7 years ago
This is sheer and willful ignorance. To think that anyone criticizing the US has to be envious is nothing short of stupid.
Load More Replies... Dave Roger 7 years ago
I find it interesting that regressive conservatives claim to be the party of patriotism, yet they helped elect a guy running a campaign of how much this country sucks.
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