Apply ice water...

They even made a hole and chipped one end of the biscuit if you look at the 16th and 35th ,that's brilliant !!

Canada is literally cooler. Well, maybe not cooler than Alaska....

Not using SI units indeed is hard to understand.

At 18 you can be married, drive a car, go into huge debt, vote, and die for your country but you're not responsible enough to buy beer. *Face Palm*

Flippin' genius :D

In Ireland there's a fee

Hmm, never considered that. I always did silly things.....like hide them in my pocket. Imagine that. ;D

I guess these things give digestion problems and obesity just from looking at them.

Hatred and nescience are friends!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

How does one fry coke or lemonade? Or a margarita? Or liquids in general?

I choked on my morning coffee as I read this. Too funny.

Germans: Duh, this Autobahn section has a 130 km/h speed limit. Americans: wow, this freeway allows 100 km/h!

SHOTS FIRED (pun intended)

True

"the guy with only some blood" 😂

the mean jail man is dead and your godfather.

Harry and the Birb

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh jeeeeeez.

Can we stop that? This one is dumb. Philosopher has a different meaning in America. Don't challenge Harry Potter, please.

The hot cup...

genious!

Here to Troll, don't tell me that you aren't some middle aged guy who is on here 24/7, just to find people to troll, as your name implies.

this is lol worthy

Um, lol, shouldn't it be Americans'....

Actually the real reason is because the "philosopher's stone" refers to alchemy; the philosopher's stone was a reagent used to turn any base metal into gold. The publishers thought that the term "philosopher's stone" would not be understood in the US, and so changed it to sorcerer. That's far from Americans not understanding what a "philosopher" was. I expect that most of the English speaking world doesn't know what the "philosopher's stone" actually referred to, either.

Sofia, I don't believe you understand. THEY MISSPELLED IT. It's not that big of a deal.

We're too dumb, but you're spelling AMERICANS as "American's". Good one.

Perhaps you are mixing us up with Australia?

Oh my god, you guys should look up which countries rely overwhelmingly on nuclear power. The US is actually way behind many countries in Europe!

I'm not sure if I should laugh at the joke or cry because this guy is serious....

Pea. Not pee. It's pea. *drops mic*

Holy c**p, that hurts the eyes!!!

There is always a cheaper way, which includes buying a plane ticket. Works every time. ;D

I'm actually sad that this is true.

hehehhehehhehe (laughs painfully)

Aww that eagle is adorable 😍😊

Oh the irony.

Even the pickup in the background...

Mc f*****g Eagles mother flaggers

Accurate