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It all started with a silly picture. On August 1st, 2016, a screenshot of Facebook user Dunta Pickett's post started going viral, in which he shared a photo of his birthday dinner, wishing himself "bone apple tea" instead of "bon appétit".

The phrase became an instant internet classic and after just one month, a subreddit of the same name was born with the purpose of collecting examples of people failing to find the right words to express themselves. Eventually, 'Bone Apple Tea' grew into a 1.2 million-member community, and judging from the amount of fresh content it generates, that number will only get bigger.

So even though we at Bored Panda have already shown you some of our favorite gems we found on the subreddit in our earlier publications here, here, and here, we just had to do a new one. Enjoy!

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The misuse of a word that has a similar sound to the correct one is officially called a "malapropism." It's surprisingly common, particularly within the extensive English vocabulary, and, as we can see, often occur in everyday speech. But authors will sometimes use a malapropism because of its humorous effect as a literary device.

The term comes from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals. In it, the character Mrs. Malaprop does exactly that—replaces words with humorous alternatives to produce a laugh. Mrs. Malaprop was likely named after the French phrase "mal à propos," which translates to "incorrectly or poorly placed." In English, the borrowed word is written as "malapropos," meaning "inappropriate or inappropriately."

One synonym for "malapropism" is "dogberry," which also comes from literature, in this case, William Shakespeare. In Much Ado About Nothing, the character Dogberry also frequently utters malapropisms for humor.

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A more recent popular example comes from the late 1970s, when English comedian Les Dawson took advantage of the popularity of Polaroid's instant cameras which were all the rage at the time.

Dawson had created an alter ego called Cissie who was prone to making silly comments. In a much-loved episode of his show, Cissie refers to "one of those paranoid cameras."

This hilarious bit may well have been inspired by Dawson’s signature comedic device – his piano playing. He was an accomplished musician but would deliberately play the wrong notes in his performances.

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Sometimes these slips of the tongue have unfortunate effects. A stream of broadcasters have slipped up on national TV and radio over the name of British politician Jeremy Hunt and have replaced his surname with a similar sounding, impolite word.

Linguist Patrycja Strycharczuk explained that this phenomenon may occur as the person is anticipating an upcoming word starting with a similar sound (such as “Conservative Party” or “Culture Secretary”). There is also the fact that a rude word is memorable and may accidentally pop in.

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As University of Essex linguists Amanda Cole, Connor Youngberg, and Faith Chiu pointed out, what is often referred to as "mispronunciations" or "slips of the tongue" are not just embarrassing mistakes, they can also be language changes in action. In fact, sometimes mispronunciations become so common that they become our normal way of speaking. (In parts of the US, people may be heard to regularly say "perty" as opposed to "pretty".)

A historical example is the word "apron" which actually comes from the Middle English "napron." It derived from the French naperon (small table cloth), but over time, people turned "a napron" into "an apron," resulting in the word we know today.

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Mistiekim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You tell Friday! Lazy gas pump, trying to get others to do its job.

ZuriLovesYou
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, Friday! Friday, where you at? Ain't no gas. We gotta go somewhere else.

JJM
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and don't forget to tell Monday in case Friday didn't get the message.

Baseball is Life
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! I work with a someone who uses 'tell' instead of 'till or until'. ' I am in a meeting from 9 tell 10' !!!

Dolly_of TheCowboy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

93 RON is the premium fuel? Is there a different system in the USA? Our minimum dodgy one is usually 91 and the premiums are 95-98 then there is the e10 stuff usually around the 94 mark

Ahimsa Soul
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, YOU tell Friday? Why does it have it to be me telling Friday? Is it because I'm Thursday?!? I call prejudice. You get up and talk to Friday yourself.

Analyn Lahr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As the drunk once told Joe Friday "Inkahol and gasaloon don't mix".

Asphalt Bubblegum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oy! Friday, ya abscondin' git! Stop blaymun inno-cent blokes fer yer nasty farts!

Viper Dogfish
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oy, Friday! They don't have gas over here! Move your a*s and do something!

smithyjones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that schools don't teach phonics anymore. I cringe when i hear people on tv mispronounce words on purpose because they think it's cute, like "sense" instead of "since," "e-mell" instead of "email," "melk" instead of "milk," "sell" instead of "sale," "texas" instead of "texts," etc, etc.

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"Speech 'errors' are a great resource for linguists," Cole, Youngberg, and Chiu wrote. "They tell us about how people use and process language. They can also sometimes tell us about how language might change. This poses the question: how many people have to regularly 'mispronounce' a word until we begin to consider that the new pronunciation is just the regular, normal way of saying it?" So maybe 'Bone Apple Tea' is actually a glimpse into our phonetic future!

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