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It all started with a silly picture. On August 1st, 2016, a screenshot of Facebook user Dunta Pickett's post started going viral, in which he shared a photo of his birthday dinner, wishing himself "bone apple tea" instead of "bon appétit".

The phrase became an instant internet classic and after just one month, a subreddit of the same name was born with the purpose of collecting examples of people failing to find the right words to express themselves. Eventually, 'Bone Apple Tea' grew into a 1.2 million-member community, and judging from the amount of fresh content it generates, that number will only get bigger.

So even though we at Bored Panda have already shown you some of our favorite gems we found on the subreddit in our earlier publications here, here, and here, we just had to do a new one. Enjoy!

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Takin A Bath

Takin A Bath

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Michael Largey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But he's on the right track. Bathing will enhance your romantic prospects.

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Criminalized Onion

Criminalized Onion

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Mistiekim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a card that lets me get medical onion relish. My state really needs to decriminalize it……

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The misuse of a word that has a similar sound to the correct one is officially called a "malapropism." It's surprisingly common, particularly within the extensive English vocabulary, and, as we can see, often occur in everyday speech. But authors will sometimes use a malapropism because of its humorous effect as a literary device.

The term comes from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals. In it, the character Mrs. Malaprop does exactly that—replaces words with humorous alternatives to produce a laugh. Mrs. Malaprop was likely named after the French phrase "mal à propos," which translates to "incorrectly or poorly placed." In English, the borrowed word is written as "malapropos," meaning "inappropriate or inappropriately."

One synonym for "malapropism" is "dogberry," which also comes from literature, in this case, William Shakespeare. In Much Ado About Nothing, the character Dogberry also frequently utters malapropisms for humor.

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Lemonade These Papers

Lemonade These Papers

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A more recent popular example comes from the late 1970s, when English comedian Les Dawson took advantage of the popularity of Polaroid's instant cameras which were all the rage at the time.

Dawson had created an alter ego called Cissie who was prone to making silly comments. In a much-loved episode of his show, Cissie refers to "one of those paranoid cameras."

This hilarious bit may well have been inspired by Dawson’s signature comedic device – his piano playing. He was an accomplished musician but would deliberately play the wrong notes in his performances.

#6

A B*tch You Worried

A B*tch You Worried

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#7

He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho

He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho

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Edda Kamphues
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, all the time! Then take it out for some freestyle parcour. Watch my moves with your coff!

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#9

Mosquito Skeleton Society

Mosquito Skeleton Society

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Sometimes these slips of the tongue have unfortunate effects. A stream of broadcasters have slipped up on national TV and radio over the name of British politician Jeremy Hunt and have replaced his surname with a similar sounding, impolite word.

Linguist Patrycja Strycharczuk explained that this phenomenon may occur as the person is anticipating an upcoming word starting with a similar sound (such as “Conservative Party” or “Culture Secretary”). There is also the fact that a rude word is memorable and may accidentally pop in.

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‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’

‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’

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#13

Organic Butterfly

Organic Butterfly

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harpling
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a well-known fact that George Washington was raised entirely without chemical pesticides or GMOs.

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As University of Essex linguists Amanda Cole, Connor Youngberg, and Faith Chiu pointed out, what is often referred to as "mispronunciations" or "slips of the tongue" are not just embarrassing mistakes, they can also be language changes in action. In fact, sometimes mispronunciations become so common that they become our normal way of speaking. (In parts of the US, people may be heard to regularly say "perty" as opposed to "pretty".)

A historical example is the word "apron" which actually comes from the Middle English "napron." It derived from the French naperon (small table cloth), but over time, people turned "a napron" into "an apron," resulting in the word we know today.

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Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas

Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas

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Shelf And Steam

Shelf And Steam

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"Speech 'errors' are a great resource for linguists," Cole, Youngberg, and Chiu wrote. "They tell us about how people use and process language. They can also sometimes tell us about how language might change. This poses the question: how many people have to regularly 'mispronounce' a word until we begin to consider that the new pronunciation is just the regular, normal way of saying it?" So maybe 'Bone Apple Tea' is actually a glimpse into our phonetic future!

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Gin Knee Pig

Gin Knee Pig

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#19

Horrors Cope

Horrors Cope

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harpling
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'They're not going to help you when the crab people come.' Horrors cope sounds about right!

Wondering Alice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid, my dad told me he had holes in his socks from crabs nipping them. We lived nowhere near the sea. For a long while I imagined crabs scuttling up the motorway for days on end just to eat my dad's socks. I had trouble coping with the horror.

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JoJoB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait! I can live with "horror scope," but who the hell are these crab people and when are they coming??

Kat Nt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I told someone that that's not my horoscope and he replied "it is now" I would take that as a (very confusing) threat! LOL

Jen Berry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crab people come? I think Horror scope was the proper way to identify this particular one.

MimSorensson
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Horrors Cope” - kind of sounds like a village or a house. A village or a house that you never, ever, under any circumstances EVER get closer to than two hundred miles. People in the closest villages and towns never talk about it to strangers, but whisper to each other about ‘the horrible sound of giant claws snapping, of ‘the men from under the waves’, Horrors Cope lies by the sea but there are no tourists on the beaches, you see none of the locals out in boats, nobody fishes near Horrors Cope. Not anymore. There are things, waiting, awful things, lurking under the glittering surface of water, terrors in the dark. ‘Men’, whispers the locals. ‘Crabs’, whispers the locals. Stay away from Horrors Cope, stranger; or you’ll stay forever.

Heather Talma
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think when the crab people come you will indeed have to cope with the horrors.

flippin berry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'help you when the crab people come'? who tf are these crab people BRING EM ON

Shelby Jackson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my zoo logic California sign so I guess I'm screwed when the crab people come

Kise Miarse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the prediction involves being without reinforcements when the Crab People come - I'd say "horror scope" is appropriate.

Imanuella
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Them crab people are quiet s**t. How will you cope? Horrorly?

Jordi Sharpe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a horrorscope. Horoscopes don't involve crabs unless you mean Cancers... oh s**t-

Mary Rogers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all the name-calling, I suspect this one might be intentional.

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#20

Call The Corner

Call The Corner

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#21

Very Nice Mid Evil Chair

Very Nice Mid Evil Chair

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#24

“She’s Cake” - I Was Toll Define Members Of This Sub Would Enjoy This

“She’s Cake” - I Was Toll Define Members Of This Sub Would Enjoy This

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#25

Calling Flower Taste Like Ribs

Calling Flower Taste Like Ribs

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Mistiekim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will look you dead in the eyes and tell you how silly that is. Calling flowers taste like chicken.

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#26

Walked Right Pasta Me In Her Linguine!

Walked Right Pasta Me In Her Linguine!

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#31

Portal Potties

Portal Potties

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Mistiekim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like something Rick from Rick and Morty would do. Only use the portals to s**t in other dimensions.

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#37

Head Lice For Sale

Head Lice For Sale

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just know that there will be somebody just itching to buy those.

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#38

May Body, May Rules

May Body, May Rules

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#39

I Mean, I Assume Haiti Is Hot Too

I Mean, I Assume Haiti Is Hot Too

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#43

Milk Which Inspires

Milk Which Inspires

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Cyber Returns
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: *Sits at desk writing* Milk:*leans over shoulder* You should get that published. It's genius! Me: It's my shopping list. Milk: I like the ending. Me: What, 3 litres of milk?

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#46

Build Board

Build Board

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The other-other David Wong
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it offensive that they used the “greater than” symbol to say that tequila is greater than drugs

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#48

If You Incest

If You Incest

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Corvus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What better way to convince someone is a vegan than to make a salad your avatar? :D

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#50

“A Soon”

“A Soon”

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say assume makes and a*s of u and me, but in this case it just made and a*s out of you!

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#53

Oh No Not The Angular Fish! Another Angle Has Gained Its Wings

Oh No Not The Angular Fish! Another Angle Has Gained Its Wings

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#55

10 The Grease Outside

10 The Grease Outside

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#56

I Was Going To Try To Live Bi Curiously Thru You

I Was Going To Try To Live Bi Curiously Thru You

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#57

Meat Or Shower

Meat Or Shower

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Bean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I’m going for a shower. idk where that meat is coming from

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#60

Shrimps Camping

Shrimps Camping

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#61

Open Says Me

Open Says Me

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Indosidius
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not gonna lie, fully knowing it is open sesame, I still say "open says me"...

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#62

Center Blocks

Center Blocks

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Piggy Tee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder he didn't know, it didn't come up when he googled it

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#63

Hashtag Floor Less

Hashtag Floor Less

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#64

Rush And Roulette

Rush And Roulette

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#65

Break Paddle? I Sure Hope He Didn’t Break It!

Break Paddle? I Sure Hope He Didn’t Break It!

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, maybe he tried to drive into the lake to retrieve his “break paddle”.

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#66

Afro Dizzy Act

Afro Dizzy Act

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#68

Oh Count Rare

Oh Count Rare

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Bobby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A picture of Shawn Spencer is the best way to admit you were wrong imo

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#69

I Believe This Is An Oregon

I Believe This Is An Oregon

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#71

“Up Notches”

“Up Notches”

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#73

Switching Up Permissions For You

Switching Up Permissions For You

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Min
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot figure it out for the life of me. What did they mean to say?

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