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A malapropism is the mistaken use of an incorrect word in place of a similar-sounding word, resulting in a nonsensical sometimes humorous utterance. And there's even a subreddit collecting pictures of its appearances in our everyday conversations.

It's called Bone Apple Tea, and it has become even more popular since the last time we wrote about it. With 964k members, it continues collecting some of the funniest malapropisms on the Internet so without further I do, continue scrolling and check them out!

#1

Do You Lemonade?...

Do You Lemonade?...

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One of the moderators of the subreddit told Bored Panda that a lot of things can affect whether a particular post gets a lot of upvotes on r/BoneAppleTea or not, including the time of day it goes live. "It's anyone's guess, really. Two items can be posted six hours apart and the first gets ignored whilst the second one gets 14,000 upvotes. Things the mods think are pure gold can get very few upvotes, while something we think is repetitive and tired gets thousands. Who knows?" they said.

A few comments here and there suggest some of these malapropisms are the results of auto-correct but it's something the moderators pay a lot of attention to. "Yes, some auto-correct posts slip through the moderation process [but] we try to catch them and remove them," they said. "Sometimes we miss them — it's a high-traffic subreddit. We are also trying to stay on the side of caution and allow things through if we're unsure [about something]."

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In an earlier Bored Panda interview, the subreddit's creator TheNekkedNinja said they never thought it would ever become this big: "I have no modding experience so I'm incredibly thankful for the mods that came on board and turned it into what it has become today."

“As far as the name goes, I always liked the original bone apple tea meme so when I saw that the name was free [on Reddit], r/BoneAppleTea was [immediately] born,” TheNekkedNinja explained.

#6

Bear Skin

Bear Skin

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Jihana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One would think someone with that username would know more about condoms...

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#8

Anime

Anime

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#10

My Little Sister Asked Me To Buy “Scottish Cheese” From The Supermarket

My Little Sister Asked Me To Buy “Scottish Cheese” From The Supermarket

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Something
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they do make cheese in Scotland. And it happens to be that crowdie is like cottage cheese.

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#16

There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet.

There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet.

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#17

Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside

Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside

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ML
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a good gas recipe. A lot of sauerkraut and you'll be passing gas in no time

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#20

Mid Evil Dagger

Mid Evil Dagger

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ML
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not good for me. I am looking for pre evil or post evil dagger.

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#22

Why Are You So Ego Testicle

Why Are You So Ego Testicle

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Serial pacifist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not so easy to get over an egotistic testicle. Maybe with a mushroom car banana.

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#23

Cannibals

Cannibals

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#25

Apple Tight

Apple Tight

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#27

Pair Of Dice

Pair Of Dice

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Kakofonyx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Think twice. It’s just another day for you and me in pair of dice.”

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#28

Cease And Dentist

Cease And Dentist

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Kakofonyx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One out of two correct is not too bad. I’ve seen “seize and disease.”

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#29

Have A Proper Gander At This One

Have A Proper Gander At This One

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80 Van
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, if you take a proper gander at the science, you will be better informed.

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#30

Case Idea

Case Idea

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Chris
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with this - it's a prototype phone case with nine layers.

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#31

Toad...

Toad...

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony of course, is that it is The Learning Academy. It's a work in progress.

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#32

Pedestrian

Pedestrian

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#33

Use The Hand Fertilizer Please

Use The Hand Fertilizer Please

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#34

“Pleasant Trees”

“Pleasant Trees”

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#35

She Needs A Bass And Net!!

She Needs A Bass And Net!!

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#36

Double Banger

Double Banger

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#41

It Is Important That We Be Physically Responsible With Our Finances

It Is Important That We Be Physically Responsible With Our Finances

Dr_Jan_Itorr Report

#45

What A Cute Little Auto Man

What A Cute Little Auto Man

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Brett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What’s a fam jam?? Is that where you and your family come to gather and jam out to the newest music?

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#48

A Lip Tickle

A Lip Tickle

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Brett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love to hop on the a lip tickle and burn some cow arteries 😍

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#49

Sue Veneer

Sue Veneer

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am trying to imagine the type of person who would keep a Big Mac wrapper as a souvenir.

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#50

Disposable Thumbs

Disposable Thumbs

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#56

Mazel Tov Cocktail

Mazel Tov Cocktail

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#57

Don't Worry Guys, A Waxing Will Be Here Soon

Don't Worry Guys, A Waxing Will Be Here Soon

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ML
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you pluck your nose hair, there is no place for the virus to attach. So waxing is good for fighting the virus. - A joke people, no need to -1. Get a sense of humor you downvoters

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#58

Legal Legends

Legal Legends

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Serial pacifist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine it is a shooting game involving the Supreme Court judges from the past.

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#59

Tongues Over Tongs 👅

Tongues Over Tongs 👅

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#60

Sexual As Salt

Sexual As Salt

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Brett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God I hate sexual as salt what’s next people do sexual as pepper society these days is just going down hill 😭

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#62

Parking Sons

Parking Sons

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ML
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if your sons park like my neighbour, I would understand you spilling your water.

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#66

Watch Out For Those Cycle Paths!

Watch Out For Those Cycle Paths!

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Aileen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you really think about this one, it could make sense, though not in the way it was intended.

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#68

Okay, Your Owner.

Okay, Your Owner.

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also you don’t tell the judge to proceed. Unless you want to get verbally smacked out of court. The judge tells you when you can proceed.

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#71

Eggs Been A Dick!

Eggs Been A Dick!

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Chez
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eggs must be a d**k cos I don't see them anywhere ...

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#72

Coronal Sanders

Coronal Sanders

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#73

Computing Straight Out Of The Whom

Computing Straight Out Of The Whom

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#76

Chicken Teacup My Salad 🥰

Chicken Teacup My Salad 🥰

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#79

Of Her Wise

Of Her Wise

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Mary Peace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was a boy dog or cat, would it be of his wise or office-wise?

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#84

On Words?

On Words?

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#85

Light Savors

Light Savors

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Vanta Black
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yo' mama's so stupid she thought a light savor was a healthier alternative!"

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#86

Glob Ladders

Glob Ladders

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grafxgal60073
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gall Bladder. There's only one, so if this person's mom had more than one ...

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#87

The Sky

The Sky

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Adam C
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair it does sounds like that for none english speaking kids. And the robots do fly in the cartoon.

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#88

Lame Man's Terms

Lame Man's Terms

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Hooked
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It so funny that when I Googled "Lame man's terms", Google knew exactly what I meant . So I'm probably not the first one to look this up

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#89

I'm Planting More Toilet Trees On Arbor Day

I'm Planting More Toilet Trees On Arbor Day

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로희
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine you have to climb a tree first when you have diarrhea.

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