no no no...you squeeze the juice out of these papers.

This should have a “NSFW” warning. :p

Wow. Capybaras get along with everyone.

That reply was gold

My vanilla is expressionist.

One would think someone with that username would know more about condoms...

Now you’re just being saucy. :p

"Learn to spell idiot." I already know how to spell idiot though.

Well this bites!

But they do make cheese in Scotland. And it happens to be that crowdie is like cottage cheese.

Do they mean shrimp scampi?

The way he writes it seems like he had a stroke.

Sometimes, I order my pizzas from Little Seizures.

They made people cry, it's a crime.

You cannot be serious! 🤣

Just say it, Donald! Accept the feet!

I know a good gas recipe. A lot of sauerkraut and you'll be passing gas in no time

You asked for it.

He might be too expensive

This is not good for me. I am looking for pre evil or post evil dagger.

Hope they had a good laugh!

It is not so easy to get over an egotistic testicle. Maybe with a mushroom car banana.

Mix some canny balls with ego testicles and you get a fine breakfast.

Me too.

I like it. Cookie good, Cheese good, meat GOOOD

Dude where's your car?

Ugh, that's not even carbonara anymore

Mushroom and banana🤢🤮

Yes, We have no bananas (sniffs)

That food looks good. But I think the name ruins it. Lol

Hmm, I think it needs some car me son cheese.

He meant tagliatelle ai funghi alla carbonara

Mushroom, car, banana -- doesn't sound like much of a recipe to me. [ Or should I say "receipt"? ]

Did you mash the banana by car or just carry it around in the car?

So what exactly are the ingredients??

“Think twice. It’s just another day for you and me in pair of dice.”

One out of two correct is not too bad. I’ve seen “seize and disease.”

Yes, if you take a proper gander at the science, you will be better informed.