At least that's what I'd like it to be.

Warning: Hair ball danger!

Gorgeous watercolour.

How Kafkaesque.

because not enough berries for everyone

Dead serious.

In my best Jack Sparrow voice: I love weddings!

Lmao

... among others.

I made a point of writing some of those nocturnal flashes of genius. They turned out to be nonsense or illegible.

Learning to coexist with that vacuum cleaner.

well everybody's got a stomach

Good soup

This has to be based on my void Jack. His sisters were a tortie and a calico, and I think Jack was the one who got the orange cat brain cell. He may not be the brightest bulb in the pack, but he’s almost 17 lbs of love and cuddles and pure sweetness, so I can’t complain.

Free persecution if you're anything other than Catholic. If Catholic, free property (stolen from murdered Jews) (yeah...the middle ages were a fun time)

Love this, very clever

Most of them turn out to not be quick anyway. You’re usually guaranteed to be stuck on it for way longer than on a normal call.

I do not recall giving anyone permission to illustrate me...

Exit light, enter night...

Now I’ve never used those but I heard somewhere they just make you look older.

For some, it’s the only way.

Oh, the enmity.

The green light is also a Gatsby reference

What are the blurring out the word “more”. Unless it’s not the word “more”, but I can’t figure out what else it could be. At least anything that makes sense.

YES

yeah

this is going to ruin the tour....

My dog Scruffy (RIP Scruff-Puff!) loved to chew on Chapsticks for some reason. I had to actively hide them so he couldn’t get into them.