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99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun

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Bet you thought some topics would have been spared by the wave of dad jokes you can stumble upon during your daily scrolling through the web. But no, this is exactly what it looks like a collection of the best Minecraft jokes.

If, for some reason, you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade (no offense if you did!) and don’t know what Minecraft is, let us explain. It’s a sandbox video game about building stuff in a blocky 3D world. With the resources available in the game, you can build whatever you want, from houses to castles and even entire planets.

Talented Minecrafters all over the world have built futuristic cities, medieval kingdoms, and even perfect replicas of settings from The Hunger Games and Gotham City! Minecraft is one of the most popular video games in history, with a massive following, tons of funny Minecraft jokes stemming from it, and sales to match. Becoming a total gaming phenomenon, it’s no wonder it’s also the best-selling video game of all time. And as with all best-selling games, they tend to spawn many hilarious gaming jokes, such as these Minecraft memes.

It seems like the only thing that can match how fun the game is is a good joke about the game itself. We’re not even sure how to describe the kind of person who would be into it, but you know what? Don’t worry about it. Just know that if you ever feel like Minecraft puns and jokes are your thing, you can find them all here. Enjoy!

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#1

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister.

28points

Logan Bunch 2 weeks ago

why

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#2

I identify as a creeper from Minecraft. Because I become unstable when people get too close to me.

24points

Screen_Addict 2 years ago

Same. Especially since the pandemic

1point

#3

A Creeper walks into a bar... everyone dies.

21points

CosmcCookie 1 year ago

Kaboom

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What are the Minecraft April Fools Jokes?

It isn’t only the Minecrafters who come up with ingenious jokes; it’s also the Minecraft creators, too, who like to joke around a bit. See, since 2011, on every April Fools Day, every person who logs into the game that day is greeted by a one-of-a-kind in-game joke. And they get better and better each year!

The first Minecraft April Fools joke included locked chests to which there were no keys; oh, how enticing they looked! With each year, these Minecraft jokes got more and more elaborate - from the Mars effect joke to a supposed 3D update, the pranks have bamboozled tons of players ever since.

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#4

I just love the new Minecraft update. It's groundbreaking.

20points

Emily Doup 2 years ago

ba dum chig

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#5

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun I got Minecraft for my girlfriend. Best trade I’ve ever made.

19points

Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet 2 years ago

WOAH THERE!

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#6

What country plays Minecraft the most?

The Netherlands.

18points

Navindu Wijewardena 2 years ago

They also can't sleep there. They go boom

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The Misadventure of the Official Minecraft Joke Book

Oh yes, there is such a thing, and as the reviews on the Internet state it - it’s terrible. If you know nothing about this Minecraft jokes book, it was released way back in 2016 and boasted its astonishing count of more than 800 Minecraft jokes for kids and adults alike. Seems like a great idea, right?

Well, here’s the thing - people who have purchased it were pretty furious at the low effort put into these Minecraft puns. In fact, they were really disappointed that someone decided to make a bit of money out of a game they love so dearly and enjoy playing so much! So, while the idea behind this Minecraft jokes book was indeed good, the outcome was far from pleasing.

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#7

Minecraft is 10 years old. Older than half the people that play the game.

18points

BoredPip 2 years ago

that's an old joke it's 13 now XD But seriously, I feel like the older half is the half I meet more, like there's a nice community

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#8

I'm a huge fan of the outdoors. Just today I spent all day on my farm in Minecraft!

17points

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#9

What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20?

A Redstoner.

16points

Emily Doup 2 years ago

was not expecting that.

2points

What are some Good Jokes on Minecraft?

Since the official Minecraft joke book turned out to be so terrible, you might be wondering if there are any truly funny Minecraft jokes at all! No worries – according to our readers and the vote count on these Minecraft memes on our list, there truly are some genuinely good jokes about Minecraft out there.

While we cannot tell you which one of them is the best – sense of humor is a subjective thing, after all – we can definitely tell you which one of them was by far the most well-liked by our readers at the time we were writing this. Here it goes:

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I identify as a creeper from Minecraft. Because I become unstable when people get too close to me.

Isn’t it a hoot? If you’d like to read more of these funny Minecraft jokes, continue to scroll down below and check out the rest of our 99 Minecraft dad jokes on this list!

#10

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account. So they blocked me.

15points

CosmcCookie 1 year ago

No you may not break the stone between us!

1point

#11

Who has mind stone?

Minecraft Steve, because he has mined stone.

15points

#12

Why do kids love Minecraft?

Because they are minors.

14points

Astor.exe 1 year ago

ooh

1point

#13

Everyone's excited about the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster.

13points

Emily Doup 2 years ago

is there?

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#14

What is Minecraft?

It's Hitler's lesser-known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

13points

Screen_Addict 2 years ago

That's dark

1point

#15

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What do you call a bunch of redneck Canadians playing Minecraft?

Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks.

12points

Emily Doup 2 years ago

hheheheheehheheheh

2points

#16

Me and my wife got married. I proposed via Minecraft. We tied a square knot.

12points

#17

Why are there no cars in Minecraft?

Because the streets are always blocked off!

12points

#18

What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?

Bed-rock and roll!

12points

EeveeExpertShadow 1 year ago

Block and roll!

2points

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#19

I named my wood chest "Morning" in Minecraft. So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some "Morning Wood".

(This is an actual thing I have done, it's not just a cheesy joke)

11points

#20

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether Nether.

11points

#21

What do you call a 25-year-old male who plays Minecraft?

Single.

11points

RoanTheMad 2 years ago

I'm married actually, we play it together. :)

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#22

How do Minecraft players avoid getting a sunburn?

They use Sunblock!

11points

#23

What do you call a Minecraft boy band?

New Kids on the Block!

11points

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#24

Today I met a child playing Minecraft, with all the sound effects being a single note from a keyboard. A minor mining in A minor.

10points

#25

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What's the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft?

Apparently not much based on Notch's twitter.

10points

#26

I know how to code in Java.

*Plays Minecraft

10points

#27

In what layers can you find Kevin Spacey in Minecraft?

16 and below.

8points

#28

How do Minecraft players celebrate?

They throw block parties!

8points

#29

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What did Steve say to Alex?

"I dig you!"

8points

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#30

Why doesn't Steve work in an office?

He isn't very good at thinking outside the box.

8points

#31

What do priests and people who date on Minecraft have in common?

They're both really into miners.

7points

Spanish Cat 1 year ago

Dark

0points

#32

I'm writing a book about Minecraft. It's not finished yet, but it has some terrific plot development.

7points

Spanish Cat 1 year ago

?

0points

#33

What would happen if Minecraft went communist?

It would be Ourcraft.

7points

#34

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created Minecraft?

Data. So he can mine it.

7points

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#35

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft. I just conduit.

7points

#36

Why was Minecraft the movie canceled?

Because all of the actors wore blockface.

7points

#37

What's the square root of Minecraft?

There are three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

7points

#38

Most blocks in Minecraft are one square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only two square feet?

Whichever one the player's standing on.

7points

#39

Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a Hermit. How dare he make such baseless accusations.

7points

BoredPip 2 years ago

Hermitcraft?

3points

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#40

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun Why do so many Trumpies end up playing Minecraft?

They were looking for Mein Kampf and got misdirected.

7points

#41

How much better is Minecraft than many other games?

About one notch!

7points

#42

How does Steve measure his shoe size?

In square feet!

7points

#43

How does Steve manage to chop trees down with his bare fists?

Well, how wood I know?

7points

#44

Why don’t some people ever tell Minecraft jokes?

Because people might think they’re square.

7points

#45

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun I won a Minecraft game without cheating. I did it fair and cube.

7points

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#46

I hurt my finger playing Minecraft. It’s okay. Just a minor injury.

7points

#47

What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft?

Cuba.

7points

#48

What do you call Minecraft on mute?

Mimecraft.

7points

#49

Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.

Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?

Scientist 2: Bromine.

6points

#50

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun You can start a new business in Minecraft. You just have to mine your own business!

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#51

Minecraft is not a video game. Real video games have curves.

6points

#52

What is a Minecraft stalker's biggest fear?

Getting blocked.

6points

#53

Why did Steve need mouthwash after destroying the mobs?

Because he had bat breath!

6points

#54

Last night I went to a Creeper party, it was weird, obviously.

6points

#55

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun Why is Minecraft so popular with kids?

Because they love to hang out on corners.

6points

#56

In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the Nether Lands. Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class.

5points

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#57

What is Minecraft called in North Korea?

Ourcraft.

5points

#58

I'm trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft. But it's way too hard.

5points

#59

If someone made a sculpture in Minecraft of J-Lo.

Would you name it Jenny from the Block?

5points

#60

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What Do You Call A 7-Second Minecraft Video?

Vinecraft.

5points

#61

Notch/Notchless - the whole phone debate thing confuses me. Who cares how much screen space you have if your phone can create Minecraft?

5points

#62

What's a flat eartherns favorite game?

Minecraft.

5points

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#63

What do you get when you cross Kerbal Space Program with Eve Online?

No Man's Minecraft.

5points

#64

Every iPhone X should have Minecraft installed. Since they all have a notch on them.

5points

#65

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

5points

#66

What’s Steve’s favourite sport?

Boxing!

5points

#67

How does Steve keep fit?

He runs around the block.

5points

#68

Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?

Because they are always blocking!

5points

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#69

Steve walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve miners!"

5points

#70

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What did Steve say to the skeleton?

"I've got a bone to pick with you!"

5points

#71

How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?

He tickled its funny bone!

5points

#72

Where does Steve rent movies?

Blockbuster.

5points

#73

What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?

The Blocky Mountains.

5points

#74

Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars?

If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$.

4points

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#75

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What do Minecraft players do at the weekend?

They go to square dances!

4points

#76

Did you hear about the Creeper party?

It was a blast!

4points

#77

My ocelot was having trouble watching YouTube.

It turns out, the video was just on paws!

4points

#78

Where do miners sleep?

On their bed-rocks!

4points

#79

What did the Enderman say to Steve?

Leave me alone, end-er-mite not kill you!

4points

#80

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun Why didn't the Enderman cross the road?

Because he teleported instead!

4points

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#81

What did the zombie say to the villager?

Nice to eat you!

4points

#82

What is a Creeper’s favorite subject at school?

HisssSSSSStory!

4points

#83

Why did the Creeper cross the road?

To get to the other ssssside!

4points

#84

Ocelots are like crisps. You can never just have one.

4points

#85

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun What is a Creeper's favorite food?

Sssssalad.

4points

#86

What time is it when ten ocelots chase a Creeper?

Ten after one.

4points

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#87

Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?

Because he always starts at the end.

4points

#88

Why was there iron and hold in the sailor's boat?

Because the sailor needed oars.

4points

#89

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Ocelot"

"Ocelot who?"

"Ocelot of questions you do!"

4points

#90

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun Villagers stay fit because they jog around the block.

4points

#91

Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft. They’re too gamey.

4points

#92

What did one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft?

Bromine.

4points

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#93

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?

They grow cubic hair!

3points

#94

Did you hear about that non-cringy Minecraft lets play?

Me neither.

3points

BoredPip 2 years ago

Come on, there's some great youtubers out there

3points

#95

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have to build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play. So I got him Minecraft.

3points

#96

Wanna Cornered Beef?

You’ll get it from Minecraft cows.

3points

#97

I'm glad the Minecraft good Fortnite bad trend is over, there's a difference between memes and just telling facts.

2points

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#98

Stampy has a fence around his love garden, and I’m dying to get in!

1point

#99

The water problem in Africa is like someone put a sponge block from Minecraft in the stream.

-1point

fadedandjaded 2 years ago

what the f*ck

4points

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I’m a visual editor at Bored Panda. My work is to find or create visuals for articles about home and design. I enjoy making small illustrations and improving my skills in Adobe Illustrator. After work, I try to do something active like running, yoga, cycling, or skateboarding, mostly because it allows me to spend more time outdoors and not sitting behind my desk.

I’m a visual editor at Bored Panda. My work is to find or create visuals for articles about home and design. I enjoy making small illustrations and improving my skills in Adobe Illustrator. After work, I try to do something active like running, yoga, cycling, or skateboarding, mostly because it allows me to spend more time outdoors and not sitting behind my desk.

Melanie Gervasoni

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

What do you think ?

BoredPip 2 years ago

Was hoping for good minecraft content :< Better stick to actual minecraft communities

3points

juice 2 years ago

some of these aren't even jokes. i regret scrolling through all 99

2points

BoredPip 2 years ago

Was hoping for good minecraft content :< Better stick to actual minecraft communities

3points

juice 2 years ago

some of these aren't even jokes. i regret scrolling through all 99

2points

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