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In every millennial's life, there is that one day and that one time that you say something to yourself or out loud and then stop for a second in awe. Whatever the sentence was, you couldn’t have imagined saying it unless, well, you’re middle-aged. Be it “I am looking forward to going to bed” or “Why is the music so loud in here?!” and then all of a sudden, the moment of realization hits and the lightbulb switches on: I am definitely ageing. And before you change your mind from getting takeout to actually going home and cooking the chicken that’s been sitting in your fridge for a few days now, take a look at the list below of the best things people have caught themselves saying that made them realize they’re slowly knocking at the middle-aged people's door.

The online community r/AskReddit, labelling themselves as “the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions,” was a perfect platform for the user naxxfish to fire it out to the millennials: “What was the most middle-aged thing you caught yourself saying recently?” And, well, the answers were ranging from hilarious to hysterical to "I can actually totally relate." Vote for your favorite ones and let us know yours!

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#1

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group That's a nice box, keep it.

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just a hamilfan (hufflepuff)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this my whole life. (i used them to store markers and pens and other random crap i kept in my room)

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Not something I said but I just stood out on my porch this morning drinking my coffee and someone drove by pretty fast and I thought “that’s way too fast”

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June
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are aware of people walking, kids, animals.... yeah, that's way too fast. Nothing to do with middle-age or so.

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#4

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I tried listening to the iTunes top 100 yesterday for a change of pace and it all sounded like hot garbage, “WHAT ARE KIDS EVEN LISTENING TO THESE DAYS?!”

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John C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're listening to whatever their parents won't. Same as last generation. And the one before that.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Scrolling through my Spotify and constantly asking who the hell are these people?

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A U T O P H O B I A
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay but seriously who the hell are they? Like i've never listened to them why tf do they keep showing up

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#6

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slept wrong and haven’t been able to turn my head for three days.

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Asy EnderDragon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i did this and i am gen-z.................it hurt so bad ;-; I was in total pain and i lied in bed for days

AriMalari87
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(im gen z too) a really easy thing to fix that is to fill an old sock with uncooked rice, microwave it for about 15-20 seconds and keep that on your neck until it gets cold and do it again, i know that sounds weird, but i swear it works EVERY time.

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A Head
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez, the number of times I've done this. It only increases as you get older.

Kennedy Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this is what everybody said when they slept wrong. Not the last part, but the first part.

James016
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to sleep on my right hand side. If I end of sleeping on my left hand side, I end up crushing my own shoulder and will be in immense pain for a couple of days.

mcborge1
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm Gen x and i've managed to slip a disc getting out of bed on many occasions. The first time it happened I was still in my thirties. :(

BryanR
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geez, I can't believe I'm doing this, You "laid" in bed.

Yuh Uh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh don't worry. I am young and I slept really funny one time. I could barely turn my head for two days.

Jaime Higgins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when we were kids, we injured ourselves through honest crimes such as falling out of a tree, falling over when running, fell off our bike. Now we're adults, we sneeze too hard, stand up too fast, sleep in the wrong direction ....

Nick Poliseno
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It happens when we're kids,that's true.....I Must say you have beautiful smile Jamie, where are you from ?

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OhForSmegSake
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was me in my early teens, but then again I've always had joint and pain problems

Bill Evs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sleeping wrong but once I was in a pub and my friend said something to me. I turned my head to look at him and pulled a muscle in my neck that caused incredible pain for weeks. Literally just turned my head!!!

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, I hate this. Mostly happens when I'm in the car and try to reach something on the backseat from the driver's seat. Terrible pain!

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That could happen at any age. Either you just slept really really badly or you might have an issue with muscle weakness or something unrelated to age.

HooowlAtTheMoon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a gen-z and I slept with a kind of flat pillow and it hurt my neck for the next week and gave my a headache. I still can't sleep like I used to. (Keep in mind I'm still a teenager? Is this normal?)

Jill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your hips and lower back starting to hurt from exercise! Ugh.

Siah avis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom used to tell me 'don't sleep like that' or 'don't bend like that, you'll splinch yourself'...and I NOW realize she was correct. My body just didn't have consequences as a kid

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#7

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Calling a 21 year-old guy a “kid”.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group You want to go out for dinner? Oh no, I can’t; I have chicken in the fridge that I have to cook before it goes bad

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Theater Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could also be a young person thing because a lot of young people are broke.

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#9

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Oh no thank, you. I can't have caffeine this late in the day or I'll never get to sleep tonight."

My spouse was offering me the last soda from the fridge. It was 1pm.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I was venting to a coworker about these noisy bastards living next to me. I actually said the words, “goddamn teenagers and their Bluetooth machines”. I stand by my admonition but man it was my greatest age leap forward since I embraced the sensible Toyota.

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#11

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Had a riveting conversation with some friends about the best office chairs for lumbar support.

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The Chosen One
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, I personally think everything needs lumbar support. I'm 15 and I don't know what a lumbar is but I do know they need support!

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Wanted to buy a snack and then thought, "no, I have food at home"

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Some kids ran through my lawn the other day. I'm still recovering.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group When my wife asked if there was anything she need to pick up at the store, and I responded: "I think we're out of asparagus."

Not sure what foul demon possessed me to to say those words.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why is the music so loud in here?!

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#16

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My housemate: you want a drink?

Me: Nah, man. I haven't had a drink in... six months maybe? More?

My housemate: You stopped drinking?

Me: I'm not SOBER or anything, it's just that alcohol makes me sleepy.

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k1ddkanuck
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geez... am I millenial-ing wrong? *sips on 3rd beer of the evening while home, alone, reading boredpanda*

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why do I get up every day and crack like a glow stick with out the glow it’s so disappointing.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "They just don't make them like they used to" them being good wood dressers

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "When you leave a room, turn the light OFF!"

I've become my dad.....

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John C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got so tired of saying this, I've installed motion sensing switches throughout my house: basement, kitchen, hallway. It's actually pretty handy when you come into the room with your hands full, should have done it sooner.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Can the kids (in the park outside) shut up"

I am the grumpy old lady now.

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Cynner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Me too! And in de store, when a kid screams unnecessarily multiple times i can't help to blurt out 'why?!' Most of the time at least one person is smiling at me in understanding.

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#21

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I can't fix one thing in my house without at least 15 minutes of complaining about the previous owners handiwork.

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the nincompoop previous owner who installed fluorescent undercabinet lighting in 1993 using screws which were too long and penetrated through the bottom shelf of the cabinet and then just left them like that for 25 years.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slapped a crate I had strapped onto the back of my car and said "This isn't going anywhere"

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Quit touching the god damn thermostat, you’re driving the bill up.

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John C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't an age or generation thing, this happens when you start paying the bill. Welcome to the real world.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group That classic “dad groan” when standing up

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group In a conversation with a friend "I managed to find a really good knife block recently..."

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I had my bachelor party in Vegas recently.

I went to bed because I was tired, not because I was sloppy drunk like every other time I went to Vegas. Fml I’m old now

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#27

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group “No, I’m okay. It just takes my back a little while to loosen up in the morning.”

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I can't have curry after 6 or I'll have heartburn all night."

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I will never financially recover from this"

Said after turning off yet another light left on in my home

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