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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Not something I said but I just stood out on my porch this morning drinking my coffee and someone drove by pretty fast and I thought “that’s way too fast”

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Final score:

423points

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June 3 years ago

If you are aware of people walking, kids, animals.... yeah, that's way too fast. Nothing to do with middle-age or so.

64points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I am looking forward to going to bed.

TwoDaysInOklahoma , Unsplash Report

Final score:

419points

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just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 3 years ago

quote of the year

93points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I tried listening to the iTunes top 100 yesterday for a change of pace and it all sounded like hot garbage, “WHAT ARE KIDS EVEN LISTENING TO THESE DAYS?!”

HeckinAdult Report

Final score:

416points

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John C 3 years ago

They're listening to whatever their parents won't. Same as last generation. And the one before that.

162points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Scrolling through my Spotify and constantly asking who the hell are these people?

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Final score:

410points

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A U T O P H O B I A 3 years ago (edited)

Okay but seriously who the hell are they? Like i've never listened to them why tf do they keep showing up

104points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slept wrong and haven’t been able to turn my head for three days.

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Final score:

408points

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Asy EnderDragon 3 years ago

i did this and i am gen-z.................it hurt so bad ;-; I was in total pain and i lied in bed for days

79points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Calling a 21 year-old guy a “kid”.

Gexmnlin13 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

403points

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June 3 years ago (edited)

A 21yo "kid" calling you "mister" or "ma'am". Ouch.

177points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group You want to go out for dinner? Oh no, I can’t; I have chicken in the fridge that I have to cook before it goes bad

MehMeh0003 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

368points

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Theater Kid 3 years ago

This could also be a young person thing because a lot of young people are broke.

65points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Oh no thank, you. I can't have caffeine this late in the day or I'll never get to sleep tonight."

My spouse was offering me the last soda from the fridge. It was 1pm.

FriendlyFishstix , Unsplash Report

Final score:

337points

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

Coffee after 11AM is usually a problem for me.

54points

#10

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I was venting to a coworker about these noisy bastards living next to me. I actually said the words, “goddamn teenagers and their Bluetooth machines”. I stand by my admonition but man it was my greatest age leap forward since I embraced the sensible Toyota.

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Final score:

330points

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Chris Meyers 3 years ago

"Bluetooth machines" HAHAHHAHA I feel ya.

84points

#11

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Had a riveting conversation with some friends about the best office chairs for lumbar support.

TopMacaroon , Unsplash Report

Final score:

307points

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The Chosen One 3 years ago

Hey, I personally think everything needs lumbar support. I'm 15 and I don't know what a lumbar is but I do know they need support!

113points

#12

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Wanted to buy a snack and then thought, "no, I have food at home"

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Final score:

291points

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Your Average Pooh 3 years ago

But then you walk up to the sad reality of "no food at home"

49points

#13

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Some kids ran through my lawn the other day. I'm still recovering.

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Final score:

289points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Breath in and out of a brown paper bag

76points

#14

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group When my wife asked if there was anything she need to pick up at the store, and I responded: "I think we're out of asparagus."

Not sure what foul demon possessed me to to say those words.

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Final score:

282points

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Gemstripe the RainWing 3 years ago

*Gasp*

50points

#15

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why is the music so loud in here?!

LexiMarthaStewart , Unsplash Report

Final score:

272points

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Wonder Woman 848 3 years ago

I say this and I'm not a millennial. :|

56points

#16

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My housemate: you want a drink?

Me: Nah, man. I haven't had a drink in... six months maybe? More?

My housemate: You stopped drinking?

Me: I'm not SOBER or anything, it's just that alcohol makes me sleepy.

itcouldbesomuchworse , Unsplash Report

Final score:

260points

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k1ddkanuck 3 years ago

Geez... am I millenial-ing wrong? *sips on 3rd beer of the evening while home, alone, reading boredpanda*

12points

#17

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why do I get up every day and crack like a glow stick with out the glow it’s so disappointing.

Magnetmonkey39 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

259points

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Nikki Hilton 3 years ago

And then walk gingerly to the bathroom.

55points

#18

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "They just don't make them like they used to" them being good wood dressers

CoconutSunshine , Unsplash Report

Final score:

259points

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

But they really don`t

137points

#19

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "When you leave a room, turn the light OFF!"

I've become my dad.....

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Final score:

249points

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John C 3 years ago

I got so tired of saying this, I've installed motion sensing switches throughout my house: basement, kitchen, hallway. It's actually pretty handy when you come into the room with your hands full, should have done it sooner.

67points

#20

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Can the kids (in the park outside) shut up"

I am the grumpy old lady now.

s_chippi , Unsplash Report

Final score:

222points

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Cynner 3 years ago

Yes! Me too! And in de store, when a kid screams unnecessarily multiple times i can't help to blurt out 'why?!' Most of the time at least one person is smiling at me in understanding.

64points

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#27

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group “No, I’m okay. It just takes my back a little while to loosen up in the morning.”

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Final score:

174points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Me paying my savings to the chiropractor, cause my backs broken

17points

#28

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My knees hurt.

nefariosinsomniac , Unsplash Report

Final score:

168points

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LazyPandaOreo 3 years ago

every generation man EVERY.

43points

Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

im 13 and mine hurt all the time. my dad said it's mostly because the way we all ride bikes now days(knees bent, seat low) because being like that, messes your legs up.atkleast one kid on my street listened to me, the other fat one says: "i DoNt CaRe!"

2points

cookie panda 3 years ago

my knees hurt too and i'm 18

1point

Mary Peace 3 years ago

Why man and not woman? I think my knees hurt because I use the laptop, and once I put that down, the cat gets on my lap. He goes to sleep while I watch TV, and I leave him there until I absolutely HAVE to move. Before I had a cat I used to get up in between programmes or when the ads come on.

0points

Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W 3 years ago

EVERYTHING hurts...

4points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

My EVERYTHING hurts! Tell me I'm not alone please😭😭😭

3points

Iron Eddy 3 years ago

You are not!!

1point

Sista of the moon 3 years ago

I sat on my knees when i was young and DONT DO IT my knees hurt everyday. Please. It’s bad for your knees. I actually denied that it would happen but my knees hurt ALL THE DANG TIME NOW

2points

Zena Marsh 3 years ago

My knees hurt, and my hands, it's called arthritis.

1point

KT 3 years ago

mine don't hurt but they make ALOT of crunching sounds when i use the stairs O.o

1point

McSydney 3 years ago

Same

0points

mph seti 3 years ago

My knees are fine...It's my right shoulder and sometimes my neck that acts up now.

1point

El Dee 3 years ago

Knees, hip, back and neck..

1point

BlahBlahBlackSheepah 3 years ago

Yoga

1point

Alethia Nyx 3 years ago

I'm on the younger side of millennial and I can't believe my knees are f****d already. I honestly always thought it would be my hips to go first (I used to do a lot of ballet), and I never thought it would happen this early.

1point

Anonymousplease 3 years ago

My knees hurt all the time and I'm a teen

1point

Cécile V. 3 years ago

This is because you are growing up. Part of the process, it will stop

2points

Gabunya Matata 3 years ago

my bf, 25- " MY LOWER BACK HURTS!!! my knees hurt!!! wanna hear how loud my neck cracks??" XD

0points

GaeFrog 3 years ago

same ;-;

0points

Bella Jones 3 years ago

Baz Lurhmann, 'Sunscreen': Be kind to your knees You'll miss them when they're gone

0points

Robert Hebert 3 years ago

Just your knees? Doesn't everything hurt?

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 3 years ago

says every person over 40 ever

0points

Clearly sunny 3 years ago

Grow up and power through.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

My knees always hurt. I can't run around for a very long time because of my fragile little knees. I'm 12, gen z. I'm crackly, too. I can crack every single joint in my body, most of the time by accident. I should probably go to a doctor lol-

0points

Requiem 3 years ago

stretching and stayin in shape

0points

Vasana Phong 3 years ago

They don’t make shoes like they use too, like for orthopedic support, done intentionally so we keep buying new foot wear

0points

thetacotruckman 3 years ago

i'm not even millennial and my knees always hurt because tables are my sworn enemy.

0points

Pamela Scott 3 years ago

I don't know what I did to mine yesterday, but it hurts and it is swollen!

0points

Kristof De Smet 3 years ago

Mine started hurting when I was born, I think

0points

Suzy the observer 3 years ago

Yup. All the time.

0points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago

My knees have been hurting on and off and I'm only a teenager.

0points

TheReader19 3 years ago

Wait till your eye lids start hurting for no reason

0points

Cécile V. 3 years ago

Then you are tired. Read your reactions, so to speak. You"ll be surprised. A break. That is what I do and it works. Or ask the doctor about your glasses if too much strain

0points

Kristin Hall 3 years ago

Especially with colder weather... damn it!

-1point

#29

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I can't have curry after 6 or I'll have heartburn all night."

oikorapunk , Unsplash Report

Final score:

159points

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Corey Smith 3 years ago

But still, worth it.

43points

#30

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I will never financially recover from this"

Said after turning off yet another light left on in my home

cplank92 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

156points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Electricity ain't cheap

26points

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

It sneaks up on you, doesn`t it?

48points

Robyn Wilson 3 years ago (edited)

"This younger generation...no one wants to do hard work. Call in for a sniffle. Someone asked on Sunday for us to put in Sicktime for the upcoming Saturday...cause she doesn't want to work on Saturday. They don't make workers like they used to." I'm 40. My 80 year old grandfather started to laugh.

32points

Beans 3 years ago

Uhhh this pandemic is proof we shouldn't shame people for calling in sick or with a sniffle. People should rest when they are sick. Life's too short to compromise health for work. The problem is people can't afford to take a break and the irony is it makes them worse workers not better

31points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Was it your generation or your parent's that raised millennials into the adults they are today? Asking for a friend.

6points

Csaba Horvath 3 years ago

Who _wanted_ to do the hard work ever? Sometimes one must do, but no one _wants_. The whole progression of humanity is about to make life easier...

2points

King Joffrey 3 years ago

Yes, but don't you think it's our generation (I'm roughly your age) who just allowed employers to do what they please and never complained? For example, I took one sick day in the 14 years I've been with my current employer - not because I'm never sick but rather because I have this idiotic sense of duty that makes me come in to work even when I feel terrible. I think it's the 'kids' who have it right, not us.

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Damn those are stupid things to think or say.

-2points

Alethia Nyx 3 years ago

My friends and I have great conversations about what are good appliances, and how exciting said good appliances are. Particularly good vacuum cleaners, a good vacuum is amazing.

21points

Thindy 3 years ago

I just had this conversation with some friends of mine from high school. The head cheerleader was asking the cool goth girl of our group what she thought about the new Dyson and I'm chirping about how nothing can beat my 10 year old Kirby that weighs as much as my first car.

9points

Luthor 3 years ago (edited)

I just recently spent an hour, yes an hour, comparing the various types of different mattress protectors... the quality, the thickness, the fabric, the price etc. AN HOUR. When I finally decided on which one I wanted I came home like a child at Christmas... stripped the bed instantly so I could put it on. I even phoned my friend in Melbourne to tell him about it because he, too, is in the market for a decent mattress protector. When the hell did this happen?

17points

k1ddkanuck 3 years ago (edited)

I recently moved into a new condo that I'm renting, I'm flat broke due to the move, and my mom (who doesn't have much money herself) sent me new sheets, a comforter, pillowcases and a super comfy mattress pad as a surprise early birthday present. I literally jumped for joy. And pulled something in my back in the process.

14points

Wonder Woman 848 3 years ago

Eeek! I recognize a few symptoms of millennialism. Is that a word?

14points

Linda Cowley 3 years ago

It is now.

9points

PandaMonium 3 years ago

Went to an amusement park - realized my head didn't like roller coasters anymore. Said to my friends, "Are there any shows we can go to?"

12points

Desiree McKinnon 3 years ago

Might have gotten mild whiplash on the Corkscrew at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. Headache, nausea, stiff neck, etc. Never happened BEFORE 35...

1point

SydneyP 3 years ago

I always made fun of my mom because she always had the GOOD containers that we didn't get to take food home in then she had the cool whip bowls we were allowed to take food in. Now I'm just as psycho over my own good containers. It's a sickness.

11points

You kidding me 3 years ago

Boomer here, just wait!!!!!

11points

Bill Evs 3 years ago

I refuse to throw away old chargers, instruction manuals for devices I know completely how to work, packets of nails/ screws with only 2 or 3 left in them, weird things I find lying around the house that look important but I have no idea what they are used for etc 'just in case'. They're all kept in a drawer in the kitchen which I call "dads drawer" but which my wife calls "the drawer of useless crap!"

10points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Ah, yes, or as my hubby calls it, "My wife's closet." And, FYI, that toilet tank top I saved? Very handy when someone (hubby) dropped the tank's lid so I could fix the "weird noise". Ha! Never useless! Never! *maniacal laughter*..... Also, those manuals come in oddly handy.

7points

digitaldirt777 3 years ago

You are my dad, I tell him it is all online yet he saves it all.

2points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

I don't have a drawer of useless crap, I have a spare room of useless crap. Well not useless to me as it's full of things I might need someday.

1point

Bill Evs 3 years ago

The one for me that really bugs me is when I see it's coming up to 10pm and start thinking to myself "it's getting a bit late now".

9points

Katie Johnson 3 years ago

Getting excited when you order a new gadget, i.e. a hoover, mop, kettle, hairdryer

8points

Mer☕️🧭☕️ 3 years ago

I had a thing for "containers" - small trinket boxes, itty bitty boxes made of woods or shell or ceramic, etc., from the time I was in first or second grade. I collected them and put things in them and sometimes put the cute little boxes into the bigger cute little boxes... Lol, by the time I was in college I had graduated (ha ha) to "I can't throw this actually useful cardboard box away - it's too good a box!" Oh, boxes, how I love you...

8points

Y T 3 years ago

When people give me presents I save the box if it's nice, thinking "This a can use for someone's birthday in the future".

3points

Liz Strevens 3 years ago

humph, you kids wait until you are kneeling on the floor and wonder how you're going to stand up again.

7points

Frankenfrog 3 years ago

Already there

4points

LakeMonster 3 years ago

From a Gen Xer....don't feel bad about these things (except the physical stuff). Once you survive your 20's and you're no longer a drunk freeloading moron, you become responsible for your own life, and your perspective changes. It's called maturity.

6points

deathrose 3 years ago

Instead of trolling around clothing stores and getting our nails done or something my sister and I went to Michael's to buy yarn on sale because I've taken up knitting and went to Lowe's and Home Depot to look at appliances to replace to one's in the houses we own. We had a very interesting and long conversation about why fridges being connected to wifi be stupid and the pros and cons of counter depth fridges. Then we went and had salads for lunch instead of cheese burgers because or metabolisms aren't what they use to be and drove away in our Toyotas. I'm 28 and she's 29 lol

6points

Emowan 3 years ago

I bloody love bedtime now

4points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Gen X here - I once told my friend we had to rewind the VHS before returning it to Blockbuster.

4points

I want cake 3 years ago

I was in a white goods store a few years ago with my fiancé when he showed me a cool gadget and I said "yeah it looks cool, but look at it! Those bits don't come apart so it would be a nightmare to clean!" I could've sworn it was my mother but she was a few hundred kms away.

3points

Elizabeth Butler 3 years ago

I saw myself in way too many of these

2points

Rebecca Olds 3 years ago

Not sure if this counts but my fiance and I love to go antiquing. My last trip was over 200 dollars but i got a box worth of stuff including 2 coke glasses that look like the old fountain glasses with metal handle and everything. I also like buying vintage records. They sound so nice.

2points

Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

Maybe they’ll finally realize boomers aren’t bad. Filthy rich people are.

2points

Don't Look 3 years ago

well, no boomers in general aren't bad. The problem that millennials (used to) have was essentially the same issue that the generation between them and the one after millennials have with each other --- that pattern. It's far easier to notice the differences and contrast with them than it is to accept them.

0points

Enlee Jones 3 years ago

Dear Millennials, Welcome to my world. Sincerely, A Generation Xer

2points

Toast Of Saint Louis 3 years ago

Told my kids to turn that damn rap crap down and the next day I blasting 2 PAC and they said the same thing to me I said this is not crap, this is a classic and besides, 2 PAC is different, he's still alive. Lol

2points

Cori 3 years ago

I'm reading these after working in the garden for several hours yesterday. I'm stiff and sore all over. I'm 37 and I felt these in my soul.

2points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

As a millennial i can totally relate with most of these!!!

2points

Alexis Draskinis 3 years ago

Lets see....last yr we got super excited about getting a new stove. And 2 days ago i pulled a rib muscle leaning over to count something in a low cabinet. Ive had my share! Lol!

2points

Erin E 3 years ago

“Slowly” ... seems like warp speed to me. 37 with two “elder teenagers,” though 😂

2points

Kim Bush 3 years ago

Smh... Some of these comments. I wonder what you'll think 15-20 years from now.

2points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

Oh yes indeed, there is so much more to come. Wait until you can't sleep at all, wait until you have to get up in the middle of the night to poop. Wait until every visit to the doctors ends up with you having to take another new tablet. So much fun times ahead for you guys. lol.

0points

Chillace 3 years ago

I am most of these and im gen z

2points

Ms.GB 3 years ago

Wait 2 days, you'll wake up at 40 and be like wtf happened!?

11points

Chenandoa 3 years ago

Same!

0points

Sista of the moon 3 years ago

Yep, me too

0points

Guy MacGregor 3 years ago

Wow, feels good to read. Cause I'm born in 1987 and I don't recognize myself in any of this.

2points

M O'Connell 3 years ago

D'ya live with your parents still?

6points

It's just me 3 years ago

I was born in 81, I'll be 40 in less than 2 weeks and a few years ago I would have said the same thing... But now... I'm on board with a lot of these.

4points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Wow lol im 1987 and I'm all over this list it describes me XD

1point

Mona Khadra 3 years ago

I don't either! These are all so stupid !

-3points

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it's me again 3 years ago

Haha. You're all old now. Welcome to the club.

1point

Nat Jones 3 years ago

I tell ANY kids to "STOP that squealing & screaming! Went partially deaf at age 12 & it wrecks havoc with my H/Aids...😄🎧👂😱

1point

Cody Flynn 3 years ago

My day was fine until I read this post lmao

1point

MCathenaE 3 years ago

I think these are all me

1point

Sasy 3 years ago

Reading all of this I came to one eye opening conclusion...we are going to all be older adults for longer than we were young adults and now I am even more tired. 20 - 40 is nothing compared to 40-85+ it feels like we got cheated somehow.

1point

Laura Osborne 3 years ago

And for me it's: I can't have that coffee after 8pm or I'll be awake all night!! Laugh and learn youngsters - this WILL be you one day :)

1point

Norah 3 years ago

As a kid, I was always disappointed that my mom made sandwiches for road trips, instead of getting to go to McDonalds off the highway. Last long drive with my partner: "honey, I have sandwiches, grapes and banana bread. What do you want?" I then stopped talking as it dawned on me: I have turned into my mother. (Which is great, because she is absolutely incredible)

1point

Yehudit Hannah Cohn 3 years ago

Why do people insist on commenting on every entry? Are they desperate to see their names in print? Why do they insist on pointing that this stuff happens to everyone? Well, duh, but let's try to keep our boats on the same river, people: don't read entries for how you would react, but how the person who wrote it felt and why. Try re-reading the title or maybe the explanatory paragraphs at the beginning. One last thing: your "joke comments", generally aren't. Thank you. I feel better.

1point

El Dee 3 years ago

We get to an age when our bodies start to wear out and this is most of what makes me 'feel old' Some of it is nostalgia for the music of my youth but I truly believe that this generation is the best so far. They've been on the frontline during this pandemic and kept all of us safe, they haven't complained and they have stepped up and made things happen. Us 'oldies' should be more grateful..

1point

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François Carré 3 years ago

I was about 30 years old when I discovered that you get to wait for about 3 seconds before you actually start to pee. Now I'm used to it.

1point

Justin Moore 3 years ago

Millennials are literally in their 30s to 20s overall. Lol they are not slowly turning middle age right now and are the definition of young adults.

0points

read041 3 years ago

No I'll have salad, if I have pizza I'll just get heartburn.

0points

W. 5 3 years ago

Reading this I realised that I've been middle-aged since I was a teenager....ouch!

0points

Ross Warren 3 years ago

I was offered the senior discount at the grocery store (pre pandemic, no mask) I was 35 at the time.

0points

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago

Guys, we've all become the people from that insurance commercial. You know, the ones that go to those classes that guy teaches, so they can learn how not to become their parents? Yeah, that's us!! 😭😂🤣😂🤣

0points

Fixin'Ta 3 years ago

As a Gen-X/Boomer cusp "old-middle-ager", I'm laughing so hard. We all made fun of "the old folks" but now we're them. Happens to the best of us, if we're lucky.

0points

Katie Morris 3 years ago

Omg You are all ageing at only 21 !!! Seriously

0points

Heather Menard 3 years ago

I hate these stairs why can't I live on the first floor

0points

Carol Emory 3 years ago

Or the "Now when I wave to someone, the underpart of my arm flaps too."

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Jenn C 3 years ago (edited)

I realized I had crossed over to the adult side when I saw two little kids playing leapfrog, and instead of thinking 'aww that looks like fun', I thought 'one of them will miss and land on the other kid, and then they'll start fighting'.

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Jenn C 3 years ago

I work with kids and have to break up arguments, and have learned to intervene before they start to fight, but I didn't even know these kids.

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Bernardita Valdés 3 years ago

Boomennials But yeah i like how it mostly turns out to recycle stuff, stop wasting food that would rather go to waste, and being aware of annoying stuff u used to do so u stop doing.

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Jenifer Riggs 3 years ago

Omg I feel this! I find myself constantly grumbling about the "youth of today" who are all somehow stepping out on their own with no clue about living as an adult. They have no idea how to do housework, have terrible work ethics, and don't know how household bills work. Its so weird because I'm literally only in the late 20s and am talking about 17-22 year olds. Theres literally about a 10 year difference max.

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Pungent Sauce 3 years ago

20’s bragging about who closed the bar, 50’s bragging about who went to bed before 10

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Y T 3 years ago

I bent down to get my mail and hurt my back so much that I had to go to the chiropractor.

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Carole Reid 3 years ago

These are hysterical.

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Must Be Bored Again 3 years ago

My grown son has been sending me pictures of my "grand baby plants"! He is trying to grown his own garden for the first time.

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Ruth Riegler 3 years ago

And now the millennials who've spent the last decade blaming boomers for everything bad can listen to the Gen Zers and whoever comes after that blaming them for everything bad...

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similarly 3 years ago

This week, my allergies were acting up and I sneezed too hard ... and I think I tore my hernia again.

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Monica Rolfe 3 years ago

Literally every item on this list hits too close to home.

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Yustagirl3 3 years ago

I'm a millinial but even 10 years ago these where relatable to me, I guess I'm an old soul 😅. But seriously who doesn't like sleeping /going to bed because you are tired?!

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Sean Harrison 3 years ago

FINALLY! Millenials know how GenX felt when we had to deal with them all these years.

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Patrick James 3 years ago

Using a Copy machine "You used to tell it how many copies you wanted and press copy!"

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Jaime 3 years ago

...I guess I’m middle aged then

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Esther 3 years ago (edited)

I see this all around, what are millennials? gen-z?

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N G 3 years ago

I've been experiencing a not inconsiderable number of these since I was in my mid-20s. I'm now 40 (so borderline Millennial depending on the metric used - I think I'm closer to Gen X, but there's apparently only a year in it)

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Hermione Jean Granger 3 years ago

Me (a 14 year old): my back, hip, knees hurt Also me: *run straight into a wall four times within the hour*

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Edgar Rops 3 years ago

I'd add one more thing, but it will probably get me banned for being sexist

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Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago

My retirement plan has always been to have a house with an attic, and to get an air rifle, then shoot at the gnome statues in my lawn the middle of the night while shouting "GET OFF MY LAWN!" Then I'll call the police the next morning to complain about the kids trashing my front yard again.

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Chillace 3 years ago

lol

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Mona Khadra 3 years ago

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

It sneaks up on you, doesn`t it?

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Robyn Wilson 3 years ago (edited)

32points

Beans 3 years ago

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Was it your generation or your parent's that raised millennials into the adults they are today? Asking for a friend.

6points

Csaba Horvath 3 years ago

Who _wanted_ to do the hard work ever? Sometimes one must do, but no one _wants_. The whole progression of humanity is about to make life easier...

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King Joffrey 3 years ago

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Damn those are stupid things to think or say.

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Alethia Nyx 3 years ago

My friends and I have great conversations about what are good appliances, and how exciting said good appliances are. Particularly good vacuum cleaners, a good vacuum is amazing.

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Thindy 3 years ago

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Luthor 3 years ago (edited)

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k1ddkanuck 3 years ago (edited)

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Wonder Woman 848 3 years ago

Eeek! I recognize a few symptoms of millennialism. Is that a word?

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Linda Cowley 3 years ago

It is now.

9points

PandaMonium 3 years ago

Went to an amusement park - realized my head didn't like roller coasters anymore. Said to my friends, "Are there any shows we can go to?"

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Desiree McKinnon 3 years ago

Might have gotten mild whiplash on the Corkscrew at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. Headache, nausea, stiff neck, etc. Never happened BEFORE 35...

1point

SydneyP 3 years ago

11points

You kidding me 3 years ago

Boomer here, just wait!!!!!

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Bill Evs 3 years ago

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

7points

digitaldirt777 3 years ago

You are my dad, I tell him it is all online yet he saves it all.

2points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

I don't have a drawer of useless crap, I have a spare room of useless crap. Well not useless to me as it's full of things I might need someday.

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Bill Evs 3 years ago

The one for me that really bugs me is when I see it's coming up to 10pm and start thinking to myself "it's getting a bit late now".

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Katie Johnson 3 years ago

Getting excited when you order a new gadget, i.e. a hoover, mop, kettle, hairdryer

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Mer☕️🧭☕️ 3 years ago

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Y T 3 years ago

When people give me presents I save the box if it's nice, thinking "This a can use for someone's birthday in the future".

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Liz Strevens 3 years ago

humph, you kids wait until you are kneeling on the floor and wonder how you're going to stand up again.

7points

Frankenfrog 3 years ago

Already there

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LakeMonster 3 years ago

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deathrose 3 years ago

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Emowan 3 years ago

I bloody love bedtime now

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Gen X here - I once told my friend we had to rewind the VHS before returning it to Blockbuster.

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I want cake 3 years ago

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Elizabeth Butler 3 years ago

I saw myself in way too many of these

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Rebecca Olds 3 years ago

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Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

Maybe they’ll finally realize boomers aren’t bad. Filthy rich people are.

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Don't Look 3 years ago

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Enlee Jones 3 years ago

Dear Millennials, Welcome to my world. Sincerely, A Generation Xer

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Toast Of Saint Louis 3 years ago

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Cori 3 years ago

I'm reading these after working in the garden for several hours yesterday. I'm stiff and sore all over. I'm 37 and I felt these in my soul.

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

As a millennial i can totally relate with most of these!!!

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Alexis Draskinis 3 years ago

Lets see....last yr we got super excited about getting a new stove. And 2 days ago i pulled a rib muscle leaning over to count something in a low cabinet. Ive had my share! Lol!

2points

Erin E 3 years ago

“Slowly” ... seems like warp speed to me. 37 with two “elder teenagers,” though 😂

2points

Kim Bush 3 years ago

Smh... Some of these comments. I wonder what you'll think 15-20 years from now.

2points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

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Chillace 3 years ago

I am most of these and im gen z

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Ms.GB 3 years ago

Wait 2 days, you'll wake up at 40 and be like wtf happened!?

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Chenandoa 3 years ago

Same!

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Sista of the moon 3 years ago

Yep, me too

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Guy MacGregor 3 years ago

Wow, feels good to read. Cause I'm born in 1987 and I don't recognize myself in any of this.

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

D'ya live with your parents still?

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It's just me 3 years ago

I was born in 81, I'll be 40 in less than 2 weeks and a few years ago I would have said the same thing... But now... I'm on board with a lot of these.

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Wow lol im 1987 and I'm all over this list it describes me XD

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Mona Khadra 3 years ago

I don't either! These are all so stupid !

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

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it's me again 3 years ago

Haha. You're all old now. Welcome to the club.

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Nat Jones 3 years ago

I tell ANY kids to "STOP that squealing & screaming! Went partially deaf at age 12 & it wrecks havoc with my H/Aids...😄🎧👂😱

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Cody Flynn 3 years ago

My day was fine until I read this post lmao

1point

MCathenaE 3 years ago

I think these are all me

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Sasy 3 years ago

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Laura Osborne 3 years ago

And for me it's: I can't have that coffee after 8pm or I'll be awake all night!! Laugh and learn youngsters - this WILL be you one day :)

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Norah 3 years ago

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Yehudit Hannah Cohn 3 years ago

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El Dee 3 years ago

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François Carré 3 years ago

I was about 30 years old when I discovered that you get to wait for about 3 seconds before you actually start to pee. Now I'm used to it.

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Justin Moore 3 years ago

Millennials are literally in their 30s to 20s overall. Lol they are not slowly turning middle age right now and are the definition of young adults.

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read041 3 years ago

No I'll have salad, if I have pizza I'll just get heartburn.

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W. 5 3 years ago

Reading this I realised that I've been middle-aged since I was a teenager....ouch!

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Ross Warren 3 years ago

I was offered the senior discount at the grocery store (pre pandemic, no mask) I was 35 at the time.

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Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago

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Fixin'Ta 3 years ago

As a Gen-X/Boomer cusp "old-middle-ager", I'm laughing so hard. We all made fun of "the old folks" but now we're them. Happens to the best of us, if we're lucky.

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Katie Morris 3 years ago

Omg You are all ageing at only 21 !!! Seriously

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Heather Menard 3 years ago

I hate these stairs why can't I live on the first floor

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Carol Emory 3 years ago

Or the "Now when I wave to someone, the underpart of my arm flaps too."

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Jenn C 3 years ago (edited)

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Jenn C 3 years ago

I work with kids and have to break up arguments, and have learned to intervene before they start to fight, but I didn't even know these kids.

0points

Bernardita Valdés 3 years ago

Boomennials But yeah i like how it mostly turns out to recycle stuff, stop wasting food that would rather go to waste, and being aware of annoying stuff u used to do so u stop doing.

0points

Jenifer Riggs 3 years ago

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Pungent Sauce 3 years ago

20’s bragging about who closed the bar, 50’s bragging about who went to bed before 10

0points

Y T 3 years ago

I bent down to get my mail and hurt my back so much that I had to go to the chiropractor.

0points

Carole Reid 3 years ago

These are hysterical.

0points

Must Be Bored Again 3 years ago

My grown son has been sending me pictures of my "grand baby plants"! He is trying to grown his own garden for the first time.

0points

Ruth Riegler 3 years ago

And now the millennials who've spent the last decade blaming boomers for everything bad can listen to the Gen Zers and whoever comes after that blaming them for everything bad...

0points

similarly 3 years ago

This week, my allergies were acting up and I sneezed too hard ... and I think I tore my hernia again.

0points

Monica Rolfe 3 years ago

Literally every item on this list hits too close to home.

0points

Yustagirl3 3 years ago

I'm a millinial but even 10 years ago these where relatable to me, I guess I'm an old soul 😅. But seriously who doesn't like sleeping /going to bed because you are tired?!

0points

Sean Harrison 3 years ago

FINALLY! Millenials know how GenX felt when we had to deal with them all these years.

0points

Patrick James 3 years ago

Using a Copy machine "You used to tell it how many copies you wanted and press copy!"

0points

Jaime 3 years ago

...I guess I’m middle aged then

0points

Esther 3 years ago (edited)

I see this all around, what are millennials? gen-z?

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N G 3 years ago

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Hermione Jean Granger 3 years ago

Me (a 14 year old): my back, hip, knees hurt Also me: *run straight into a wall four times within the hour*

-1point

Edgar Rops 3 years ago

I'd add one more thing, but it will probably get me banned for being sexist

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Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago

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Chillace 3 years ago

lol

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