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In every millennial's life, there is that one day and that one time that you say something to yourself or out loud and then stop for a second in awe. Whatever the sentence was, you couldn’t have imagined saying it unless, well, you’re middle-aged. Be it “I am looking forward to going to bed” or “Why is the music so loud in here?!” and then all of a sudden, the moment of realization hits and the lightbulb switches on: I am definitely ageing. And before you change your mind from getting takeout to actually going home and cooking the chicken that’s been sitting in your fridge for a few days now, take a look at the list below of the best things people have caught themselves saying that made them realize they’re slowly knocking at the middle-aged people's door.

The online community r/AskReddit, labelling themselves as “the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions,” was a perfect platform for the user naxxfish to fire it out to the millennials: “What was the most middle-aged thing you caught yourself saying recently?” And, well, the answers were ranging from hilarious to hysterical to "I can actually totally relate." Vote for your favorite ones and let us know yours!

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#1

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group That's a nice box, keep it.

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just a hamilfan (hufflepuff)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this my whole life. (i used them to store markers and pens and other random crap i kept in my room)

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#2

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Not something I said but I just stood out on my porch this morning drinking my coffee and someone drove by pretty fast and I thought “that’s way too fast”

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June
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are aware of people walking, kids, animals.... yeah, that's way too fast. Nothing to do with middle-age or so.

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#4

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I tried listening to the iTunes top 100 yesterday for a change of pace and it all sounded like hot garbage, “WHAT ARE KIDS EVEN LISTENING TO THESE DAYS?!”

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John C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're listening to whatever their parents won't. Same as last generation. And the one before that.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Scrolling through my Spotify and constantly asking who the hell are these people?

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A U T O P H O B I A
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay but seriously who the hell are they? Like i've never listened to them why tf do they keep showing up

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#6

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slept wrong and haven’t been able to turn my head for three days.

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Asy EnderDragon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i did this and i am gen-z.................it hurt so bad ;-; I was in total pain and i lied in bed for days

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#7

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Calling a 21 year-old guy a “kid”.

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June
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A 21yo "kid" calling you "mister" or "ma'am". Ouch.

Shelley DuVal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It gets worse as you get older, wait until you walk into a store, look around to see which direction you need to go and some helpful 20 yo will practically run up to you to lead you to where you need to go, because now it looks like your feeble self isn't capable of finding things any more.

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Martz Migraña
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still remember when I was a kid and looked at 20ish people and thought they were full adults with adult and stable lives, haha! Oh my! Now I'm 28 and I've realized how far from truth I was!

François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until you realize that 21 year-old kid could very well be your son or daughter since they're actually half your age.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well when 21 year old guys stop acting like kids they can be something else.

CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work in a call center and cam see the date of birth of customers. Basically anyone born after 95 I call a kid 😂

Laura Osborne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work in McDonalds and we have a lot of school/college/university students - boy they make me feel old! (one of the guy's mum was in my class at school too, definitely feeling old) but I hope I encourage them to work hard at their education so they get more opportunities then me...

Jo87
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently interviewed someone who was born in 2002. For a degree place, they'd live alone, be able to drink alcohol and everything. It was a very depressing experience 😂

Trisha Lynn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂 I always laugh when a 20 or 21 year-old says "Back in the day...."

Holly Freeman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I called a co-worker kid the other day... they’re 26... I’m 29... everyone a day younger than myself is a fetus now

Jo87
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel this. I started getting the odd grey hair a few years ago, but now, two strands are growing next to each other, simultaneously. I am reserving my spot at the cemetery.

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SoozeeQ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I referred to my colleague's 15-year-old as a kid, and she got offended. "He's not a little kid"! (He is short, so maybe that's what she was upset about). My response: "At my age, anyone under 20 is a kid".

Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Generally that's not nice! I'm 34 looking younger and i hate when they speak to me like I'm a child

Gabunya Matata
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i was 13 when a woman said to her kid "look at how long this auntie's hair is" .... i'm super tall but also AUNTIE!??!??! i'm 23 and still having the same old baby face so jeezz!!! i'm not an auntie ;_;

Paradise
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know. I want to stab someone. What's that Steve Buscemi Meme where he tries to hang with the cool kids?

Sam T Godfrey
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The statement in the 60's used to be: "Never trust anyone over 30!" Guess what it is now!

Brandi VanSteenwyk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doing so comes naturally when your own children are that age or older....

Bill Cipher
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my parents call people driving with their phone in their hand "stupid"

Siah avis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YAS! I'm 28 and anyone younger than me, I now refer to as 'kid' :'D Such a change from when I used to consider late 20s as middle age :'D

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#8

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group You want to go out for dinner? Oh no, I can’t; I have chicken in the fridge that I have to cook before it goes bad

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Theater Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could also be a young person thing because a lot of young people are broke.

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#9

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Oh no thank, you. I can't have caffeine this late in the day or I'll never get to sleep tonight."

My spouse was offering me the last soda from the fridge. It was 1pm.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I was venting to a coworker about these noisy bastards living next to me. I actually said the words, “goddamn teenagers and their Bluetooth machines”. I stand by my admonition but man it was my greatest age leap forward since I embraced the sensible Toyota.

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#11

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Had a riveting conversation with some friends about the best office chairs for lumbar support.

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The Chosen One
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, I personally think everything needs lumbar support. I'm 15 and I don't know what a lumbar is but I do know they need support!

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#12

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Wanted to buy a snack and then thought, "no, I have food at home"

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Some kids ran through my lawn the other day. I'm still recovering.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group When my wife asked if there was anything she need to pick up at the store, and I responded: "I think we're out of asparagus."

Not sure what foul demon possessed me to to say those words.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why is the music so loud in here?!

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#16

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My housemate: you want a drink?

Me: Nah, man. I haven't had a drink in... six months maybe? More?

My housemate: You stopped drinking?

Me: I'm not SOBER or anything, it's just that alcohol makes me sleepy.

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k1ddkanuck
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geez... am I millenial-ing wrong? *sips on 3rd beer of the evening while home, alone, reading boredpanda*

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why do I get up every day and crack like a glow stick with out the glow it’s so disappointing.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "They just don't make them like they used to" them being good wood dressers

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "When you leave a room, turn the light OFF!"

I've become my dad.....

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John C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got so tired of saying this, I've installed motion sensing switches throughout my house: basement, kitchen, hallway. It's actually pretty handy when you come into the room with your hands full, should have done it sooner.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Can the kids (in the park outside) shut up"

I am the grumpy old lady now.

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Cynner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Me too! And in de store, when a kid screams unnecessarily multiple times i can't help to blurt out 'why?!' Most of the time at least one person is smiling at me in understanding.

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#21

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I can't fix one thing in my house without at least 15 minutes of complaining about the previous owners handiwork.

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the nincompoop previous owner who installed fluorescent undercabinet lighting in 1993 using screws which were too long and penetrated through the bottom shelf of the cabinet and then just left them like that for 25 years.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slapped a crate I had strapped onto the back of my car and said "This isn't going anywhere"

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Quit touching the god damn thermostat, you’re driving the bill up.

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John C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't an age or generation thing, this happens when you start paying the bill. Welcome to the real world.

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group That classic “dad groan” when standing up

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group In a conversation with a friend "I managed to find a really good knife block recently..."

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I had my bachelor party in Vegas recently.

I went to bed because I was tired, not because I was sloppy drunk like every other time I went to Vegas. Fml I’m old now

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#27

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group “No, I’m okay. It just takes my back a little while to loosen up in the morning.”

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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I can't have curry after 6 or I'll have heartburn all night."

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#30

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I will never financially recover from this"

Said after turning off yet another light left on in my home

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