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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Not something I said but I just stood out on my porch this morning drinking my coffee and someone drove by pretty fast and I thought “that’s way too fast”

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Final score:

423points

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June 3 years ago

If you are aware of people walking, kids, animals.... yeah, that's way too fast. Nothing to do with middle-age or so.

64points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I am looking forward to going to bed.

TwoDaysInOklahoma , Unsplash Report

Final score:

419points

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just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 3 years ago

quote of the year

93points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I tried listening to the iTunes top 100 yesterday for a change of pace and it all sounded like hot garbage, “WHAT ARE KIDS EVEN LISTENING TO THESE DAYS?!”

HeckinAdult Report

Final score:

416points

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John C 3 years ago

They're listening to whatever their parents won't. Same as last generation. And the one before that.

162points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Scrolling through my Spotify and constantly asking who the hell are these people?

426763 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

410points

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A U T O P H O B I A 3 years ago (edited)

Okay but seriously who the hell are they? Like i've never listened to them why tf do they keep showing up

104points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slept wrong and haven’t been able to turn my head for three days.

Dangerous_Effort3355 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

408points

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Asy EnderDragon 3 years ago

i did this and i am gen-z.................it hurt so bad ;-; I was in total pain and i lied in bed for days

79points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Calling a 21 year-old guy a “kid”.

Gexmnlin13 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

403points

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June 3 years ago (edited)

A 21yo "kid" calling you "mister" or "ma'am". Ouch.

177points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group You want to go out for dinner? Oh no, I can’t; I have chicken in the fridge that I have to cook before it goes bad

MehMeh0003 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

368points

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Theater Kid 3 years ago

This could also be a young person thing because a lot of young people are broke.

65points

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Oh no thank, you. I can't have caffeine this late in the day or I'll never get to sleep tonight."

My spouse was offering me the last soda from the fridge. It was 1pm.

FriendlyFishstix , Unsplash Report

Final score:

337points

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

Coffee after 11AM is usually a problem for me.

54points

#10

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I was venting to a coworker about these noisy bastards living next to me. I actually said the words, “goddamn teenagers and their Bluetooth machines”. I stand by my admonition but man it was my greatest age leap forward since I embraced the sensible Toyota.

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Final score:

330points

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Chris Meyers 3 years ago

"Bluetooth machines" HAHAHHAHA I feel ya.

84points

#11

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Had a riveting conversation with some friends about the best office chairs for lumbar support.

TopMacaroon , Unsplash Report

Final score:

307points

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The Chosen One 3 years ago

Hey, I personally think everything needs lumbar support. I'm 15 and I don't know what a lumbar is but I do know they need support!

113points

#12

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Wanted to buy a snack and then thought, "no, I have food at home"

saugoof , Unsplash Report

Final score:

291points

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Your Average Pooh 3 years ago

But then you walk up to the sad reality of "no food at home"

49points

#13

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Some kids ran through my lawn the other day. I'm still recovering.

Atrius129 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

289points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Breath in and out of a brown paper bag

76points

#14

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group When my wife asked if there was anything she need to pick up at the store, and I responded: "I think we're out of asparagus."

Not sure what foul demon possessed me to to say those words.

moronomer , Unsplash Report

Final score:

282points

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Gemstripe the RainWing 3 years ago

*Gasp*

50points

#15

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why is the music so loud in here?!

LexiMarthaStewart , Unsplash Report

Final score:

272points

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Wonder Woman 848 3 years ago

I say this and I'm not a millennial. :|

56points

#16

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My housemate: you want a drink?

Me: Nah, man. I haven't had a drink in... six months maybe? More?

My housemate: You stopped drinking?

Me: I'm not SOBER or anything, it's just that alcohol makes me sleepy.

itcouldbesomuchworse , Unsplash Report

Final score:

260points

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k1ddkanuck 3 years ago

Geez... am I millenial-ing wrong? *sips on 3rd beer of the evening while home, alone, reading boredpanda*

12points

#17

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why do I get up every day and crack like a glow stick with out the glow it’s so disappointing.

Magnetmonkey39 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

259points

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Nikki Hilton 3 years ago

And then walk gingerly to the bathroom.

55points

#18

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "They just don't make them like they used to" them being good wood dressers

CoconutSunshine , Unsplash Report

Final score:

259points

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

But they really don`t

137points

#19

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "When you leave a room, turn the light OFF!"

I've become my dad.....

TheGoodJudgeHolden , Unsplash Report

Final score:

249points

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John C 3 years ago

I got so tired of saying this, I've installed motion sensing switches throughout my house: basement, kitchen, hallway. It's actually pretty handy when you come into the room with your hands full, should have done it sooner.

67points

#20

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Can the kids (in the park outside) shut up"

I am the grumpy old lady now.

s_chippi , Unsplash Report

Final score:

222points

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Cynner 3 years ago

Yes! Me too! And in de store, when a kid screams unnecessarily multiple times i can't help to blurt out 'why?!' Most of the time at least one person is smiling at me in understanding.

64points

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#27

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group “No, I’m okay. It just takes my back a little while to loosen up in the morning.”

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Final score:

174points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Me paying my savings to the chiropractor, cause my backs broken

17points

#28

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My knees hurt.

nefariosinsomniac , Unsplash Report

Final score:

168points

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LazyPandaOreo 3 years ago

every generation man EVERY.

43points

#29

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I can't have curry after 6 or I'll have heartburn all night."

oikorapunk , Unsplash Report

Final score:

159points

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Corey Smith 3 years ago

But still, worth it.

43points

#30

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I will never financially recover from this"

Said after turning off yet another light left on in my home

cplank92 , Unsplash Report

Final score:

156points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Electricity ain't cheap

26points

After graduating Media and Photography in the United Kingdom, Irmante got drawn into the captivating world of travelling and spent most of the years on the road discovering cultures, learning languages and meeting the most fascinating people. If not writing articles for Bored Panda readers she can be found listening to jazz in Ethiopia, sipping flat whites in Australia or trekking Guatemalan jungles. Her likes include films by Wes Anderson, pseudoscientific practices and being obsessed with everything Mexico and Central America. Her friends mainly describe her as inquisitive, adventurous, and caring.

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

It sneaks up on you, doesn`t it?

48points

Robyn Wilson 3 years ago (edited)

"This younger generation...no one wants to do hard work. Call in for a sniffle. Someone asked on Sunday for us to put in Sicktime for the upcoming Saturday...cause she doesn't want to work on Saturday. They don't make workers like they used to." I'm 40. My 80 year old grandfather started to laugh.

32points

Beans 3 years ago

Uhhh this pandemic is proof we shouldn't shame people for calling in sick or with a sniffle. People should rest when they are sick. Life's too short to compromise health for work. The problem is people can't afford to take a break and the irony is it makes them worse workers not better

31points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Was it your generation or your parent's that raised millennials into the adults they are today? Asking for a friend.

6points

Csaba Horvath 3 years ago

Who _wanted_ to do the hard work ever? Sometimes one must do, but no one _wants_. The whole progression of humanity is about to make life easier...

2points

King Joffrey 3 years ago

Yes, but don't you think it's our generation (I'm roughly your age) who just allowed employers to do what they please and never complained? For example, I took one sick day in the 14 years I've been with my current employer - not because I'm never sick but rather because I have this idiotic sense of duty that makes me come in to work even when I feel terrible. I think it's the 'kids' who have it right, not us.

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Damn those are stupid things to think or say.

-2points

Alethia Nyx 3 years ago

My friends and I have great conversations about what are good appliances, and how exciting said good appliances are. Particularly good vacuum cleaners, a good vacuum is amazing.

21points

Thindy 3 years ago

I just had this conversation with some friends of mine from high school. The head cheerleader was asking the cool goth girl of our group what she thought about the new Dyson and I'm chirping about how nothing can beat my 10 year old Kirby that weighs as much as my first car.

9points

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

It sneaks up on you, doesn`t it?

48points

Robyn Wilson 3 years ago (edited)

32points

Beans 3 years ago

31points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Was it your generation or your parent's that raised millennials into the adults they are today? Asking for a friend.

6points

Csaba Horvath 3 years ago

Who _wanted_ to do the hard work ever? Sometimes one must do, but no one _wants_. The whole progression of humanity is about to make life easier...

2points

King Joffrey 3 years ago

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Damn those are stupid things to think or say.

-2points

Alethia Nyx 3 years ago

My friends and I have great conversations about what are good appliances, and how exciting said good appliances are. Particularly good vacuum cleaners, a good vacuum is amazing.

21points

Thindy 3 years ago

9points