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91 Funny Millennial Jokes That Are Oh-So-Relatable

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Tell me a joke that's one word long - Millennials. Want to hear an even better joke? Millennials AND the housing market.

Millennials - the disadvantaged and misunderstood generation. Because the avocado toast and $3 coffee - the two "luxury" goods from where all the Millennial jokes started - are definitely why we can't afford to buy real estate. Well, perhaps if you boomers stopped doing business from letting houses and turning them into AirBnbs, the housing market would be relatively affordable again. But don't worry, we get it; you want to live comfortably in your golden years. It's okay; we don't mind renting for the rest of our lives.

Call us lazy, say that we don't know how to make money, but don't say that we take too long to leave our parents' home because we occasionally get our coffee from a coffee shop. Don't you dare involve coffee in it! These boomer jokes are getting out of hand. Yes, perhaps you saw and lived through the fall of the Berlin Wall, but you know what you can't brag about? Unlike us Millennials, you can't take a joke. And that's the biggest joke of the day.

Or prove us wrong. That's what you love to do, don't you? Either way, don't take this mockery close to heart. After all, the Bible says to respect our elders. So let's stop the fights and the disagreements between us, at least for a little while, and read some funny jokes instead. What you can't take away from us is our sense of humor. Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about Millennials for us all, Millennials, Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Z-ers, to have a laugh at. Know even more great jokes and puns about generations? Let us know!

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#1

Boomers: When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.

Generation X: When life hands you lemons, create a business to market lemon juice as a healthy, low carb, low sugar variation to lemonade. Make millions.

Millennials: Lol, as if anyone would just "hand me" some lemons.

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#2

Joke on millennials For every broke or unemployed millennial. There is a boomer earning six figures that can't open a PDF.

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#3

I am getting so sick of Millennials and their attitude. Always walking around like they rent the place.

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#4

What did the Millennial say to the boomer upset over being called “boomer”?
The same thing boomers said to them growing up: “They’re just words. They can’t hurt you.”

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#5

Joke on millennials If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about Millennials, I could fix the economy they broke.

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#6

Grandpa: Your generation wastes too much in therapy!
Millennial: Don't worry, we just make up for the therapy your generation missed.

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#7

""This generation can't take a joke."
Our entire generation laughs at f*king internet memes all day long, we just don't like racist jokes."

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#8

To all the Millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry. Just think about the future, where things will be much worse.

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#9

Millennial milestone: I finally moved out of my parents and moved in with my girlfriend. Her parents were supportive, too. They even let us bring food upstairs.

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#10

Joke on millennials Boomer: “Millennials want open office spaces.”
Millennials: “No, we want to be compensated for our labor.”
Boomer: “No, you just want bean bag chairs!”

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#11

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

29points

#12

If a Millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes, tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s.

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#13

Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome! LAN parties, DnD nights, wheelchair races, having awesome songs from the 2000's as our golden oldies! It'll be great, especially if we can line up our work schedules!

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#14

If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such: “They died doing what they loved. Dying.”

27points

#15

Joke on millennials Why do Millennials always type in lowercase?
Because they reject capitalism.

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#16

Baby Boomers: Started three wars and a worldwide recession.
Also Baby Boomers: Why are Millennials so cynical?

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#17

My grandpa told me, “You Millennials are too dependent on technology... So I plugged out his life support.

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#18

What's the difference between a millennial and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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#19

Joke on millennials I asked a Millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room.
He said: “Nah a ma stay.”

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#20

What’s the Millennial diet?
Air and student debt.

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#21

How do Millennials fireproof their homes?
By never owning one.

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#22

Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is role playing as a couple that owns a house.

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#23

Why did the Millennial cross the road?
To stare at his phone on the other side.

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#24

Maybe if there are ping pong tables and endless snacks, millennials won’t realize that they’re expected to work 80 hours a week for barely minimum wage.

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#25

Joke on millennials Dogs, not marriage or kids, motivate millennials to buy homes. I don’t know how they afford it though. Dogs are expensive.

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#26

Joke on millennials Is there a problem in the world Millennials don’t get blamed for?
I don’t think so.

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#27

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
That's racist.

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#28

What do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson?
Johnny Bitcoin.

15points

#29

Why are Millennials so odd?
Because they can’t even.

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#30

Joke on millennials What do you call the pilot of the Millennial Falcon?
Hans YOLO!

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#31

Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who’s new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.

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#32

85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words:
Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down.

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#33

What’s the difference between Elvis and a millennial’s spirit?
Some people still think Elvis is alive.

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#34

My Millennial son called me for the first time in a year and a half. I changed the Netflix password.

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#35

Why don’t cannibals like to eat Millennials?
They’re too salty.

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#36

Joke on millennials Next time someone complains about Millennials remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.

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#37

What device did God use to communicate with Millennials?
A tablet. But not from Apple.

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#38

What do you call a millennial in a corn field?
Lost. They’re definitely lost.

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#39

How do you know if you're talking to a Millennial?
They literally say literally every other sentence.

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#40

Millionaire to Millennials: "Stop buying avocado toast if you want to buy a home."

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#41

Why do people retire to places with nice warm climates and sunny weather?
To get as far away from the snowflakes as possible.

12points

#42

Joke on millennials How many Millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Enough to protest until the government does it for them.

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#43

Trump shutting down the border would be the best thing for millennials. Once the avocado market dries up they can finally pay off their student loans and buy a house.

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#44

Joke on millennials What do Millennials and Tarzan falling to his death have in common?
They both have said, “I miss Vine.”

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#45

A millennial walks into a bar.
I only know this because he shared stats with everyone.

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#46

What is the best way to measure a Millennial?
In Instagrams.

11points

#47

Joke on millennials Investment diversification for Millennial's means having funds in both your Paypal and Venmo account.

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#48

What happened when the snowflake was told to come to work 30 minutes early. They literally had a melt down.

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#49

Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired? They fired him because he didn’t believe in labels.

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#50

How many Millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 1 to hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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#51

Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition?
There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.

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#52

Joke on millennials Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?
Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.

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#53

Can someone help me figure out if I'm a millennial?
I can't Google it because my parents won't pay the Internet bill.

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#54

How do you put a Millennial to sleep?
With a LOLlaby.

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#55

What do you call an elderly millennial?
A broken hipster.

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#56

Joke on millennials The perfect job for millennials doesn't exis...
Yes, it's exist. Emoji translator.

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#57

What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?
That low key gave me chills.

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#58

I’m just a conservative millennial.
I like to party Alt-Night.

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#59

Remember that ridiculous article that asserted that the reason Millennials can’t afford to buy houses was that they were buying too much avocado toast? Hilarious.

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#60

Joke on millennials How many Millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100. 99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the experience.

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#61

What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?
Net fish and chill.

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#62

What do you call a depressed space bird?
A Millennial Falcon.

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#63

How many Millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Their parents will do it for them.

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#64

Joke on millennials Jokes about Millennials aren’t funny.
They just don’t work.

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#65

I think Coronavirus is a Millennial. Because everyone's okay except the boomers.

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#66

Ever wondered why "I hate my life" is millennial humor? As a Zoomer, I'm here to say that the phrase actually applies to members of Gen Z as well. The only difference is that for millennials, it's funny. I'm serious.

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#67

As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win, I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.

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#68

Joke on millennials Why are Millennials scared of Japan?
Because they cannot understand how any young person could show their elders respect.

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#69

How can you tell it's a Millennial nursing home?
All the residents have atrophy.

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#70

Why don't Millennials travel in pairs?
They literally can't even.

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#71

I thought the concert was good but not good enough to burn through data recording it on my phone.

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#72

Joke on millennials There should be a Millennial version of Monopoly, where you just travel around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

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#73

Why are some people in favor of global warming?
Because they want all the snowflakes to disappear forever.

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#74

Why does Santa Claus outright refuse to employ any Millennial's to work as elves?
There are already too many snowflakes at the North Pole.

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#75

Why can’t Millennials take a joke?
Because the jokes always hit a little too close to their parent’s house.

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#76

Millennials 20 years ago: Looting and polluting is not the way!
Millennials now: If I burn enough fossil fuels, maybe one of my random digital coins will become the preferred method of money laundering and make me rich.

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#77

Joke on millennials A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend's wedding, and was asked to give a toast.
He gave the avocado.

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#78

The Millennial Generation is so egotistical. All they talk about is MeMe.

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#79

How many Millennial's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They except it for who it is then head back to their safe space.

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#80

There are 3 types of rings common to the millennial marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.

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#81

Joke on millennials Give a Millennial a smartphone and he’ll live for a day and any longer than that and become a mindless, soulless, social media zombie.

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#82

What do you call a bird with no responsibilities?
A Millennial falcon.

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#83

What do you call a bird that likes avocado toast?
The Millennial falcon.

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#84

How to tell if someone is a Millennial?
It's like... really easy like… you just like… listen and... like… you just kinda... know like… that you are like, a Millennial. Know what I mean?

8points

#85

Joke on millennials How many Millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They sit in the dark and cry while posting blank pictures to instagram.

8points

#86

Why doesn’t Santa have any millennial elves?
Low college tuition rates.

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#87

How long does it take a millennial to screw in a lightbulb?
A millennial.

7points

#88

What do you call a narcissistic spaceship?
The Millennial Falcon.

6points

#89

Joke on millennials Why did the millennial go to the bank everyday?
She needed a safe space.

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#90

Millennials. They think they’re so rich. They could just come in here and rent the place.

5points

#91

Who do Millennials get to be mad at?
Themselves.

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago (edited)

I feel like most of these "jokes" were created by some A.I. that had stereotypes of millennials programmed in. Some don't even make sense as statements.

7points

Bethany Heller 2 years ago

I feel like half of this was written by a cranky boomer who doesn't understand stand cost of living and the other half by a fellow genZ who, like me, gets it but doesn't get it.

6points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

I'm so confused. Some of them seem to be more about GenZ than millennials??

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago (edited)

I feel like most of these "jokes" were created by some A.I. that had stereotypes of millennials programmed in. Some don't even make sense as statements.

7points

Bethany Heller 2 years ago

I feel like half of this was written by a cranky boomer who doesn't understand stand cost of living and the other half by a fellow genZ who, like me, gets it but doesn't get it.

6points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

I'm so confused. Some of them seem to be more about GenZ than millennials??

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