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We don’t really notice how fast time goes by. But this time, we are taking you on a trip to the past that shows how our households have changed beyond recognition since the '70s.

And trust me, in most cases, it’s for the better. Take a chip pan, for example—these crazy fire agents that produced the best chips on the planet your mom can probably still taste in her mouth would keep homes on the brink of tragedy, and yet people adored them.

Thanks to the Memorial Device Twitter page that shared this illuminating guide, we now have the full list of the 40 greatest '70s household dangers all posted in order. Both nostalgic and utterly terrifying, they make you wonder whether people back then had less of a sense of health and safety. Or if it’s us who live in an overly protective mindset. Anyhow, I prefer the latter one.

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Andrew Gibb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum set the kitchen on fire using one of these- we first saw the flames through the serving hatch into the dining room. Luckily the local Fire Chief and his son, a fireman lived next door to us.

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Nannychachi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Making the opening smaller results in a quicker draw on the coals which gives a quicker hot fire.

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Natalia A
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to use this all the time in my parents' shop when I wasn't even a teenager yet. I feel the need to defend it because it would take a lot of stupid to injure yourself with it!

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Bored Panda reached out to the authors behind the Memorial Device Twitter page who shared this viral thread which listed 40 dangerous things that were casually used in ’70s households. Introducing themselves as “a band from Airdrie,” a town in Scotland, the creators said that their account was inspired “100% by the book ‘This is Memorial Device’ by the genius Scottish author, David Keenan.” They added that “You will have to read the book to really understand the account.”

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Here's the bizarre video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQcGIZioqQE&t=4s&ab_channel=FunFinder

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Robert T
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandma had a manual mangle (wringer). Before the advent of washing machines with a decent spin cycle, my mum had a spinner, which was basically a small washing machine drum mounted vertically and it did a better spin to get more water out.

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When asked how they came up with an idea to create the guide to all the miscellaneous stuff from the past, the creators said that it’s just one of many countdown lists on the “Memorial Device” account. “But it’s the one that most people seem to identify with,” they said and added that it may be because it’s “Proper working-class history.”

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Donkey boi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I nicked the red bulbs out of our and used then in my bedroom light fitting. The whole street thought my parents had started a brothel.

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DC
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used one of these in 2014, 2015 in Berlin, because I couldn't afford a decent place to be ... so I lived in the basement of a guy who was too old (>90) to take out the trashy and broken furniture.

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We also asked if they can imagine anyone living with some of these crazy household objects these days, the authors said that they in fact experienced “the bathroom ceiling heater in Whitby last week. Switched it on—nothing happened. Came back later and it was glowing hotter than the sun. And it was fitted above the bath.”

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The band added that they’re “Big fans of the coal effect fire and the immersion heater, along with the working-class shower,” and found “drawing the fire as total madness.” “As is buying a full-size crossbow from the Kays catalogue on HP,” the Memorial Device concluded.

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Laura Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they gave out fantastic heat but the gas bottles when full were so heavy and it gradually went up in price to a ridiculous level

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Giles McArdell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mum's one blew it's top stewing apples, made a surprisingly even covering on the ceiling - "We should fill it with paint and try again" said my Dad.

Bo Beau
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My SIL's blew desimated peas to the ceiling! A dripping green disaster.

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The new ones are a lot safer and great time savers if you know how to use them!

Shalini Pabreja
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Says a nation of 1.4 billion people These are the standard equipment in most Indian kitchens.

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a burn mark on our kitchen ceiling where the pressure valve failed and steam shot out. No one was hurt, but it scared the crud out of me as a kid.

Aski Markup
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember ours exploding, luckily my mum was at the sink and not using it at the time. It coated the ceiling and the lid missed her. She said it was like a volcano spewing out boiling hot lava.

Dynein
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A more accurate description than "bomb, I'd say. The overpressure of pressure cookers wouldn't be nearly as dangerous if their failure didn't result in the sudden expulsion of HOT water.

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They had, and have a safety valve on them. Again, users without any sense, common or otherwise, should not be the cause of a product being deemed dangerous

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love my pressure cooker! I have the one my mom got in the 1980s. :-)

I love the 80’s
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother made the most amazing food with one of these. I miss her cooking all the time.

Vaibhav Dangwal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We cook 90% of our meals (rice, lentils, meats, hard vegetables) etc on it. Found in every indian/asian household.

Rob Davison
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are used to kill more people than little black rifles are every day world wide. Most popular thing to build an IED in.

Rosemary Moreland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are still in use and for sale in different versions. They were a staple in most kitchens back in the sixties and even now, there are bound to be some still being used by dedicated old fashioned cooks.

Carlotta Müller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are save here even the one I inheritated from my mother, which is 40 years old. and looks much much better than the ones on the picture. Mine has a safety ventil.

Norman Woelk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On his show Tony Bourdain would still run into another room when someone brought out a pressure cooker. He said he had nightmares from childhood of them shooting stuff sky high.

HypnoFrog
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The neighbor across the road had one. Heard a huge bang one afternoon. Ran over and the lid had gone straight through the ceiling. Beans every where. No injuries.

Lou Herout
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom has that exact one and still uses it for chicken and dumplings

Cheryl Carter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have looked for one for a long time. I finally found one! It is the best for tender fall apart meats!!

MarsFKA
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why they all came with little blow-out plugs that blew out if the pressure got too high. My mother had one and we never blew the kitchen to bits once.

Yasmin Janette
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sold mine, I had used it for years. used to make tough meat really tender, when I became veggie I got rid of it.

Aryan Aryan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Using mine for 30 years now. Works fine and is perfectly safe if you follow instructions and do not forget about it )

Carole Strawn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're just called instant pots now. Everything old is new again.

April Pickett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was terrified by ours. Wouldn't even go near the kitchen most of the time. Good food though.

Jen Schurman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story, in the early 70’s my mom was making Salisbury Steak and went downstairs to iron. Forgot about the pressure cooker. It blew up, imbedded the lid in the kitchen ceiling and did $7000 worth of damage, which was a lot at that time.

Rhon Young
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother-in-law had a hole in her kitchen ceiling from her pressure cooker!

Banana Vic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I still use mine for cooking artichokes, otherwi6it takes forever!

Ick Villiams
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Modern versions are very safe. They are awesome! All the benefits of a slow cooker in a fraction of the time. Cook a curry from scratch in 15 mins! Cook cheap cuts of beef in an hour and the meat slides off the bone. Love it!

Lisa Shelton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had an electric stand-alone one for years and never had a problem. It had an automatic vent on top that spun like a top when the steam came out. I actually still have it but can't find the cord to it after we moved.

Terry Tobias
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The new ones are safe and you can release the pressure slowly or quickly depending on what you're cooking. I wouldn't use an old one for fear of my life. My mom still has hers from the 70s. I don't think she uses it anymore.

Heather Williams
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard of someone who had just redone their kitchen in pristine white then decided to cook beetroot in the pressure cooker. They ended up with a pink kitchen. At least these days the electric ones are much safer with pressure cutoffs.

Remi Flynne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't use these. Got a headache every time my mum used one to cook. Took too long to make a connection. Once she stopped using it those particular headaches stopped. 🤕

K. Anderson
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That makes no sense. There is no way a pressure cooker sitting in stove could project headaches

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Natalia A
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are so overly cautious. Unless you put your fingers in there (and you'd have to be stupid to do that), what would go wrong?!

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Redfox
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had these. Whacked myself in the nose so hard I thought my nose had gone to the other side of my head. I obviously did not learn co-ordination nor skill.

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DC
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That wasn't really frowned upon until the nineties. All my friends' parents, mine, and basically every adult we knew smoked in his house, his car, everywhere. Children's rooms ... not that often, but sometimes, too.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I miss these shoes. I want a pair right now!! I remember having a pair in every color they offered (tan, white, navy and black). I loved these!!!

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Dhukath
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worst when your foot can off and the whole thing sprang up and smacked you under the chin!

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only in dysfunctional families would these be used a lethal weapon. The rest of the world used them to throw them at dartboards.

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Natalia A
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do this in Cyprus for new year's. You clean the coin, wrap it in foil and drop it in the cake batter. Everyone knows it's there so they're careful:)

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leaving a battery on an unregulated charger is something a moron would do. 1970s or otherwise.

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