Perfect view

Yes pleaae

Owl was the sacred animal of the city of Athens, because it was associated with Athena, its patron goddess.

Someone is not flying economy.

Good news! Your kid is an anime hero.

Thanks I need it right now.

someone deserves a raise

And when a pet rat is happy, their ears also become more pink! It's so cute.

Who is dad?

It's where she keeps her secrets

Do the mounted police use phone mounts while mounting in the mountains?

Makes my palms sweaty just looking at it

This is my sense of humor

that's a tortoise

Checked the OP, wanted to make sure they are okay. This is for cystic fibrosis, woud have been a death sentence not that long ago.

I don't think that was mailed yet. No post mark over stamps

You loved that thing to death.

I'm going to suggest the difference is not because of surgery, but instead the cat is now well looked after.

Creating a wetland from renewables (I hope).

I thought those were lemons....

I'll take them. I love that movie.

Become a professional bowler and get some fun sponsorship deals!

Definitely alien! :D

Poor thing

I used to work with a woman I swear bathed in 'Poison'. You could see the vapour trail as she wafted up the room.

Dammit!

Hello, my name is Imigo Montoya. You.. couldn't have done it. Nevermind, have a nice day.

Don't drink it. I said Don't drink it.

Many camper vans have them here in Europe as windscreen shields. Shades the vehicle and provides enough leccy to charge your phone, radio, torch and a few other things. Every little helps!

That’s because skin with deep scars doesnt have sweat glands anymore. Dirt sticks to sweat and fat.

Ok yeah. That is mildly interesting.

Woah, gotta admit thats cool!

Poor cat, they get depressed just like humans. My cat is a little bit depressed right now as I'm incredibly unwell so paramedics have been taking me to hospital quite a lot.

that pic gives me massive anxiety

Why there is only 10% drag.

Now I'm even gladder that mine came through fine and did not need removing. D:

nice try Glornax, you're not fooling anyone you're a human

I don't know whether I should say eww or nice🙂🙂

Honey does not go bad.

That's christmas sorted!

Screwdrivers for all the family!

Score, again!

Been there. I sometimes assemble furniture at the retail store I work at. Even if it's all in the same box, every single individual unit comes with its own tools.

Verspilling!

This is great, you have spares and some to give away

I hope you're under 200 pounds.

We must have ordered the exact same couch because I now have just as many of those same screwdrivers. Some flatheads and some Phillips despite no screws for a flathead.

I had a similar once I thought someone in China was making sure we did not get it wrong

No wonder I can't find mine!

Noice

I believe shredded tires are a common soft-surface product used for playgrounds

How the Legend of the Jackalope began.

Especially the one in front...

There's not enough place to fit a bed there...

I sense something's fishy!

From swedish wiki "Methaqualone was a popular party and sex d**g in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s and had several street names (Disco Bisquits, Down And Dirtys, Gorilla Biscuits, Whore Pills[1])." Also a "means" (not the right word, but hope you know what I mean) for SA, Bill Cosby to a women, and Roman Polanski to a child... 🤢🤢