Perfect view

Yes pleaae

Owl was the sacred animal of the city of Athens, because it was associated with Athena, its patron goddess.

Someone is not flying economy.

Good news! Your kid is an anime hero.

Thanks I need it right now.

someone deserves a raise

And when a pet rat is happy, their ears also become more pink! It's so cute.

Who is dad?

It's where she keeps her secrets

Do the mounted police use phone mounts while mounting in the mountains?

Makes my palms sweaty just looking at it

This is my sense of humor

that's a tortoise

Checked the OP, wanted to make sure they are okay. This is for cystic fibrosis, woud have been a death sentence not that long ago.

I don't think that was mailed yet. No post mark over stamps

You loved that thing to death.

I'm going to suggest the difference is not because of surgery, but instead the cat is now well looked after.

Creating a wetland from renewables (I hope).

I thought those were lemons....

I'll take them. I love that movie.

Become a professional bowler and get some fun sponsorship deals!

Live long and prosper

Do you get a discount on gloves?

That's not very handy.

Rawr. (SARCASM PEOPLE SARCASM)

You can give a thumbs up, you can point and you can flip people off. The other two are optional.

As long as you have your trigger finger, the army will take you.

It's hard to make a difference between showing someone a direction and a middle finger. :p

Perfect for ordering three beers

I... suddenly thought of one of my favourite video games from long ago... Abe's Oddyssey... And then I thought of Total Recall (The Arnie one).

bet theyre brilliant at bowling

cool your a sontaran

Nanu nanu!

I'll bet it's hard to give someone "the finger".

This gives me Inglorious Bastards vibes.

Pretty sure Halloween time you could make extra money....

It's called "Bowling Hand". All of the important fingers that are needed for bowling.

I sometimes wish I had been neutered at age i3...

If there wasn't for the internet, we would've never seen this!

Trifecta! I bet the ladies love you

Sontaran irl

So you can waive two fingers and defend yourself you waived your hand.

Go as an Assassin on Halloween, but one with one less finger in addition to the one they cut off

enough to handle a computer mouse

Someone was slacking that day in the parts department.

You got just what it takes, 2 fingers and a thumb can do wonders iykwim

Definitely alien! :D

Poor thing

I used to work with a woman I swear bathed in 'Poison'. You could see the vapour trail as she wafted up the room.