I would sleep in a volcano before opening that door.

So you slept in your car right?

mayflies and caddis flies (sedge) don't eat or bite humans.

Sleepin on the lawn tonight

Absolutely not. Backdoor, window or sleeping in the car. Then I'd order a flame thrower. What the hell kind of bugs are those anyway?

My wife came home once to discover a broken hive of very unhappy bees in her bedroom. She's not entirely sure how they got there, but the landlord hired somebody to fix the some shingles after a storm, and there was a ladder up against the house. No roofer to be found. When she told me this story, I asked, as upset as she was about the incident, I can't imagine the roofer had an easy time making it down three floors of ladder while being swarmed with bees. This happened before we met.

Me, turning around and going to a hotel.

are those spiders??

that sidewalk over there looking real comfy

Imagine being high and walking through this

Bug zapper, stat!

get the hose

Hey I know a good hotel a street down!

That's a huge NO THANK YOU from me, I'd rather burn the place down than go through there!

Okay, if those are Moths, but if they are some type of stinging insect that's a big Nope.

Like Texas in the summer: a gauntlet of June bugs that dive-bomb your head whilst unlocking the door.

When camping I hurried into a toilet stall (bathroom building) and closed the door only to see the door and walls covered with preying mantises.

Eww!

I would just move in with the neighbors

OMG!

If those are just June bugs or May flies (depending on where you live), then this is just normal and no problem. In fact, along Lake Erie, this is a good sign: means the lake is healthy and fish and bugs are back.

get a can of wd-40 and a lighter and press the button

Time to start leaving that attractive light off?

Good reason to camp out.

So turn off the damn light or buy a yellow bulb that won't attract them! Duh!

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Hey, next door neighbor, got an extra bed?

Time to turn the lights off 😬

NOPE.

Break in through the window

This is where a water pressure would come in handy or even just a hose that's praying down with water but but I probably just go somewhere else for the night for the night lol

There shouldn't be a letter "o" on that doormat.