Always check before you sit.

This would make me so mad. Its just plain dirty and lazy to do this

I hope he bought you a new one.

I've seen tidier burglaries than this.

Oh so now EVERYBODY cleans their fridge on the reg, every few weeks, apparently. I've seen many fridges. At least half of you are liars. Where's my "I can't remember the last time I deep cleaned my fridge' squad?

Should last a couple of months surely

My boyfriend does this too. He'll make a lovely elaborate dish and transform the kitchen into a warzone in the process (which he then leaves for me to deal with, because he thinks it's 'not that bad').

Run.

I suspect he did it to avoid having to throw away the tub :P

Put it in his sports bag and see if he deals with it.

Salmonellaaaaa

Ew 🤢

When the title said "cup" I was thinking like coffee cup, like a mug or whatever, and didn't see what the fuss was - if I finish my coffee and decide to have another one straight away I just slosh it out under the tap and reuse it. I was not quite prepared for what the photo shows, and now feel slightly unwell.

How do people stay with such toddlers?

And when he asks for something, does she say there's a package in the fridge and let him come up with the empty package?

500 tabs, I thought I was bad lol

hide the next one

Such a waste especially as those chocs look yummy

Don't most of these types of bonbon de chocolat come with a little "map" on the bottom or inside of the box to tell you the different flavors?

This would absolutely be a dealbreaker for me

The top and third chocolates on the righthand side are identical. So he didn't actually need to "test" their taste. The only thing being tested is how much jerk behaviour she's willing to put up with.

I can see, if you're sharing, cutting each in half (with a KNIFE not your teeth)

Claiming all the territory. Does he lick everything in the fridge as well?

Kill. (yes, I upgraded from dump, this is srs shizl)

Is he 3?

I have a great grandson who does the very same thing. Course he's only 2 1/2 years old

Cover sprouts in chocolate and leave the box open

Cut them!

Nasty

Hey! He left you half the box!

Just don't share them with him, simple.

Do it first!

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It's called "marking". See the "Ethology" article on Wikipedia.

Well i love my eggs with a side of rust and Teflon flakes.

Everyone knows you get the last bit out by diluting it with a little water.

Don't worry, the bottles of (edit: wine, not vodka) under it will catch it.

Whenever I see those signs in public restrooms reminding people to only flush toilet paper, I wonder who could possibly still need to be told this? Now I know.

That's gross.

Omg my son does this to avoid making more. Drives me nuts! At least he has the excuse of being a literal child but I've been putting my foot down so he doesn't become a grown man who does this b.s.

Well it _is_ a solution. Is it a good solution? No. Is it an annoying solution? Yes – but it is a solution.

Every time, but I don't complain because he did the dishes.

Tots. RIP

Time to find someone that cares about you.

Is your boyfriend Eric Cartman?

that's how toddles eat bread

It rains too much where I live for those to be wearable!

I learned when I was married to my ex-husband that if there was a specific snack that I wanted to actually last, I kept it in my car (or hidden in the basement by the washing machine during the summer), otherwise it would be gone before I even got a bite of it. I still have a tendency to stash little snacks in hiding places around my house, which is actually fun when I forget about them and then suddenly find a "surprise" later on when doing chores.

At least he takes stuff out of the bag.

Someone skipped his physics lessons.

Can hardly call that a gaming setup without keyboard and mouse. 😇😁