I wonder how many times he's been beaten on the head with a rolled up newspaper.

75% BABY HAI- PREGNANCY BELLY TO GIVE BIRTH TO BABY DOG SOLD SEPERATELY? NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

Of all the things on this post, this bothers me the least, and in fact, I'll take it off their hands. I don't need any thanks, it's my good deed for the day.

Okay, I can relax now: "Your body will naturally remove objects from your eye by blinking and creating extra tears. Your eyes often push out debris—including eyelashes—while you sleep. Ever wake up with “sand” on the edge of your eyelids and a few spare eyelashes mixed in? Bingo." >>> https://gouldvision.com/blog/what-happens-when-eyelashes-get-into-your-eye/

Soon he'll be inside of you...

thats enough internet for today guys

Hans, get the flammenwerfer

That's just funny 😁

Eye contact

this is the least most concerning thing ive seen all day.

You, obviously.

Melts on your mouth...

This is actually nice, would buy one

where does this come from?

Psycho alert

Someone needs to visit libraries. ASAP.

OK, I'm gonna say it...it reminds me of a testicle

Listen, internet...you don't have to upload a picture of every bad decision you make. It's ok to keep things to yourself.

The tape will be there when the rest of the pole has rotted away.

*nom 2.0*

12 dollar peanut butter. I think inflation has finally crossed the line!!!

yeah, nope.

those grapes are awesome, moondrops

The fact that this person probably clipped the other nail and placed the clipped nail inside their regular nail

No she's Two Face.

looks like a spider trying to break out

Finger-licking bad!

This is a crime against the beloved baked beans!

that is a McAbsolutelyNOT