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Fashion trends come and go. In fact, the speed they're currently changing is very fast, and if you're not attentive enough, it can be very easy to miss out on them. 

Apparently, "micro" shorts are making their way into the fashion mainstream right now. Well, maybe it would be more correct to say they're trying to, even though the piece of clothing is facing some backlash infused with humor. At least, that's what happened when a popular fashion brand posted about their new collection of the shortest of shorts. 

Today, we picked out the best responses "Free People" received under their announcement of the "micro" shorts collection.

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les
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ladies, be happy, you finally have some clothes with decent sized pockets, ok the pocket makes up the entire item but........

Lunaofthenest (She/they)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I seriously had to bend over, ugly laughing into a pillow. Chef's kiss!

Lee Henderson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will any of these shorts keep a merkin in place?

YourLocalChicken
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol- I understand it but I can't explain ut

Nosirrow
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The summer bingo is seeing a topless, overweight man and a woman wearing jean shorts that cover less than normal knickers in one day.

Nizumi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

>Looking at the bottom right picture< So this is what we have to give up in order to finally get proper pockets?!??!?

My O My
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wear it as a kind of belt over other stuff. That way butt and crotch are coveres plus you get pockets

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    Jahl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they're short short shorts / jean diapers but really freaking ugly

    Dela Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what are we calling these? Jeanderwear? Chastity jorts?

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a dollar for everytime I've been in this *exact* scenario- well, I'd buy these ridiculous diaper shorts!

    HelmGrass
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..I thought it was a kiwi that fell out of his pocket.... at first...then "eeww"

    Piglet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people have such difficulty with the spelling of 'woman'?

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    Charity Angel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, a g string provides the same effect

    MurderMittens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, my G string is closer to an A flat.

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    "Free People," as they describe themselves, is a specialty lifestyle brand focused on bohemian fashion and one-of-a-kind clothing, accessories, shoes, and beauty. 

    On March 1st of this year, "Free People" posted a post on their brand’s Instagram account that soon went pretty viral. 

    In the viral post, the brand announced the new collection of micro shorts. People went wild in the comments, and many great jokes about such a small piece of clothing were born. 

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me hopes that the deleted comment has something to do with Richard Gere.

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago

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    But the clothing piece isn’t such a new thing. For example, back in 2021, “short shorts for men” were a trend that was applauded by quite a lot of people online after some celebrity men were spotted wearing them. Even further back in the day, celebrities such as Elton John and Tom Selleck used to wear something like “micro” shorts. And when you look at the photos, well, some of them are quite similar to the ones "Free People" is selling now. 

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    Also, a probable reason why “Free People” decided to release the micro shorts line right now is because some celebrities are pushing this new trend.

    For instance, big names like Sydney Sweeney, Zendaya, and Emily Ratajkowski have been seen posing or walking with very short shorts that some might even hesitate to call shorts. So, why, as a business, not jump on the bandwagon, right? 

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unanimous in the condemnation.

    LizzieBoredom
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    Some say that the shortest shorts are a trend born as a rebellion against Dadcore, where people wear knee-length denim shorts, the ones dads usually wear. The internet even gave them a name -- jorts

    So, let’s wait and see if the micro shorts rebellion against jorts will become a new trend among the general public, even though, so far, it’s nothing more than a very funny joke among folks on the internet. 

    What are your thoughts on these micro shorts? Share them with us in the comments. And don’t forget to upvote the comebacks that are the most amusing to you! 

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    Trentin Quarantino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment deserves to be much higher rated. A pity I can only upvote it once!

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    Ropre
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't even have to bother removing the shorts...the doctor can do all they have to anyway.😂

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even women not knowing the outer part - consisting of the labia and so on- is the vulva. If you ever get sunshine in your vagina something is seriously wrong with you

    L.V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the "sunning your b******e" trend?

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    YourLocalChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean- there are nude beaches in France that uhm- you could wear these.

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when my majora slips past! You'll need to carry a privacy screen with you just to tuck everything back where it belongs!

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    Nancy Lynch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wax before you walk. Problem solved.

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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend described them to me thusly: "Imagine you're trying to juice your tampon" - sorry for the mental imagery, lol

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