Coming soon: "Did roommate got the message??" Dark but ingenious sense of humor! I love it!

There's no way to avoid jerks like this. I've had them, so I figured I'd learned my lesson so one time I wrote up list of house rules we both were to sign before she moved in to my place. I naively thought it would put us on the same page so there could be no arguments since we both agreed on the same rules in writing. Nope. Less than a week in she started going "What's the big deal?". Then I pointed to the list of rules she signed and she rolled her eyes. Many people seriously lack empathy. The day I was moving out she put all of my stuff into the hallway of hte building and started painting the bathroom, then claimed she was trying to help me. I absolutely lost it.