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Here’s How Lawyers Wish Merry Christmas To Their Clients, And It’s Hilarious
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Here’s How Lawyers Wish Merry Christmas To Their Clients, And It’s Hilarious

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It’s that time of year when everyone is spreading Christmas cheer, and greetings flow freely. While the most welcomed holiday wishes are from our family, friends, neighbors, and colleagues, these are not the only ones we receive. From local business giving away Christmas cards that double as coupons, to dentists wishing you Merry Christmas and casually reminding you that it’s time for your checkup — and of course, let’s not forget the variety of service providers relentlessly spamming your email with holiday offers! In this sea of greetings, everyone’s trying to catch your attention, even lawyers.

For quite some time lawyers and their clients have been sharing a hilariously edited greeting. Supposedly written by a lawyer, this Merry Christmas card has probably the most ‘reasonable’ holiday wishes.

There greeting read as follows: I wish you. [but in no way guarantee] a [reasonably] Merry Christmas, [and/or festive period] and [including but not limited to] a [reasonably] happy new year [twelve (12) months from the date hereof].

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John Louis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess The Santa Claus would lead to a suit that would put him in the red.

WillemPenn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$10 for photocopying and $12 for phone charges?! Outrageous!! With rock bottom prices like that I'd be out of business!

Jo Bebe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know most lawyers I have worked with want your first born son and a deposit Of house and home

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago

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Isn't there some settlement going on between Harvey Weinstein and his victims where the lawyers will receive more money than the victims?

Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago

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It’s not ‘surprisingly’ accurate. It’s from a lawyer and it’s a joke. It’s accurate. And stupid, but that’s just my opinion.

Umgreg Universe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So why'd you care enough to come down to the comments instead of just not caring?

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John Louis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess The Santa Claus would lead to a suit that would put him in the red.

WillemPenn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$10 for photocopying and $12 for phone charges?! Outrageous!! With rock bottom prices like that I'd be out of business!

Jo Bebe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know most lawyers I have worked with want your first born son and a deposit Of house and home

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago

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Isn't there some settlement going on between Harvey Weinstein and his victims where the lawyers will receive more money than the victims?

Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago

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It’s not ‘surprisingly’ accurate. It’s from a lawyer and it’s a joke. It’s accurate. And stupid, but that’s just my opinion.

Umgreg Universe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So why'd you care enough to come down to the comments instead of just not caring?

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