My god he was beautiful

Everything about this photo is so, so right.

Bermuda police at your service.

My teenage fantasy

The "BMX Bandits" look. All thats missing is a teenage Nicole Kidman. :D

Look at those thigh muscles

Et, tu Arnold?

The Steve Austin/Lee Majors look. :D

Oh dear, hope he's already had all the children he wants. Don't think he'll be producing any after wearing those tight boys 😂

His legs are better than mine :-(

🐫 toe

oh My!!

here come the 80s

Legs ❤

As most of the photos below (especially the next one) indicate, the skimpy look works as long as you're young, and if you're not young you'd better be in good shape.

"Come and knock on our door....we've been waiting for you!"

SUZANNE SUMMERS TRY OUTS

Is that Kelly Ripa on the right?

And Adam Shipway says.......normal length......:-)

One of Bob Weir's less-flattering phases.

Blond Harrison Ford.

The cocaine diet.

They are running on the spot lol.

Actualy,right one looks very atractive in that shorts

Sorry but his package almost extends past the rolled up hem of those shorts. Must be so tight. Hence his weird expression.

No. Just No.

That looks painful!

hmmmm.

Guy up front actually looks nice in that outfit.

I'd marry him.

McEnroe

cool! hahahaha

Oh yeah, my old crowd. See what I meant about non gym muscles: cute!

In canada we call that a moose knuckle!

Ahh, the privileged Mediterranean Look.

Ahhh the lumberjack tennis star look.

You don't need a bell on my bike when you have a cockatoo

Bjorn and the young Andre Agassi...

chuck?... that you?

The girl's outfit is hella cute

Another cutie, and that's an enormous joint.

"All I Need", is a new pair of shorts.

Gym shorts of the day.

Most People Don't Know This, But African Males Have A High Ratio Of Homosexuality (there is nothing wrong with being gay, or bi). This Is Why African's Compensate By Wearing Really Long Shorts, And Other Physical And Personal Compensations, So People Think That They Are Str8.

ocean pacific corduroy shorts...ah...I lived life in and out of those...beach, beach and more beach

Oh look it's Harry Styles

the time when Mississippi flood swept away houses and everyone was still hippy so they all laughed and rode it all the way.

Quick! Everybody look in a different direction!

Napoleon Dynamite

They looks so cool

Rasputin in shorts'n'socks!

Sick car dude!

Yum

We are all so fat nowadays .

That looks 60s to me.

Alexa, could you order more diapers. Alexa? Hello Alexa!!!! Yes, dad, I'll call the diaper company when I get home from my NOW meeting - we are determined to pass the Equal Rights Amendment come hell or waters high.