ADVERTISEMENT

Writing a captivating piece takes way more than putting pen to paper. The author spends countless hours developing the plot, writing and rewriting it, crossing out hundreds of unnecessary lines, and doing the research—lots and lots of it. Some writers could work more on the two, wiping out some of the information or researching it better. Otherwise, they might end up being shamed for some of their inaccurate, unrealistic, or plain foolish lines. As these male writers depicting female characters did.

The subreddit “Men Writing Women” is dedicated, as the description suggests, to “how men who create films, books, TV, and graphic novels characterize women”. Members of the community clearly don’t shy away from sharing their finds, and we have gathered some of their best examples into this list today. If you feel like it’s too short, check out our previous pieces about “Men Writing Women” here and here.

#1

Who Doesn't Love To Bleed And Writhe In Pain Once A Month?

Who Doesn't Love To Bleed And Writhe In Pain Once A Month?

Haebak Report

Add photo comments
POST
Firstname Lastname
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anything, I look forward to celebrating that I'm not pregnant, and then hate the other 99% of it.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#2

Jane Goodall Should Just Go Ape S*it

Jane Goodall Should Just Go Ape S*it

Faenix_Wright Report

Add photo comments
POST
Feathered Dinosaur
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can show you something motherly and nurturing *starts regurgitating what was food once*

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#3

“Let Them Puppies Free!”

“Let Them Puppies Free!”

ThorinSmokenshield Report

Add photo comments
POST
Leo Domitrix
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a woman, me writing: "These stupid irritating blobs on my chest that swell every 28 days, hurt for 3-5, mean I need two whole different sets of bras, that do nothing all day..."

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

A Jack of all trades is a master of none, they say. That rings true, as there’s hardly a person who knows the ins and outs of every subject out there. And writers are no exception; no matter how well-read they are, writing about specific topics usually requires specific knowledge, which they might not have.

Similarly, writing about certain groups of people calls for knowing what they might be like. Or the basics of their anatomy, at least, if that’s what’s important for the story. Otherwise, you might end up sounding ludicrous to those who have a better understanding of the topic, not to mention the experts.

#4

[clans Of The Alphane Moon By Philip K. Dick] How To Assert Your Dominance Over Other Women: Scare Their Nipples Off

[clans Of The Alphane Moon By Philip K. Dick] How To Assert Your Dominance Over Other Women: Scare Their Nipples Off

snugglyaggron Report

Add photo comments
POST
Groundcontroltomajortom
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is so much wrong with this I can't even begin to.... but deburgeoned....I.... what??? You're certainly not Shakespeare mate, you can't just put a "de" in front of something to make a new word.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#5

What Else Could A Woman Want After Coming Out Of A Coma? Beyond The Darkness (1979)

What Else Could A Woman Want After Coming Out Of A Coma? Beyond The Darkness (1979)

FreudsteinLives Report

Grammar Factory suggested a rule of thumb for doing enough research for your writing. According to them, you should analyze it enough to be able to write your first draft with no holes, without it becoming a reason to put off the writing process itself.

In his book, ‘On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft’, Steven King pointed out that even though the research shouldn’t outshine the story itself (well, unless it’s a research paper you’re working on), it’s crucial for fixing any possible errors in the story and adding some credible details.

#6

Scientology, A New Slant On Life - By L. Ron Hubbard (1965)

Scientology, A New Slant On Life - By L. Ron Hubbard (1965)

friends-waffles-work Report

Add photo comments
POST
Sue From Michigan
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As if Scientology is the only misogynistic religion out there. Every major religion on this planet is male based, that's a big problem by itself.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#7

Til That I, A Virgin, Have At Least One Kid. (Once Gone, By Blake Pierce)

Til That I, A Virgin, Have At Least One Kid. (Once Gone, By Blake Pierce)

schrodingers_cat42 Report

#8

I’d Like To Imagine This Was Done For The Male Characters As Well

I’d Like To Imagine This Was Done For The Male Characters As Well

Lwannagothere Report

Add photo comments
POST
starsailor (they/he)
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Annabelle...brown eyes, E cup... Lauren...blue eyes, S cup... Katherine... hazel eyes, Z cup-OKAY WHY IS THIS GUY SO F*****G HORNY"

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

In order to avoid sounding foolish, you can always turn for help to experts or outside sources that are brimming with factual information. Grammar Factory emphasized just that by suggesting using books, the internet, or expert interviews as ways of researching information for your book.

ADVERTISEMENT
#9

In Death, I Hope All My Friends Remember Me For My Great Rack [1q84, Haruki Murakami]

In Death, I Hope All My Friends Remember Me For My Great Rack [1q84, Haruki Murakami]

mustardleaves Report

Add photo comments
POST
TheElderNom
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend did die, I'm ashamed to admit I never mourned the loss of her breasts. But seriously what kind of garbage is this?

View more commentsArrow down menu
#10

I’m Surprised No One Has Posted This Guy Yet?? From Jpod By Douglas Coupland

I’m Surprised No One Has Posted This Guy Yet?? From Jpod By Douglas Coupland

Picklebaby626 Report

Add photo comments
POST
Rider
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer my a*s kicking boots on my non makeup days, so every day.

View more commentsArrow down menu

Unless it’s total fiction you’re writing about, fact-checking is important. Certain claims made by authors can raise disputes, or have consequences bigger than being cited in a certain subreddit. The author Lisa Bickmore pointed out that when a writer wants to use factual material, it’s also crucial they find good, quality information. Not only that, it’s vital to present it in a way that’s understandable to the reader.

#12

Women Have Useless Faces (A Happy Death By Camus)

Women Have Useless Faces (A Happy Death By Camus)

2460_one Report

#13

(Tw: Physical Violence) [nana By Zola] Zola's Nana, Or How To Stop Worrying And Learn To Love Physical Abuse

(Tw: Physical Violence) [nana By Zola] Zola's Nana, Or How To Stop Worrying And Learn To Love Physical Abuse

Adloud Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#14

The Amount Misogyny In This One Was A Bit Shocking. The Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke

The Amount Misogyny In This One Was A Bit Shocking. The Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke

crucified_cat Report

Add photo comments
POST
Michael Largey
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Misogynists are in fact more popular among the weaker sex. Women, on the other hand, don't care for them at all.

View more commentsArrow down menu

Despite being important to the integrity of the piece, facts can be too much for some readers. Unless it’s a manual—in which case, you know what you’re getting yourself into as a reader—having to deal with an abundance of detailed information can get tiresome or even boring for the regular bookworm.

#15

Hell's Angels By Hunter S Thompson. Men In The 1960s Just Understood Women, You Know?

Hell's Angels By Hunter S Thompson. Men In The 1960s Just Understood Women, You Know?

jbeldham Report

#16

There Are Many Different Types Of Arm Folds, I'm Glad Robert Cleared That Up For Me

There Are Many Different Types Of Arm Folds, I'm Glad Robert Cleared That Up For Me

SwaggyP997 Report

Add photo comments
POST
XenoMurph
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After a certain age, that might not be possible without a hoist. Oh c**p, did I type that out loud?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#17

Liana Finck, Women In Literature, 2022

Liana Finck, Women In Literature, 2022

beroemd Report

Add photo comments
POST
Feathered Dinosaur
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine a woman writing a story were male characters are minor characters only, whose pert testicles can be seen through their filmy underwear

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

In order to prevent the prospect of tiring out the reader, writers often turn to a more detailed, exciting way of writing. That in itself is not a bad idea at all; however, it’s important not to go overboard with such embellishments.

Some of the examples on this list, for instance, describe certain characters in a detailed way, which is simply incorrect. That’s when facts can turn against the writer, and make them the butt of the joke at times.

ADVERTISEMENT
#18

Ah Yes, The Kind Of Giggles That Spill From Your Breasts. Of Course The Girl Is “Just Turned 16” As Well. (Hospital By Han Song)

Ah Yes, The Kind Of Giggles That Spill From Your Breasts. Of Course The Girl Is “Just Turned 16” As Well. (Hospital By Han Song)

Doing_Ok_Tomorrow Report

#19

That Natural Womanly Instinct To Love Cooking (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? By Philip K Dick)

That Natural Womanly Instinct To Love Cooking (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? By Philip K Dick)

cacti-pie Report

Other examples in the “Men Write Women” collection portray women in a way that is not factually correct, nor amusing. They are often based on stereotypes, which can be offensive to some female representatives, or emphasize certain “truths” that not a lot of them would agree to, such as the “magnificent uselessness of a woman’s face”, for instance.

#21

Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke

Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke

BreadstickBitch9868 Report

#22

Lots To Unpack Here [the Road Back By Erich Maria Remarque]

Lots To Unpack Here [the Road Back By Erich Maria Remarque]

LegerDomain Report

Add photo comments
POST
Feathered Dinosaur
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, misogyny and bodyshaming all in one! And something about children being pathetic as well

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#23

I’m Sorry, What?!? The Body Keeps The Score By Bessel Van Der Kolk

I’m Sorry, What?!? The Body Keeps The Score By Bessel Van Der Kolk

Glum-Lavishness-4485 Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda

Certain views towards women in these snippets are not only displeasing but outdated as well. They often sound like something from the 19th century—the time when gender bias was so strong, some women authors chose to write under male pseudonyms. (George Eliot, who was actually Mary Ann Evans, or George Sand, a.k.a. Amantine Lucile Aurore Dupin, just to name a couple.)

#24

Breast Roll By "It's Kind Of A Funny Story" By Ned Vizzini

Breast Roll By "It's Kind Of A Funny Story" By Ned Vizzini

maramara18 Report

#26

"A Fine Porch Door"... From The Stand By Stephen King

"A Fine Porch Door"... From The Stand By Stephen King

guitarguy12341 Report

Add photo comments
POST
Lily Robertson
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Post Apocalyptic theme...old "God fearing woman" is definitely going to be assessing baby making potential in young women. I give this one a pass.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#27

I Feel Christopher Pike’s Spellbound Could Fit

I Feel Christopher Pike’s Spellbound Could Fit

ravioliriveroli Report

Add photo comments
POST
Abrufal
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another out of context blurb. Cindy is one of two main characters in the novel. This blurb was taken from a longer section were Cindy is flirting with a guy she thinks murdered his friend to get info. Pike is actually praised for his accurate portrayal of teenagers and writing female characters (he was a YA author from the mid 80s)

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#28

Coast To Coast Murders, James Patterson

Coast To Coast Murders, James Patterson

arrow1500 Report

#29

The Immortalists By Chloe Benjamin. A Genuinely Good Book With The Worst First Paragraph!

The Immortalists By Chloe Benjamin. A Genuinely Good Book With The Worst First Paragraph!

womanadrift Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#30

Go Home Everyone About To Post Stephen King. Alizee Yeezy Has Trumped All Of You

Go Home Everyone About To Post Stephen King. Alizee Yeezy Has Trumped All Of You

PrincessTutubella Report

Add photo comments
POST
Lakota Wolf
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry, he’s horrible simply because he MENTIONS boobs? I’m female and I’ve read every one of his books and I’ve never felt offended or that he’s sexist.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Note: this post originally had 126 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.