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When you’re having a really tough day, she unexpectedly comes home and surprises you with a bottle of your favorite drink, homemade cookies and a dinner you love. And then she cuddles with you while you vent about your now not so crappy day. And you realize what it’s like to actually have someone support you.

And you find yourself wanting to make sure the toilet seat is down, smiling when you can never find anything in the kitchen, rolling with it when the living room turns into a 12 stage laundry OCD deployment zone, and you laugh when you trip over her shoes that are now tangled in a knot of hair bigger than the dog.

Because your house/apartment is no longer a place you live at, it’s now your home. And it’s safe to be the real you, not the show you put on when you were dating.

AndrogynousRain , pexels Report

Final score:

736points

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Francis 3 years ago

Awwwrr sweet :)

152points

StillHereUBastards , Roselyn Rosesline Report

That she owns only one truly GOOD BRA. There is only one and part of your duty as a man is to protect The Good Bra. If you are doing laundry, you must take the greatest of precautions to make sure it is properly cleaned, dried, and stored. God forbid The Good Bra ever turn up missing or in the wrong drawer.

Ladies, why is there only one GOOD BRA?

Final score:

566points

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Daria B 3 years ago (edited)

Yes. Yes, there is. The one and only! ♡ Because, a product, to be mass-produced, it needs to be built within certain norms and patterns, but each woman has different breasts. As a result, it's difficult to find the perfect one, but once you do find it, it becomes precioussssss. Not to mention, these things aren't cheap either. (Waiting for replies of the ladies whose boobs need no support. Respect to you, sisters, but see... just because I don't need braces, I'm not protesting against the dentist industry.)

393points

I was raised by a woman, so none of it was new to me, except:

Period Panties.

I wasn't shocked or disgusted by it because I wasn't a 12-year-old; it was just like, "Huh. Yeah, I guess I'd have a separate selection of underwear to use when I'm menstruating, too. Why the Hell would I ruin all of my sexy underwear?".

saybeautifulthings , pexels Report

Final score:

458points

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Daria B 3 years ago

Exactly!

146points

I learned that bathroom can smell like soap and flowers and coconut instead of like pee.

noclue_whatsoever , unsplash Report

Final score:

445points

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Francis 3 years ago

How the f did you live until you met your so? :D

146points

Apparently showering and washing your hair are separate events.

loercase , pexels Report

Final score:

432points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Yup, I don't wash my hair every time I have a shower.

193points

If you leave something on the kitchen counter, it will get put/thrown away. If she leaves something on the kitchen counter, that's where it goes now.

The_Bee_Sneeze , thegirlsny Report

Final score:

429points

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I I 3 years ago

yep , when i cook my wife "tidies up" around me , only thing is i still need the things she's putting in the dishwasher

65points

"Period s**ts."

thetinystrawman Report

Final score:

405points

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Francis 3 years ago

This needs tobbe higher :D

102points

Pockets are very rare for women's pants. Several years married and still shocked by this.

Timothy5509 , pexels Report

Final score:

397points

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Thomas Price 3 years ago

I didn’t realise this until my now wife showed me the pockets she had in her wedding dress. She was so excited.

198points

#10

What home feels like.

Deez_Noix , pexels Report

Final score:

393points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Aw! Sweet ^-^

67points

#11

When you’re done showering, you’re supposed to stay on the bath mat while you dry off, not walk around the apartment

MeesterMeeseeks Report

Final score:

390points

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DKS 001 3 years ago

I dry off in the shower so there are no wet foot prints outside the shower

41points

#12

They fart just as much as men.

emotional_program Report

Final score:

387points

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Vihra Stancheva 3 years ago

We are humans. And no... we don't fart rainbows:))

226points

#13

Apparently, cleaning the toilet on the regular is much, much more important than I'd previously thought.

onelittleworld , N08 Report

Final score:

358points

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Ripley 3 years ago

Or . . . you know . . . ever

66points

#14

Just how expensive and shoddy brands for women are.

BlackSunBeast , 7C0 Report

Final score:

331points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

My wife always says 'Don't buy the pink razors, get the yellow ones please'.

58points

#15

How nice house plants are. Now I have all kinds of plants and my place feels so much more nice and relaxing.

the_monkey_of_lies , unsplash Report

Final score:

329points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

I totally agree! I have sooo many houseplants in my house

43points

#16

There is a wrong way to hang clothes to dry.

McDie88 , unsplash Report

Final score:

328points

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Francis 3 years ago

Yes! My bf had to hang the laundry last week.. he tried. And failed xD had to rehang everything LOL

54points

#17

If they leave stuff at the bottom of the stairs, that means you’re supposed to bring it up. If it’s at the top of the stairs, you should bring it down. Also, the correct place for objects in the kitchen is where they currently reside. Stuff is gonna move around constantly, just roll with it.

Brianplease Report

Final score:

311points

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Linda van der Pal 3 years ago

I do leave stuff on the stairs, but that's for whoever goes up first to bring along (and yes, that definitely includes myself)

43points

#18

They have a really weird obsession with glass containers or jars.

ciregno , pexels Report

Final score:

294points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Mine obsession can be any kind of storage including shoe boxes, takeaway containers etc.

126points

#19

Hair ties actually disappear faster than MIA socks. Until you find 20 in a kitchen drawer.

knewbie_one Report

Final score:

290points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Still looking for that drawer!

98points

#20

No matter how many bobby pins are in the house, there is always a need for more.

Sensitive-Cherry-398 , hey__paul Report

Final score:

289points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

And hairties.buy a pack and you'll have heaps for a few weeks, then back to one somehow.

161points

#21

Women are both simultaneously messier and cleaner than men. It’s bizarre how messy rooms can get with them and how quickly they can turn it around and make it clean!

ciregno , oneras/ Report

Final score:

288points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

It's a superpower

107points

#22

One corner of the shower will become a "graveyard" for bottles of shampoo, conditioner, all sorts of stuff.

Final score:

286points

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LuckyL 3 years ago

So true

52points

#23

An innocent cleaning excursion in the right circumstances will lead to a full-on reorganization of all the dang furniture in the house, if you're not careful.

nothanksreddit2 , kentwang Report

Final score:

285points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

😂😂😂😂 I didn't realize until now that I do this very often

61points

#24

The hair that gets stuck in the shower drain. OMG.

phat742 , viviannguyen Report

Final score:

275points

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LuckyL 3 years ago

The hair is everywhere!!!

57points

#25

You find out the amount of food that a refrigerator can really hold.

AKA_Studly , unsplash Report

Final score:

258points

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Brendan 3 years ago

I thought that a full fridge was more of a 'male' thing. It is for me and my two boys, anyway.

30points

#26

Fancy makeup takes a long time.

thatnovaguy , unsplash Report

Final score:

256points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Well yes its fancy so you gotta put in every detail!

57points

#27

You’ve been doing laundry wrong your whole life.

colojason , pexels Report

Final score:

243points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

Now I am intrigued and curious to know what you did to find this out!

40points

#28

I never realised that she'd start wearing my clothes. T-shirts, sweaters, not even my damn underwear is mine any more!

Podlubnyi , unsplash Report

Final score:

236points

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Thomas Price 3 years ago

Start wearing her clothes and tell her it’s an equal partnership

182points

Monday 3 years ago

Just don't start wearing the good bra, there will be blood

114points

Al Christensen 3 years ago

Some friends threw a surprise birthday party for my then-wife. She had a distinctive fashion style and all the guests were supposed to come dressed like her. I did them one better: I wore her actual clothes.

15points

Lisa 3 years ago

Me and my boyfriend have the same size of clothes and shoes. He thinks he doesnt need to buy new shoes or sweatpants because he has those. But he doesnt realize i buy new sweaters, sweatpants or sneakers when I think he needs new ones...

14points

Jessica Shookhoff 3 years ago

Hey, a lot of guys look good in dresses

12points

Robert Thompson 3 years ago

Before you start on the path to revenge, dig TWO graves.

4points

DKS 001 3 years ago

we want pictures

3points

Pheebs 3 years ago

My hubs and I steal each others sweatshirts, jackets, and some t-shirts. XD

1point

InfectedVoice 3 years ago

I'm 6'3 and missus is 5'1, she wouldn't be very happy.

0points

Holly Molly 3 years ago

Women clothes are very comfortable too! Silk/satin sleeping robes for example

0points

Bob Bobbins 3 years ago

😆

0points

Sara Farms 3 years ago

Lol

0points

Lovey Dove 3 years ago

I JUST IMAGINED A DUDE IN LACY LINGERIE AND IM CRYING

-2points

Jude Bennett 3 years ago

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AJ 3 years ago

Men's wear is often so much better quality and there's pockets! Tho I do compensate buying men's wear for myself too. My best sweatpants and t-shirts are from men's section.

14points

DKS 001 3 years ago

men's clothes are a lot more comfortable. They're not made to suffocate you and be skin tight

11points

Madadh Sweeney 3 years ago

I think my wife is extra hot in my clothes.

5points

Roxie 3 years ago

I feel like men's shirts are so much more comfortable. I wouldn't go out and buy myself size L t-shirt when I'm size S, but when I shrink his in the laundry - they fit just fine 😂

3points

skool gurly 3 years ago

She wants to wear your smell, and you think that's a bad thing?

2points

Gary's Mind 3 years ago

What's hers is hers and What's yours is hers

2points

Lisa Yario 3 years ago

And your problem....

0points

Renate Stargardt 3 years ago

Put on her cozy fleece or wool jacket, or her soft plush socks ... they are sooo cozy

1point

Brian Adams 3 years ago

They do look pretty damn cute in our shirts tho.

1point

Rick Seiden 3 years ago

Married 26 years this year. Not once has she put on anything of mine unless I give it to her because we're out and she's cold.

1point

Karen Joy Nesheim 3 years ago

Buy her some men’s clothes or at least a couple packs of men’s underwear if it bothers you that much. 🤷🏻‍♀️

1point

Lisa Yario 3 years ago

That's not the same. If you can't snatch it from him then it's no fun.

3points

Gary Geracci 1 month ago

That supposed to be she got jealous of me wearing her panties-Sorry!

0points

Gary Geracci 1 month ago

I did that with my first wife,may she rest in peace-She got of me wearing her Panties!

0points

Carolee Samuda-Bailey 2 years ago

I do this.

0points

Randy Klefbeck 3 years ago

I have lost so many clothes in the relationships that I have had over the years.

0points

Janet C 3 years ago

Because most women's clothes fit like crap and are uncomfortable.

0points

Jane W. 3 years ago

Men's clothes are softer.

0points

A S 3 years ago

Not underwear of course but t-shirts and pajama pants for sure!

0points

Churro the aimless scroller 3 years ago

My mom when I was a nine year old my mom would wear my dads cloths on her lazy days

0points

Priya Tyagi 3 years ago

Snagged my husband's teen years clothes when we got married. Best decision ever! Now all my favourite tees are his old ones.

0points

A Random Panda 3 years ago

I wear my brothers.

0points

Manny_Flawz 3 years ago

Some women find that men's clothing can be a bit more comfy than theirs.

0points

Brendan 3 years ago

I wouldn't mind my wife wearing my t-shirts, except she is big-busted and stretches out the chest.

0points

Mojones 3 years ago

I see that as an absolute win

2points

King Joffrey 3 years ago

Yeah this sounds very familiar...

0points

abby smink 3 years ago

Who wants to wear someone else's nasty skidmark boxers?!

-1point

jtrisn1 3 years ago

I got news for you, there are men who will wipe their bums after taking a s**t. I've had exes who shower immediately after they s**t because they can't stand not be 100% down there.

1point

#29

Turns out RuPaul’s drag race is a great show

Sudden_Ad_1674 Report

Final score:

225points

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I I 3 years ago

and its NOT drag CAR race

58points

#30

I load the dishwasher so inefficiently, I'm no longer allowed to load it at all.

zathris , N00 Report

Final score:

216points

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Sophie Greeff 3 years ago

Girl here I'm not allowed to load the dishwasher as i do it wrong husband is in charge

6points

#31

I have freaked out too many times at what I thought was a 52-legged spider clinging to my bathroom wall.

Crunchy__frog , marinacat Report

Final score:

216points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

You do this so you don't need to unclog your shower weekly. But you don't leave it on the wall, it should be binned before you leave the bathroom

40points

#32

That there can never be enough throws/blankets/cushions.

Sudden_Ad_1674 , unsplash Report

Final score:

207points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Yes there can. I am not a fan of throws and cushions. Not my thing.

97points

#33

That moisturizer goes on the body too.

thought-criminal-_ , pexels Report

Final score:

203points

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Dark Pigeon 3 years ago

Well yes, the lotion or moisturizer goes on the skin. Or you get the hoze again

114points

#34

Strange new foods will appear in the cupboard and the fridge. This is actually good, you will get to try new things.

Final score:

198points

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Marianne 3 years ago

That's true for any new person in your house, not just women. :)

37points

#35

The wardrobe in your bedroom that you agreed to share 50/50? Just like the bathroom, in a few years it will be 90/10.

TheDevilsAdvokaat , unsplash Report

Final score:

196points

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LuckyL 3 years ago

Because we just neeeeeed more space

37points

#36

There is an incorrect place for hand soap on the sink.

cavemanfitz , pexels Report

Final score:

191points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

Really?

36points

#37

No matter how much you vacuum or sweep the floor, there will ALWAYS be hair in the floor.

redX009 Report

Final score:

188points

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Karen Joy Nesheim 3 years ago

Try owning a cat! 🤣

25points

#38

To get rid of bangs you don't just cut them off.

rushakenyan , unsplash Report

Final score:

162points

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Mary Veltri 3 years ago

Imagine! Lol

67points

#39

When long, loose head hairs wash off in the shower, it's common practice to stick them to the wall rather than let them collect in the drain.

If she forgets to remove them afterwards, it can be very confusing for the next person in the shower. Why are there a bunch of individual strands of hair deliberately stuck to the wall?

Professor_Brooks , soapbeard Report

Final score:

160points

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Materyst 3 years ago

I'm a long haired woman and have never heard of this

137points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#40

They're not nearly as neat and tidy as they want you to believe.

MystikxHaze , crimsonninjagirl Report

Final score:

133points

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Jessica Aubé 3 years ago

Ya so ... let’s not generalize woman ... some woman are clean freaks others are in the middle and others are the opposite ... this is not a female trait .. this is a human being trait ... please stop putting woman in charge of cleaning and making them feel like if they don’t keep their house spotless there’s something wrong with them

223points

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#41

NEVER EVER dry her clothes in a dryer.

trash332 , thebetterday4u Report

Final score:

46points

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Anne 3 years ago

? all my stuff goes in the dryer.. Oh wait, no, dresses don't.. but apart from that.. everything. (I only wear dresses once every season max)

13points

#42

Just how much freakin stuff they need.

3 different shampoos and conditioners, tens of different lipsticks, 3 foundations, makeup brushes, contouring brushes, makeup remover, so many earrings and accessories.

It's not even like these were superficial/vain women. This is just the bare minimum of how they care for their appearance. Meanwhile I'm buying my all-in-one body wash, deodorant and mouthwash and calling it done.

amwren Report

Final score:

43points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

I am in-between. Yes I have a make-up box but I only wear it on special occasions. I have two pairs of earrings, hardly any accessories etc. I also only have 3 pairs of shoes.

18points

#43

When the garbage can stinks, you must take it outside even if it isn't full.

afume Report

Final score:

43points

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Becky Samuel 3 years ago

Isn't that really basic? Like base-level, a-child-could-work-that-out obvious.

71points

#44

The toilet seat have to be left down or you're in serious trouble.

headchef11 , quinnanya Report

Final score:

41points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

The seat AND the lid must be down at all times. It just looks better (for me at least). Also, when you flush, bacteria don't fly around the bathroom.

81points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#45

The toilet paper expense skyrockets.

Maximum-Recover625 , st_a_sh Report

Final score:

38points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Yeah it takes more toilet paper to clean for a women than men (most of the time)

34points

#46

That the plug hole will be in a constant state of "hmmm thats draining slowly, didn't I just unclog this last week?"

McDie88 , elisfanclub/ Report

Final score:

37points

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FloC 3 years ago

That's why you have to stick the loose hair on the wall of the shower and not let it go down the drain.

10points

#47

No matter how big the bed, I only need the edge of it.

Sudden_Ad_1674 Report

Final score:

37points

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Anne 3 years ago

Well.. same.. but my dog takes all the space.. and if my BF sleeps over.. she sleeps on top of him.. lol (he doesn't mind!)

4points

#48

I never knew it was acceptable to drink red wine and read a book in the bath for hours, leaving it inaccessible until she had finished.

UNSCChipsDubbo , unsplash Report

Final score:

36points

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Evelína Zlá 3 years ago

Just here to say... that is beautiful bathroom... :)

34points

#49

Your shower drain is going to get clogged. You'll call a plumber and he'll pull out fistfuls of long hair. She will look at you seriously and say "that's not mine" even though you have a crewcut.

Final score:

34points

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Neb 3 years ago

Well, I have a very long hair, and lived in one place without protective drain grid for 3 years, and never had to call plumber. However my bf once said that he got used to find my hairs in his socks....

6points

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#50

Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies are meant to be consumed a full tube at one sitting.

Here I was keeping mine in the fridge and eating just one or two cookies a week.

miniscant Report

Final score:

33points

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Morna Bibbw 3 years ago

They must be frozen and eating with a glass of cold milk.

23points

#51

One day you will walk into the bathroom and get smacked in the face by wet bras / panties hanging up.

Final score:

31points

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Bama Belle 3 years ago

I've never done that. I invested in one of those wooden, dowel-type clothes drying racks.

3points

#52

Some things you "do" she is not going to like and will want you to change. You will feel the same about some things she does.

TheDevilsAdvokaat , pexels Report

Final score:

29points

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Anne 3 years ago

As long as you talk about those things and keep it reasonable. Fair enough

27points

#53

I’ve been doing the dishes wrong my entire life.

Sudden_Ad_1674 , pexels Report

Final score:

29points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

As long as I don't have to do them and they still get cleaned, I don't care if you stand on your head and do the dishes.

47points

#54

The way I had been folding towels for years was apparently incorrect. I do the tri-fold method. My wife does the double-fold method. Oh well. First argument we had as a married couple and I lost.

A_Garbage_Account , unsplash Report

Final score:

26points

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Bron 3 years ago

Tri-fold here but only because it suits the depth of the towel cupboard the best so more towels fit in

10points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#55

Men Share 'What Did You Not Know Or Realize Until After Living With A Woman?': And Here're 40 Of The Top Answers They take over the bathroom. One day you'll walk in and realise 90% of the space is filled with her stuff.

TheDevilsAdvokaat , analogian Report

Final score:

25points

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El Borito 3 years ago

having seperate bathrooms is fantastic.

16points

#56

There isn’t enough laundry detergent in the world to keep up with the laundry pile.

Sudden_Ad_1674 , unsplash Report

Final score:

24points

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Ivana 3 years ago

Some tips for anyone who is interested. I use to battle laundry non-stop but I got rid of about 75% of my clothes and found that less clothing meant less of a laundry mound. I have half a closet of clothes so I have to keep up with the laundry. Also, since my wardrobe is small, it is easier to manage and put things away. Second tip is to start the wash before you leave the house, when you get home from work put it in the dryer, before you go to bed, put the load on your bed. I can't sleep with a pile of laundry on the bed so it forces me to put it away immediately. I do 2-3 loads a week. One light colored, one dark, then linens/misc.

7points

#57

The places that their hair will turn up...

AffectionateCap , infiniteache Report

Final score:

24points

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I I 3 years ago

food , even when it's me cooking , HOW?????

14points

#58

There will be 5+ pairs of shoes, not IN the shoe rack, but near it / behind the door so it jams / just waiting to trip me if I enter the house without checking for landmines wayward vans slip ons.

McDie88 , romytetue Report

Final score:

23points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

This is my son, always telling him to put his shoes away.

13points

#59

It's not as glamorous as it may seem if you have a lack of experience living with them. I have lived with women in both platonic and romantic relationships. The stereotypes of being clean, tidy, and constantly maintaining the household are overly exaggerated. The guy roommate I lived with was much more clean than the ladies I have lived with, as was I. I'm sure not all ladies are like this.

Perprocess Report

Final score:

22points

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Ivana 3 years ago

I feel it is very dependent on how you grew up and what age the person is. The biggest issue is I think people buy too much crap and then it is impossible to keep things neat because you just own way to much stuff.

7points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#60

I had no idea that you weren’t supposed to wash your hair everyday until after my girlfriend moved in.

artudetan , pexels Report

Final score:

21points

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Luna Lovegood 3 years ago

Well... It really depends on your hair. Everyone's hair is different. Some people need to wash it every day, some every other day, once or twice a week, etc. Just depends. Generally though, you wash it when it gets greasy and no more frequently than that.

30points

#61

She had a bucket of clear plastic hair ties, at least a 1000 in the tub. Barely a dent and those suckers are popping up EVERYWHERE.

OnlyBringinGoodVibes , goblinbox Report

Final score:

21points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

That's where they went!!

6points

#62

Two things: Be sure to have a trashcan in every bathroom, buy Toilet paper and tissues as Costco, and your expenses will go up. I thought it would be cheaper to have her move in, Nope....

whataboutbobwiley , madame_furie Report

Final score:

21points

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Jaime Higgins 3 years ago

You sound as if you're regretting it

19points

#63

According to my wife I cannot open the living room curtains properly and she always need to redo it.

chillipotpeeps , myrtti Report

Final score:

20points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

I can relate to your wife.

6points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#64

If you need to go anywhere together at minimum an hour notice is needed.

Sensitive-Cherry-398 Report

Final score:

18points

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Jessica Aubé 3 years ago

Nope.. and if it takes someone an hour to do something I’m not inviting them anymore ..

11points

#65

The bottom of the shower/bath is now not only frequently slippy, but occasionally covered glitter, and if really unlucky some sort of oil.

McDie88 Report

Final score:

17points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

Idk about this. No matter what I always leave the floor clear and non slippery.

15points

#66

Things wrapped in little plastic bags will appear in the fridge. All stuff she is going to "use one day". Some of it she does. Other stuff is there for years without being used.

Final score:

16points

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Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

We're conducting science experiments that one day will lead to discoveries to aid all mankind. Kind of like the whole penicillin mold thing.

13points

#67

Her hair, it gets everywhere.

TheMotorcycleMan Report

Final score:

15points

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Don't Look 3 years ago

Yeah it does. And guess what? Evolution and hair care and environment are making hair go away. So you worry about losing your hair? So do we.

6points

#68

I do laundry wrong.

TheMotorcycleMan Report

Final score:

13points

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

Now you know

6points

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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Internet Gives Unemployed Woman A Reality Check After She Expects Friends To Buy Her A Trip

#69

Where I think things should “live” isn’t right. Even if I’m the only one who ever uses them.

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LuckyL 3 years ago

But if they want to live where already something else lives a peaceful live.. Then it needs to find a new home

2points

#70

Random hairs everywhere, and make up stains that appear.

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Final score:

9points

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Kat Hoth 3 years ago

Nope and nope.

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Veronica Mars 3 years ago

Some of these are kinda gender stereotypes... Not all women wear inches of makeup or are clean freaks... Also some of these are just usual relationship things not specifically female. I know plenty of guys who use more products than me everyone has their own ways of doing things regardless of gender.

67points

Mimi M 3 years ago

Just came to say the same. A lot of this was not male-female, but just people stuff.

20points

Monday 3 years ago

Sure, but these are also experiences shared by people. A guy is allowed to say how surprised he was with the amount of makeup or that his girlfriend is super clean. We know we aren't all like that but these were posts made form personal experiences.

10points

Enea 3 years ago

True. There's things to know that are gender-specific and should be known to enhance mutual understanding, and there are really some useless stereotypes. Do you really want to state that half the world's population "have an obsession with glass jars"? And some of the statements are just maked misogyny.

4points

K O 3 years ago

#notallwomen

0points

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 3 years ago

Yeah I came to say the same thing

-1point

Brendan 3 years ago

I must confess that, before I moved in with my wife (then- girlfriend), I thought that women wore matching bras and nickers (panties), like in the lingerie ads. But, thinking about it, I don't match my socks with my boxer shorts.

56points

Carrie Laughs 3 years ago

GASP! You don't? 😁

30points

Jessica Aubé 3 years ago

The generalized sexist remarks here about woman are gross .. do better bored panda .. woman do not fit in a box .. we are unique people

18points

K O 3 years ago

It is not sexist for people to relate their experiences in life. Try understanding the article next time

13points

Mimi777 3 years ago

Thank you! I don’t do or agree with half of these things.

9points

Bob Bobbins 3 years ago (edited)

This is from Reddit. Bored Panda is an aggregator site. They don't write their own stuff and just find things from other sites to write articles about. Either way, the content of each example was given by some random person in the Internet(in this case on Reddit), not Bored Panda.

4points

D C 8 months ago

There were plenty of generalizations about woman being wonderful and better than men. Did you have a problem with those? No?

0points

Kj Johnson 2 years ago

Calm down there. This wasn’t a mean jab at women. I found them hilarious and very relatable.

0points

Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

As a man with long hair, I just laugh at all the comments about hairs everywhere, because they are usually mine. Or I just notice them because they are gray and my wife's are not. I really don't know.

15points

Grace DeGroot 3 years ago

Can’t believe nobody talked about hair getting everywhere! 😂

15points

Matt Du 3 years ago

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13points

Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

Aww, that's so sweet of her! Your wife is definitely a keeper. What a kind person!

2points

blugeagua 3 years ago

Just a reminder that just because you live with a woman that doesn't mean that's an indication of what all women do. We're still not a monolith. We're individual humans just like men are and no two women will be the same.

9points

Bob Bobbins 3 years ago

Yeah, but the thing is that most stereotypes have a basis in truth. Enough women do these things that a large number of men have noticed them on a large scale. Therefore while there are exceptions, these are true in general.

0points

K O 3 years ago

#notallwomen

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

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Marianne 3 years ago

Judging from many of these posts, there are so many women who rule that their partners do stuff "wrong" just because they do it differently. Please be considerate! Often, there is more than one good way to do something.

7points

Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

As long as the task gets done, there's no right or wrong way. Some ways may be more efficient, but if the end result is the same it doesn't really matter how you get there! :)

11points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

In the articles where men are idiots everyone agrees.In articles where women do something different everyone rants about stereotypes

3points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Aside from the "women are all like this" implication, what about the "men apparently never know anything about women" implication? Maybe "neat freaks vs slobs", but not really gender. You should see how my hubby gets about his concert t-shirts! Forget the "good bra"! Do not touch his concert t-shirts! See? It's just people being people.

3points

Cupcake168 3 years ago (edited)

I really love this thread! I’m living on my own (is that said right when you live alone?) and I almost forgot how lovely it was sharing a home. So heartwarming, even the discussions!

3points

The Chosen One 3 years ago

All the hair-related ones are true for anyone with long hair, not just girls

2points

Totally legit 3 years ago

Very relatable, I've lived with men and women and there are definitely some things that differ. But preferences regarding cleaning etc are individual...

1point

will.u.b.mine 3 years ago

so...I'm gay...have a bf...I have never lived with a woman...

1point

Daniel Atkins 3 years ago

Did anyone else notice most of the post were about hair.

1point

Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

No, just you

2points

Nerdlife 3 years ago

I enjoyed this post!!

1point

Amanda Simmons 10 months ago

As a wife of 20 years....yesssss I definately do all these things😁....I laughed at almost all of them...

0points

J Torr 1 year ago

#1 a UK comedian also thought that the pads went sticky side up. My husband thought this was hilarious and now pads are referred to as 'stick ons' in our house.

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Paul Claxton 2 years ago

I I have 1 wife 3 daughters all with long hair, cleaning the shower trap every month was a must. Fortunately they didn't stick hair to the shower wall which is a bit gross, weirdly enough.

0points

Sam Chopra 3 years ago

I don't really understand #12, I'm pretty sure we're humans too. What'd you expect, we suppress farts? Unless this is satire, in which case please don't get mad at me lol

0points

Elizabeth Chandler 3 years ago

To the gentleman who asked why women only own one good bra is because a good bra that is well made, fits properly and is comfortable is EXPENSIVE and they only get more so the bigger a woman's boobs are. Another reason is the life expectancy of a bra. A cheap bra will only last anywhere from 2-6 months with regular wear(depending on bra size, brand/style, how often its washed); whereas a good bra will last anywhere from 12-18 months with the same amount of wear(though the life expectancy of a good bra is nothing compared to a good quality corset which can last anywhere from 5-10 YEARS with proper care).

0points

Treessimontrees 3 years ago

I put everything I can snack size in old candle jars. I can't seem to handle throwing them away, and it looks nice.

0points

Sonia M 3 years ago

Some of these men should learn to care of themselves. I am quite disgusting myself as a girl but that's me. I follow the protocoll of having a sort of clean home

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steven 3 years ago

my wife is the queen of the dishwasher. I have given up any attempt of trying to load it correctly. My sons have inherited the dishwasher loading gene. Sometimes family dinners degenerate into mockery of us lesser types missing the dishwasher loading gene. Apparently proper placement of cutlery is important.

0points

Rens 3 years ago

My hair gets EVERYWHERE, I have Fibromyalgia so my hair constantly falls out. I always have a massive ball of hair after I wash it. I do my best not to leave it all over the shower. However, I can't do much about what gets on the carpets. Regular vacuuming still yields masses of my hair.

0points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Dunno why you were downvoted, I too shed hair like mad, it seems impossible that I can produce so much!

1point

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

I think I'm meeting the wrong women... I've never had a tidy GF; I'm always the one being a**l about keeping everything tidy XD

0points

Jon S. 3 years ago

Three things that surprised me: 1) How shitty women's shoes are. Honestly if my shoes give me blisters after the first day I wear them, they are defective and I'm getting my money back. My wife (and pretty much every woman I know) accepts this as normal. 2&3) That apparently smell and colour matter. I'm happy living in a beige home with no artificial smells, but that's just not civilized anymore (I don't mind the colour, but I find all the fragrances in women's products actually offensive to my nose).

0points

Victoria Lenny 3 years ago

some of yall just hate women lmaoo but okay go off i guess

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Ben Moss 3 years ago

ITT: a lazy list of sexist jokes. “What’s the deal with women having only one good bra?”

-1point

MagNat 3 years ago

It's a bit cringy how many of them are about cleaning...

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Steve 3 years ago

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Don't Look 3 years ago

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Kate 3 years ago

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug.

6points

Tim Haight 3 years ago

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

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OoNijNoO 3 years ago

True and I'm loving it

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Veronica Mars 3 years ago

67points

Mimi M 3 years ago

Just came to say the same. A lot of this was not male-female, but just people stuff.

20points

Monday 3 years ago

10points

Enea 3 years ago

4points

K O 3 years ago

#notallwomen

0points

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 3 years ago

Yeah I came to say the same thing

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Brendan 3 years ago

56points

Carrie Laughs 3 years ago

GASP! You don't? 😁

30points

Jessica Aubé 3 years ago

The generalized sexist remarks here about woman are gross .. do better bored panda .. woman do not fit in a box .. we are unique people

18points

K O 3 years ago

It is not sexist for people to relate their experiences in life. Try understanding the article next time

13points

Mimi777 3 years ago

Thank you! I don’t do or agree with half of these things.

9points

Bob Bobbins 3 years ago (edited)

4points

D C 8 months ago

There were plenty of generalizations about woman being wonderful and better than men. Did you have a problem with those? No?

0points

Kj Johnson 2 years ago

Calm down there. This wasn’t a mean jab at women. I found them hilarious and very relatable.

0points

Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

15points

Grace DeGroot 3 years ago

Can’t believe nobody talked about hair getting everywhere! 😂

15points

Matt Du 3 years ago

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13points

Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

Aww, that's so sweet of her! Your wife is definitely a keeper. What a kind person!

2points

blugeagua 3 years ago

9points

Bob Bobbins 3 years ago

0points

K O 3 years ago

#notallwomen

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

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Marianne 3 years ago

7points

Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

As long as the task gets done, there's no right or wrong way. Some ways may be more efficient, but if the end result is the same it doesn't really matter how you get there! :)

11points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

In the articles where men are idiots everyone agrees.In articles where women do something different everyone rants about stereotypes

3points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

3points

Cupcake168 3 years ago (edited)

I really love this thread! I’m living on my own (is that said right when you live alone?) and I almost forgot how lovely it was sharing a home. So heartwarming, even the discussions!

3points

The Chosen One 3 years ago

All the hair-related ones are true for anyone with long hair, not just girls

2points

Totally legit 3 years ago

Very relatable, I've lived with men and women and there are definitely some things that differ. But preferences regarding cleaning etc are individual...

1point

will.u.b.mine 3 years ago

so...I'm gay...have a bf...I have never lived with a woman...

1point

Daniel Atkins 3 years ago

Did anyone else notice most of the post were about hair.

1point

Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

No, just you

2points

Nerdlife 3 years ago

I enjoyed this post!!

1point

Amanda Simmons 10 months ago

As a wife of 20 years....yesssss I definately do all these things😁....I laughed at almost all of them...

0points

J Torr 1 year ago

#1 a UK comedian also thought that the pads went sticky side up. My husband thought this was hilarious and now pads are referred to as 'stick ons' in our house.

0points

Paul Claxton 2 years ago

I I have 1 wife 3 daughters all with long hair, cleaning the shower trap every month was a must. Fortunately they didn't stick hair to the shower wall which is a bit gross, weirdly enough.

0points

Sam Chopra 3 years ago

I don't really understand #12, I'm pretty sure we're humans too. What'd you expect, we suppress farts? Unless this is satire, in which case please don't get mad at me lol

0points

Elizabeth Chandler 3 years ago

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Treessimontrees 3 years ago

I put everything I can snack size in old candle jars. I can't seem to handle throwing them away, and it looks nice.

0points

Sonia M 3 years ago

Some of these men should learn to care of themselves. I am quite disgusting myself as a girl but that's me. I follow the protocoll of having a sort of clean home

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steven 3 years ago

0points

Rens 3 years ago

0points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Dunno why you were downvoted, I too shed hair like mad, it seems impossible that I can produce so much!

1point

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

I think I'm meeting the wrong women... I've never had a tidy GF; I'm always the one being a**l about keeping everything tidy XD

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Jon S. 3 years ago

0points

Victoria Lenny 3 years ago

some of yall just hate women lmaoo but okay go off i guess

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Ben Moss 3 years ago

ITT: a lazy list of sexist jokes. “What’s the deal with women having only one good bra?”

-1point

MagNat 3 years ago

It's a bit cringy how many of them are about cleaning...

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Steve 3 years ago

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Don't Look 3 years ago

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Kate 3 years ago

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug.

6points

Tim Haight 3 years ago

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Dan E 3 years ago

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

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OoNijNoO 3 years ago

True and I'm loving it

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