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Reading a piece of fiction is like an invitation to escape the immediate world and immerse yourself in fantasy. You’re expected to put your disbeliefs aside and blot out any distractions to fully experience the story. But some passages in those same books are so blatantly disrespectful and hilariously inaccurate that they can leave half of the population straight-up rolling their eyes. You guessed it, we’re talking about male authors portraying female characters and missing the mark by a long, long shot.

Some male writers are notorious for describing women as one-dimensional beings in unrealistic, often sexualized, and very unnecessary detail. So let us introduce you to the 'Men Writing Women' online community dedicated to busting such examples. This corner over on Reddit has simply had enough of "how men who create films, books, TV, and graphic novels characterize women," and pokes fun at their clueless endeavors.

Dedicated bookworms from all over the world have been sharing their equally ludicrous and infuriating findings. We’ve gone through the subreddit and gathered some of the best examples to share with you all. So continue scrolling to witness just how little some men know about women, as well as to read our in-depth interview with writer, developmental editor, and book coach Trisha Loehr. If you can handle even more examples of women being depicted in baffling ways, check out Part 1 of this feature right here.

#1

Hardly A Coincidence

Hardly A Coincidence

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cadena kuhn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cause those family values often include beating his pregnant wife on the front porch for not getting the casserole done b4 he got done screwing her sister after her in those tiny shorts

Kim Bush
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3 years ago

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Sounds more like pop song lyrics than it does country

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SZ
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More genres of music need to be "oops I killed my husband"

James G. Currie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except the ones that are not. Heck, one very popular female artist had a very popular song that is either about suicide, or running away from her life to be free. Others sing about love, family, kids, etc... That being said... Earl deserved what he received!

Ilia Bauer
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laugh my butt off at this song by Carrie Underwood “ … I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!”

Luke Oakridge
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if a male country singer would get support if he sung about destroying his cheating wife's car. I bet people would just say "with a personality like that, no wonder she cheated". Yet they don't say that about women who destroy their partner's property.

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AspieGirl88
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah … when I hear the words “make you” & “bear my children” spilling out of a man’s face-hole, I’m not surprised that female country singers want to sing about the death of those “husbands”. It’s too late in the century for all the sexist BS; expecting women to willingly breed with him, cook his meals & keep a tidy home for him (all whilst this type of man sits around drinking beer/smoking, watching TV, refusing to do his share of chores by claiming it’s “woman’s work” & not even acknowledging the good amount of work she’s done … or he’ll just beat the ever-loving cräp out of her & sometimes even the kids, too). Can’t blame these women for being bitter. 😕🤷‍♀️

Kel_how
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teeny tiny shorts ride up, and that kind of life chafes

Beachbum
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have always wondered this as well

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    #2

    This Is Honestly Worse Than The Average Post Here

    This Is Honestly Worse Than The Average Post Here

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    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can all tell who's the actual virgin.

    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra points for creepy, 2nd person writing

    Alewa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also don't get periods until a man breaks our seal and therefore, us.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've never touched a woman without telling me you've never touched a woman

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worse thing I've ever read

    ask
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol.. this.. we need to just get rid of the whole notion of virginity.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, some people still cling to the falsity that Trump won in 2020. A well known US Politician once stated that a pregnancy can not come from a rape, because a woman's body "knows" and will reject the unwanted semen. Heck...a shocking number of people around the world still think the planet is flat like a sheet of paper! (I've spoken myself with one person that thought the standard Mercator projection wall map was a 100% accurate representation of the planet - although, this person was aware that the planet is not flat!)

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We now know that the author of this post has never seen a vagina. 😂

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say but a lot of men didn’t have sexual education in health class or else they’d know better.

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    #3

    Tumblr Already Knows

    Tumblr Already Knows

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not enough for a motive. He hasn't even mentioned her breasts yet.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's plenty motive. Describing s**t like that is motive as it speaks volumes of his underlying douchebaggery and it could be more than enough to set someone off in anger and frustration. He'll, I want to stab him for that description

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    Gypsy Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When women can only be described by what a man wants to do with her, then society needs to take a good look at the difference between a human being, and the act of r ape. - This should tell intelligent people something.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cop: How much have you had to drink tonight sir?

    Joanne Hicks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck, yuck, yuck....disturbingly sick.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess maybe she WASN'T dandelion fluff!

    Emma Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the script from that 80's movie naked gun to me.

    Emma Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a few lines from that 80s film nake gun to me

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're missing the whole other paragraph of the itnernal turmoil he's read in her oh so expressive eyes.

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    The phrase "written by a man" has gained traction on the internet over the last few years, with increasingly more people taking notice of men describing female characters through the male gaze, and no longer buying into it. The 'Men Writing Women' project started back in 2017 and has amassed nearly 530k devoted members eagerly waiting for new posts to grace their feeds. With the tagline, "She breasted boobily down the stairs," this online community has set out on a mission to bust the sexist and often downright creepy quotes from published work by men.

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    Of course, certain writers do their research and don’t shy away from asking female friends for advice. "There are many phenomenal male authors out there who write women characters well and give them quality storylines," writer Trisha Loehr told Bored Panda. "Unfortunately, there are many male authors who intentionally or unintentionally do the opposite."

    #4

    Sir Please, I'm Just Trying To Do My Job

    Sir Please, I'm Just Trying To Do My Job

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know of a more romantic vegetable than turnip? I sure can't think of any!

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    Historyharlot93
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popping up like meerkats? My breasts immediately death flop when released from a bra, like they were shot! It’s like a double homicide every day.

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine look like old National Geographic tits. And I respect those tribal women more now than ever.

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    Jason Marin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buttery Brioche rolls? Turnip-red? Is this guy trying to write a romance novel or a new type of cook book written in code?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meerkats? Was her blouse a dirt pit? Guess they came out to get that food.

    Em Hubbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this person ever seen turnips?! They are purple!! And, this sounds more like a description on a menu!! Lmao!!!

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this "author" has ever seen a turnip, let alone a flesh-and-blood human woman.

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    #5

    The Kind Of Thing That Gets Your Blood Boiling

    The Kind Of Thing That Gets Your Blood Boiling

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    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an Olympic swimmer who won gold and the headline was football players wife wins gold

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that. I didn’t know who the football player was, probably as most people do, who aren’t into that sport. So treat her like any other Olympian!

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    DKS 001
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is one thing I hated when I was married ... I didn't have a name. I was so-n-so's wife, or so-n-so's mom. I almost forgot my name myself!

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women, you are not worthy! Marjorie, do you hear me?

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she's still in the process of making it... she hasn't quite got there yet.

    Christina Rosetti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently he is an actor/comedian. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.J._Miller

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    Anki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, what's her name?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure she's a person in her own right, but apparently not.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But apparently that name is only on a need to know basis.

    Pat Reagan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this whole time i thought T.J. Miller was gay

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, what is it?? What's her name? You gotta at least give us a hint.

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    #6

    Curious What It Looked Like When She Walked In

    Curious What It Looked Like When She Walked In

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    Amy S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Centipede...leggy blond....easy to get confused

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What planet is this woman from?

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Garrett P.I. series (Glen Cook)... a film noir-esque detective in a fantasy world... Orcs, Elves...mobsters... that kinda thing.

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    Hades (but good)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pov: two spiders walkin into ur office

    Jknbt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sowbug is related to lobsters, crabs and crayfish. It is brownish-gray and may be 3/4-inches long. It has fourteen legs, an oval shape and overlapping plates on its backs.

    Elin Calliel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …she had stitched them all together to make a cloak which she wore around her shoulders. A cloak of the legs of her victims hanging all down her back.

    Ilia Bauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either you just met a psychopath carrying legs around, or you met some eldritch thing walking like a damn centipede.

    M.T. Noah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is she coming in to get him to investigate a prosthesis theft ring?

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    Loehr, a writer and developmental editor based in Calgary, Canada, has made a career out of helping authors of many genres, including fiction and nonfiction, to craft better stories to bring joy to their readers. She pointed out that male writers often fail to create realistic and rounded portrayals of women in their work due to internalized misogyny from living in such a deeply patriarchal society.

    "I am speaking here from a Western, North American perspective, and as a white woman," she added. "Our Western culture is full of imagery and other content that is rampant with both misogynistic ideas that tell people that women are sexual objects to be used, silly and not as intelligent or strong as men, and not quite as valuable as men and thus who need to be guided by the men around them."

    Sadly, many people wholeheartedly believe these falsehoods, Loehr stated. "Many don't think they do, but have internalized a lot of these ideas. And thus, it often comes out in writing. Again, this can be intentional or unintentional."

    #7

    I Know It Isn’t Sunday But I Have Zero Patience Or Memory

    I Know It Isn’t Sunday But I Have Zero Patience Or Memory

    confused_dinosaur Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a friend once said to me, "I don't mumble swearwords under my breath, I enunciate them clearly like a ****ing lady!"

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I hear that women shouldn´t have tattoos.

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He blinked in surprise"...LOL he's gonna have a lot of surprises in his life

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And men shouldn’t be telling women what they are allowed to say or feel, but here we are.

    Debora Shuger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pedantry police saith that "f**k" isn't a curse word, just a vulgarism. "Damn" is a curse word.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I can read the “fücked” through the censoring!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BoredPanda’s censorship team is failing! Hah hah, they censored a*s yet I was shocked that they did not censor clit.

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    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you vivy readers, Kakitani Yui in the fourth book has zero filter whatsoever

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned a really valuable phrase from my father, "Go f**k yourself".

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    #8

    Golden Skin Shimmering In The Summer Sun

    Golden Skin Shimmering In The Summer Sun

    Car_Washed Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, crying in my car eating chicken is a habit I frequently engage in

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you perform skits with it first?

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What woman can possibly resist being compared to a roast chicken? :D

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys remember the pic of the pregnant lady sunbathinh?

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently when a male sees any female they think of food. Wonder what food I would be described as. She walked by me, fat bottom, large stomach. Her thighs reminded me of Kentucky fried chicken. Her breasts like a bowl of mashed potatoes. Her face, like a breeze of fried pancetta fell on.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never cried in my car and ate chicken before, but somehow it feels right.

    Melissa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to the club to pick up some hot chicks is just code for going to Costco for some rotisserie chicken.

    DMV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best thing I’ve read today.

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    #9

    Reading George R R Martin

    Reading George R R Martin

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    Vic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't wearing a top.. she was wearing toppings..

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    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that so common? Why do so many men want to sexualize children? I really don't get it! I get the whole power structure-thing, that a child/young woman is easier to control but I really can't understand the sexual appeal.

    AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole "who's your daddy" thing icks me out. How is that sexy? And the school girl outfits. Eew! Pervs.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man, and I even know this is horribly wrong.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some male (and probably some female) authors need to learn to stop sexualizing little girls or just underage people in general. It's just weird.

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more disturbed, or rather, sickened, at the fact the author describes this as a 14 year old.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was that sentence finished I wonder……”hot and spicy, just like how I like them on my pizza”

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is it with men wanting jailbait so much?

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her vagina was like a giant slice of pineapple. Just how I like my Hawaiian pizzas. Goodness sake.

    Fwart Deydweg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her panties were like garlic bread. Warm, crunchy and with a faint musty stench.

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    This apparent inability of many men to write female personalities who are complex and have solid backgrounds of their own is often regarded as lapses in the authors' judgment. Although this doesn’t take away the fact of how damaging these far-fetched depictions can be. The superficial characters they create often lack depth and seem to be put into the story only to move it forward. Moreover, the way men write about a woman’s body and appearance is often alarming. Females become reduced to their physical attributes in an objectifying and condescending manner.

    All of this can have alarmingly dire consequences. When the amount of male authors falling for this pattern exponentially increases, other men (and even young boys) can begin buying into these unrealistic portrayals of the opposite sex.

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    #10

    The Artist

    The Artist

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this horror show that I have just read?

    SZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made it through that paragraph?!?!

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    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ending 😂😂😂😂😂

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I was afraid this was getting a bit too lyrical, but the last sentence settled it.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for pointing it out - I gave up halfway through and almost missed this gem!

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    CatGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, this is every piece of creative writing I have to mark for school.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh... I hate it when male authors do this. And I'm not even a woman!

    IAmSomeone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it too (cuz I'm a woman so... You know why).

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    Boreddd🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they had to mention the boobs!

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    #11

    Sarcasm And Accuracy Ftw

    Sarcasm And Accuracy Ftw

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    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boobs are raging against the machine and I’m not sure how to handle it. Good luck to me I guess.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the worst of the lot, hangry boobs!!!

    Catherine Binder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair my boobies are often hungry when I eat. Not in a sexy way though.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe women should start writing out the feelings of the male characters balls. "His balls were getting testy."

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep you get all your emotions from boobs

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that's why we're so much more emotional than men! /s

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like "engorged throbbing penises" always engorged and throbbing

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, kudos to all these feminist authors who made boobs, much more than body parts or sexual objects, real and strong characters with vivid emotions.

    R F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-aware boobs….self-help boobs

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I understand what happened to my life, I have grandma boobs.

    niki.bordeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what's wrong with me: I never listened to my boobs' thoughts.

    Micah Chips 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you should!! What a disgusting neglect of detail!! /s

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    #12

    I Mean It Kinda Counts

    I Mean It Kinda Counts

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    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Possibly from Quebec or America" Might be the most accurate part of the picture Edit: If it's fake then nevermind

    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm NonBinary but afab. But the "mentally unsound" part is probably pretty correct in my case.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God my doodles will keep your noodles away.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them American girls with tattoos is bad news. (And is it just me or does that sound like the opening line to a country music song?)

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Woman, stay away from me! American Woman, mama let me be!

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    H M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rushing to get skin doodles...

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for those who don't know, it's a joke, Canadian naughty humour. Don't get your knickers in a twist. Do people really believe that our rugged Mounties have soggy noodles? Never. 🍁

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in the hell do they get archaic ideas from? So does that mean women should stay away from who have tattoos? Well there goes my handsome Navy sailor then. Lol

    Poly Amorous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's saying that men should stay away from women with tattoos, because they are probably "syphilic, mentally unsound," and just bad overall

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relax, folks who think this is real: It's not. :)

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know, people from Canada don't tend to call the states America

    Lem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian, can confirm that I do.

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    Writer Loehr agreed with this line of thinking. "The content we consume impacts our understanding of the world. If the only books/comics that a man consumes present women as manipulative, big-boobed sex objects, that's what they will assume most women are."

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    "If all they read is books where women are used as fodder for a man's progression up the social or career ladder, then that's what they will see the purpose of the women around them as. If the female characters in the books they read always flirt back and immediately fall into bed with the hero of the story, they may assume that women should do the same for them," she added.

    #13

    Mission Completed

    Mission Completed

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    Orange Lantern
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit, I'm laughing way too hard at this. 😂

    bria4140 bria4140
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello male writer. Before you is a typewriter. You have one day to write a novella that doesn't focus sexually on a females body. The timer begins now.

    Reyn-Guo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are confused! You are not in her pit! Her pit is a turd her peach just dropped in your confused mouth...

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The protagonist makes key decisions that affect the plot, primarily influencing the story and propelling it forward" The woman doesn't sound like the protagonist in that story, he is.

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    #14

    This ‘Author’ Of His Own Effed Up Narrative

    This ‘Author’ Of His Own Effed Up Narrative

    BoMaxKent Report

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the name you gave him omfg

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awful, I would NEVER treat a woman like that, or anyone else!!

    Rowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comtact name tho 😂

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he’s saying he preys on vulnerable women? 😬

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think that's how he means it, i don't see my exes as having preyed on me (I'm AFAB nonbinary but I'm mentally ill so)

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    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he has the issues sure sounds like it to me

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's just watched too many movies with the oh so lovely trope of manic pixie dream girls

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    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a thing for intelligent, mentally stable men who understand they can’t possibly own another human being. .. but then I’ve always been into fantasy.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two whole decades?.... Just wait.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can't even spell "psychological".

    Richard Reese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My issue is using "pretty girls." Did he think she was going to swoon over him because he called her pretty? Or was that to lessen the sting of the backhanded compliment he thought he was giving her. And FFS, girls are children. Men, stop referring to a grown female as a girl.

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    #15

    I Know This Is Satire But I Really Wouldn’t Put It Past Some Of The Authors We See On Here

    I Know This Is Satire But I Really Wouldn’t Put It Past Some Of The Authors We See On Here

    happymaz Report

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's early here, not a morning person and you made me Google. Now I'm thinking of ways to jiggle my boobs neurodivergently 🤣

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His brain worked like a limp rubber-band around a monkeys noodle.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her hips wiggled with the fastidiousness of a newly employed carpenter.

    Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her mounds writhed with attention deficit hyperactive disorder

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to what, existing naturally?

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    Thankfully, Loehr was kind enough to lend struggling male authors a helping hand and offered suggestions on how they could become better at building female characters. "Read books by women authors. Read books by non-binary authors. Read books that center on female characters. Read books in your genre and outside of your genre."

    "Think deeply about every female character you include in your stories: Do they have a character arc? Do they have dialogue on the page that is not about the male characters? Are they full-rounded characters with a backstory, goals, etc.?" She also advised men to find female beta readers to get feedback on their characters: "Listen to what they tell you, thank them, and pay them for their time and expertise."

    #16

    After Venturing Back And Forth Through This Subreddit, I'd Say This One Isn't Exactly Surprising

    After Venturing Back And Forth Through This Subreddit, I'd Say This One Isn't Exactly Surprising

    moonchild4eva Report

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jazz cafe? Could've been worse, I read it as jizz cafe - which will forever more be in my vocabulary

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retirement plan: open a jazz cafe in your vagina.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a second. How do I get the cafe and music features? Are they separate entities or niche groups? Also, can you change it up? Like what is one day I'm in the mood to be a throbbing jazz Cafe and the next in in the mood to be a thrashing metal gig in a open field?

    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank f uck I’m gay and miss out on all of this!

    Fwart Deydweg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always enter the Hotel Chocolat on an evening

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    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... cunnilingus tasted like sweat and cigarette smoke?

    DMV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read a book (written by a woman unfortunately) where the character perked up at the sight of the “hero”. The woman says that her lady parts went woo to the hoo. I was so done with the book after that.

    Wide Awake at 3am
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread this as "jizz cafe". So yeah this could have been written worse.

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    #17

    Women's Insides Are A Maze, Apparently

    Women's Insides Are A Maze, Apparently

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    Llewella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women actually have a shorter urethra, men however often have trouble peeing later in life because of their enlarged prostate pressing against their urethra.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people (both men and women) still think that women urinate out of their vaginas. Spoiler: we don´t.

    IAmSomeone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people (both men and women[That's my opinion]) are a little, just "a little", stupid. Spoiler:not just a little.

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    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So men really do consider peeing to be a super power?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta admit, it's pretty enviable to be able to "write" your name in the snow.

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly they've never experienced that increasing panic when unlocking your front door and suddenly you go from needing to pee to about to p**s yourself and you run down the hall to the toilet taking your jeans off as you go pretty much already peeing as your taking a seat - the pee must find a shortcut through the labyrinth in such instances. And after 4 kids trampolines definitely create a shortcut too

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically us girls actually have a harder time holding it in because we mostly use gravity to drop our pee while men have to do a bit of pushing. Or so I was told in highschool health class, anyway.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... a straight hose of half the length it was before, is suddenly a labyrinth?

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me again why we don't teach basic goddamn ANATOMY in schools? Oh right, because "boys might get funny ideas". Hate to tell you this, paranoid parents who apparently were never teenagers somehow and never noticed that boys don't need anatomy lessons to "get funny ideas", but denying basic sex ed is doing WAY more damage...

    Great Pyrenees
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they do. these are the idiotswho decide to not pay attention/ignore it

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but .."transitioned into a biological woman"? You can't change your bio sex...I wish people would stop confusing sex and gender.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? He was CLEARLY being tongue-in-cheek...c'mon people!

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    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is more the “thunderous” one in our house. (Yes, her peeing. It’s not a metaphor).

    Chad Valentine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? When they transitioned to a woman, the water works would've been the same "maze" they were before but an inch or two shorter...

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    #18

    “How To Cure A Feminist”, Published In The Maxim Magazine

    “How To Cure A Feminist”, Published In The Maxim Magazine

    mirkawaii Report

    Gavin Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my partner ever uttered that I, a man, completes her, I’d faint, once I came round I’d be seeking some sort of therapy with her. We are a complete couple but neither of us was ‘incomplete’ when we met. I didn’t think women NEEDED men in 2003 and I don’t now.

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is a hate crime

    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Turn an unshaven, militant, protesting vegan into an actual girl!” is such a hateful (and weird?) way to try to describe a woman, and kind of makes me worry about the OP. (“Unshaven?” Men don’t usually shave their bodies and seem to be surviving just fine, but I shall probably burst into flames the instant I’m not sexually attractive to a single observing male? Give me a break, I’m too busy for this. Lmk when the men figure out what their problem is with us. Must be nice to not have to be expected any body hair or be expected to weir makeup and style your hair and get made fun of if you don’t, yeah tell me again why feminism is such garbage and sooo annoyyingggg to youuuuu personallyyyyy 🙄 would love to show up to work with fully hairy legs but the same guys telling me “feminism is the worst thing to ever happen to women” are the guys telling me “ew I hate seeing a woman with armpit hair” so wtf kind of timeline are we even living in

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    Spencer Butisbauch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that “vegan” is included as criteria for a feminist is insane. My piano teacher is vegan. He is male. Idk why this vegan thing is even included at all.

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There probably would be no more wars if penises were cut off...

    Frank Hassler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Testicles: yes. Penises?: just going to be a lot sexually frustrated world leaders, which would quickly lead to WW3.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope this is a parody. And I suspect that it is tragically not.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they actually were telling men to flat out lie to women...as GOOD, unironic advice. And then wonder why divorce rate is steadily climbing....

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    Celesta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many men obsessed with "hairless" women. Its creepy.

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago

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    Because being hairy is something normally associated with men. Women have less hair on their bodies, so obviously men are going to be more attracted to women who have less hair than more hair.

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    Chelsea Rabinovitz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually feel dumber after reading that.

    SparkleFarts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I just threw up in my mouth

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the feminist pictured as a loser wannabe gangster man? Most women are feminists, and if they're not than they're religious zealots

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes Maxim….a magazine for immature men. They should put that on the cover.

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    We’ve long heard that the best writers should be well-read. Reading allows us to expand our mental horizons and become more educated and well-rounded human beings. Finding ourselves in that middle ground of leaving and yet staying in our sphere also offers us fresh insight into the world and even our inner selves.

    "Read widely in and around your genre. Read books by authors of all races, backgrounds, gender identities, and sexualities. Read new books and backlist books. When writing a book, think about what your point is. Why are you writing this particular story with this particular protagonist? What message do you want your readers to come away from your book thinking about? Everything in your story needs to support that," Loehr advised.

    #19

    The Wheel Of Time: The Dragon Reborn, By Robert Jordan. A Map Of The City Of The Aes Sedai, An Organization Of Powerful Female Sorcerers. Yup

    The Wheel Of Time: The Dragon Reborn, By Robert Jordan. A Map Of The City Of The Aes Sedai, An Organization Of Powerful Female Sorcerers. Yup

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    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men build penis shaped towers and drive pens shaped cars so is it really any suprise that they think that's what a woman's city would look like.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot Jeff Besos space rocket shape ;)

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    Casey McAlister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The legend has it no man was able to find Northharbor.

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many men were lost there. Rip.

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    Jerry Mathers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jordan was a historian. Much of his work incorporates historical culture or places that exist. I strongly doubt that Tar Valon (pictured) has anything to do with a vagina. There are 13 books in that series, of which he wrote 9 or 10 before he died. Each book averages 800 pages. Not once did he get explicit about sex or overly describe the female body.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is rather stupid: what else is an island in the middle of a river supposed to look like?

    Jul Chv
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Not a c..nt. Paris is on an island for instance, Paris does not look like a c...nt. It is full of c...nts though...

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    Andrew Gibb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't confuse Northharbour with Southharbour!

    Fwart Deydweg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special permission needed to enter at Northharbour

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    CatGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF. Is this Tampon City?

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Women there suffer from the worst periods

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    Alan Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Northharbour is where you find the little man in a boat of course.

    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good! A map to help those men who don't know their way around! Now just get this into Google Maps, and BINGO.

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    #20

    Of Course, We Don't Get Real Pockets In Our Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!

    Of Course, We Don't Get Real Pockets In Our Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!

    EnvironmentalRoof629 Report

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me the author is male and never had intercourse with a woman, without telling me

    Tamsin Far
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A... tiny.. purse. Credit card sized. Ouch.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Credit card sized, without either lubricant *or* stimulation, presumably... I think most women's reaction wouldn't be "ouch" so much as "Yaaaaaarrrrrghhh ow ow ow ow OW getitout getitout!" At least that would be mine!

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he thinks human women are marsupials?

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God damn it. Now I'm going to get mugged for my m**f-purse.

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think a credit card would fit up my hoo hah, let alone in a purse wtf hahaha

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it'll fit but you don't want to go shoving stuff that size up there just for the convenience of being hands free. Kins are one thing but this is just 🤮 writing

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    Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that publishers would read the book before publishing it! Does this mean that there was no woman anywhere in the process and that all involved men believe women can fit their driving license casually in their vagina?

    Ela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, why would you? For gods sake where are you going that you feel the need to smuggle your driver's license? How do you plan to retrieve it when needed? I can't even-

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    Tina Girard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that makes paying the bill awkward.

    Adira Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part is the complete lack of reaction on the part of the responding character, as if they're always finding people's driver's licenses stored inside their genitals, like it's just one of those common autopsy findings. NBD. Whereas any sane human would hear that information and be like, "I'm sorry, WHAT did you just say? I'm gonna need you to repeat that. Because I cannot possibly be understanding correctly that this lady was using her vagina as a glove compartment."

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What... How... Why were they ever in a position where they found that out?

    Celesta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME is Medical Examiner, so she was apparently dead. Which makes the last line confusing, so it matches the redt of that insanity

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    #21

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

    ebolashuffle Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top photo (ad) is disgusting. Sorry, I have no words to describe how that made me feel. Eeeew

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! I get that the second one is a sign of times, but when was it ever okay to make something like the first one?!

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that is so sad, I actually remember these ads. Flipping thru magazines and seeing the Love’s Baby soft ad was just so wrong in every way in so many ways…

    Warrior Mama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! These were in my Young Miss magazines when I was the age of the person in the ad. The worst part is that I was an adult before it occurred to me that there was a problem with it, and the cultural norm at the time was that it was flattering to receive male attention

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    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Now the mistress of the house can go right ahead with those girlhood dreams ─ planning lovely meals for her man'. Yikes

    kcanded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And getting it in the a*s from your new husband in the kitchen.....

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    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susscessful marriages start in the kitchen - only if you like starting some 4 play in that room

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one: no just no.... Second one : should be an ad for rat poison...

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Love's Baby Soft ad has nothing on a commercial it aired in the Seventies. Potential trigger warning; you won't be able to unsee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7IP5SV6GqQ&ab_channel=robatsea2009

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaky. That's my comment on there from 11 years ago, lol! I stand by it: "I well remember being creeped out by this whole campaign back in the day (I was 11) and it's still nasty *shudder* Only a couple of years before 13-year-old (but made to look younger) Brooke Shields took it all to another level in 'Pretty Baby'."

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    MonkeyInTheMiddle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of that man will haunt me forever.

    IAmSomeone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did u make me notice?...Well, that will haunt me forever too now...

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    Kim Bush
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the top one, nothing has changed. If anything, it's gotten worse with child beauty pageants. They are vile and disgusting, nothing but a breeding ground for child predators and pedophiles.

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    Most of us have encountered pieces of prose, movies, or TV shows where the male author has written about women poorly, to put it gently. At the same time, we have spent many years of our lives overlooking or unconsciously ignoring it because we submerge ourselves and devour the plot of the story. Luckily, many women are starting to see what’s been right in front of them all along, and they’re not staying silent.

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    The 'Men Writing Women' subreddit has inspired many book-lovers to seek justice and have discussions around the misogynistic breadcrumbs scattered all over our favorite and most lauded pieces of writing. One spin-off project, the 'Men Write Women' Twitter account, was created as a more condensed version of the online group on Reddit. "Women just want to be written as human. That's it," Meghan Vondriska, an advertising social strategist and founder of the page, told Bored Panda in a previous interview.

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    #22

    Haven't You Ever Shut Your Vagina In Rage? Ways Of Going Home By Alejandro Zambra

    Haven't You Ever Shut Your Vagina In Rage? Ways Of Going Home By Alejandro Zambra

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    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these are such cringe I don’t know if I’m having fun anymore.

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    Sofie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the same school of thought as "if she didn't enjoy being raped she wouldn't have let it happen" and "why don't you hold your period in until you go to the bathroom"

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little surprised he didn't say it "grew teeth", geez!

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vagina Dentata....what a wonderful phrase." "Vagina Dentata, ain't no passin' craze!"

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "William Todd Akin (July 5, 1947 – October 3, 2021) was an American politician who served as the U.S. representative for Missouri's 2nd congressional district from 2001 to 2013. He was a member of the Republican Party." "...women who are victims of what he called "legitimate rape" rarely get pregnant."

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Legitimate rape" is an oxymoron. Nor does a female's body "shut down" during sexual assault. People who don't understand basic human biology shouldn't be making laws.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And to this day, she won't let me retrieve my d**k that is still stuck inside. Oh, the pain".

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can also close her face. Is she an alien?

    Pirates of Zen Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never considered plastic surgery until the ejecto-vag came out.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think life for women would have been a lot better in general if they had the ability to bear trap a man’s junk.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I argue with girlfriends my penis completely detaches and runs into another room.

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    #23

    I... Have No Words

    I... Have No Words

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your pubes are a long mop, try braiding it! Add beads for more fun!

    Karen Kloke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, new idea for an Etsy store! Beard beads are a thing of the past, get your pube beads and jazz up you va-jay-jay!

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is giving me some crazy imagery and it's scary. When does it sprout teeth and start snarling?

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her pubes are an overgrown, feathery mop.

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe you should take her to a gynecologist... Stat!

    foxgirl158
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need unsee juice. Or eye bleach. Or both.

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some sort of inexperienced femdom fantasy?

    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll hurl her purse out right along with you.

    Debra Maloney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... I'm trying so hard to envision ANY female genitalia looking like a mushroom between two trees.....(?!).........

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artificial Intelligences have yet to master the art of describing women.

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    #24

    Ah Yes, The Good Ol' Death By "Letter-Reading Fits"

    Ah Yes, The Good Ol' Death By "Letter-Reading Fits"

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    Eunice Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, not the Unpleasantness!

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine? Add those flirtation headaches on with having chestnut hair that is also beautiful...and a poor woman didn't stand a chance!

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    Glitterati
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Auntie Gertrude survived The Unpleasantness of 1886 and said “it was absolutely ghastly”

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now want to read all the books these happen in. Also mmmf? That has a specific meaning that I am not going to admit to knowing. The internet has ruined me. Does this refer to something else?

    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was I want to read these books

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    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but "drawing room anguish" got me

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t it amazing that a hundred years ago women were diagnosed with “hysteria” due to the female reproductive system making her crazy? That one kills me every time. Lol

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair my reproductive system used to make me crazy. F**k you endometriosis.

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am reading a book in which the main character has been in a coma for weeks now because she stepped out into the rain for 15 minutes WHILE WEARING RAIN CLOTHES AND A HEAVY COAT

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well those reasons are literally bonkers... okay maybe the one of haven't seen the sea in a long time is not. Yep I think I can relate to this. The others? A big no! (Edit: spelling of the word sea)

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful - saying No! too loudly - could cause 💀

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You laugh, but my Great-Aunt Gladys died of River Unhappiness. Nasty business.

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourites: missing slippers, going outside at night in Italy (what?), Both too many and not enough pillows, Someone said "No" very loudly while they were in the room, Pony exhaustion (da hell?), Sherry served too cold, Spent more than a month in London after growing up in Yorkshire (specifically Yorkshire or..?), River headaches, General bummers, Mmmf (?????), Parents too happy, and The Unpleasantness.

    Helen Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where the others came from but I think the going outside at night in Italy is from Daisy Miller by Henry James, published in the late 19th century. Nominally it causes the title character to die of malaria, but I remember it being rather unbelievable when I read the book.

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    #25

    Behold, My Brother’s Twitter

    Behold, My Brother’s Twitter

    bigcheesebebbs Report

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your brother has some issues... WHERE IS THE UNSEE JUICE?? I NEED IT

    Anna Te
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reader, have you cupped every size of balls in your hands? From the tiniest, miniscule hard pebbles, to the most swollen, hanging warm baggies, we can traverse the tapestry of the lush land of Balls.

    Spencer Butisbauch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why, but my brain read the bosom line as “I have traversed the tapestry of the lush land of Boston” and, I was really confused. It’s 3 am also and I’m tired.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would un-brother that sad git ASAP

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We. But just think, in 15 years this little snippet will still be floating around the internet.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were these men bottle fed as babies?

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many were consensual?

    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cupped" that's all I need to know, I don't have to read further.

    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparkling boobs sounds like something to take to a dermatologist...quickly.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless there's glitter involved or the boobs belong to a twilight vampire...

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    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats the obsession with breasts? Its skin and muscle. Not pebbles or pillows

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    #26

    I'm Looking At You Stephen King, You Big Virgin

    I'm Looking At You Stephen King, You Big Virgin

    Yamper33 Report

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet those juggalugs jiggled when she fell down the stairs

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *they BOUCILY jiggled...like the homemade jelly she spent the afternoon whipping up for her rugged, hard-working husband who worked ruggedly hard.

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    Isa Car
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petite breasts that were big, fat juggalugs and big whoppin milkers?

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated into some of the funniest sentences ever. I'm crying laughing. Big fat juggugs, so amazingly terrible. It's a new art form; Hilariously terrible over sexualized writing.

    Erin Witzke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first thing I always do when I see a ghost, is grab my titties to protect them from those pervy spirits.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if we only described men by what we wanted to do to them/ how we fantasized them to be. “His voice sounded like someone smart had slapped it out of him, and his junk departed his body so he was left with a much more symmetrical expanse of hairless nothing that smelled like lavender, rather than his usual “goat yard after a chili eating orgy” funk.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen King has some fantastic ideas, but he writes like a 14 year old. It's just as well he has a cute dog.

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What books are these from? Always curious about undocumented quotations. Might believe the first two paragraphs, but the third and fourth?

    TheMagicOfBeingMia (She/Her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either they both exorcise the house, or they both get round housed down the stairs, come on now

    Anka Kwi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boobies were boobbing boobbingly as she bobbed down the stairs. A legit quote I've read a few years back.

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    #27

    Don't Your Boobs Roll Like Your Eyes? [ It's Kind Of A Funny Story- Ned Vizzini]

    Don't Your Boobs Roll Like Your Eyes? [ It's Kind Of A Funny Story- Ned Vizzini]

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone missed basic sex ed...

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...elementary biology, physics, and co-ed gym class too!

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    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy probably never saw boobs

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was married to a woman he loved and had they had a child together. He was also an award winning writer - this is taken out of context. In the book it makes sense - it's meant to poke fun at himself, be satirical and sarcastic.

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this yet another boob feature I've been unaware of? How do I unlock boob roll? And does it automatically sync with eye roll or do I have to signal boob roll every time I eye roll? Also, can I boob roll without eye roll?

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting so tired of rolling my eyes at things, rolling my boobs would be a nice change

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    Lila Wells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is making my boobs shake in anger /j

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't come for Ned Vizzini - he was a brilliant writer. This was meant to be sarcastic.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I train my chest-fat to do that? Sounds like a cool trick.

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have missed out on sonethiing. My breasts dont roll

    LunaMendax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Girls' breasts are so amazing"... So I've heard(said the author). Because I've never seen any. Nor touched any. To think of it: I've never been in a proximity of 2 meters of any (He drops his pen and starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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    Vondriska pointed out that a lot of male writers who tend to be thought of as the "founders of the literary canon" are continuous offenders. "John Updike, for instance. But the greatest repeat offender is definitely Stephen King. His portrayal of his female characters is honestly offensive," she added.

    "Pay attention to what you're reading, and who you're reading. You have to make sure your bookshelf isn't made up of just men. Add in some spice—some female authors, some nonbinary authors, authors of color. And lastly, just because you were assigned a book in high school doesn't mean it's good!"

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    #28

    Sorry If This Is A Repost

    Sorry If This Is A Repost

    draw_gregory Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later the female character was described as being "spunky" and "not like other girls".

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they just transitioned straight to "B***h," because she was acting "masculinly," and asserting herself.

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    Deb Dedon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female character would not advise male character that she is strong and ruthless if she is strong and ruthless. I mean, why give them a head's up warning? That's no fun.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay do I actually have a question about this. In one of my books the main character is a little sexist for a bit and he has to team up with a girl. If the girl were to tell him something like that (obviously not those words, but you get what I mean), would that be bad writing the stuff on this list? It's not like the guy would become attracted to her or vice versa. I'm just worried because I don't want my writing to be like these people's writing.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you can have some females read the part you write and get feedback for honesty. It's a tough call to make outright because you need to make sure the descriptive are necessary and that they fit

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    Joe Rusynyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally how feminists talk though. Have you ever met one?

    Poly Amorous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have legitimately never spoken in that fashion in my life

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    #29

    Ovaries Just Shooting Around All Willy-Nilly, Controlling Our Decisions. Thanks Michael Robotham, Very Cool. From “When You Were Mine”

    Ovaries Just Shooting Around All Willy-Nilly, Controlling Our Decisions. Thanks Michael Robotham, Very Cool. From “When You Were Mine”

    nonoglorificus Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your ovaries jiggle, act as mood detectors/rings, show sentient thought, it´s time to see a doctor.

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ovaries are expressing disdain right now

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time one of my ovaries got hit (don't ask) and it was excruciatingly painful - jiggling around would hurt so much

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently opted NOT to read one of Michael Robotham's books, which I took from the Little Free Library in our local shopping mall. I got halfway though the first chapter and chucked it out of the bath in anger at how Male, Pale, And Stale he was.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Boreddd, I hope you don't mind my writing this! I think I remember from another thread you're quite young (14)? This thread was really heavy stuff, even for old pandas 😅 so take your time processing and if anything is confusing, please feel free to ask!

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    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. If your ovaries jiggle then go see a doctor!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a serious medical issue, not like good writing...

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf, can men just stop being writers

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    #30

    A Wonderful Description

    A Wonderful Description

    reddit.com Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this is funny.. I cracked up, I'm sorry to say! You could say something so bad about either gender, especially working in customer service!

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    Pirates of Zen Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you meet a guy like that, the alternative isn't suicide. It's homicide.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the Rivers of London series - well worth reading. Yes, the main character is a bit of a d**k at times, but it works in the context of the stories.

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, first 3 or 4 books of the series are good.

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    SZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, cause she had to listen to men like you all her life and needed to develop a survival mechanism

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd quite like to enforce the alternative on the writer of this

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is hilarious! Based on the other comments, I have a feeling this author writes male descriptors similarly

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up on this series after book 4 lol.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful or ugly, deathly skinny, morbidly obese, and every size between, male or female or non or Trans or both or neither... develop a good personality because it's a nice quality to possess.

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    #31

    Thank Goodness For Vitamins…

    Thank Goodness For Vitamins…

    Warsaw_Pact Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Head injuries for the husband!

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drugs, the answer was drugs. Housewives used to have a lot of drug problems at the time.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! In Germany there was this product marketed as a stress relief for women (that is, house wives) which was simply booze, high alcohol content.

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    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vitamines in those days was often mixed cannabinoids, cocaine and amphetamine. Those were the days

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure those were amphtemines.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. I find beating the living s**t out of my husband with a feather duster is a great workout.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vitamins. And 12 litres of vodka.

    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...what's the answer? Meth, darling, I always get my meth.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...Pep....alright. :snort noises:

    Anonymous Female
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost guarantee those vitamins have some "pep" ingredients that are now illegal...lol

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vitamins? No. Back then it amphetamines, which were much easier to get in those days. They were called pep pills and were just what the doctor ordered for the typical exhausted housewife. And when you were too wired up from the amphetamines, you had medication to calm you down & then medication to help you sleep.

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    #32

    Redditor Thinks Hearing The Engine Of Expensive Cars Can Change Women’s Hormone Levels

    Redditor Thinks Hearing The Engine Of Expensive Cars Can Change Women’s Hormone Levels

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    V V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Either I'm having a hot flash, or there's a feckin' Masserati coming up the block" -. Said no woman, ever

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for making me crack up laughing at my computer.

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't say?? produce your "tons of studies" for me good sir

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can find only one. However, it was conducted by a prestigious (checks notes) car insurance company.

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    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE to read the "literal science on this, tons of studies"

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body goes topsy turvy when I think that I hear a motorcycle or a big truck or like a big and dirty, rough and tumble excavator but it's just like a dodge caravan with exhaust issues. Please practice good vehicle maintenance and stop teasing and leading women on.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by that he means "be annoyed that some idiot thinks revving a car in a one-way street to get attention", then yes.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it gets ignored because it's not true?? idk, just an idea

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true - I have to wear Aston Martin patches discretely under my blouse (the one with the secretary bow which says 'spank me while I staple the emails I printed out for you')

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if women hear a Robin Reliant puttering about?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom found my stash of Caranddriver magazines yesterday. Shame. I feel shame.

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a word for asexuality when it comes to cars? Because the only requirement I have for cars is that the darned thing isn't going to break apart while I'm getting a ride in it. XD

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    #33

    Herbert Tells Us The Perks Of Small Bust In "Small Busted Women Have Big Hearts"

    Herbert Tells Us The Perks Of Small Bust In "Small Busted Women Have Big Hearts"

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    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, 1983 (first published date). I can guess that with the media screaming that you had to have a big chest to be a real woman / desirable, someone felt the need to celebrate those who were not large chested?

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, that awful threat I feel whenever I see a woman with bigger breasts than mine. How could we possibly be friends?! LMAO

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is IMPOSSIBLE! My friends have to be AT LEAST a "G" cup! How could I relate otherwise?? Also...it is CLEAR that this author is pretty bitter about big breasted women...resentment of rejection, perhaps? This is just....weird as hell.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom two illustrations make me REALLY uncomfortable. :(

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a small busted woman I am offended.

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a very large busted woman.... So am I!!!

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WT-absolute-FH is this wankery?? So now I’m selfish and don’t make friends easily?? This must be some sort of poor taste early Viz-style joke.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you know that the only way to build some women up is by tearing down the others? Gotta go now, ask my boss if I got the job because of my larger breasts. I mean, she's straight, but I've just always wondered, you know?

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    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know when this was made. If men ever wonder why we can be so uncomfortable around them...this is why. Also this kinda thing happens to all women, no matter the breast size

    Kirk Mckeever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it Possible this is......sarcasm...?? Asking for a friend.....

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the book was published in '85, so I'm guessing it's a rip-off of the 1977 song of the same name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-EazhROsNk

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    #34

    From Logic’s Book “Supermarket”. Yikes

    From Logic’s Book “Supermarket”. Yikes

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the author is actually aware that most girls were molested by the time they go to college, and is fine with it. Just the psychological trauma is sooo annoying to deal with.

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... let me get this straight... This girl is defensive as a result of trauma linked to being sexually violated, but she's still at fault?

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she could be traumatised without inconveniencing him.

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    SZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you KNOW from that sentence he's probably been the molester at some point in his life

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulished in 2019 and a NY Times best seller! Who would have guessed.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that you jump to conclusions or anything

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That kinda chick, you know the type.” Lol. Cause all women fit into one of a few very well defined “types”.

    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to throw Kat Dennings right under the bus

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    #35

    “I Adorbs High Heels” - Goran Parlov

    “I Adorbs High Heels” - Goran Parlov

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but did her a*s just say" you suck" ?

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little jab at gay guys not being real men is what clinched it for me.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently learned that high heels were originally made so cavalry men could get better footing on stirrups. It was in an article about how military uniform items make their way into mainstream fashion

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, just ask any climber - they all wear high heels! Except the real men, of course.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me I just roll my boobs like rotators and fly

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    Gay-Trash-Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "because he is a real man" f**k you dude

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordinary shoes are not high-heeled shoes with missing high heels. If high heels were so great, why don't ALL super-heroes wear them, women AND MEN?

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this even exist??? It's so stupid!

    Elliot Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't spider man wear high heels then? He also climbs walls in a similar manner.

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    #36

    The Good Place, Season 4 Episode 6. This Entire Scene Is A Great Parody On A Man Writing A Woman!

    The Good Place, Season 4 Episode 6. This Entire Scene Is A Great Parody On A Man Writing A Woman!

    Amazing_Following380 Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But her sister's eyes - they were blue as the bluest lake at the foothills of the Blue Mountains."

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her mothers green eyes were as green as the greenest grass.

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    Anka Kwi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. This part at least seem like a general preteenish cringe writing from ffn or wattpad

    #37

    As A Man I Can Confirm This Is Absolutely What A Woman Wants

    As A Man I Can Confirm This Is Absolutely What A Woman Wants

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    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can keep the yoke of oxen.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 1 large dragon and 3 small dragons, is that okay?

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets in every garment? Are you crazy?

    Bec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are going to haggle you have to start high so it looks like you are willing to give things up.

    Beth W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they forgot puppies. I want puppies

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know I was with you until the utterly over the top requirements.. I mean pockets? What sort of airhead thinks that pockets in garments are real.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this guy describing his idea of women or his Oregon Trail loadout?

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy living on a farm or a fantasy world?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you just replace the oxen with meat supply? Like I want it all prebutchered but not the whole supply at once of course because I couldn't possibly eat that much meat at once to prevent spoilage. Also not crazy about the crowns so could I just have the materials of said crowns?

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really just want three of those things and mind blowing orgasms. If you can't give me an orgasm then I want everything else on this list. Poor dude. Probably can't find a woman's clit with a gps.

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    #38

    Oh Let Me Adjust It Real Quick

    Oh Let Me Adjust It Real Quick

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this machismo bull$hit? A design flaw? You’re doing us a favor???!! If a man EVER had the audacity to say something so ignorant about the female anatomy to me like this….Id ask him to plug my vibrator in on his way out.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing that dudes a*s is right under his nose, considering how much sh*t comes out of that particular hole. But that reminds me of a joke I once heard. Why do men snore at night when they lie on their backs? Their testicles block their a*sshole, and the farts have to go somewhere...

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're backfiring. Because their nuts block their àssholes, and they get vapor lock. 😁

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say you are a screaming edge lord without saying you are a screaming edge lord.

    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, this particular person does not recognize that his partners are sleeping with one giant a*****e. Very unappealing to be so close to it...

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the gap between them is bigger than this guy's d**k

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. When I get close to this guy, my a**s has an irresistible urge to speak, all of its own accord.

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    #39

    Saw This And Thought It Fit In Here…

    Saw This And Thought It Fit In Here…

    carlynaner Report

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gone all day a lot of the time and he always brings a large, black duffel bag. I never question where he's been because he always says his work keeps him late.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about what he wants for dinner? 🤪

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    #40

    I Guarantee That's Never Happened

    I Guarantee That's Never Happened

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly enough there are a lot of male biologists and doctors that still argue that our orgasms 'Dont have an evolutionary purpose'. Because the idea that women enjoying sex could lead to more reproduction is too difficult for them to comprehend.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments like this come from men who have never satisfied a woman in their life.

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    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when men say women don't enjoy sex. Way to tell on yourself.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction... no woman has ever enjoyed sex - with Jeff. I can't imagine why.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for Jeff's wife.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know what can also happen during childbirth? The woman pisses and shits herself. So what's your point exactly?

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has never been able to make a woman orgasm and to protect his fragile ego he's now attempting to convince people it isn't possible. Pitiful.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let this be satire….. Going into labor is not orgasmic, trust women on this one guys.

    Tigerpacingthecage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not personally say it's orgasmic (rather the opposite) but women can have orgasms during childbirth. And orgasms can help with the pain. Lots of strange things happens during childbirth, still not necessarily a pleasant experience (I would dare to say that for most it's not).

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    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff xxxxx, you poor boy. You’re an absolute idiot

    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn’t torture that confession out of me

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a woman is screaming during childbirth, that ain’t an orgasm.

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    #41

    “How Will I Introduce This Young Girl Character? What’s Important And Unique About Her? Oh I Know, I’ll Let Everyone Know She Has T**s And Pubes.”

    “How Will I Introduce This Young Girl Character? What’s Important And Unique About Her? Oh I Know, I’ll Let Everyone Know She Has T**s And Pubes.”

    Crypto_kid_cosmos Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kind of descriptions make me worry that if pedophilia was not illegal a lot of people would openly molest teenagers and kids. I used to think that it was a uncommon mental issue but now I am not sure.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a real book? This is so pervy! She’s 13 dude!!!

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Immortalists by Chloe Benjamin.

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    Thanatos Charles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FEMALE AUTHOR, lol see not only men mess this up Chloe Benjamin the Immortals, hell I remember reading this and thinking how TF did a woman write this.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless she lives in a nudist colony... Any of this is valid, how? Even then, there is a level of discomfort that is not required to be introduced. "Starting to blossom into young womanhood." or similar generic introduction would have fine, and probably better received!

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvoting 'cause it's a gross chick (Chloe Benjamin) and not a gross dude that wrote this nonsense.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's 13." Proceeds to sexualize her by describing parts of her body for now reason.

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this was written by a woman not a man? That makes it even worse somehow. Yikes.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult men obsessing about the bodies of 13 year old girls. No, that's not creepy at all.

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's 13, she's still a child, don't be gross!

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    #42

    Person By Sam Pink

    Person By Sam Pink

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I'm no expert, but I think... most definitely NOT.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to contradict your assessment! You, @Ranger Kanootse, are indeed an expert!!! No women would ever start to think about such things if not her secret-crush would be that man. At all men: MIND YOU! A GIRL SMILING AT YOU OR BEING NICE DOES NOT EQUAL A CRUSH! Not at all!!! And even lesser/close to none is the chance that she wants to have sex with you, because she smiled that one time at you, while holding her coffee cup, struggling with her headphones and rushed right after you onto the bus while it was raining and you, unnoticed, prevent the bus doors from closing on her!

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    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just trying to buy some books, leave her alone.

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a female who likes books, definitely not

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not thinking about you. She's thinking about what book she needs for science class.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Sam. She's not. She's wondering why you left a puddle as you humped her leg while she was looking at the bloody books.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she is, probably not with you sunshine.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just asked. Nobody ever thought about having sex with them. Ever. In the history of humanity. Trust me, I asked everyone.

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she is aware of me at all?

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope....she thinking about books you dumbass

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    #43

    Reposting Bc Was Removed But Hoping Its Allowed Now Since Sundays Is For Satire

    Reposting Bc Was Removed But Hoping Its Allowed Now Since Sundays Is For Satire

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    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She has eyes," Curtis thought to himself. "But not too many." Well, how many eyes does she have?

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven, because she's a spider, and Curtis is about to simultaneously have the best and worst night of his life.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is written by AI, right?? "Skin-covered body" got me.

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the title suggests, this looks a lot like satire.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever read and I know funny. It's as if Philip K. D**k was wring for Hustler. (edit) I knew they would censor an authors name but it doesn't seem fair.)

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She shoot sex beans in his head??? I have to improve with. a nerfgun and jellybeans till his penis performs ed sheeran songs My vagina is really into guitarplayer, so I hope he really got some impressive skills

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, this is about alien mating practices and it’s all literal.

    Beth W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    13 yr olds first attempt at erotica?

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    #44

    How To Introduce A New Female Character, According To Fantasy Author David Gemmell

    How To Introduce A New Female Character, According To Fantasy Author David Gemmell

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read that book. She kills every man that she sleeps with.

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That somehow makes it a lot better. 😂

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    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like any women on the battlefield is going to do this. Probably knock a few of those f*****s out is what she would do.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Final Girl" in Horror films. That is a strong female protagonist. Kick a*s the whole movie and possibly castrate some c********r who tries to f**k her along the way!

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fine specimen for my collection, Bowman thought.

    #45

    “She Had Knockers Like A Wrinkled Pillow”

    “She Had Knockers Like A Wrinkled Pillow”

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had tresses like a juicy kitten and I did not care to tea bag her.

    Loki Laufeyson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a rear end like a silken princess and I planned to booty call her.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay mine is... "She had curves like a juicy princess and I resolved to hire her" ... GROSS

    Sophia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had knockers like a tempestuous bunny rabbit and I trembled to correct her 😭

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a voice like a middle-aged popsicle and I detested to spar with her.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She had gams like a wrinkled muffin and I shuddered to grope her." Well, there goes your second date, Jack!

    Oliver Nelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had jugs like an expensive popsicle and I hungered to marry her.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She had a butt like a silken princess, and I dreaded to marry her". Wow, that incredibly sums up my life, is it an oracle or something ?

    bria4140 bria4140
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a bust like a shrill popsicle and I longed to teabag her

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 OMG 🤣🤣🤣 all these "generated sentences" in the comments 🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 🤣🤣

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    #46

    This Was In The ‘Letters’ Column Of A Forty Year Old Weekly Pop-Rag. Do You Think This Randy Had Fiction Potential?

    This Was In The ‘Letters’ Column Of A Forty Year Old Weekly Pop-Rag. Do You Think This Randy Had Fiction Potential?

    Heartfeltregret Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of fake letters in Viz Comics. Not the Manga Viz but the one from Newcastle.

    #47

    I…some People Shouldn’t Have Kids

    I…some People Shouldn’t Have Kids

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    Gremlan jonnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person honestly needs to be put down, humanly but right away

    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This freaks me out. The way this person views girls and women is a worry.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That´s it. Of all the things here, this is the most revolting pile of shite I read.

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this I thought Please don't tell me this... "person" has a daughter. Then I reached the last paragraph, and now I'm scared for her.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah he uses incel lingo. No way that he has ever touched a woman

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    Jo FrH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this, dear reader, is why incest is illegal

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly incels tend to be pro incest

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is a narcissist and should never be around children. I have never heard of this type of mentality before. Gimme a gun…

    Bored Turtle Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even narcissists are better than this 'thing'. He doesn't deserve to be called a man or human.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell the world you are an incel without saying you are an incel...

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reads in two ways, firstly he thinks women/girls are literally only for sex - he can't comprehend them as people, and secondly that he's jealous he won't get to f**k his own daughter. This person sounds dangerous

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I’m raising my daughter because she can be a sex object for another man….. FFS I’m not sure I’ve got enough red flags for this one. Who is teaching men to think this way? Sickening.

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    #48

    Careful Women, David Lambert’s Book On Body Language Is On To You

    Careful Women, David Lambert’s Book On Body Language Is On To You

    kingshamroc25 Report

    sourlemons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there’s no safe way to sit anymore

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's no safe way to be around this guy at all, I suppose

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    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My shoulders look nothing like my breasts - am I doing something wrong?

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! That cracked me up for some reason!

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Levitate. Just Levitate. That's about the only safe thing to do any more.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it mean when she kicks you in the nuts?

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's looking for physical contact, so clearly a sexual invitation, duh

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    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you don’t want to look like you’re begging for it, curl up in the foetal position, that’s your only option, that’s what I’m getting from this.

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying prone on the ground? Clearly an invitation to have sex.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, literally what position can you stand in that does not send a signal?

    gila the night/sand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *yelling at the author, publisher, editor, and everyone else who thought this was all ok* IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE?

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! To think of how often I missed the invitations!

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neon sign with arrow pointing at crotch. *Turns light off* meaning: ready for intercourse but playing hard to get. /s With a list like that you simply cant loose.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...What the hell is WRONG with some men?

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    #49

    Dealer's Choice By George Rr Martin. This Character Appears One Other Time In The Whole Book

    Dealer's Choice By George Rr Martin. This Character Appears One Other Time In The Whole Book

    jbeldham Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Martin really has issues. I love Asoiaf (Game of thrones) but I am not sure if I can read it anymore. The detail that he puts in the rape and sexual assault of women and girls in the book makes me sure that he gets aroused writing and imagining it. The men never have "on screen" torture and rape but somehow he feels the need to describe with detail multiple times the rape of a 13yo girl.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is very interesting to compare how Robin Hobb handles torture and rape. Her characters suffer a lot but she never focuses on the action in itself (she never sexualises the rape). It never happens "on camera". She focuses in the trauma and ptds that the character suffers later. So shifts the focus from the rapist to the victim. You never know exactly what the character had experienced but instead she focuses in the improtant part, how they got traumatised and how they deal with it while trying to heal.

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    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is wrong with the male writers..? They all seem like concealed pedos

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Neckbeard Game is Strong With This One.

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The combine will f**k you every time' lol

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why I don't read his books or watch his programs. It's f*****g trash writing. He is no Kurt Vonnegut or Hunter S. Thompson or Russell Hoban or Anthony Burgess or Irvine Welsh or Brett Easton Ellis. I'll stop now, this could go on for a while.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 inches? This man does not know how band and bust size works...

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    #50

    She’ll Be S T U N N E D

    She’ll Be S T U N N E D

    borrow_a_feeling Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I must not ovulate I never have the urge to vacuum

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does the vacuuming in our house….is he ovulating?

    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him! But be careful you don't stunn him too badly.

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    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Women love it when you teach them something new ─ especially about themselves.' NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it wasn't bad enough to be asked if we have our periods when we're expressing anger or discontent...

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that I'm ovulating every Friday...

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a 62 year old woman shouldn't need to vacuum?!!!? For a clean "nest"

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooohh... so that's why my mom stopped vacuuming when she hit menopause....

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. Since going through menopause I've just let the dust pile up. It's knee deep now.

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    #51

    So I Was Doing A Google Search In Why Some People Can Grow Their Hair Longer. Of Course, It Was Written By A Male "Doctor"

    So I Was Doing A Google Search In Why Some People Can Grow Their Hair Longer. Of Course, It Was Written By A Male "Doctor"

    okkitty Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I'll never be mature and sophisticated so I can keep my long hair.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I prefer my long hair. Gives me something to suck the soup from.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm older, not sure I'm mature. I do have short hair, I lost it during chemo and decided as it was growing back I like it that way. But I think women should have hair of any length they want.

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually heard men say older women shouldn't have long hair before.

    The leech
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bald. I don't know how to feel now.

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The length of a woman's hair doesn't matter to me.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ever see a painting of Eve with a buzz cut?” Well, no, because a lot of famous paintings were made in eras such as the Renaissance. Don’t think they had clippers back then, and it wasn’t exactly the fashion to wear one’s hair short. Even men went long. I’d love to see some modern art, which current feminine trends.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I dont grow it long how can I show off all the awesome gray hairs I'm growing? My hair is getting salty and I love seeing the long grays infiltrate the dark brown

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body malfunctions regularly - is there some sort of mechanic that can help?

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    #52

    Found This Beautiful Thing

    Found This Beautiful Thing

    Cosmicsparklemuffin Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what if the women use condoms? No male DNA that can be retained.

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fck me these keep on getting more fckd up

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t sound terrible, I’m imagining lazing around on a chaise lounge, being brought cocktails whilst I ponder my 2pm man. Well, with all that masculine DNA coursing through my body, what’s a gal to do?!

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez. I think I’m going to hurl. This should be a reason why a woman would want to be a lesbian…. Oy vey.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what kind of wicked sexual practice does it take to get someone else's DNA into your brain ?

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically the kind that results in pregnancy. It's the baby's DNA that lodges in the mothers brain though. Fetal stem cells migrate into tge mother's system and can be found in her body and brain even decades later.

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never had a boyfriend and I have depression and constant panic attacks.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if dhe has relations with multiple women, it should be fine, right?

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Borat trying to explain that women have smaller, inferior brains.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to censore the idiots name - he deserves the wrath of every single women on this planet. Luckily with their now imprinted male behaviour pattern they can simply outsmart him, or well bluntly harrass him into nothingness.

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    #53

    Stardust - Nail Gaiman

    Stardust - Nail Gaiman

    It_is_what__it_is Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but her EYES WERE DARK. So she might even be a POC! That's like ... halfway to being as good as a MAN PERSON!!!

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the need for male authors to always mention breasts. It's so weird.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if the breasts are the only high ones there

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else are we to know what she looks like?

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    #54

    What If They Used A Condom When They Lost Their Virginity?

    What If They Used A Condom When They Lost Their Virginity?

    A_Jack_of_Herrons Report

    Gremlan jonnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 how can you "take" anyone's virginity when you obviously never lost yours

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given this guy's lack of anatomical understanding, I hope he doesn't have to repair his car

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your own mother must have been pregnant at least once and something gross did come from that

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some quack trying to get money from some men who have no luck with an adult women so they need a virgin. “Pay me $29.95 for my special seminar on how to tell if she’s a virgin!” Lol

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can taste the insecurity from here...

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRUH VIRGINS HAVE UTERI. DUMBASS.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but they don't swell up until sperm enters them, well at least according to this idiot.

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    Adam Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've inflated so many uteruses. Just so many, it's not even funny.

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    #55

    Now, The Book Might Not Be As Bad As The Blurb... But Dear God, The Blurb!

    Now, The Book Might Not Be As Bad As The Blurb... But Dear God, The Blurb!

    wingthing666 Report

    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... a book about sex crimes?

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a book about the authors sex crime fantasies that they try to turn into a morality tale (to cover their area) by putting a “bad ending” on it.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did this get into print?

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this the same as child pornography?

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK...so Publisher's Weekly and Philadelphia Bulletin are two publications I'll be avoiding in the future

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, looked it up and the book is called ‘the age of consent’ by Ramona Stewart

    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be illegal! Surely it's child pornography if it's talking about 14 year old girls and a 40 something man. Where I live the age of consent is 16.... so maybe it's not available here. But it's creepy that it even exists, even if it's fictional.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it pretends to be somewhat educational, but to who exactly ?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worse than the book about a woman who had the hots for a bear.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Let's find this pederast author and, boom, Chemical Castration!

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a dirty minded old geezer with nothing sickly interested in little girls!!!

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    #56

    Gerald Ford's Biography Helpfully Describing His Mother

    Gerald Ford's Biography Helpfully Describing His Mother

    eliechallita Report

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thoses plump tits sure fed a president. Way to go tits!

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    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn’t sound like a biography…

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "His mother, Dorothy, was a beautiful brindled cow..."

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally cringed back in my seat as I read this.

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nearly beautiful", that's bad enough!

    #57

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

    ebolashuffle Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See my comment above about old housewives taking drugs.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She goes running for the shelter of her mothers' little helper"- Mick Jagger

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    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    red in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening.

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you’re meaning to describe coffee, wine & ambien, but I think you have the colors wrong. /s

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeaaaah. It’ll keep you fit and trim with scabs all over your face and half your teeth falling out. BUT, you’ll feel your best in 1940!

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has not been taking her meth. The image clearly shows that she has teeth.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a couple of shows about housewives being drugged to be perfect and not have expectations of a life

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOW IN our great new meth formula

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    #58

    He Was Doing So Good Then This

    He Was Doing So Good Then This

    somethingdog83 Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do male writers constantly write descriptive tales of prepubescent girls? It isn’t alluring or sexy or even endearing. This is just a huge red flag. Guys, so you enjoy reading this stuff?? Lol

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes me think pedo straight away

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    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deeply concerning. Why do the men writing this kind of b******t see the age of consent as a challenge?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, this is again vomit-worthy. How do they get away with these descriptions on young teenagers is beyond my understanding.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who reads or writes this stuff needs to be put on a watchlist ASAP

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once sat in a coffee shop at age 15 and wrote a line about a girl I saw. "There she sat ensconced in pale grey smoke". Sure, sophomoric and juvenile but I never mentioned the state I found her breasts in. Nor that I had noticed or fixated upon them.

    #59

    I Had To Read It So You Have Suffer With Me

    I Had To Read It So You Have Suffer With Me

    AlwaysAngryFox Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "bountiful overnight deposits". Marjorie! Prepare to accept my deposits!

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly, fill in the form at the desk, join the orderly queue and wait to be called.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, we can’t tell when we are ovulating. We don’t feel a little egg passing in our bodies. God. We’re not chickens! Lol. And your “seed” does NOT go to her Fallopian tubes.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fallopian tube stops at King's Cross right?

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    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah I can actually tell when I'm ovulating, I get a very sharp unholy stabbing pain, not a tingle

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eggs are tingling. It’s time.

    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if this was a thing, period tracking would be so much easier and precise

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uterus is way way down from waistline look up female human body before your fantasy

    Felicia Baxter
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use someone else's name, jacka**!

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    #60

    In Death, I Hope All My Friends Remember Me For My Great Rack [1q84, Haruki Murakami]

    In Death, I Hope All My Friends Remember Me For My Great Rack [1q84, Haruki Murakami]

    mustardleaves Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish my tits would vanish. The underboob sweat is ridiculous in summer!

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read his book on running and he comes across as a terrible wanker.

    starsailor (they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the book actually seems really interesting! summary: "A young woman named Aomame follows a taxi driver’s enigmatic suggestion and begins to notice puzzling discrepancies in the world around her. She has entered, she realizes, a parallel existence, which she calls 1Q84 “Q is for ‘question mark.’ A world that bears a question.” Meanwhile, an aspiring writer named Tengo takes on a suspect ghostwriting project. He becomes so wrapped up with the work and its unusual author that, soon, his previously placid life begins to come unraveled."

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No... Murakami, too? I liked one of his books. (Borrowed it so at least I didn't give money to this... man)

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    #61

    Men Writing Ads....

    Men Writing Ads....

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfume rating and tongue-defurring

    gila the night/sand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “not creepy” yeah okay. shall i just put on the blindfold?

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    #62

    Every Time I Post Here It Is Always From My Textbooks... “A Modern Day Expression Of The Ancient Urge To Reproduce”

    Every Time I Post Here It Is Always From My Textbooks... “A Modern Day Expression Of The Ancient Urge To Reproduce”

    qiutianbeau Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. No no no. Incest isn't normal or acceptable.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is describing an evolutionary behavioral adaptation to avoid incest. Pack and herd animals do it, too.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody teach these men about projection. Then keep them the HELL away from their daughters!

    #63

    A Large Attention-Getter Courtesy Of Brent Weeks’ Night Angel Trilogy

    A Large Attention-Getter Courtesy Of Brent Weeks’ Night Angel Trilogy

    Lwannagothere Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I am totally not mentioning your breasts or referring to the breasts even though your sweater stretchers are fighting to get free!

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such poor writting it is painful.

    Sara Messina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have read this series. The women are the worst written characters in a series with a good premise but b grade execution.

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    #64

    We Interrupt This Fight Scene For Important Male Fanservice (The Last Wish By Andrzej Sapkowski)

    We Interrupt This Fight Scene For Important Male Fanservice (The Last Wish By Andrzej Sapkowski)

    _ballen_ Report

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does the oyster come from? 🤔😅

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The breast’s flaw. It shoots out blue point oysters at you.

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    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The books are scattered with weird and out of place descriptions of sex and the female body, which is a shame as they are a great read in the most part. I guess even a great author can't resist a thirst trap now and again!

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An oyster flew from her dres??????

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An oyster flew from her torn dress????

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the Witcher books, right?

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Yennifer in the Witcher show before she got turned into just another pretty character.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am never playing those gorgeous games again.

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, now! What's wrong with this? Are men not allowed to ever mention woman's body parts?

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's really no need to mention breasts a lot of the time, but some male authors tend to a lot.

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    #65

    Is That Description Necessary, Guardian?

    Is That Description Necessary, Guardian?

    EijiNeko Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheekbones. Not that she's acted, produced, directed, got her pilot's licence, and has a large family from the countries in which we should all be interested, but cheekbones.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im surprised he didn’t mention her breasts. I wonder what mood they were in.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "her back straight as a rule" Dude, I'm not a native speaker and even I know that this is wrong.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule being the singular of the word ruler, straight object used in classrooms for measuring and making straight lines.

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    #66

    Fatherhood, By Bill Cosby

    Fatherhood, By Bill Cosby

    stairwayfromhell Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ermmm.... THAT Bill Cosby?

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody found that weird when the book came out? It never raised any red flags?

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just bizarre. I don’t think any girl would tell her dad….”They didn’t come today.” Nope. Lol

    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, women stare out of windows sadly at puberty while they wait for the breasts to just come because they do that/s

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man mine got lost on the way and it took forever for them to arrive. I wish we had the tracking services we have today back then

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, i remember when my breasts came in the mail

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus. This guy belongs behind the barriest set of bars ever

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, *Bill Cosby* of all people being an utter creep? Say it ain't so!

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is truly sick!! To look at your own flesh and blood like that

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having not read that book of his a lot of us were blindsided to find that our favorite comic was a rapist.

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    #67

    How To Ruin A Perfect Fanfiction With Two Sentences

    How To Ruin A Perfect Fanfiction With Two Sentences

    Almaprincess66 Report

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder is she rolls them sarcastically in the next scene.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she talks like a nine year old. And, presumably, wears something schoolgirlish and vaguely icky.

    MelFunction
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my t*ts could sag in disappointment, they would have done so after reading this garbage.

    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who seeks out terrible fanfics for fun, this is definitely a bad one. At least most of the ones I find are satire, and don't feel the need to describe boobs in detail

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now there are cultural unlocks? I want mood tips! Is there an American unluck available?

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    #68

    Found This Gem At An Estate Sale

    Found This Gem At An Estate Sale

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    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's from the 60s written by someone from the 40s.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman of 35 has no idea what she wants in life just like a 10 year girl???!!! Are you serious? How condescending and insulting.

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I better divorce my husband, he's a stay at home dad and I make the money. My 'supporting role' is financial responsibility for the whole family

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that really a manual? And it is wrong! Omg.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once used a highlighter pen to mark the date on some papers. When I looked at them after a few years the text was unreadable. I wish that had happened with the text above.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is spot on! I mean, when the sex urge hits me, I take a break from my minor duties, go to my big, strong, head-of-the-household husband and whisper breathily, "Domesticate me, baby!" If he doesn't, then the catastrophic behavior starts!

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    #69

    Women In Space - Arthur C Clarke Rendezvous With Rama

    Women In Space - Arthur C Clarke Rendezvous With Rama

    allthecoffeesDP Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a case of, suppress a woman because a man can’t control himself.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In space no one can wear sports bras.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope NASA's taken 'sympathetic vibrations' into account for the Mars mission

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    #70

    But Wait, There’s More. Forbidden Heart By (Ghostwriter) Vc Andrews

    But Wait, There’s More. Forbidden Heart By (Ghostwriter) Vc Andrews

    AlloValentine Report

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Sometimes we get fat, not ugly.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like maybe she has PCOS...

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually hate VC Andrews books. The writing is good, and the stories pull you in, but the plots just have too much twisted incest and SA. They're like if the Virgina backwoods fúcked Jeff Bezos, had a family that bred with each other, and then wrote an autobiography about all their lives...

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electric Eyes is probably the only phrase I will accept from that trash.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that'd be a great band name. I can sing. You play any instruments?

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    #71

    Are You Even God Damn Trying

    Are You Even God Damn Trying

    QueenChoco Report

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah me too. *rolls boobs sarcastically*

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I think this might be a kink? Like that movie Secretary?

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're so alone it's unbelievable. And if this is real, Imma marry my own cat.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each to their own I guess

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are definitely alone on your own little island sunshine.

    Zwiebel Suppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Within the BDSM community there are plenty of people who desire a relationship like that. And there's a huge conversation on how this can be consensual and how to ensure that it stays that way.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was written by a man!! Probably her husband even

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you want to be ... A modern slave? I know there's people with a fetish like that, but ... seriously?

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    #72

    What's The Purpose Of These Ridiculous Euphemisms? [ed King By David Guterson]

    What's The Purpose Of These Ridiculous Euphemisms? [ed King By David Guterson]

    xxxSexMan69xxx Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The back door, also known as the tradesman's entrance.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Nathaniel. Why don't you think before you type? The Perinaeum, idiot! Taint, as in 'taint your balls or your a**e. I could go on for hours. You kinda p**s me off sometimes with your ignorance.

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...where a great gust came from the back door, saying 'BEGAWN...DAVID'

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now this just totally screws up the poem The Spider and the Fly for me

    #73

    I Guess.... At Least It Answers The Question

    I Guess.... At Least It Answers The Question

    delete44 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between her and the Galaxy chocolate rabbit I am surprised we do not have a generation or two of men sexually attracted to rabbits.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

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    #74

    Women Want To Be R*ped By School Shooters. Apparently

    Women Want To Be R*ped By School Shooters. Apparently

    dirtyhippie62 Report

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is super worrying. These 'men' seriously need to get off the internet and meet real people. They are delusional and detached from reality

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good explanation of the connection between incels and school shootings.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am just so terrified after reading this. Very disturbing to say the least.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say you are a raging edge lord without saying you are a raging edge lord.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from an incel page - they call guys-with-girlfriends Chads

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have these people ever had a conversation with another human being in-person?? The lack of common sense, empathy, emotion, etc has me very worried!

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow , try and unpack that one

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neckbeard incels. No wonder they don't have any luck with girls.

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    #75

    How Do I Know When My Breasts Are Ripe? [nick Buckley, A UK Charity Worker]

    How Do I Know When My Breasts Are Ripe? [nick Buckley, A UK Charity Worker]

    SpiritualOnslaught Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you never wore tight lycra trousers, but I bet you are topless when going swimming. BAM! You are already more revealing than 99% of women.

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am assuming he is on the list of the "creeps, perverts, or weirdos"....

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick, I saw you wearing lycra trousers at your orgasm awareness class, where you introduced yourself as Shirley

    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have been made to feel uncomfortable on hundreds of occasions because of the outfit worn by a woman" Well that sounds like a you problem

    Lorelei Snow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no, a woman's outfit made a man feel uncomfortable

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was up to men we’d all be wearing burkas.

    Tmartin105
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas. As I scroll through all this I'm getting more upset. When we have just lost so many brothers and sisters to Covid and we that remain still don't know how to be a kind human toward one another I'm just done. Hate this f*****g world! Sorry. I'm also drunk and crying.

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    #76

    Why Must Men Describe Boobs Like This???? This Has Been Going On Too Long

    Why Must Men Describe Boobs Like This???? This Has Been Going On Too Long

    idkhow269 Report

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do women write poems about man boobs?

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he just confuse boobs with helium-filled balloons?

    #77

    Nod By Adrian Barnes…

    Nod By Adrian Barnes…

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile I have future cat-names and eggs in the fridge. Anyone want an omelette?

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your cat is making the omelette I'm all about it!

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could just cut and paste "WTF?" for all of these, it would save so much time.....

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    #78

    Wow Sounds Pretty Accurate (Naked By David Sedaris)

    Wow Sounds Pretty Accurate (Naked By David Sedaris)

    chimirhye Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Sedaris is being funny - he's a satirist and a damn funny one

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David and his sister Amy Sedaris do not take the horrors of this world seriously. I love them for that.

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    #79

    [killing Commentadore By Murakami] I Love His Books But Who The F Thinks Like That About His Sister?!?!

    [killing Commentadore By Murakami] I Love His Books But Who The F Thinks Like That About His Sister?!?!

    nebula-001 Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I don't mind this - it seems pretty reasonable to look at a relative whose physical growth isn't matched by their dying heart. It's expressed in a way that the character might actually do.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cried when I read the bit about her illness, her heart. Murakami ruined it. Mastodon released the album "Crack the Skye" after drummer Brann Dailor lost his little sister Skye. A fitting legacy and rememberance.

    #80

    Someone Said The Quiet Part Loud...

    Someone Said The Quiet Part Loud...

    reddit.com Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were religious texts written by horny men? Lets examine the evidence.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hear me out here: What if I don´t give a f**k about your little book and what is written in it? Whoa, shocker!

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, from the same book that includes a story about killing a dude because he's bald, and a chick who cuts off her baby's foreskin and wipes Moses' feet with it. Noice.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Primarily my boobs are my bongos for when I'm bored or thinking

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, by that logic you should revere women and respect them. You stupid c**t. You wouldn't exist without at least one woman.

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, talk about things being taken out of context.

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work full time from home and breastfeed my baby at the same time - is that allowed or am I still defying nature?

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was written by men another fantasy more proof men don't know women

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a man's penis is only good for......well.....nevermind. the lions den makes stuff for that.

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    #81

    Said No Woman, Ever

    Said No Woman, Ever

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    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "r/off my chest" is a virgin man dreaming online.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily, sweetheart, there's a thing called a lobotomy. In your case , it might actually increase your IQ

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    #82

    Crusader Kings Player Mad About Women Being Human

    Crusader Kings Player Mad About Women Being Human

    villianboy Report

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think boys in puberty should take a break from gaming. Then come back when they are muture adults, that don't complain when women in games look like women.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly, a lot of those boys you mentioned want to play as female characters because they are looking to objectify women AND commit genocide. Pandas, I'm not a hypocrite, I admit I have killed thousands of people in Assassins' Creed. Bad people.

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    #83

    Hi, This Is From My Favorite Ln Series: Magical Index Genesis Testament Volume 3

    Hi, This Is From My Favorite Ln Series: Magical Index Genesis Testament Volume 3

    meninminezimiswright Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m rather concerned about the amount of sexually graphic stuff written about children in this thread…

    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this obsession with talking about the boobies of minors? Like it's not even "oh look they had nice milk sacks on their chest so they were SEXY" because they're children wtf

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men need to sexify little girls! Perverts

    #84

    Bruh What (Next, By Michael Crichton)

    Bruh What (Next, By Michael Crichton)

    Bamadhaj Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus H. Candlesticks - I've never realized how many NYT booklist authors were clearly kiddy-fiddlers

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have read this one. The point of this bit was to show how much of a creep the character is, because he goes to middle school soccer games to ogle the girls.

    #85

    “The Journey Of The Empty Bottles” By Abdolah, Who Is A Massively Impressive Writer Otherwise

    “The Journey Of The Empty Bottles” By Abdolah, Who Is A Massively Impressive Writer Otherwise

    JanetSnarkhole Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, s******g on your brickwork and stamping on each other's head?

    Donna Clanclan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Like fighting each other over a piece of bread, moving?

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nou dat valt me tegen van hem!

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    #86

    I Don’t Know That This Was Written By A Man But I Mean, The Evidence Is All There

    I Don’t Know That This Was Written By A Man But I Mean, The Evidence Is All There

    modgepodgesnacker Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is also 210 cm tall witch who can use her hair to strange, impale, maim, and kill in many creative ways. Nice spectacle fighter game, actually.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bayonetta is a beautiful franchise but definitely written by men. Have you seen Japanese game studios? D***s for miles.

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    #87

    Very Clever Of Her Body To Do That By Itself! (God Emperor Of Dune, Frank Herbert)

    Very Clever Of Her Body To Do That By Itself! (God Emperor Of Dune, Frank Herbert)

    Zoriety Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beep beep beep sexy sex sex beep beep beep!

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boop boop boop I accept boop boop boop! (Had no idea online dating was this easy!) 😂

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it sent strong sexual signals. By now even existing is a strong sexual signal for males.

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frank Herbert usually does better than this but, occasionally, he falls into the male sex trap of imagining women.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always give Sci-Fi writers the benefit of the doubt. Think about it: take the sci-fi away and the human, especially male, behaviour is always the same

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    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have years of running, I'm still short. When will I get lanky?

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her body had grown lanky from years of running...AWAY

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is hard because bloodlines, psychic abilities and spice melange. The books are about lineage and must discuss some concepts therein. I'm still with Herbert. He's a great sociologist, political scientist and creator of worlds.

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    #88

    Is This Really The Best Description He Could Come Up With? (The Crimson Petal And The White By Michael Farber)

    Is This Really The Best Description He Could Come Up With? (The Crimson Petal And The White By Michael Farber)

    meegsbear Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was going nicely until it didn't..

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used the term dickface plenty but never vulva lips as an insult.

    Leslie (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That describes me, and I’m a minor (besides the lips, that’s my height and stuff) 😳

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has vaginaface!? Kill it, kill it with fire

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good book though tbf!

    #89

    To Be A Woman By Mário De Sá-Carneiro

    To Be A Woman By Mário De Sá-Carneiro

    mashadoesstuff Report

    Anapv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a Portuguese poet+writer who suffered from depression, lived his short life with a great anguish that he would share with his male friends. He kîlled himself at 25yo in 1916. So, I don't imagine he could ever know what is like to be a woman.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he might have been blond

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the author has no concept of what it’s like to be a woman.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone seems a little bitter…

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, please, tell me Mário De Sá-Carneiro exactly how to be a woman. Prick.

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    #90

    This Is A Photo Of A Photo Taken Well Before I Knew This Sub Existed

    This Is A Photo Of A Photo Taken Well Before I Knew This Sub Existed

    aquamarinepeony Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From wiki, "Christopher Taylor Buckley (born September 28, 1952)[2][better source needed] is an American author and political satirist. " He isn't being serious.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your wondering the other thing is boob-a-loo’s.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women just might…sigh. Since the time of Mary Magdalene, women have always been seen as secondary to men. A mere afterthought.

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    #91

    This Totally Normal Conversation From My Chinese Textbook. We're On Chapter 8 And Nearly Every Dialogue Involving A Woman Is Either About Shopping, Or Her So Telling Her She Needs To Stop Eating So Much So She Doesn't Get Fat

    This Totally Normal Conversation From My Chinese Textbook. We're On Chapter 8 And Nearly Every Dialogue Involving A Woman Is Either About Shopping, Or Her So Telling Her She Needs To Stop Eating So Much So She Doesn't Get Fat

    hananobira Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas! It says Keren is translated as customer. Oh, s**t. It's global. White priviledge exists natively in Asia. I don't know how to deal with this new information. I need a hug.

    #92

    This Mans Comment On A Post About A Woman Approached For Not Wearing A Bra Had Me Dying

    This Mans Comment On A Post About A Woman Approached For Not Wearing A Bra Had Me Dying

    shortnsarcastic94 Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn straight. I speak with women every day and find no need to engage in anything but conversation. Sure, I meet wonderful women every day, our conversations rarely require flirtation or noting each others' body attributes. Besides intelligent conversation requires eye contact.

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, good on him for defending her, but... maybe for the wrong reasons..?

    Amy Coulson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he dishonour ferrets

    #93

    Found In An Antique Store- Have We Forgotten Our Core Values?!

    Found In An Antique Store- Have We Forgotten Our Core Values?!

    SilentRothe Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like a dog, act like a man, think like a girl and work like a lady and you'll be pretty happy

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**K YOU! I want a friend, a conversationalist, a fellow chef, an artist, an aesthete, a wonderful human being who loves me unconditionally. My dog will be there for me. I try to be a good man. My Lady is always in my thoughts. My girl is her daughter and I love her as if she were my own.

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    #94

    Twelve Year Old Kid

    Twelve Year Old Kid

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could also fold her breasts into quarters when necessary. Helpful for postage.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love India. Brahmin do revere women. My boss is Gujrati and I love her and she treats me like a son.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stiff breasts? Sounds uncomfortable....

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were weapons. She used them to rob people.

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    #95

    Not A Book, But There’s No Way The Person Who Wrote This Is A Japanese Woman

    Not A Book, But There’s No Way The Person Who Wrote This Is A Japanese Woman

    ThePinkTeenager Report

    Gremlan jonnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% a white man with a disgusting fetish for Asian girls

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. Definitely a man wrote this. So men really want a woman to be mindless and subservient to him? Or would he rather have a woman who is bright intelligent and can actually pull her own weight as an equal to a man in a relationship?

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no - I'm sure this was written by a lovely Japanese lady... called Jep Robertson

    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is some women do genuinely believe this. You can refuse to believe it as much as you like, but there is still a possibility this is a woman

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From “why you not happy” to “a plethora of safety nets”… you gotta stay consistent if you want people to believe you, bro.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most intelligent thing in this was the word Plethora. Otherwise it's disgusting and why does anyone have so much hate in their heart they feel this necessary? Pandas, you know I can be a prick sometimes, I never hate you though.

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    #96

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

    ebolashuffle Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her sentient breasts, freely moving around, probably knocked the steering wheel, causing her to crash.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shït, is sentience another unlockable feature I missed?

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her tits probably had a moment of sympathetic vibration while she was parking near a plonker

    #97

    Yesyesyesno

    Yesyesyesno

    JaxsonOatley Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t even be friendly and empathetic anymore.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you have breasts. Who know’s what they say when your not listening.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Daddy wants a babysitter if you know what I mean....

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your wife gives you no empathy? No....REALLY??

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With 3 kids he's going to look at another woman's breasts???????

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    #98

    What A Picture! [the Brave And The Bold #64, 1965]

    What A Picture! [the Brave And The Bold #64, 1965]

    rocketinspace Report

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was apparently a lot of spanking in old superman comics, too. Gross.

    Adam Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat-slapping is his bat-fetish. Sadly, Robin and the bat-paddle we're nowhere to be found. Batman had to make due.

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    #99

    From The Perfect Scoop By David Lebovitz. This Unnecessary Description In The Intro To An Ice Cream Recipe Really Irritated Me

    From The Perfect Scoop By David Lebovitz. This Unnecessary Description In The Intro To An Ice Cream Recipe Really Irritated Me

    oliveisacat Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First sentence. Only. He also attempted to send her home with Herpes Simplex 10.

    #100

    [the Abortion: An Historical Romance 1966 By Richard Brautigan]

    [the Abortion: An Historical Romance 1966 By Richard Brautigan]

    Yimter Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. It’s not acceptable to be writing sexually explicit longings or desires about a 12 year old. What’s wrong with this author ?? Lol

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When asked what's wrong with me I respond "Just enough". This guy, however. Way too much.

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    #101

    I Love Isaac Asimov But C’mon… (Foundation’s Edge)

    I Love Isaac Asimov But C’mon… (Foundation’s Edge)

    strangeremain Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Isaac's now off my list. (OK, not that he was ever on it)

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arthur C. Clarke, Frank Herbert and Isaac Asimov have gotten called out in this forum. I thought science fiction was supposed to promote positive social change. I'm a sad Panda.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say I'm abandoning him too. Call it the Cosby syndrome.

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his books in general, but TBH he is a very sexist writer. All women in his books are ornamental at best and the protagonist's nemesis at worst. None of them is doing anything other than being in men's way.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to defend him too much, but he did used to say, especially in his early years when a teenager/young man, he had very little experience with women, and as such, did not know how to write female characters. Dr Susan Calvin was a strong female character he wrote though, not all like the above excerpt, strong intelligent woman.

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    #102

    The Eyes Of Ugly Women?? The Witcher, By Andrzej Sapowski

    The Eyes Of Ugly Women?? The Witcher, By Andrzej Sapowski

    Seatofkings Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The witcher is extremely misoginistic.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally makes no sense. Any sorcerer, witch, wizard should be capable of making their visage whatever is necessary in a moment to sway the person in front of them . Thrall is within us all.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar in this is c**p; the first sentence doesn't make sense.

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    #103

    I Found My First Example. Apparently Thinking About Breasts Is A Valid Thing To Think About When Remembering Your 9 Year Old Sister's Murder. Billy Summers By Stephen King

    I Found My First Example. Apparently Thinking About Breasts Is A Valid Thing To Think About When Remembering Your 9 Year Old Sister's Murder. Billy Summers By Stephen King

    Vaporsflower Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Authors abound in this particular forum. I believe someone called out King for Misogyny. Yeah but, remember Carrie? Anyway I just want to point out that I believe this to be well wrought writing on this page. Where he says "No breasts would ever appear" refers to that fact that she is dead having had her chest crushed and would never grow. King doesn't do a bad job with writing for females, not great though some of you Pandas are right. Still love him and Clive Barker. They raised me. My three dads King, Barker and Lovecraft.

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to give up on that book, really boring

    #104

    A Man Writing An Incredibly Gendered Guide To Pregnancy Brags That It Doesn't Have Any Of That "Touchy Feely Stuff You Find In Those Books Written For Women"

    A Man Writing An Incredibly Gendered Guide To Pregnancy Brags That It Doesn't Have Any Of That "Touchy Feely Stuff You Find In Those Books Written For Women"

    ThanHowWhy Report

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm, let's take one of the phases in a woman's life where she may feel very vulnerable and make fun of it...

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This book has a target audience. If you’re not in that audience read something else.

    panda123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And, most important, ..." :\

    #105

    Just Read [cat’s Cradle By Kurt Vonnegut]. Can’t Really Argue With That…

    Just Read [cat’s Cradle By Kurt Vonnegut]. Can’t Really Argue With That…

    catinore Report

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kurt, Kurt, Kurt. I've read this but didn't recall this.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kurt's typing away like, 'Literature, literary, yaddah yaddah, poetry, TITS!'

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it! I just commented earlier about how Vonnegut was above this s**t. You made me a liar, Kurt.

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    #106

    Erik The Red By Tillman Roehrig - A Historical Fiction Ya Novel

    Erik The Red By Tillman Roehrig - A Historical Fiction Ya Novel

    12random12 Report

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do some men think we just stroke our boobs all day long??!!

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You...you don't? I mean, I don't always *stroke* mine, either. Sometimes I use them as bongos, or stress balls.

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    #107

    From Sarah By Marek Halter

    From Sarah By Marek Halter

    eriwhi Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean what? Which part exactly was doing the beating? Have you girls got drumsticks up there?

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, we´ve got a full set of drums and cymbals complete whith lil drummer guy, up here, dontcha know?

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what was really attractive was that they were half-siblings

    #108

    Stephen King - The Shining

    Stephen King - The Shining

    taisynn Report

    cecilia kilian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is describing the vision of a dead, decaying corpse that comes back to life, as seen through the eyes of a young child.

    #109

    What Is That Supposed To Mean?? (Book: Jitterbug Perfume By Tom Robbins)

    What Is That Supposed To Mean?? (Book: Jitterbug Perfume By Tom Robbins)

    pileapeppermioides Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bobbed to the surface like jellyfish? Lol. Male writers definitely have a boob fetish.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women don’t seem to realise just how captivating boobies are for us.

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of my favorite writers have to die tonight? I thought I knew ye, Tom.

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know everyone loves this book but I hated it

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    #110

    Holy S**t I Just Can’t With People Sometimes

    Holy S**t I Just Can’t With People Sometimes

    dirtyhippie62 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 periods a year? What a moron, the real number is 10, everyone knows that.

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 tampons per cycle is a recipe for toxic shock syndrome, unless you have very short light periods.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 periods per year??? Did he not know that periods come every 28 day or so? We get one every month. Just wow with this info.

    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's only getting 9 periods a year?? Like seriously, it's a (roughly) 28 day cycle? So really you should be getting like 12 minimum. Also is this man really going "cut down on something you enjoy for A BASIC HYGIENE NECESSITY"?? Wtf. At least he pointed out that this ISN'T a first world problem: it's a global one. Smh

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. Let us know young man! 😂😂😂 maybe one day you’ll even get to see a vagina..

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only seven tampons per cycle? Clearly he's never had a girlfriend.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am flying to Britain and the constables will find me in his flat with exactly the same amount of blood he just mentioned pooled around him. His worst period. Eh? (Sorry if too graphic, please, dark humour is a dark art)

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a woman one period a month times 12??????? And, no, one tampon will not work for one period!!! You need to change it ever so often idiot

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    #111

    Reads Like Satire But It's Real

    Reads Like Satire But It's Real

    PIKFIEZ Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person will spend their entire life looking at their Casio calculator watch and telling everyone how good it is. And masturbating. A lot.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his wife divorces him and tells him what he can do with his Rolex.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virgin’s being virgins, whispering across time and space from their basement.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is a cheater even if he can't get a woman

    #112

    Nietzsche Going At It (Beyond Good And Evil)

    Nietzsche Going At It (Beyond Good And Evil)

    CzLawMayer Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one. But, god is dead. We created it and we can destroy it.

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    #113

    So Cliché It’s Like He Wrote It For Us. The Little Woods By Ag Mock

    So Cliché It’s Like He Wrote It For Us. The Little Woods By Ag Mock

    Mycatreallyhatesyou Report

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the book is called " the little wood"?

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    #114

    Man’s Conception Of How Women Talk About Their Stepdaughters In Faerie Tale By Raymond Feist

    Man’s Conception Of How Women Talk About Their Stepdaughters In Faerie Tale By Raymond Feist

    SovereignDeadly Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gloria is a Ghislaine Maxwell clone

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you are correct. I'm angry about it. You are correct, though.

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    #115

    “The Woods Are Dark” By Richard Laymon. Ah Yes… The Slight Brushing Of Cotton…

    “The Woods Are Dark” By Richard Laymon. Ah Yes… The Slight Brushing Of Cotton…

    sweetiesanha Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every morning when you get dressed must be an adventure in eroticism in you ladies, is that why you take so long to get ready?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't speak for anyone else, but in my case the extra time is spent sitting on my bed half-dressed and staring at the wall, having a miniature existential crisis.

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    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I read these I understand more and more why bras were invented.

    #116

    Curves In All The Right Places Without That Gross Look Of Having Given Birth [the Ice Man: Confessions Of A Mafia Contract Killer By Philip Carlo]

    Curves In All The Right Places Without That Gross Look Of Having Given Birth [the Ice Man: Confessions Of A Mafia Contract Killer By Philip Carlo]

    123redditname123 Report

    #117

    Coast To Coast Murders, James Patterson

    Coast To Coast Murders, James Patterson

    arrow1500 Report

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again we tweek our nips all the time???

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate my nipples. They take up valuable real estate on my chest and do nothing. What's a boy to do?

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    #118

    Found This On My Reddit Page. Just In Case Us Ladies Forgot, Here’s A Reminder Of How We Should Be !!

    Found This On My Reddit Page. Just In Case Us Ladies Forgot, Here’s A Reminder Of How We Should Be !!

    xxkatie_mayxx Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... when does the woman get her own time? To see to her own needs?

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is bringing home the bacon, what more could she possibly need?

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And remember, ladies - if he smacks you around it's because you did it wrong! Smile, try again harder, and have another baby."

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggestions on how to be a Stepford wife.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men have tried so hard to make this a man's fantasy world

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be a little gay" is excellent advice. I am gay all the time and so is my wife!

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so men can't even take off their own shoes?

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all he has to do is blow her up when he get’s home.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me being a little gay would definitely give him a lift, lol! Priceless.

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    #119

    The Grossest Description Of A Butthole Ever - The Unbearable Lightness Of Being By Milan Kundera

    The Grossest Description Of A Butthole Ever - The Unbearable Lightness Of Being By Milan Kundera

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    #120

    Does Gor Count?

    Does Gor Count?

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    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gor is pretty much nothing else but this.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one to agree with book burning but those books should be first on the pyre....

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "master"? She was a slave?? What choice did she have??? And a master must be stroked

    #121

    Good Ol’ Stephen King And The Sand Vagina (Roadwork)

    Good Ol’ Stephen King And The Sand Vagina (Roadwork)

    LewdLittleLemon Report

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God love Stephen King. He must have had his kids with a turkey baster.

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    #122

    " She Wore Way Too Much Pink To Be A Lesbian Or A Goth" [sweet Blood Of Mine - John Corwin]

    " She Wore Way Too Much Pink To Be A Lesbian Or A Goth" [sweet Blood Of Mine - John Corwin]

    TrashFanElliot Report

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm they leave massive holes. I have two in one nostril and when I take the studs out it looks like I've been attacked by a vampire - on the nose

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    #123

    That's What Every Pregnant Woman Thinks About Her Child. City Of Kings By Rob J. Hayes

    That's What Every Pregnant Woman Thinks About Her Child. City Of Kings By Rob J. Hayes

    Carranbieri Report

    #124

    Titties: Ripe Yet Firm, Just Like Good Mangoes. (1984 By George Orwell)

    Titties: Ripe Yet Firm, Just Like Good Mangoes. (1984 By George Orwell)

    molamolaandcats Report

    #125

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.146 Casually Describing Marital R*pe. Im Starting To Really Dislike The Book At That Point. Thoughts?

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.146 Casually Describing Marital R*pe. Im Starting To Really Dislike The Book At That Point. Thoughts?

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    #126

    I Once Posted A Defense Of Stephen King Here Because He Wrote Men Weird, Too, In Early Books. Black House Has Me Regretting That

    I Once Posted A Defense Of Stephen King Here Because He Wrote Men Weird, Too, In Early Books. Black House Has Me Regretting That

    ScumlordAzazel Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind is always focussing on sex during emergencies, it is a real curse.....

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of sex while someone's giving me the Heimlich

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    #127

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.37

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.37

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The breast just existed? Weird.

    #128

    Women Only Have Abortions To Kill Innocents And Put Happy Chemical In Brain

    Women Only Have Abortions To Kill Innocents And Put Happy Chemical In Brain

    curiouspigeon92 Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy chemicals in the brain? What scientific study did he get this idea spawned from??

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scientific study you asked for is a NYT bestseller. It's title is The Holy Bible. A work of fiction by many authors. An anthology of stories, if you will.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where "pro-lifers" draw the line is completely arbitrary. It's clearly just an excuse to control women.

    #129

    From A Casting Call - Wanted, Smooth Young Woman Who Moves Like Horse

    From A Casting Call - Wanted, Smooth Young Woman Who Moves Like Horse

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    #130

    Whyyyy Must He Write Like This?! From Skeleton Crew By Stephen King

    Whyyyy Must He Write Like This?! From Skeleton Crew By Stephen King

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My opinion of Stephen King is worsening the more I read of these.

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf I never thought of him as of a good author. The stories are scary, yes, but the way his characters act are totally unrelatable to me

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    #131

    [hell Comes To Frogtown] An... Interesting Word Selection

    [hell Comes To Frogtown] An... Interesting Word Selection

    dinosaur_espresso Report

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because after disaster has struck the first thing on my mind is to get pregnant.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must . . . Fulfill . . . Purpose . . . Of . . . Existence! Brood sow mode activated. Repopulation to commence once parameters are met

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so men and women who haven't found Netflix yet...

    #132

    I Know Stephen King Is Easy Pickings, But Our “Stored Vegetable” Smelling Vaginas From “Skeleton Crew”was Irresistible To Me!

    I Know Stephen King Is Easy Pickings, But Our “Stored Vegetable” Smelling Vaginas From “Skeleton Crew”was Irresistible To Me!

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    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vagina doesn't smell like earth and stored vegetables. Is there something wrong with me?

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should plant carrots or leeks there, that should do the trick?

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNEW someone else's vagina smelled like cabbage!!! At LAST!!!

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a major insult and a drag. We take showers and we like to smell pretty guys!! Lol

    #133

    Dust Of Dreams, Steven Erikson - One Of Many Instances Where Assault Is Apparently Welcomed By The Female Victim

    Dust Of Dreams, Steven Erikson - One Of Many Instances Where Assault Is Apparently Welcomed By The Female Victim

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    Thanatos Charles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Like Cotillion said, stormy was brainless.. Malazan is probably my favourite series of all time

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    #134

    Incels Don't Blame Women But Women Are The Direct Cause!

    Incels Don't Blame Women But Women Are The Direct Cause!

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    #135

    Thought Adult Woman Has While Having A Conversation With Another Adult Woman. The Final Girl Support Group - Grady Hendrix

    Thought Adult Woman Has While Having A Conversation With Another Adult Woman. The Final Girl Support Group - Grady Hendrix

    lexisbest99 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If OnlY woMEn CoULd TAlK liKe adULts!

    #136

    Absolutely No Way A Woman Wrote This

    Absolutely No Way A Woman Wrote This

    ExpertAccident Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the strangest feeling that this was not, in fact, written by a woman.

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I've had two larger than average kids naturally and things down there are still pretty much the same as they've always been, no way any penis in the world is gonna have an effect, gimme a break

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incel posing as a woman.

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 I didn't know anyone ever looked at the perineum after masturbation. I mean whatever for? 😅🙈

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a man! A man who has probs with women who masterbate with things bigger than his peepee

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can say labia but not vagina?

    #137

    This Is Just A Youtube Comment But…wtf

    This Is Just A Youtube Comment But…wtf

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    #138

    This Description Of Bernadette From [ The Big Bang Theory]

    This Description Of Bernadette From [ The Big Bang Theory]

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see a problem with it. Just because it mentions her bosom? Everything she wears in the series is aiming at accentuating her bosom for some reason, it is very noticable, so not so strange to mention it in the description.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s because it also mentions her waspish waist?

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charming childlike? That’s cringeworthy.

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    #139

    Stephen King: Master Of Horror…

    Stephen King: Master Of Horror…

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    #140

    From "Hex" By Thomas Olde Heuvelt

    From "Hex" By Thomas Olde Heuvelt

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