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Reading a piece of fiction is like an invitation to escape the immediate world and immerse yourself in fantasy. You’re expected to put your disbeliefs aside and blot out any distractions to fully experience the story. But some passages in those same books are so blatantly disrespectful and hilariously inaccurate that they can leave half of the population straight-up rolling their eyes. You guessed it, we’re talking about male authors portraying female characters and missing the mark by a long, long shot.

Some male writers are notorious for describing women as one-dimensional beings in unrealistic, often sexualized, and very unnecessary detail. So let us introduce you to the 'Men Writing Women' online community dedicated to busting such examples. This corner over on Reddit has simply had enough of "how men who create films, books, TV, and graphic novels characterize women," and pokes fun at their clueless endeavors.

Dedicated bookworms from all over the world have been sharing their equally ludicrous and infuriating findings. We’ve gone through the subreddit and gathered some of the best examples to share with you all. So continue scrolling to witness just how little some men know about women, as well as to read our in-depth interview with writer, developmental editor, and book coach Trisha Loehr. If you can handle even more examples of women being depicted in baffling ways, check out Part 1 of this feature right here.

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    The phrase "written by a man" has gained traction on the internet over the last few years, with increasingly more people taking notice of men describing female characters through the male gaze, and no longer buying into it. The 'Men Writing Women' project started back in 2017 and has amassed nearly 530k devoted members eagerly waiting for new posts to grace their feeds. With the tagline, "She breasted boobily down the stairs," this online community has set out on a mission to bust the sexist and often downright creepy quotes from published work by men.

    Of course, certain writers do their research and don’t shy away from asking female friends for advice. "There are many phenomenal male authors out there who write women characters well and give them quality storylines," writer Trisha Loehr told Bored Panda. "Unfortunately, there are many male authors who intentionally or unintentionally do the opposite."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an Olympic swimmer who won gold and the headline was football players wife wins gold

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    Loehr, a writer and developmental editor based in Calgary, Canada, has made a career out of helping authors of many genres, including fiction and nonfiction, to craft better stories to bring joy to their readers. She pointed out that male writers often fail to create realistic and rounded portrayals of women in their work due to internalized misogyny from living in such a deeply patriarchal society.

    "I am speaking here from a Western, North American perspective, and as a white woman," she added. "Our Western culture is full of imagery and other content that is rampant with both misogynistic ideas that tell people that women are sexual objects to be used, silly and not as intelligent or strong as men, and not quite as valuable as men and thus who need to be guided by the men around them."

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    Sadly, many people wholeheartedly believe these falsehoods, Loehr stated. "Many don't think they do, but have internalized a lot of these ideas. And thus, it often comes out in writing. Again, this can be intentional or unintentional."

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    This apparent inability of many men to write female personalities who are complex and have solid backgrounds of their own is often regarded as lapses in the authors' judgment. Although this doesn’t take away the fact of how damaging these far-fetched depictions can be. The superficial characters they create often lack depth and seem to be put into the story only to move it forward. Moreover, the way men write about a woman’s body and appearance is often alarming. Females become reduced to their physical attributes in an objectifying and condescending manner.

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    All of this can have alarmingly dire consequences. When the amount of male authors falling for this pattern exponentially increases, other men (and even young boys) can begin buying into these unrealistic portrayals of the opposite sex.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Possibly from Quebec or America" Might be the most accurate part of the picture Edit: If it's fake then nevermind

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    Writer Loehr agreed with this line of thinking. "The content we consume impacts our understanding of the world. If the only books/comics that a man consumes present women as manipulative, big-boobed sex objects, that's what they will assume most women are."

    "If all they read is books where women are used as fodder for a man's progression up the social or career ladder, then that's what they will see the purpose of the women around them as. If the female characters in the books they read always flirt back and immediately fall into bed with the hero of the story, they may assume that women should do the same for them," she added.

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    Thankfully, Loehr was kind enough to lend struggling male authors a helping hand and offered suggestions on how they could become better at building female characters. "Read books by women authors. Read books by non-binary authors. Read books that center on female characters. Read books in your genre and outside of your genre."

    "Think deeply about every female character you include in your stories: Do they have a character arc? Do they have dialogue on the page that is not about the male characters? Are they full-rounded characters with a backstory, goals, etc.?" She also advised men to find female beta readers to get feedback on their characters: "Listen to what they tell you, thank them, and pay them for their time and expertise."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women actually have a shorter urethra, men however often have trouble peeing later in life because of their enlarged prostate pressing against their urethra.

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    If my partner ever uttered that I, a man, completes her, I’d faint, once I came round I’d be seeking some sort of therapy with her. We are a complete couple but neither of us was ‘incomplete’ when we met. I didn’t think women NEEDED men in 2003 and I don’t now.

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    We’ve long heard that the best writers should be well-read. Reading allows us to expand our mental horizons and become more educated and well-rounded human beings. Finding ourselves in that middle ground of leaving and yet staying in our sphere also offers us fresh insight into the world and even our inner selves.

    "Read widely in and around your genre. Read books by authors of all races, backgrounds, gender identities, and sexualities. Read new books and backlist books. When writing a book, think about what your point is. Why are you writing this particular story with this particular protagonist? What message do you want your readers to come away from your book thinking about? Everything in your story needs to support that," Loehr advised.

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    Most of us have encountered pieces of prose, movies, or TV shows where the male author has written about women poorly, to put it gently. At the same time, we have spent many years of our lives overlooking or unconsciously ignoring it because we submerge ourselves and devour the plot of the story. Luckily, many women are starting to see what’s been right in front of them all along, and they’re not staying silent.

    The 'Men Writing Women' subreddit has inspired many book-lovers to seek justice and have discussions around the misogynistic breadcrumbs scattered all over our favorite and most lauded pieces of writing. One spin-off project, the 'Men Write Women' Twitter account, was created as a more condensed version of the online group on Reddit. "Women just want to be written as human. That's it," Meghan Vondriska, an advertising social strategist and founder of the page, told Bored Panda in a previous interview.

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    Vondriska pointed out that a lot of male writers who tend to be thought of as the "founders of the literary canon" are continuous offenders. "John Updike, for instance. But the greatest repeat offender is definitely Stephen King. His portrayal of his female characters is honestly offensive," she added.

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    "Pay attention to what you're reading, and who you're reading. You have to make sure your bookshelf isn't made up of just men. Add in some spice—some female authors, some nonbinary authors, authors of color. And lastly, just because you were assigned a book in high school doesn't mean it's good!"

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later the female character was described as being "spunky" and "not like other girls".

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    If your ovaries jiggle, act as mood detectors/rings, show sentient thought, it´s time to see a doctor.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Either I'm having a hot flash, or there's a feckin' Masserati coming up the block" -. Said no woman, ever

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the author is actually aware that most girls were molested by the time they go to college, and is fine with it. Just the psychological trauma is sooo annoying to deal with.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But her sister's eyes - they were blue as the bluest lake at the foothills of the Blue Mountains."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gone all day a lot of the time and he always brings a large, black duffel bag. I never question where he's been because he always says his work keeps him late.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly enough there are a lot of male biologists and doctors that still argue that our orgasms 'Dont have an evolutionary purpose'. Because the idea that women enjoying sex could lead to more reproduction is too difficult for them to comprehend.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Martin really has issues. I love Asoiaf (Game of thrones) but I am not sure if I can read it anymore. The detail that he puts in the rape and sexual assault of women and girls in the book makes me sure that he gets aroused writing and imagining it. The men never have "on screen" torture and rape but somehow he feels the need to describe with detail multiple times the rape of a 13yo girl.

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    Good thing I'll never be mature and sophisticated so I can keep my long hair.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but her EYES WERE DARK. So she might even be a POC! That's like ... halfway to being as good as a MAN PERSON!!!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 how can you "take" anyone's virginity when you obviously never lost yours

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do male writers constantly write descriptive tales of prepubescent girls? It isn’t alluring or sexy or even endearing. This is just a huge red flag. Guys, so you enjoy reading this stuff?? Lol

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    "bountiful overnight deposits". Marjorie! Prepare to accept my deposits!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I am totally not mentioning your breasts or referring to the breasts even though your sweater stretchers are fighting to get free!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheekbones. Not that she's acted, produced, directed, got her pilot's licence, and has a large family from the countries in which we should all be interested, but cheekbones.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a case of, suppress a woman because a man can’t control himself.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between her and the Galaxy chocolate rabbit I am surprised we do not have a generation or two of men sexually attracted to rabbits.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you never wore tight lycra trousers, but I bet you are topless when going swimming. BAM! You are already more revealing than 99% of women.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile I have future cat-names and eggs in the fridge. Anyone want an omelette?

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    David Sedaris is being funny - he's a satirist and a damn funny one

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    #79

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I don't mind this - it seems pretty reasonable to look at a relative whose physical growth isn't matched by their dying heart. It's expressed in a way that the character might actually do.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think boys in puberty should take a break from gaming. Then come back when they are muture adults, that don't complain when women in games look like women.

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    Ember
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m rather concerned about the amount of sexually graphic stuff written about children in this thread…

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    #84

    Bruh What (Next, By Michael Crichton)

    Bruh What (Next, By Michael Crichton)

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    CatGirl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus H. Candlesticks - I've never realized how many NYT booklist authors were clearly kiddy-fiddlers

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    #85

    “The Journey Of The Empty Bottles” By Abdolah, Who Is A Massively Impressive Writer Otherwise

    “The Journey Of The Empty Bottles” By Abdolah, Who Is A Massively Impressive Writer Otherwise

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    #86

    I Don’t Know That This Was Written By A Man But I Mean, The Evidence Is All There

    I Don’t Know That This Was Written By A Man But I Mean, The Evidence Is All There

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    Jayne Kyra
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is also 210 cm tall witch who can use her hair to strange, impale, maim, and kill in many creative ways. Nice spectacle fighter game, actually.

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    #87

    Very Clever Of Her Body To Do That By Itself! (God Emperor Of Dune, Frank Herbert)

    Very Clever Of Her Body To Do That By Itself! (God Emperor Of Dune, Frank Herbert)

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    #88

    Is This Really The Best Description He Could Come Up With? (The Crimson Petal And The White By Michael Farber)

    Is This Really The Best Description He Could Come Up With? (The Crimson Petal And The White By Michael Farber)

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    #90

    This Is A Photo Of A Photo Taken Well Before I Knew This Sub Existed

    This Is A Photo Of A Photo Taken Well Before I Knew This Sub Existed

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From wiki, "Christopher Taylor Buckley (born September 28, 1952)[2][better source needed] is an American author and political satirist. " He isn't being serious.

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    #91

    This Totally Normal Conversation From My Chinese Textbook. We're On Chapter 8 And Nearly Every Dialogue Involving A Woman Is Either About Shopping, Or Her So Telling Her She Needs To Stop Eating So Much So She Doesn't Get Fat

    This Totally Normal Conversation From My Chinese Textbook. We're On Chapter 8 And Nearly Every Dialogue Involving A Woman Is Either About Shopping, Or Her So Telling Her She Needs To Stop Eating So Much So She Doesn't Get Fat

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas! It says Keren is translated as customer. Oh, s**t. It's global. White priviledge exists natively in Asia. I don't know how to deal with this new information. I need a hug.

    #92

    This Mans Comment On A Post About A Woman Approached For Not Wearing A Bra Had Me Dying

    This Mans Comment On A Post About A Woman Approached For Not Wearing A Bra Had Me Dying

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn straight. I speak with women every day and find no need to engage in anything but conversation. Sure, I meet wonderful women every day, our conversations rarely require flirtation or noting each others' body attributes. Besides intelligent conversation requires eye contact.

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    #93

    Found In An Antique Store- Have We Forgotten Our Core Values?!

    Found In An Antique Store- Have We Forgotten Our Core Values?!

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    CatGirl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like a dog, act like a man, think like a girl and work like a lady and you'll be pretty happy

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    #94

    Twelve Year Old Kid

    Twelve Year Old Kid

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    CatGirl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could also fold her breasts into quarters when necessary. Helpful for postage.

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    #95

    Not A Book, But There’s No Way The Person Who Wrote This Is A Japanese Woman

    Not A Book, But There’s No Way The Person Who Wrote This Is A Japanese Woman

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    #96

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

    Old Advertisements That Didn't Age Well

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her sentient breasts, freely moving around, probably knocked the steering wheel, causing her to crash.

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    #98

    What A Picture! [the Brave And The Bold #64, 1965]

    What A Picture! [the Brave And The Bold #64, 1965]

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    #99

    From The Perfect Scoop By David Lebovitz. This Unnecessary Description In The Intro To An Ice Cream Recipe Really Irritated Me

    From The Perfect Scoop By David Lebovitz. This Unnecessary Description In The Intro To An Ice Cream Recipe Really Irritated Me

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First sentence. Only. He also attempted to send her home with Herpes Simplex 10.

    #100

    [the Abortion: An Historical Romance 1966 By Richard Brautigan]

    [the Abortion: An Historical Romance 1966 By Richard Brautigan]

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. It’s not acceptable to be writing sexually explicit longings or desires about a 12 year old. What’s wrong with this author ?? Lol

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    #101

    I Love Isaac Asimov But C’mon… (Foundation’s Edge)

    I Love Isaac Asimov But C’mon… (Foundation’s Edge)

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    #102

    The Eyes Of Ugly Women?? The Witcher, By Andrzej Sapowski

    The Eyes Of Ugly Women?? The Witcher, By Andrzej Sapowski

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    #103

    I Found My First Example. Apparently Thinking About Breasts Is A Valid Thing To Think About When Remembering Your 9 Year Old Sister's Murder. Billy Summers By Stephen King

    I Found My First Example. Apparently Thinking About Breasts Is A Valid Thing To Think About When Remembering Your 9 Year Old Sister's Murder. Billy Summers By Stephen King

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Authors abound in this particular forum. I believe someone called out King for Misogyny. Yeah but, remember Carrie? Anyway I just want to point out that I believe this to be well wrought writing on this page. Where he says "No breasts would ever appear" refers to that fact that she is dead having had her chest crushed and would never grow. King doesn't do a bad job with writing for females, not great though some of you Pandas are right. Still love him and Clive Barker. They raised me. My three dads King, Barker and Lovecraft.

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    #104

    A Man Writing An Incredibly Gendered Guide To Pregnancy Brags That It Doesn't Have Any Of That "Touchy Feely Stuff You Find In Those Books Written For Women"

    A Man Writing An Incredibly Gendered Guide To Pregnancy Brags That It Doesn't Have Any Of That "Touchy Feely Stuff You Find In Those Books Written For Women"

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    #105

    Just Read [cat’s Cradle By Kurt Vonnegut]. Can’t Really Argue With That…

    Just Read [cat’s Cradle By Kurt Vonnegut]. Can’t Really Argue With That…

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    #106

    Erik The Red By Tillman Roehrig - A Historical Fiction Ya Novel

    Erik The Red By Tillman Roehrig - A Historical Fiction Ya Novel

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    #107

    From Sarah By Marek Halter

    From Sarah By Marek Halter

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean what? Which part exactly was doing the beating? Have you girls got drumsticks up there?

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    #108

    Stephen King - The Shining

    Stephen King - The Shining

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    cecilia kilian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is describing the vision of a dead, decaying corpse that comes back to life, as seen through the eyes of a young child.

    #109

    What Is That Supposed To Mean?? (Book: Jitterbug Perfume By Tom Robbins)

    What Is That Supposed To Mean?? (Book: Jitterbug Perfume By Tom Robbins)

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bobbed to the surface like jellyfish? Lol. Male writers definitely have a boob fetish.

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    #110

    Holy S**t I Just Can’t With People Sometimes

    Holy S**t I Just Can’t With People Sometimes

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 periods a year? What a moron, the real number is 10, everyone knows that.

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    #111

    Reads Like Satire But It's Real

    Reads Like Satire But It's Real

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    CatGirl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person will spend their entire life looking at their Casio calculator watch and telling everyone how good it is. And masturbating. A lot.

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    #113

    So Cliché It’s Like He Wrote It For Us. The Little Woods By Ag Mock

    So Cliché It’s Like He Wrote It For Us. The Little Woods By Ag Mock

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    #114

    Man’s Conception Of How Women Talk About Their Stepdaughters In Faerie Tale By Raymond Feist

    Man’s Conception Of How Women Talk About Their Stepdaughters In Faerie Tale By Raymond Feist

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    #115

    “The Woods Are Dark” By Richard Laymon. Ah Yes… The Slight Brushing Of Cotton…

    “The Woods Are Dark” By Richard Laymon. Ah Yes… The Slight Brushing Of Cotton…

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every morning when you get dressed must be an adventure in eroticism in you ladies, is that why you take so long to get ready?

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    #116

    Curves In All The Right Places Without That Gross Look Of Having Given Birth [the Ice Man: Confessions Of A Mafia Contract Killer By Philip Carlo]

    Curves In All The Right Places Without That Gross Look Of Having Given Birth [the Ice Man: Confessions Of A Mafia Contract Killer By Philip Carlo]

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    #117

    Coast To Coast Murders, James Patterson

    Coast To Coast Murders, James Patterson

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    #118

    Found This On My Reddit Page. Just In Case Us Ladies Forgot, Here’s A Reminder Of How We Should Be !!

    Found This On My Reddit Page. Just In Case Us Ladies Forgot, Here’s A Reminder Of How We Should Be !!

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    #119

    The Grossest Description Of A Butthole Ever - The Unbearable Lightness Of Being By Milan Kundera

    The Grossest Description Of A Butthole Ever - The Unbearable Lightness Of Being By Milan Kundera

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    #121

    Good Ol’ Stephen King And The Sand Vagina (Roadwork)

    Good Ol’ Stephen King And The Sand Vagina (Roadwork)

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    CatGirl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God love Stephen King. He must have had his kids with a turkey baster.

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    #122

    " She Wore Way Too Much Pink To Be A Lesbian Or A Goth" [sweet Blood Of Mine - John Corwin]

    " She Wore Way Too Much Pink To Be A Lesbian Or A Goth" [sweet Blood Of Mine - John Corwin]

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    AnyOtherName
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm they leave massive holes. I have two in one nostril and when I take the studs out it looks like I've been attacked by a vampire - on the nose

    #123

    That's What Every Pregnant Woman Thinks About Her Child. City Of Kings By Rob J. Hayes

    That's What Every Pregnant Woman Thinks About Her Child. City Of Kings By Rob J. Hayes

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    #124

    Titties: Ripe Yet Firm, Just Like Good Mangoes. (1984 By George Orwell)

    Titties: Ripe Yet Firm, Just Like Good Mangoes. (1984 By George Orwell)

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    #125

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.146 Casually Describing Marital R*pe. Im Starting To Really Dislike The Book At That Point. Thoughts?

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.146 Casually Describing Marital R*pe. Im Starting To Really Dislike The Book At That Point. Thoughts?

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    #126

    I Once Posted A Defense Of Stephen King Here Because He Wrote Men Weird, Too, In Early Books. Black House Has Me Regretting That

    I Once Posted A Defense Of Stephen King Here Because He Wrote Men Weird, Too, In Early Books. Black House Has Me Regretting That

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind is always focussing on sex during emergencies, it is a real curse.....

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    #127

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.37

    Moon Palace, Paul Auster P.37

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    #128

    Women Only Have Abortions To Kill Innocents And Put Happy Chemical In Brain

    Women Only Have Abortions To Kill Innocents And Put Happy Chemical In Brain

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy chemicals in the brain? What scientific study did he get this idea spawned from??

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    #129

    From A Casting Call - Wanted, Smooth Young Woman Who Moves Like Horse

    From A Casting Call - Wanted, Smooth Young Woman Who Moves Like Horse

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    #130

    Whyyyy Must He Write Like This?! From Skeleton Crew By Stephen King

    Whyyyy Must He Write Like This?! From Skeleton Crew By Stephen King

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    #131

    [hell Comes To Frogtown] An... Interesting Word Selection

    [hell Comes To Frogtown] An... Interesting Word Selection

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    Diolla
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because after disaster has struck the first thing on my mind is to get pregnant.

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    #132

    I Know Stephen King Is Easy Pickings, But Our “Stored Vegetable” Smelling Vaginas From “Skeleton Crew”was Irresistible To Me!

    I Know Stephen King Is Easy Pickings, But Our “Stored Vegetable” Smelling Vaginas From “Skeleton Crew”was Irresistible To Me!

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    AnyOtherName
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vagina doesn't smell like earth and stored vegetables. Is there something wrong with me?

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    #133

    Dust Of Dreams, Steven Erikson - One Of Many Instances Where Assault Is Apparently Welcomed By The Female Victim

    Dust Of Dreams, Steven Erikson - One Of Many Instances Where Assault Is Apparently Welcomed By The Female Victim

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    #135

    Thought Adult Woman Has While Having A Conversation With Another Adult Woman. The Final Girl Support Group - Grady Hendrix

    Thought Adult Woman Has While Having A Conversation With Another Adult Woman. The Final Girl Support Group - Grady Hendrix

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    #136

    Absolutely No Way A Woman Wrote This

    Absolutely No Way A Woman Wrote This

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    #137

    This Is Just A Youtube Comment But…wtf

    This Is Just A Youtube Comment But…wtf

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    #138

    This Description Of Bernadette From [ The Big Bang Theory]

    This Description Of Bernadette From [ The Big Bang Theory]

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    Diolla
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see a problem with it. Just because it mentions her bosom? Everything she wears in the series is aiming at accentuating her bosom for some reason, it is very noticable, so not so strange to mention it in the description.

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    #139

    Stephen King: Master Of Horror…

    Stephen King: Master Of Horror…

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