This needs more upvotes. This is absolute gold!

I read cat not car.

Agreed.

I’m so glad I just read this , was just about to deal with the same thing the same way. Think I’ll leave it alone now,

Keyword “I”

sadly true for all of us

Cop: You see a mountain lion. What do you do? Me: "Pspspspspsps! Cop: ... okay, bad test question....

Preach!

Um feathered dinosaur? You really that big?

I don't think anyone owns enough aloe vera for that burn

And none of them will come true

This!

Grateful to be old af and thru menopause!

Let's talk also about the forties: a pain in the rib ? That's it, cancer, heart attack ! Irradiation in the fingers ? Huuu , I'm probably having a seizure...That pillow was one inch on the bad side, now I'll end up in a wheelchair

Loll mood. Currently laying here suffering with a hot water bottle

Or am I hungry?

Wait until you go through labour. Then it really gets fun!

Love the phrase "vagina owner" !

So true! I thought it was my IUD but it was my appendix trying to kill me

I get the feeling lot of people in the comments say things like "put the lotion on it's skin, else it gets the hose again" 😬

Oh wait until you get older. Then you can have stomach/ head pains when your period is due and vaginal pains when you are in your fertile phase. It‘s your hormones going wild. Aren‘t you glad to be a woman?

">angina owner"

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So I guess you wait to see which holes things come out of ?

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... as I recently learned here on Bored Panda University, ovarian cysts aren't much of a problem, you just got to have a guy with horse equipment to play with, and eventually, he will pop it open. I know this sounds like it's impossible, and many people will not believe it, but believe me - so goes that!

Yup. Even on a Friday

Hits way too close to home .lol

When someone else does it for you.

Wait, you guys in the US get paid? All I got was money for public transport. But I loved doing it, it was a super interesting case.

I care far more about what dogs think of me than what people think, so this one I can really relate to

That's fair. Won fight deserve some prize.

Never understood why anyone would make fantasy sports.

No kids here... Single... I can differentiate between genuine kids issue and utter nonsense parenting.. I sympathise with the former parents... We were all there as kids... What i do not understand is bad behaviour and the reason we need to adjust. Seen parents bring kids to movies which are meant for adults to understand... Why? of course, the kid is going to cry.. or throw tantrums.. babysitting can be an issue... But we are not part of your deal

Doo doo juice hahaha

I'll say it: fanta-ic

Every month 🙈

I relate to this a bit too much 🥹

Ugh, I will have full on conversations with my husband about what the plan is for tomorrow. When tomorrow comes, he will ask me what we are doing like we never spoke about it. I even do the "look at me when we are talking" thing if I want to make sure he is paying attention, but even that is hit or miss.

If state law allows (some u.S. states do have regulations around burials) most mortuaries will bury you in a cardboard box. And for cremation that is always an option. If you are worried about a service, you can rent a coffin. Much cheaper. It's wild what you start looking into when you turn 40.

Dry hair isn't life-threatening though, so...

Amen 🙏

If only there were cheaper alternatives that would leave about $2000-3000 difference on her account. But hey, brand!

Googling it is too much work. I just don't pick up regardless XD

Brilliant 😂