This needs more upvotes. This is absolute gold!

I read cat not car.

Agreed.

I’m so glad I just read this , was just about to deal with the same thing the same way. Think I’ll leave it alone now,

Keyword “I”

sadly true for all of us

Cop: You see a mountain lion. What do you do? Me: "Pspspspspsps! Cop: ... okay, bad test question....

Preach!

Um feathered dinosaur? You really that big?

I don't think anyone owns enough aloe vera for that burn

And none of them will come true

This!

Grateful to be old af and thru menopause!

Yup. Even on a Friday

Hits way too close to home .lol

When someone else does it for you.

Wait, you guys in the US get paid? All I got was money for public transport. But I loved doing it, it was a super interesting case.

I care far more about what dogs think of me than what people think, so this one I can really relate to

That's fair. Won fight deserve some prize.

Never understood why anyone would make fantasy sports.

No kids here... Single... I can differentiate between genuine kids issue and utter nonsense parenting.. I sympathise with the former parents... We were all there as kids... What i do not understand is bad behaviour and the reason we need to adjust. Seen parents bring kids to movies which are meant for adults to understand... Why? of course, the kid is going to cry.. or throw tantrums.. babysitting can be an issue... But we are not part of your deal

Doo doo juice hahaha

I'll say it: fanta-ic

Every month 🙈

Oh. My. God. I'm 46 and I still get tricked by this. Like Ooooh no one was out to get me, I was just irritable.

Just be gentle with yourself. Being a woman is difficult.

Yesterday I was having a bad day and said: if I get my period now I’ll have all my problems at once, that evening guess who showed up!

i see it coming now. I know when i have anxiety attacks two days in a row, its PMS -_-

Keep in mind that women didn't even know what PMS was until the 1980's. As bad as it may get, y'all know it's cyclical and not insanity.

ooh. i know what pms feels like... i warn everyone around me... just so you know, i have wicked pms and i am one crazy a*s pms-ing girl this week...please don't mess with me.

Doing the menopause dance

All imma say here is thank you

Hormones are a-holes

Again - above my pay grade

Women noting this happens. "OOH! SO relatable!" Men noting this happens "OMG you sexist misogynistic pig!"

I relate to this a bit too much 🥹

Ugh, I will have full on conversations with my husband about what the plan is for tomorrow. When tomorrow comes, he will ask me what we are doing like we never spoke about it. I even do the "look at me when we are talking" thing if I want to make sure he is paying attention, but even that is hit or miss.

If state law allows (some u.S. states do have regulations around burials) most mortuaries will bury you in a cardboard box. And for cremation that is always an option. If you are worried about a service, you can rent a coffin. Much cheaper. It's wild what you start looking into when you turn 40.

Dry hair isn't life-threatening though, so...

Amen 🙏

If only there were cheaper alternatives that would leave about $2000-3000 difference on her account. But hey, brand!