"It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up". Police Officer: "Ma'am, that's not how a field sobriety test works".

Mosquitoes...you can never just chill in peace.

Now, I must look at all my state quarters, rotating them to see what I can find. Weekend plans! 😄

Poor gator.

Potato, potahto.

No lies told.

What about Wyoming?

wasn't that a trivia question once: Where did KFC originate?

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Why are there mountains in a meme about Illinois?

Lol!

He's here pretty often actually! His niece goes to a class in the center where i do acting and my improv teacher met him

Owen Wilson names that one.

Again, every state... Potholes are worse in northern states.

When my parents told me we were moving to Houston (I was 14), I envisioned horses, cows, tumbleweeds, etc.. They woke me as we approached the downtown area. My first response? "Where are all the cows?" Thought my dad was going to wreck the car he was laughing so hard! First Longhorn I ever saw I thought something was wrong with it! East Coast small town living does not prepare you for that skyline.

trying so hard not to Google this story....

Plot twist: most of the people who signed live in Montana

WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS *Plays theme on kazoo*

Kermit, that where you sent all those people asking you for directions!!

Major groan.

Oh…NO! He’s here to punish me…THOSE ANIMES WEREN’T WHAT YOU THOUGHT I SWEAR

And Texas copied Chile

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I live in Arizona, and it's hotter here than it is in Phoenix.. it sucks here..

Looks like Loki ngl

Scrolled almost down the entire list to find my state. And it's not wrong XD Still would rather live here than some state where old men control my reproductive rights and I'm not allowed to get an abortion, though!

I wonder where it was started, to explain the kink on some. Why not straight lines?

And Alaska has boroughs.

Last century, I drove the length of Nebraska via I-80 ... twice. Wheat fields to the left, corn fields to the right. "Let's go wild and put the corn on the left and the wheat on the right!" "Calm down, Frank. Your eye is starting to twitch again." I can understand that hole in the coverage map, corn and wheat don't need mobiles. /s

I don't get it.

Or it might be telling you something about the worth of the upper peninsula.

Probably better off tbh

This is true... The gas station attendants react like it's an assassination attempt.

Not outside my class.. I'll boot you out and then accidentally start humming the song and then singing the words... Dammit,. Now I'm worse than that "some dude."

Cue the banjo's...🪕

YES!! Born and raised there. Wouldn't want it any other way!

Home of my favorite author, Stephen King! I actually have Yankee-isms in my vernacular thanks to his writing XD Ayuh.

Also applicable to Alaska lmao

Laughs in Futurama fan

TRUTH!!! it was 35 in the morning and 60 in the afternoon

But...the official state drink of Rhode Island is coffee milk

I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!!!!!

Technically when you see it, your approach Massachusetts, you're not there yet.

You mean New Mexicans?

What state is this?

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you shut your mouth

Put Ohio dead last oof