Alright, who set up a voice recorder in my house? Own up!

🤣🤣 Relatable

Class: * le gasp*

So does the mirror lie or the Photos? o_O

exactly

Who's gonna tell them?

Bed = friend

My kind of gym

I still get upset whenever I think about it xD

Cats: you should have known that you can pet me exactly 3.28 times

Preach oh dog

Good question, we need to ask one

Buuurrrnnn

a whole thesis tbh

Sometimes I just deliberately change the lyrics. I still sing Starbucks lovers when I sing Blank Space

Where can I buy this?

Nah. I'm 41, my mom is still wrong.

One thing I've learned from life is there's snakes in the grass, everywhere. Watch out or you'll get bit.

Husband must have panicked a bit there

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Do be me

41 and unmarried. I guess I’m a pile of grave dust by now XD

It's overrated, rather be free. just my experience, please do not nuke me to banning if you disagree.

11 years ago I was 37, unmarried and childless!! It may have been the end of the world in some of my families eyes!! :)

17 and never had a crush/Boyfriend. My brother doubts that I’ll ever get one. For all I know he’s right. 🤷‍♀️

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Older family members stopped asking why I was still single, when I said that they had failed in their duty as elders to find me a suitable victim/husband. Said no to all guys that proposed to me as I felt sorry for them and they had no idea what their life would be like with me. I like being alone.

Uh, no, picture on the right is how I see me....

Me as a teacher

I was at a party and they mentioned the great train robbery of 1963 I said good for them my new cousin in law asked if I supported the robbery, I said well they pulled it off they deserved the money

Good ol' work colleagues xD

Not specific enough

I love watching Bluey. Helps me get in touch with my inner child

Where's the cat?

Fair mother, doth mine stomach grumble with fervor and I doth crave a sandwich with great urgency.

And my boss never finished high school!

When I see the price of the vinyls that I had and that I sold after having recorded them on crappy audio tapes in the 80's.

Speeking, wirting, I hafe no trooble wis it

44yr old me.

"That depends entirely on what you're about to say next"

.... I feel seen...

I call dibs on being Gambit!!! XP

I want to be cousins with benefits

My biggest weakness is minimum wage

And don’t forget the more crucial part: You DO NOT have to respect these who don’t respect you

Ooooh, yeh..... 144p is a bit high though

🤣🤣 brilliant

Come on, bro.

Nah, downloads of BP pics for me

What is this "self love"? It's not my nose that's the problem, it's my face, body, and personality as a whole.