Alright, who set up a voice recorder in my house? Own up!

🤣🤣 Relatable

Class: * le gasp*

So does the mirror lie or the Photos? o_O

exactly

Who's gonna tell them?

Bed = friend

My kind of gym

I still get upset whenever I think about it xD

Cats: you should have known that you can pet me exactly 3.28 times

Preach oh dog

Good question, we need to ask one

Buuurrrnnn

a whole thesis tbh

Sometimes I just deliberately change the lyrics. I still sing Starbucks lovers when I sing Blank Space

It's so disappointing when you've been singing the song a certain way for a while and then learn you were singing it wrong

Ken Leeeeee 🎼🎼🎼

Celine Dion " My hot dogs go on...."

Oh Oh... Lizard on a chair! Take my hand... we're naked I swear! Oh Oh, Lizard on a chair!

I was in my 20’s when I found it it wasn’t “Oh yeah, Life goes on. Long after the thrill of Olivia Newton-John”

Doesn't have to make sense as long as it vaguely sounds correct

Isn't that a what Weird Al was doing? Lol

Star crossed lovers... actual lyrics...sorry y'all.

Where can I buy this?

Nah. I'm 41, my mom is still wrong.

One thing I've learned from life is there's snakes in the grass, everywhere. Watch out or you'll get bit.

Husband must have panicked a bit there

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Do be me

41 and unmarried. I guess I’m a pile of grave dust by now XD

Me as a teacher

I was at a party and they mentioned the great train robbery of 1963 I said good for them my new cousin in law asked if I supported the robbery, I said well they pulled it off they deserved the money

Good ol' work colleagues xD

Not specific enough

I love watching Bluey. Helps me get in touch with my inner child

Where's the cat?

Fair mother, doth mine stomach grumble with fervor and I doth crave a sandwich with great urgency.

And my boss never finished high school!

When I see the price of the vinyls that I had and that I sold after having recorded them on crappy audio tapes in the 80's.

Speeking, wirting, I hafe no trooble wis it

44yr old me.