Please tell me the musical was Cats

ITS JSCHLATT AND JAMBO (oops left caps on)

You sickle? We cure you.

Started off at $1 a kiss, then the cat copped an attitude

i do this when i get carsick

Must have gotten his Ancestry.com results back.

Wasn’t the original Crabbe jailed for GBH ?

🤣 this made me laugh a lil too hard

"I was born a fat, white child."

Growing cannabis in his back yard got him fired, but carrying a Molotov cocktail in a London riot (2nd arrest) forced Warner Bros. to change the character altogether.

Hahaha the guy in the middle acted as Barry's work partner in The Flash ⚡️

it's hard to keep a recurring role in prison .

That's not Crabbe. I believe the name was Blaze or some such.

Oh okay

He changed color and everything! Magic?

he went through a weight loss add

A hack face cannot turn into something shi🔞y because it is a hack face, already...

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I haven't watched all the movies just the first one

Correctile Disfunction.

He's heading for the jugular!!!

It's show time...what you got?

Is that kid armed?

Autocorrect is run by me

French bulldog: Le barque, n'est-ce pas?

Isn't that the X-Men logo?

Since people wear ties at the base of the neck and not the chin level, I'd say 2.

I'm waiting for my flame grilled grouper fillet. And make it snappy

Spiderbat was a failed Super Hero because he kept flying into his own web.

They're not bald tires. They're tread deficient.

I was lucky enough to get a. Partner last year and I have never been happier so if you are in a toxic relationship there is no way out (in my experience) so I know it's a cliche but there are more fish in the sea!

If Jesus wasn't crucified, he still would have died young due to poor nutritional choices.

so WILD

I mean when people steal you got to stop it

Great news! I'm not the one who gave you an STD!!

Naw I prefer my android because I can not charge my tablet because I couldn't find an adapter t Walmart so if my tablet dies I have to figure out how to play on my phone but at least it won't die during trips so one point for android

Yeah, doctors become contortionists on those stools.

So no one thought to get the cars out the way first?

And here I am at 6am having not even gone to sleep yet… XD

SpongeBob Scared Pants.

I've had the opposite of this on several occasions and, in a sudden access of panic, wondered what the hell I'd forgotten to pay.

"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one" ( but they never stop).

My mom learned to forge my grandma’s signature at, like, ten, and since they have the same initials, now they both have the same signature.

Yes

So on Valentine's Day, he plans to knock someone unconscious in order to get a date?

uncle Ian

If you EVER speak to me in Spanish, Te apuñalaré con tu propia columna vertebral!