Did his heart grow by making a friend?

I like this one.

Ohhh corporate burn. To heck with both of them I’m all about Barbara’s cheese puffs. Those things are hateful because they’re made with real cheese and they taste delicious. Don’t start and if you do don’t be coming back here and giving me grief about it!!! If you do come back here and give me grief about it I will take full responsibility though

XD great come back

Is danish the only language where popo is a slang for behind?

OMG that's brilliant. What a bunch of total wagon-jumpers. Jesus H. Candlesticks that was someone's career-ending move.

Still a better love story than...

That's actually quite funny.

So much plastic

You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth striminal

There are 58,279 counter-arguments inscribed in black granite in Washington DC

I'm pretty sure they'll be asking people to do more than that

Still true though, perfect example of "don't shoot the messenger". OTOH, that's what social media is for...

I see the Sun is trying phone hacking again.

only in 'murica :D

This is just funny though

Braces are $200 PER MONTH? WHAT THE F*CK?

I kinda like this one

The response is effing hilarious

What's wrong with it? Except that otters aren't really that thicc - but yes, they oh lawd and ain't nobody got time for dat.

And the sad truth is... Shrek's not even on Netflix

I guess we wouldn't know if there were a mass shooting in North Korea anyway.

It's why so many times the top comment is "[the reason you are here] starts at [hyperlinked timestamp]."

But somehow people retweeted it 9.788 times and liked it 15.4K?? I find this odd...

That’s the most bland and dull conversation ever. YO-YO is an easily convinced and gullible fool.

Ah yes, the true message of Christ: Ostracize and distance yourself those different from you. (There's why there are no biblical stories about lepers, prostitutes, tax collectors, or other traditionally ostracized people.) /s

Millennials are, right now, 24-40 years old. We do not speak this way. I don't think Gen-Z even speaks this way and they are the young ones right now.

That is hilarious :D

"Religious" and "education" - something that never goes together.

This one time when I was a kid, I wanted a comic book and my aunt took me to a christian bookstore and bought me a terrifying comic book about missionaries and kids dying and all I wanted was f**king Spider-Man.

Yeah, I would love you to co-opt my trademarked and copyrighted intellectual property to sling your religious twaddle at kids.

ew

Nope

F*****g religious fanatics are desperate for converts. Pathetic.

Can they get any more tone-deaf?

Or, y'know, stop being a-hats and people might come to your places of worship.

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Hilarious, Mom is all like I’m cool now, The girl in the back is jealous, she wants it, The chick in the middle is trying to keep DNA out of her shorts because she’s trying not to burst out laughing, The kid with the present is completely insulted. My favorite… Grandma and the kid in the background, they are keeping out of the unappreciated gift throwing range (smart cookies)

I feel like I'm not hip enough for this franchise, I understand neither why they named themselves so idiotically nor the meme they're using.

They got my attention ;)

Is Boris travelling through the Mary Poppins set?

Ed Balls did it first

I love the JKR burn lol