Did his heart grow by making a friend?

I like this one.

Ohhh corporate burn. To heck with both of them I’m all about Barbara’s cheese puffs. Those things are hateful because they’re made with real cheese and they taste delicious. Don’t start and if you do don’t be coming back here and giving me grief about it!!! If you do come back here and give me grief about it I will take full responsibility though

XD great come back

Is danish the only language where popo is a slang for behind?

OMG that's brilliant. What a bunch of total wagon-jumpers. Jesus H. Candlesticks that was someone's career-ending move.

Still a better love story than...

That's actually quite funny.

So much plastic

You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth striminal

There are 58,279 counter-arguments inscribed in black granite in Washington DC

I'm pretty sure they'll be asking people to do more than that

Still true though, perfect example of "don't shoot the messenger". OTOH, that's what social media is for...

I see the Sun is trying phone hacking again.

only in 'murica :D

This is just funny though

Braces are $200 PER MONTH? WHAT THE F*CK?

I kinda like this one

The response is effing hilarious

What's wrong with it? Except that otters aren't really that thicc - but yes, they oh lawd and ain't nobody got time for dat.

And the sad truth is... Shrek's not even on Netflix

I guess we wouldn't know if there were a mass shooting in North Korea anyway.

It's why so many times the top comment is "[the reason you are here] starts at [hyperlinked timestamp]."

But somehow people retweeted it 9.788 times and liked it 15.4K?? I find this odd...

That’s the most bland and dull conversation ever. YO-YO is an easily convinced and gullible fool.

Ah yes, the true message of Christ: Ostracize and distance yourself those different from you. (There's why there are no biblical stories about lepers, prostitutes, tax collectors, or other traditionally ostracized people.) /s

Millennials are, right now, 24-40 years old. We do not speak this way. I don't think Gen-Z even speaks this way and they are the young ones right now.

That is hilarious :D

"Religious" and "education" - something that never goes together.

I feel like I'm not hip enough for this franchise, I understand neither why they named themselves so idiotically nor the meme they're using.

They got my attention ;)

Is Boris travelling through the Mary Poppins set?

This man is the embodiment of cringe.

Odd but not the worst surprise the Tories have given us.

Never thought I'd see political british Lo Fi

What? I understood none of this.

He really is cockbaggage isn't he, I'd like to apologise to the peoples of the world for out slight racist, very sexist, bubbling dullard of a 'populist' Prime Minister, I'd like to, but there's literally nothing I can do about it!

Ah yes the music that everyone gets work done to, Borriswave.

yeah they're fckn nuts

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This must be a dog whistle for Q anon people??

Ed Balls did it first

I love the JKR burn lol