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With 83.6K members, who affectionately refer to themselves as "executioners," the subreddit r/DeathByMillennial has become a hub for collecting evidence of and discussing how the media blames millennials for "killing" various aspects of society or for spreading general millennial hate.

From articles and opinion pieces to social media posts and the occasional meme, r/DeathByMillennial showcases just how wide the cultural phenomenon of scapegoating this generation has spread. It's a place where these "outcasts" can gather to debunk (and, of course, laugh at) the accusations thrown at them.

Whether or not you agree with this online community, it does provide enough material to allow you to rethink current generational tensions and societal shifts, so we invite you to continue scrolling and do just that!

#1

2meirl4meirl

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Sad Quokka
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather the latter if I'm honest

Nacho Man Sandy Ravage
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another reply I saw to the initial post was "Baby boomers have pathetic blacksmithing skills compared to 9th century Saxons"

tuzdayschild
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad was born in 1937. The man is McGiver when it comes to fixing and rigging things. He tells us kids he loves us all the times. Yeah, I won the lottery.

And the like
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father (70M) has incredible DIY skills AND the ability to tell me he loves me. Stop it with these stereotypes

manu michael
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IKR! men should have both the emotions to love...and the skills to live! (These days guys have neither).

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Isabella
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if they really do - that's on boomers - because they raised us. Also - not true, I don't know single one Millennial who would't know how to fix basic home s#it or put up furniture together.

Sean
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d also say that the article title is probably due to most millennial families renting instead of owning until very recently. Most people aren’t going to spend the time to learn DIY skills when they have nothing to DIY.

Bender Bending Rodríguez
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bingo. This. I could fix minor stuff myself however I'd rather let my landlord do it for me instead investing my time and money. It's landlords responsibility after all.

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kath morgan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Millennials didn’t spontaneously develop skills we didn’t bother to teach them!”

Wilf
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably because boomers bought their house at 21. I bought mine at 34. For my entire adult lif up to that point I wasn't even allowed to hang a picture in my rental

Susie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess who raised millennials and should've taught them those skills...

von Krawall
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I would have learned DIY skills if my fathers response to me ptrying DIY weren't always "get out of the way idiot. You are to stupid to do that!"

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    #2

    To Criticize Millennials

    To Criticize Millennials

    GeorgeTimmons Report

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Seriously, eff all those brands that use fillers, meat "meals", c**p like corn and wheat gluten as fillers, especially cat foods. And Science Diet and Hills are trash foods, and vets get rich off of pushing them onto their clients.

    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, Lakota, you generally seem well informed here, so I'll bite. Dogs have steel guts. I have recently(-ish) been adopted by 2 cats (stray siblings abandoned by mama cat) and have never owned cats before. Want to name drop a brand or 4 that are good and won't take my retirement account? They seem to like dry Purina kitten chow and canned Fancy Feast. They do NOT like Friskies or 9 Lives. They'll tolerate the Costco brand and Meow Mix. These are what I've tried but I don't know what is best. If it makes a difference, the girl is very very small but seems healthy - she was the runt.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 62, don’t have kids, and always had pets. They’re part of my little family, and treated as if they are. Decent food, veterinary care, lots of love, even Christmas stockings and presents!

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the highest compliments I ever received was from my Vet, who said: “If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I want to come back as one your cats.” ☺️

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    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare I feed my cats real chicken and fish when Purina has a perfectly good types of flavoring sawdust that I should feed them.

    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I gave my cats some of the salmon I ate for dinner the other night (very good) and they ignored it. Dingbats.

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    Elio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey look, it's the free market. People want to feed their pets better food, so the cr@p food can't compete.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really glad pet food companies have stepped up in regards to quality. There really were so few options not that long ago. It was either 9 Lives, Friskies or Fancy Feast. And not the upgraded fancy feast they have today.

    Tim Nicebutdim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*CK you! I'm a GenXer and I do that, it's not limited to one generation, I don't have kids, my cats are my kids, I'll spend my money however the F*CK I want.

    Bruce Horton
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vet who supports a rescue organization I work with recommends any high quality commercial dog food. I trust people who actually know what they are talking about.

    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry for treating the dog that saved my life to actual, good food. She's by my side every minute of the day when I'm home and is a fierce and loyal protector, why wouldn't I feed her the best even if it means I eat Ramen for a week?

    zovjraar me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't treat my cats like kids. i don't buy them clothes, i don't teach them morals, i don't have to think about who they're playing with (they are indoor), i don't have to shape them into responsible, compassionate beings. i do make sure they have appropriate toys and play time. i make sure they have food, water, and medical care. i make sure they have high places to go and enough litter boxes. i talk to them and let them know i love them. i let them climb all over me or just lay beside me or across the room. i treat them like cats. very loved cats.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunt. Give the dog MEAT. Gets botha us outta the house.

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    Millennials are generally considered those who were born between 1981 and 1996. The cutoff year was chosen since it highlights the political, economic, and social factors that defined their formative years.

    For example, most Millennials were old enough to understand the significance of 9/11, unlike Gen Z who were still very young and could not comprehend the attacks when they occurred. Millennials also grew up during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. 

    Additionally, technology impacted Millennials since the generation aged amid the internet's rise — for Gen Z, technology is second nature, but millennials had to adapt to the ever-expanding social media and online communication advancements. 

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    #3

    Millennials Are Ruining Population Stability

    Millennials Are Ruining Population Stability

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    Brocken Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate…though to be honest, the past year has been a veritable mini-baby boom among the nearly-40 millennials i know. A sort of “last chance” effort to have a kid before its “too late.” Or a kind of “fück it, we survived a pandemic, who cares if this makes zero economic sense” kind of energy

    Edgar Rops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gynecologist sister refrains from calling it a baby boom, but she does confirm that. Also, older millennials seem to quite often have a second/third kid as a kind of statement that that's what they truly, whereas their eldest, now young adult kids were "right thing to do". New mother and grandmother at the same time are not unheard of.

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    Humansarethevirus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now thanks to delusional christians will be way more unwanted abused babies they will ignore the evil parasites even FORCE WOMEN TO DIE FOR A FETUS. this country no different from commies . Women have no rights and if you dare to travel you might be persecuted and or killed. Christian America for ya

    Where's_My_Adderall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! I just did a project on this. the mothers AND babies are dying from the new abortion bans.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work my a*s off and I still struggle to afford a nice apartment where I live. It is so embarrassing and makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong. A stupid studio the size of a shoebox where I currently live is around $2,000 USD (1,600 GBP/ 1,840 Euro). No matter how hard I work I never feel like it is enough. Plus, I feel like even less of woman for for not having children or being married. There is so much pressure anymore to succeed.

    Moo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and pressure to have kids is less. Some people just don't want kids. Now they have the freedom with less pressure from society to conform in that way

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the desperation of right-wingers to make abortion and birth control illegal or at least really difficult to get.

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, what a surprise! *surprised Pikachu face*

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are still adding the entire population of Germany - ~80 million people - each and every year to the population. That growth is unsustainable indefinitely. No idea why all these countries trying to get people to breed like bunnies, but we don't need it. Maybe take care of the kids in foster care and orphanages first. This planet's resources are not infinite.

    Elio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, 8 billion people. We're good with the people. Grandpa is going to be 101 in a few weeks and the population has tripled since he was born.

    Admiralu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China, Japan, South Korea and Italy are learning this lesson now.

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they voted for it, over and over. Reap what you sow.

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    #4

    Poor Boomers :'(

    Poor Boomers :'(

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    Chris Ulm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet virtually all new houses are big. We have an enormous need for affordable housing, but no one is building new affordable housing and the existing stock is being snapped up by developers and flipped into something less affordable.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's time people stopped following the "I must have a house and land" dream. While you don't have to live in a massive 30 story apartment block there are other options. Smaller blocks of townhouses and 2 or 3 story unit blocks for example. I'd rather live in a suburb with a bunch of unit blocks that still had reasonable greenspace around it than in a suburb where everyone has a postage stamp sized yard with no trees and the biggest house possible.

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    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist! It's actually the older generation demanding "handouts"!

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... but but but everyone owes me my retirement, even if it costs them their future!!!" - Baby Boomers

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying you don't want to be able to retire when you get to that age? Fair is fair, everyone should be entitled to a reasonable life in retirement.

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    RenaissanceWaffle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my day, my right hand was working eight full time jobs while my left was building and selling houses, you just need to get over yourselves /s

    Deborah Rubin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 years ago wasn't boomers. They're further back than that.

    Johnny Rodriguez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe if they didn't spend all their money eating avocado toast and drinking Starbucks they could afford the taxes and upkeep on their giant McMansions..... 🤣🤣🤣

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really sure why it's a problem anyway, surely if the house is big enough you rent out by the room? Might take some renovation to get it ready but you could literally make more money renting it to more than one person.

    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that is a perfect response

    Hiram's Friend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't really seen a lot of houses abandoned because they couldn't be sold. In our market (the middle of the stinking desert) houses don't stay on the market long and generally sell at a premium.

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure that Joe's Grab Shack is being sarcastic, but I wouldn't put it past some people to say that.

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    #5

    This Showed Up On My Newsfeed Today And I Couldn’t Agree More

    This Showed Up On My Newsfeed Today And I Couldn’t Agree More

    Hglucky13 Report

    Humansarethevirus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christians make up a big portion of this disgusting class of humans who force more poverty based on their fake religion

    Keenan Wright
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that seams like a huge generalization... not very accepting of you.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could not have said it any better. The cost of an University education in the United States is absolutely appalling. So many young people are in heaps of debt due to student loans so they can enter a work force where they still don't get paid what they are worth. It is really cruel and I despise ANYBODY who tells these young people: "Well, you were the idiot who chose to take out that huge $100,000 USD loan to go to University for two years. You should have been like me an just got an apprenticeship under their ol' man."

    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi-billion dollar companies that don't want to give their employees a descent living wage get no sympathy from me. "Please come work long hours and make us more billions while I barely pay you enough to make rent."

    R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans only want to flip burgers?

    Rick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2028: What's a burger?

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job is job and must be able to at least pay rent. The sad thing is it takes three job to pay rent.

    WJW _
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, AI will soon be doing more and more unskilled labor jobs.

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leading to more and more automation

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    Since 1968, or roughly four years after the end of the baby boom, educational attainment has steadily grown, and by the 2020s about 4 in 10 American Millennials had earned a bachelor’s degree or higher, making them more educated than any previous generation.

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    The rise in educational attainment has been especially sharp for young women. (More millennial women than men possess bachelor’s degrees or higher.)

    #6

    Millennials Are Killing The Deadbeat Dad Industry

    Millennials Are Killing The Deadbeat Dad Industry

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    Ian Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky that for the first 2 years of my daughters life I had a job where I can pick my hours, and was able to work from home. I changed so many nappies, played with her, was able to be there for her major steps. I would not change it for the world. I work 8-5 now, so spend less time with her, but when I do, I try to make the time quality.

    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice that dad's are spending more time with their kids. I'm Gen X and my dad worked Monday - Friday 6am-6pm and some Saturday mornings to pay the bills and put food on the table for us, because mother's had to give up their jobs when they had a baby. My dad is in no way a "deadbeat dad" and I resent the implication he is.

    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 47 years old, my dad used to change my nappy although he had to do it with a bandanna wrapped around his nose with Old Spice dotted on to it. He'd vomit everywhere otherwise. He also thought he had to iron the terry cloth nappies (I'm that old that disposable ones weren't a big thing when I needed them) after they were washed. My mum was away for a few days in hospital and when she came back he told her he'd ironed the nappies and towels and bed sheets too! lol

    Laura Gillette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My earliest memory is of my dad changing my diaper. I was born in 1984. He was ahead of the curve. 🥰

    Captain Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    43(m) and had my first baby in Jan, I am 100% here for my little girl and I am all the dad she can handle as Im 100% hands on and love her more than anything. She will never doubt her daddy's love and I will always support her. No matter what!! And I've been elbows deep in doo doo! haha

    R Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness back in 1982, we didn't have stay at home dads. Dads were the family provider. so yeah, there's that.

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean men are parents too?!!! WTF.

    Carla Campbell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sperm donor for my 3 children used to BRAG to his scumbag friends about having never changed a diaper.

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    #7

    But Ya Know, It’s The Snowflakes’ Fault

    But Ya Know, It’s The Snowflakes’ Fault

    unreadysoup8643 Report

    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime boomers complain about "participation trophies", they should remember it wasn't us who handed them out.

    Elio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think the whole thing is exaggerated anyway.

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    Linnoff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So crazy how they blame us for wanting a participation trophy as if it wasn't their idea to make them in the first place. It wasn't 10 year olds with that idea, it was their parents because they wanted to believe their little Jonny was just so special but every other kid is just looking for handouts

    Johnny Rodriguez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Gen-X'er I have loved seeing the birth and adaption of the technology age that we live in, but I smart enough to know that it is the Millennials and younger generations that have truly grown up living and breathing this technology. The smart Boomer and Gen-X managers know to give these kids a little bit of guidance and a lot of free range to create - you will be amazed at what they come up with and are willing to take on and manage.

    von Krawall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and be nice to millenials, we will choose yyour retirementhomes!

    Rick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Boomer my son is a Millennial. We do agree on a lot of things but, when we disagree, he is mostly correct.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who owns the media sources? That has nothing to do with generations only money and manipulation.

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    #8

    B-But Millennials Are Killing The Industries!

    B-But Millennials Are Killing The Industries!

    iota1atg Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know we killed mayonnaise! What happened here?

    Gwen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a dark and stormy night. Helman's was walking alone down a dark alley, dreaming of the sandwich that they would make when they got home. Suddenly, a dark figure jumped out of the shadows! A knife flashed in the light as it plunged into Helman's back! As he fell to the ground, he saw the Millennial laughing!

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes can we focus our energy on killing the student loan industry?

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See millennials ARE trying to kill the loan industry! On a more serious note, it's not like it's an organised act. The reality is industries are dying because they're no longer viable. Maybe the reason is they're too expensive, or the product is outdated or there is just something better available. I'm sure certain industries (and products) were killed off during other generations. The carters and farriers were put out of business by whatever generation when cars became popular for example.

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    Brocken Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cries* Too true. The continued existence of student loans is also hard proof that no Millennial has yet found Aladdin’s lamp.

    Zaach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a proud Mayo-American

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd post I've seen about us killing the mayonnaise industry. What?

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true! You can have my "Duke's", when you pry it from my cold, dead arteries!

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    #9

    We Didn’t Start The Fire, Millennial Edition

    We Didn’t Start The Fire, Millennial Edition

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    NickTheDuck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else sang it in their head?

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course canned tuna is killed. Putting them in the cans while still alive would be cruel.

    Miles Mawyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    second post that mentioned mayonnaise .... 🤔

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Millennials, I owe you for voting with your (mostly empty) wallets to put these fcukers out of business. Now, if you would, could you please do the same with your ballots and help getting rid of these 2nd Amendment psychos and anti-abortion lunatics? I can't do it all by myself. (I am looking at you, too, Gens X, Y, and Z.)

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the second time I've seen mayonnaise mentioned. Are millennials killing mayonnaise? Because I, born in 1990, love mayonnaise.

    Mrs. EW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song needs to be made and put in my music rotation.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this, I sang it to "We didnt start the fire"

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how you were supposed to.

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    WJW _
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism keeps getting blamed as evil but not supporting small business allows big brands to get bigger.🙄😔

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    However, many Millennials in the United States and Europe entered the workforce at the height of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. They faced particularly high unemployment rates, and those who could find work were usually underemployed or in jobs that did not match their degrees.

    The difficulty in securing employment lowered Millennials' potential earnings and hindered their ability to grow wealth.

    #10

    The Poor Robbers

    The Poor Robbers

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the robbers are going to have to start carrying EFTPOS terminals

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll stab you if you don't tell me your pin "

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and COVID severely affected drug dealers. Profits went down they figure 75%. Poor criminals can't get a break.

    John Dilligaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, these days, between the Driver's and other licenses, the ID cards, the credit & debit cards, and various membership cards and other stuff, the little bit of cash I carry is probably the least valuable and most easily replaced thing in my wallet.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather lose the hundred bucks in my wallet than my phone. I hate the push to remove cash, partly because there are times it's more convenient and partly because you can't always rely on tech. Phone shat itself and needed to go back to Samsung for repairs. That would have sucked if I'd become reliant on phonepay. We had a major telco outage that took out both ATMs and phonepay at one point too. That one was a doozy. Nearly forgot, it's easy to lose track of spending when it's all electronic (or plastic). A big night on the town is better with cash since you can't spend more than you have.

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    Nonexistent Shoelace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is no one talking about OP's username?! It's amazing-

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *menacingly pointing switchblade* "Your Venmo, or your life."

    Zaach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I carry a bunch of $5.00s with me for the stop-light people - a 5iver is the new dollar

    Melody
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I carry cash because there's a vending machine at work that has a kind of soda that's almost impossible to get in this part of the country.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The robbers are gonna have to hold a knife to our neck while forcing us to Venmo them money.

    Tim Nicebutdim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, GenXer, don't carry cash, my cards are frozen until I need them.

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    #11

    Yes Please

    Yes Please

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    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do it all again in 2-3 years, after taking out another hefty loan to pay for the divorce

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! I never understood how people think starting their marriage with unnecessary debt is a good idea.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot to be said for an intimate backyard wedding with a potluck BYOB reception and an iTunes playlist through a bluetooth speaker. I wouldn't be at all offended to be invited AND have to bring a dish. Honestly, I think it would be loads of fun and a LOT less pressure.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like what my parents did in 1972, except replace backyard with VFW hall and Bluetooth with live band fronted by my mom’s cousin, who often sat in with the band Chicago. Wish I coulda seen it, man.

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    Hiram's Friend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nurse I know spent $37,000 on her wedding and got dumped when her medical resident graduated.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always remember, crippling financial debt is the American Way...

    Moo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legitimately want to have a ceremony with close family and friends, real cheap, than have a potluck party where extended family and other slightly less important people all bring food, we just have fun. Like why do I need to spend so much money I could use to save for a house??

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter did that and requested the recipe for the dish. We have a lot of older southern ladies who can throw down on some food.

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    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Vegas. 20 minutes in a sparkly dress and then we went drinking and dancing. I set aside money for that trip as often as we could. I'd do it again in a heartbeat, but pick a different day. February was a dumb idea.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wedding was about $2000, dress included, which was $100 on sale. Did everything DIY and all the food we did and family pitched in. I absolutely loved it and wouldn't have done it any different.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a GenX this has always been my take on the matter. It's fine to want to celebrate but the sheer amount of money you're expected to spend is stupid. People who pay $5k for a dress they'll wear once and (maybe) pass to their kid, or $10k on a ring when you can get one with CZ or white sapphire that looks fantastic for a fraction the cost. Or have to invite 200+ people including 3rd cousins no one has even see just because.

    R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, and let's stop buying diamonds as well.

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    #12

    Millennials Kill Food Industry

    Millennials Kill Food Industry

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mis-spelled "Cost of living crisis means millenials can't afford food."

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago

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    *"Cost of living crisis means only a few people can afford food." Fixed the grammatical error.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, let me change that headline for you: The exorbitant cost of living, unaffordable housing, lack of affordable healthcare, crippling student loan debt, and inflation all mean that Millennials struggle to afford food

    Portia's Maid is Hot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't afford to buy more than the necessary amounts of food? Then let them eat cake!

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    #13

    Media

    Media

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    Jennifer Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When classes like shop class and home ec got cancelled for standardized testing prep, we have to learn somehow.

    CCLoos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Decimate public education then moan when people don't know how to do things

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    Blue Chambers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered when older generations griped about younger ones not knowing how to do things. I mean it sounds like you did a s****y job of teaching but ok.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school got rid of Home Economics and shop classes. I was 14, I had no say in the matter; it wasn't millennials who axed those classes.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a GenXer, so I learned everything from my grandfather (Greatest Generation) because my parents (Silent Gen/Boomer cusp) were academics and couldn't bang a nail straight. And I taught my daughter (Millennial) everything from changing a tire to cooking to basic plumbing, carpentry, and electrical. At this point, she's taught me quite as much as I taught her, which I love. My parents would never consider the idea that I could teach them anything.

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing kids for an actual future seems to be lost on the education system 🙄

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home ec, shop, mechanics, music appreciation/music history, financial management, band class, most art classes, and more. Not to mention that my boomer parents didn't teach me anything they had skills for. Not a single skill passed down other than go to school/work every day

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took metal shop and home ec in middle school, but no trades in high school because I was on the "college track." Then I flunked out of university, took twelve years to get an associate's, and now I fix saxophones for money and motorcycles for fun

    walkabout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna down-vote it but my silent generation parents didn't teach us sh!t. It was "do what we did and succeed!" The three economic recessions followed by NAFTA did nothing to help us during what should have been spring board years. When I asked my dad what I should do when the doom years came to Detroit's single industry. He picked up the keys to his new truck, said, "I don't know," and left for the bar. He never offered a molecule of help after that. I believe that Late Boomers could be called "Generation Landslide." BTW I am exceedingly proud of my Millennial kids and their accomplishments and continue to encourage, teach and provide when appropriate.

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    Scholars have noted that millennials in the West are the first modern generation to be economically worse off than their parents.

    In the United States, their difficult economic situation was compounded by student loans. The number of young adult households with student debt doubled between 1998, when Gen X was between the ages of 18 to 33, and 2016, when millennials were 20 to 35. Moreover, the median amount of outstanding student debt was greater for millennials ($19,000) than for Gen X ($12,800).

    #14

    Boomer Doomer

    Boomer Doomer

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B-but avocado toast...

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like toast, and i love avocado, bur the combination seems gross to me. idky

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman in the photo is far too old to be a "boomer". She's at least in her mid-80s. Lumping everyone over age 50 together is just as bad as lumping all millenials/Gen-X/etc. together.

    Anna Drever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 60 I’m a boomer. I don’t want to stop things progressing. And I need for the next generation of voters to get old enough and in big enough numbers to vote out the @$$holes who want to continue ruining our planet instead of saving it for my grandchildren.

    Calvin Girvin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a 76-year-old boomer, and believe me, the world will be a better place when we all die off.

    yeeyee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been noticing this a lot, especially in small towns.. old money hates new money coming in and they definitely aren’t allowing any changes if they can help it.

    BravePanda
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    2 years ago

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    This one is ableist AF.

    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old woman purposely blocking everyone else isn't ableist. She could easily scooch to the right a little and also have her cràp in front of her which would allow basic consideration for those around her. She's not incapable of that and it's not ableist that people would like to carefully walk past and move on with their lives. 🙄

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    Aep
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    2 years ago

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    What a nasty hate-filled post.

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    #15

    Millennials Are Killing Cable!

    Millennials Are Killing Cable!

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    Ian Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK we had satellite TV, which was awesome at the time, then came streaming services without Ads, which is even better. My parents do mention that I am lucky I have choice, not really it's not my fault I was born at a time of awesome technological advancement in the entertainment industry.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just a Millennial thing. We’re both in our sixties and cut the cord about 5 or 6 years ago. We have Sling, HBO, Paramount, and a slew of other apps on Roku. We can ALWAYS find something to watch and are spending less than half what we spent on cable or satellite—-and we aren’t loaded with commercials, infomercials, and home shopping channels.

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TV used to be free; commercials were to pay for it. Then cable came along and started double dipping, taking money for ads and charging us to watch them.

    Joi Cain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my children that cable didn't come with ads back in the day and finally they didn't laugh at my "back in my day" story. It put my "hoofing it 4 miles to school each day" in vivid perspective. I kinda think they didn't believe me.

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    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mostly a bunch of shows and channels I do not want. *scrolls through 5 streaming services because I can't decide what to watch*.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be the odd millennial (I prefer gen Y) out as I still predominantly watch free to air tv, largely the two full and partial government funded stations.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cable blows, satellite is worse-- I stick with my old dvds

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cable was always a crappy option, just a less crappy option than free to air. The problem with steaming is that the three options listed above are no longer enough. You'll also need Disney+ since they're pulling their content, probably a sports streaming service (assuming you like sports) and potentially a couple others because there are shows you want that are on some other service. Meaning we're back to paying as much if not more than cable :(

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Netflix for free with my T-Mobile plan and Hulu for free with my Spotify subscription. The only video streaming service I technically pay for is Prime Video which has additional free movies (albeit with ads) through Freevee. So why should I pay for expensive cable TV when I only watch a small fraction of channels?

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    #16

    "Brand Promiscuity". How Titillatingly Boring

    "Brand Promiscuity". How Titillatingly Boring

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    USMCFelicia
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow somehow the OP's username didn't get censored!? Lol

    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get brand loyalty, I won't buy something because of the brand, if you want my loyalty wine and dine me, and I will consider it.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can have my loyalty by just offering better quality and quantity at low prices. I am easy like that.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a late boomer (1960), and haven’t eaten at any fast food place since the early 1990s. Prior to then, I had no problem eating fast food. But they must’ve changed something—-ingredient(s), supplier(s), cooking method(s), some part of their process—-and the food became extremely rough on my digestion, as well as tasting like c**p on cardboard.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kathryn, what changed is you turned 30-something. I definitely can't eat the same stuff I used to in my 20s.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brand loyalty is the phrase they used to mean "these are your only choices." It's called competition, learn to do better corporations.

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a millennial thing, that's anyone with common sense....brand loyalty?! Brands are not people. We have multiple brands to encourage competition. I'm going to eat/buy what's good, what I can afford, what meets my needs, and from the company doing the least destroying of the planet (or, paradoxically, who gets it to me fastest). The concept of brand loyalty is such an old people thing. I'm Gen X and I can't believe we're still supposed to be brand loyal. Okay, Mr. Monopoly...

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If McDonald's wants more customers, maybe they should stop charging $15 for a lousy burger, half a carton of fries, and a cup of ice with a little soda in.

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cheaper to get a really good burger at my local tavern than McDonald's

    OmMarol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha I laughed so hard with this lol brand sluts

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    #17

    Funny How That Works

    Funny How That Works

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why would anyone think this a bad thing?

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers being scared there isn't enough workers to cover their pensions and take care of them

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    Jennifer Clark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Population growth is unsustainable, we need fewer people if we want to have enough food and resources in the future.

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new studio apartments near my parents go for $2700 a month. My parents pay less than that in mortgage payments on their almost 2000 sq ft house.

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could not be any more pleased that birth-rates are dropping in a lot of countries.

    P.A. Yearsley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait rent is only 1500? Damn I need to move lol.

    Humansarethevirus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they need more future slaves to work for slave wages and more unwanted children to be poor and abused and bring more crime and end up. In the sex trade and/or Air Force military et cetera the cycle. Poverty and slavery is Christian America way.

    Rick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many people. Stop having babies. Thank you Millennials.

    Rogue Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all of the shootings in America, "replacement level" is a lot harder to maintain than in most countries too.

    Charlotte Richards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? It's not the media's choice whether or not people have babies. If the government wants more babies to be born, then they should make the country a favorable environment to have babies.

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    The recession also restrained Millennials' ability to save money to purchase a home, which, combined with limited housing stock and sharply rising prices, has resulted in fewer Millennials owning their own homes.

    For comparison, in Britain in 1998, when the average age of Gen Xers was 27, 55 percent of that cohort owned their home. However, when millennials were of the same average age, in 2014, only 32 percent were homeowners.

    #18

    The Industry I’m Most Excited To Be Killing

    The Industry I’m Most Excited To Be Killing

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    P.A. Yearsley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no they killed the puppy mills, what will we ever do? Those puppy mills were the only thing holding civilized society together...

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k puppy mills! Also, mutts are healthier than almost all purebreds.

    nattandroses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so weird to me someone used 'socially aware' like it was a bad thing

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nerve of not supporting puppy mills and attempting to take care of the unloved babies living in shelters! I'm just awful for wishing I was rich so I could open a sanctuary and spend my days kissing and scratching critters.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How writers creating click-bait turned the phrase "social cause" into alarmist propaganda...

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beautiful. puppy mills are f*****g evil, and where do you think unsold dogs go if not outright murdered

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purebred is more like inbred.

    Jilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sooo happy!!!

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    #19

    Millennials Killed The Rebel Fashion

    Millennials Killed The Rebel Fashion

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    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "overgrown teenager" was the look? Why else are we all still wearing hoodies?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 62, and when it’s chilly but not cold, I wear hoodies. They’re just the right thickness for autumn and early spring casual.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not entirely accurate. A manbun almost certainly means "underpaid bespoke-coffee-drinking avocado-toast-eating graphic designer"

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could've saved a lot of syllables by just saying "hipster".

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    GirlFriday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love John Waters and I love this critique.

    Scott J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I heard when I read that was Grandpa Simpson. "I used to be with it. But then they changed what "it" was. Now what' I'm with isn't "it" anymore and what's "it" seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love him. My mother let me watch Pink Flamingos when I was 11 (because she didn't bother to check what it was about). Been thoroughly corrupted ever since. :D

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I felt watching George Carlin, at about the same age.

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    Nimitz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waters gonna water. Love that man

    badger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really? he wore *those* shoes to say that?

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. That way the establishment won't see us coming.

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    #20

    Doorbell? What’s A Doorbell?

    Doorbell? What’s A Doorbell?

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly denying dogs the opportunity to go completely mental.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have dogs, you never needed a doorbell. Mine go completely mental the second a 'stranger vehicle' touches our driveway.

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    Rob Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, my daughter pulls up outside and sends "beep".

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think with all the food delivery options nowadays, doorbells were being worn out, not killed out?!

    actaeon cross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I specifically have a note saved on all orders to message me and please do not knock/ring the bell because I don't want my dog barking and DoorDash has always had my back on that

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    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would millennials even have that option of using a doorbell? All our friends live in apartments.

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a doorbell, I have a guard cat.

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you find your doorbell disturbing, get one you like. Its only 3 screws and the instructions walk you through it. It would be your gateway to DIY.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge extended... And if my ADHD wasn't so bad I would totally accept

    PismoBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t blame that on millenials. I do that also and I’m a boomer. Walk around your neighborhood and count the number of Ring doorbells.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doorbell industry is alive and well. It's just pivoted to a "Smart doorbell industry". No more simple bell, gotta have wifi connection, video and audio feeds. Which is pretty cool when you think about it. It's the sort of stuff you saw in the movies at the millionaires mansion. Now it's a hundred bucks and anyone can have it.

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a doorbell, which is our dog. Unfortunately she also announces every cat, fox and squirrel that she sees.

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    #21

    I Didnt See This On This Page Yet And It Belongs

    I Didnt See This On This Page Yet And It Belongs

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    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like to hate on "obvious" studies - but they are often required to get anything done. You have to prove the problem exists (not just assume it does) to get any freedom to start fixing it. The same is true for super obvious health studies - to get any research funding, you can't just say "hey this is obviously true," you have to document it first.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, and having a study like this makes it harder to refute for the groups who do assume millennials are somehow hoarding all their money.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids know to throw my dead a*s in the garbage on Monday night to save on exploitive funeral costs.

    Sabrina Longo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, they spent money to prove this.

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    A 2021 survey of adults ages 18 to 45 across the US, conducted by the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University and sex retailer Lovehoney, showed that among married adults, Millennials were the most likely to “report problems with sexual desire in the past year”. The data showed 25.8% of married Millennials went through these issues, while only 10.5% of married Gen Z and 21.2% of married Gen X adults reported the same.

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    #22

    Always Doin’ It For The Gram

    Always Doin’ It For The Gram

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    GirlFriday
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is BP never blamed for these things?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because BP is for showcasing your wit, not your fashion sense.

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instagram worthy lifestyle?! I post pictures of bath bombs, my dog and scenery from my job! Sorry I bought a couch....

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't it be both? Not Canadian, but I still see people buying stuff because someone else did. Lots of people go into debt buying stuff because product X is popular and I've gotta have it. Not saying wages are keeping up, but it's not solely to blame.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to live in Alberta where we had progressive tax. Low income (below 20K) paid 5% or less provincial and 15% federal. Highest earners (over 120k) paid up to 18% provincial. Then the conservative christian boomer party FIXED the taxes to make them fair. And now everyone under 120k pays a fair 10%. They give themselves everything at the expense of everyone else.

    #23

    Millennials Are Killing Breakfast!!

    Millennials Are Killing Breakfast!!

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also quit smoking 25 times a day. Easy.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit about 10 minutes ago. Gonna quit again in the morning

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like I turned my insomnia into MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY!

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! I've been killing breakfast since 1983.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general is for better. I have watched on YT program how food industry manipulated people onto belive that we need constantly eating, 3 meals plus snacks while for centuries we were indeed fasting. Proofs are on streets, more people dying now from obese and conditions related with it than from hunger. Yeah, sad. Watch also "super size and super skinny". Craaaaazy. So yeah, fasting - not bad thing!

    R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus we come up with diets where not eating carbs and drinking butter is healthy (bulletproof coffee).

    #24

    Millennials Don’t Want A Poor Family

    Millennials Don’t Want A Poor Family

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    Humansarethevirus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christian fascists hypocrites are now forcing pregnancy, explains why the commie laws. Forcing more poverty abuse

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All while the Republicans in Congress are trying to defund welfare programs and school lunches for children to make it harder for everyone.

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a terrible generation we are! Refusing to have a litter of children to raise through poverty.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had broke a*s parents who had broke a*s parents. I'm breaking the cycle by skipping the parent part

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how that happens when all the old folks in Congress keep cutting family welfare programs and dragging their feet about raising wages.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh! How are we supposed to afford kids if we barely have enough for rent, bills and groceries?

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And prioritizing education is not evil! It's not selfish to consider your career! Not having kids is just as damn patriotic as having them.

    Sarah
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    2 years ago

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    #25

    Damn Millennials, Killing The American Dream!

    Damn Millennials, Killing The American Dream!

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers seem to like to hate on the generation they raised, don't they?

    cogadh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers didn't raise millennials, boomers are the grandparents of millennials, gen x was the parent generation. My parents were boomers, my son is a millennial and he's awesome. That post could be a direct quote from my parents.

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    Matt Du
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way everyone buys into the "us vs them" on age when its really a class war being fought on a completely different level. If I was one of the uber rich I'd be looking down at this and laughing my a*s off. We are all just fighting over the crumbs that have fallen off the table. If you honestly believe the average person has any control over the economy then why haven’t the millennials, etc change it already. We are already seeing headline stating that the next, next, gen will save the world, which begs the question `what did you do any better than those that came before you?` Do you think that those to come will be any kinder to you? The world and the media are not run by, big bad Mr and Mrs average. We are all just feeding into a narrative created by attention grabbing headlines. If you want to blame someone, blame the uber rich or if your still that naive, then blame yourselves because which way has the top 1%’s wealth gone since you started your crusade?

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's make a bunch of stuff up that nobody said and blame them. This is the way.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like stagnant wages are a problem...

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we get blamed for everything?

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could buy a damn house right now. We finally qualify for down payment assistance and FHA loans, but don't make enough for the mortgage because the housing market sucks right now and percentage rates are to damn high! And the expectations of how much peoples houses are worth is ridiculous. I saw a house in my area that sold 3 years ago for almost half of what it is going for now.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we done blaming avocado toast?

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    #26

    You Kids And Your Automatic Transmissions

    You Kids And Your Automatic Transmissions

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wouldn't be because it's getting harder and harder to actually buy a car with a manual transmission, would it?/s

    Kristina Pelėda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In eastern Europe majority of people still drives manual. I think in Europe, manual always was more common thing.

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    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol - here in the Netherlands, it is as if the younger generations drive a manual, because it is way more fun. The older generations drive automatically because it is easier. And the newest green generation drives automatically again, because of electric cars and because you need fewer lessons which match the budget more.

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are streets on the west coast of the US where a stick shift would be challenging. Both Seattle and San Francisco have very steep hills with stop signs and lights.

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    Lem Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused, I'm a millennial and basically everyone I know has a manual transmission car? I literally only know one person in my age group with an automatic.

    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an American per chance? In the UK anyway the number of people taking the auto only test is dropping but it’s still the major majority.

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    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North American problem

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're mad things are easier for us than they were for you?

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, mad that they are being made obsolete. However, if they did the reverse and obsoleted automatic transmission less people would probably be on the road driving and use of mobiles while driving would probably drop too.

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might stall and grind a lot, but once you've worn down some of the gears, it'll shift beautifully

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love driving stick. Husband hates it, but still knows how to drive stick. Cars we both drive have to be automatic. But when we buy my car just for me (husband started his own business and it’s really taking off, so it’s on the list) it will be small, at least a gas-electric hybrid if not fully electric, and manual transmission.

    B-flat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electric cars will always be automatics, they do not come with stick shift

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taught to drive in the US in a Ford F150 with three on the tree. Try rolling an automatic down a hill to jump start it.

    Margie Ang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Automatic transmission is better also for those with back pain, as you don't have to stress the back muscles for the clutch. I saw a huge difference in my back problems when I started driving an automatic!

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW how to drive a stick, but physically can't cause my knee locks up due to an injury in high school :(

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    #27

    Think Of The Starving Divorce Lawyers

    Think Of The Starving Divorce Lawyers

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so tragic. You mean I might not have a 3rd wife?

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you're not a member of the "family values" political party.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh why? because they're not getting married or are actually treating the partners with equality and respect?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're still human, so I'm thinking not getting married

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treating each other fairly and communicating honestly, plus making sure we're ready for marriage instead of just getting hitched at 18. Yeah, we're the a******s...

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can kill the wedding industry and divorce lawyers in one move, just live together!! ✌🏻

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because the marriage rate is also down.

    Linnoff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Millennials don't just marry the first person they have sex with and hope for the best?

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am on my second, and last, marriage. I told my husband the only way either of us is getting out of this marriage is in a body bag lmao

    RenaissanceWaffle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THoSE daNg MiLlenniAls THinKinG MARrIaGEs tHroUgh

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn you millennials! How dare you delaying getting married or working through your problems and staying married?

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    #28

    Did They Finally Figure It Out?

    Did They Finally Figure It Out?

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying that avocado toast and netflix isn't the cause? Impossible.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of those industries deserve to be e threatened, and a large portion of that number deserve to die.

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm… duh. How is this even a news story?

    Brocken Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there a lot of people who actually *believed* the dozens of other news pieces blaming Millennials’ poor economic position on participation trophies

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're attacked, exploited, and monetized at every opportunity. Boomers lived in the middle of nowhere and corporations knew nothing about them. Now we can be tracked and targeted day and night. Boomers wouldn't last a single year in our world

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realise boomers are still living in the same world right? They're having to navigate the same tracking and exploitation right now.

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    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what your saying is the the greedy fu cking companies don't want to pay people a proper wage.

    EM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Shocked Pikachu face*

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    #29

    Hostage Deal Edition: Death By Millennial

    Hostage Deal Edition: Death By Millennial

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's bad when the goal is 2k.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... if 2k would carry me as far as they'd have carried my Dad when he was 40, I'd be fine with less even. But, can't. Cost runs aloof, wages sit and stay.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, you know they 'don't negotiate with terrorists', meaning they'll cut off their noses to spite their faces rather than compromise a millimeter. I don't believe I've ever heard even one admit to making a mistake; it's easier for them to blame someone else.

    Linnoff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we're going to be making demands, shouldn't they be for something at least close to livable? 6k a month is still below median household income in the US

    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we will be killing one company a day until our entire generation dies. COOOOOOOL

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work a minimum wage job and it's $2,400 gross. Get a trade or nursing job and it's $5-12k month. Either way Work is the solution

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute of you to assume all these people wanting $2k a month are sitting on their thumb doing nothing or will drop their job. This is supplemental on top of their wages to break even comfortably.

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    Andrea Wylie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that in addition to my regular income? cuz I already don't make enough to qualify for an apartment and I make more than 2k

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure I understand this… Is it about people wanting fair wages or something else entirely? If it is, then I think I do not get it either.

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    #30

    Why Aren’t Millennials Paying Hundreds Or Thousands Of Dollars On A Game That Takes Four Hours Or More To Play ??? It’s A Mystery!!

    Why Aren’t Millennials Paying Hundreds Or Thousands Of Dollars On A Game That Takes Four Hours Or More To Play ??? It’s A Mystery!!

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country clubs are the stupidest s**t ever, there are places where the memberships cost more than my salary.

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with George Carlin. Country clubs should be bulldozered, and in place, build affordable housing

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because golf is a huge waste of land that could be rewilded or replaced with parks or new housing for the poor, plus it consumes vast amounts of water which isnt environmentally sustainable except in persistently damp countries like the UK where it originated, just for the sake of giving some old people a chance to walk really slowly and knock a tiny ball around and then see if they can find it like some daft version of an easter egg hunt??

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge waste of land! Don't get me started on gofd courses located in deserts.

    Duane Ringlein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boomer that has never joined a country club in my life. I go to a local establishment and shoot darts with a great bunch of millennials and gen-z and have a great time, enjoy the friendship and fun that they have.

    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they're outdated bastions of racism, sexism and classism?

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And use huge amounts of water to make miles of green grass that no child will ever be able to play on.

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    M F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the destruction of natural water tables, along with whatever body of water is nearby with the HUGE amount of fertilizer and pesticides used to keep those 'greens'.

    Eric G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood joining a country club. Pay a ton of money to play the same course over and over? And best of all, you still get to pay Greens fees on top of that? Gee, where do I sign up?

    EM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Golf is boring af to me. 2. the course takes up too much space, 3. it's too goddamn expensive, 4. Elitist and exclusionary.

    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because f**k the fuckiddy f*****g country clubs

    pat hayes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm just gonna say it....Golf is about the dumbest game out there.....rich mans "sport".

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    #31

    It’s Funny Because It’s True

    It’s Funny Because It’s True

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Checks notes* crippling student loan debt , cost of living, etc.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, they got wise to the whole diamond industry scam.

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because they're really not that special? They're just a rock. And can be made in a lab nowadays anyway!

    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but it's the exploitation and human rights violations that make the real ones special! /s

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    Shard_of_Moon_Glass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, diamonds are just a luxury. If I even had the money to buy jewelry, I would opt for gold because that’s the investment, and would get more for my money’s worth.

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blood diamonds as well, if they can afford them, they know it's wrong and choose an alternative. Love that.

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    #33

    Hard R

    Hard R

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a late boomer (1960), and I have millennial problems. Went for my Masters in my fifties, and now have student loans to pay off at my age. But now that there’s a 6 in front of my age, no one wants to look at my resume. Lost my previous job to the pandemic. Put in 1000 +/- resumes in a little over a year, and no replies. I’ve had to take early retirement, even though I wanted to work another 20 years. I come from a family that lives to 100 and over, and are sharp and healthy right to the end. Why should I spend an entire third of my life retired and trying to survive on a fixed—-and continually dwindling due to inflation—income, when I’ve got so many good working years left?

    cogadh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generational slur? Okay boomer...🙄

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    #34

    Millennials Are Killing The Baby Industry

    Millennials Are Killing The Baby Industry

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    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite possibly the most disturbing part of the whole headline

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gen z and I'm definitely not having kids when I'm older

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah fight me b***h, I like my cat better than kids.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that humans aren't giving birth to cats and dogs...

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "baby" industry??? Can we just NOT commercialize everything???

    Kobe (she)
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    2 years ago

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    Lem Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people now aren't allowed to dislike kids because some people want them? That seems stupid. I don't like kids or cats, neither of those things are stopping other people from having kids and cats.

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    whatever
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    2 years ago

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    Let's see.....it costs $300k to raise a (normal) kid to the age of 18. Meanwhile you could buy a brand new Corvette and a really cool dog to zip around with for a fraction of that.

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    #35

    Maniacal Laugh

    Maniacal Laugh

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    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nobody wants to buy a certain house - for whatever kind of reason - should not the price drop? That is how it seems to work over here....

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and most of the complainers about housing prices just don't seem to accept that prices rise and fall based on demand, not just on how much the sellers think they're worth.

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millenials would love to live in big houses in rural areas, but that's not where jobs are and industries are fighting against remote work, so... to bad for them.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then you could afford f*****g mansions. The prices of those houses have skyrocketed.

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American McMansions owners are in for a real treat in a few years (already starting, tbh). These overpriced properties were not built to last, and require intensive upkeep so with the house and owner's age it becomes harder to keep them in good shape. The current artificially inflated evaluation of the suburban real estate restrict new buyers from entering the market, and that kind of house keeps becoming less desirable because is expensive to own (energy inefficient, HOAs, maintenance etc) so new buyers on average prefer more modern and centric housing, even if smaller. What those mansion owners have on their hands is a depreciating asset, where they perceive the value is in the building while from a buyer POV the building is a nuisance, the actual value is in the land. As soon as people start selling, the price will start dropping fast and many boomers will find out their property is worth dimes on the dollar.

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    #36

    Yes It's The Millenials Who Have Impacted The Housing Market Good Job

    Yes It's The Millenials Who Have Impacted The Housing Market Good Job

    Dry-Shame4040 Report

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can take house plants with you when your landlord decides to turf you out because he got a better offer.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it funny that we're getting hate for not buying houses when it's boomers that caused the crisis? And who the f**k is spending thousands on houseplants?

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    #37

    When Older People In The Us Shame Younger Folk For Wanting Change In The Presidential Office

    When Older People In The Us Shame Younger Folk For Wanting Change In The Presidential Office

    -Kfrey Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 62, and have been looking for a change in politics too, and for decades. Time to give way to the young liberal mavericks we’re seeing getting elected. I’m just waiting for them to turn 35 so they can run for president. We need to bust all the deadlock and finally move TF forward, instead of sitting by helplessly while the knuckledraggers keep shoving us back to the f*****g Dark Ages.

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    #38

    You’ve Gouda Brie Kidding Me

    You’ve Gouda Brie Kidding Me

    Heathern1022 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean orange plastic that's not even legally allowed to be called cheese? Good.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. That s**t is disgusting.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death is too good for it.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though I grew up on it, I rejected it when my tastebuds matured. Funny thing, though. I’m 62, and have recently revisited some favorite snacks from my sixties and seventies youth. The vast majority of them must have radically changed ingredients because they taste like s**t now. They’re either tasteless, or taste awful, or leave my mouth feeling like it’s coated with lard. I know my tastebuds may have changed with age, but I doubt they’ve changed quite THAT much.

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considering it's more polymer than food, i'm good with that. blame me and let it die.

    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean plastic cheese?

    Blue Chambers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people on here don't know very much about cheese. I am disappointed.

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kraft killed American cheese 🤮

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    #39

    Millennials Killing The Lightbulb Screwing Boomer Humor Industry

    Millennials Killing The Lightbulb Screwing Boomer Humor Industry

    luxtabula Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw is someone sad they can't exploit us like you used to be able to?

    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want cheap, exploited labor, why are you turning away so many immigrants and asylum seekers at the border? Don't you need more Hispanic 10 year olds for your factories and warehouses?

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shítty birthday card and SO like a typical Boomer. Complain, complain, and, oh, by the way, happy birthday.

    Jo March's Red Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fact that my kids refuse to deal with the same c**p I've dealt with for 20 years. You find yourself valuable and refuse to let an employer treat you like you're not? FREAKING AWESOME!

    rapid unscheduled disassembly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they act like these questions are bad questions...they really do tell on themselves don't they?

    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLOL joke's on you boomer; we use LED bulbs that won't have to be changed until after you're cold in the ground

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    #40

    Has It Already Begun, Comrade Millennial?

    Has It Already Begun, Comrade Millennial?

    AdrianBrony Report

    Anime dude101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEAH, F**K BOSSES, also known as "s****y people who get paid more and do less"

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I thought they meant literally and I was going to get out my tricolor and say "vive la liberte"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because their bosses are a******s who are way overdue for a very well deserved comeuppance. Believe me, I spent 40 years working for the miserable m***********s.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is why aren't we literally killing our bosses?

    #41

    Death By Beard

    Death By Beard

    N00bSp34k Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Facial hair is sexy on men

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a hill that I, a straight man, will die on. Facial hair is the worst. I absolutely hate how itchy it makes me feel. I cannot understand how people do it

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have I ever mentioned that I look terrible without facial hair? I'll admit that my mustache and beard are pretty puny but still, facial hair...XP

    Death Metal Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to further the kill... safety and straight edge razors do a better job of shaving. Gillette's excessively priced razors do give you a slightly cleaner look, but at the risk of in-grown hair. Ditch the crappy 10 blade razor and pick up a double razor. Each individual safety razor costs cents, and even if you replace a blade after a shave, it'll still be cheaper than buying Gillette's cartridges.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Gen X and I shave once a month. Mainly out of laziness but it does stretch out the blade usage. Blades are stupidly expensive and I have enough to go into next year.

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    #42

    Millennials Ruin Christmas

    Millennials Ruin Christmas

    ohhheyyhaiii Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good I have an artificial Christmas tree then. It looks great and I can use it again and again until the end of time

    Darth_Borah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or until the branches start breaking off..

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    PleasantCrocodile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potted Christmas trees are a great option if you don't want an artificial one. My Norfolk pine (named Christmas) has served me well every season. It didn't hold many decorations those first few years, but now it's fabulous.

    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one too! It's currently in its pot in the garden to get lots of sun and water until winter comes and we bring it back in the house. I feel like ours is growing very slowly. How big of a planter do you have it in?

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about it, cut down a mature tree for 3 weeks of use.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly. A mature douglas fir is 250 feet tall. At least here in the Pacific Northwest. And most of the Christmas trees I came across here are those cut from re-forested land to thin the stand and allow the most viable specimen to flourish.

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    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real trees just make mess I have a fake black tree covered in skulls and bats and it's perfect

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my fault I'm allergic to pine lol. Actually I like the idea of using Australian natives as Christmas trees (though I'm also allergic to eucalypts) either in pots or just branches that have fallen.

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    #43

    Millennials Are Killing The Living Industry (Shown To Me By A Friend Of A Friend)

    Millennials Are Killing The Living Industry (Shown To Me By A Friend Of A Friend)

    mmargarita94 Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the date of the article. Nov 6, 2019. First case of COVID happened Nov 20. Last year, the CDC in the US announced that COVID caused an "Vietnam War" event in the millennial generation as it caused 61,000 deaths in 6 months in their generation. That was the most number of deaths from one cause for a group under the age of 44 since the baby boomers lost 58,000 to the Vietnam War. They've already lost more people for their age group versus both Gen X and the Baby Boomers when they were 18-44.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl in the photo looks happy considering the fact she's apparently going to die sooner.

    #44

    Idk Maybe Because It’s Cheaper

    Idk Maybe Because It’s Cheaper

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can’t f*****g afford to live in those cities, that’s why.

    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I can't afford average median home prices of $675,000 or average median rent of $1,300 a month.

    Cheri Shinpaugh
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    2 years ago

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    #45

    Millennials Killing Secret Santa

    Millennials Killing Secret Santa

    reddit.com Report

    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate secret santa, it is stupid, I don't want to buy a gift for someone who doesn't really want it, and I don't want a gift off someone I really don't need.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean be regifted some piece of s**t your Secret Santa didn’t want when it was given to them, right?

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an X-er and it gives me anxiety. And it also gives me a shittier gift than the one I bought.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was always a dumb thing. Why is my workplace shoving an obligation onto me that they're not only NOT paying me for, but also demanding that I spend my own money? Most of the stuff will end up in the trash, so it's a waste of money, time, and resources. For what?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this in corporate sector here (SA) and it's lame. Fortunately I'm not in that sector so I can avoid it.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really enjoyed it when I did it with my friends but I had to organize it for my family last year and the stress was so intense I won't do it again!

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like it's better to just give gifts to close friends and family who you know well enough to shop for rather than some random coworker.

    Rosie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped giving Xmas gifts since COVID started. Instead I give the $$$ to Seva (they help the blind see again, mostly w/free cataract surgeries, all over the world), sometimes a little to other charities like tech classes for girls (yes, I'm a nerd). No more shopping for people who don't appreciate the effort.

    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the worst, most generic gift grab ever. Just candles and knick-knacks as far as the eye can see. Although, the most popular gift at our department's white elephant/secret santa last year was a bunch of lotto scratch offs so if you get stuck doing it this year, try that.

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    #46

    Mayonnaise Is Apparently A Very Sensitive Topic

    Mayonnaise Is Apparently A Very Sensitive Topic

    Lieutenant_Lit Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f*****g hate mayonnaise, I'd be happy to see it die.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give it to me. I will give it a home (before I eat it.)

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lordy. Of all the things to complain about. Effin' mayonnaise...

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen X here. I've been trying to kill mayonnaise for 50+ yrs. Thanks Millennials 👏✌🏻

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like mayo, just not paying 5 dollars a jar for it.

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is very easy, quick and cheap to make it yourself. Like within a minute. An egg, bit of vinegar and mustard and oil and you are there. Put a bit of oil, egg, vinegar and mustard in a glass. Have a blender on the bottom. Switch on and pull up - done. Experiment with mustard/ salt / lemmon.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millennial here and never liked mayo. Guess it's my fault then 🤷

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it on a chicken burger

    RKBJR82
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love mayo and use it all the time!

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a millennial and I like mayo, but not in the excessive amounts that some sandwich shops use.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there still people who don't know that you can make mayonnaise in your blender? It's not difficult, but it has less shelf stability, so you should only make what you need.

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with this mayonnaise is dying s**t?! My wife alone will sustain the industry.

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    #47

    This Just In: Millennials Are Killing The Friend Industry

    This Just In: Millennials Are Killing The Friend Industry

    InvictusX53 Report

    Darth_Borah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a centrist living in a far right state. It's not worth having acquaintances because I don't want to hear that their way is the only right way.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it’s nearly impossible to make true friends at work, because there are a lot of snakes in the grass there, who will smile sweetly at you while they twist their knives in your back. It’s also hard to find people you really click with just about anywhere else. Very difficult, but not impossible—- if you’re motivated and lift your eyes off your electronics long enough. However, if you do find a truly good friend anywhere, don’t lose touch with them, no matter how many place you’re both move or are transferred to.

    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I'm exhausted after my 8 to 5 and my weekends are for laundry and grocery shopping. Ain't nobody got time for friends!

    Cathelijne Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends and "acquaintances" are from past days. They have mates and bros and sisters.. Wrong way of asking dude.

    #48

    Hey

    Hey

    reddit.com Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing we need right now is to artificially divide ourselves. We need to stay united, or everything will just go to s**t.

    #49

    Childless Millenials Make Lines At Disney World Unnecessarily Longer

    Childless Millenials Make Lines At Disney World Unnecessarily Longer

    nypost Report

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird or Genius? Don't hate cuz you're jealous.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many millennials had to grow up too fast so are now having the chance to enjoy what they missed out on. It's not weird.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney world is fun and for all ages, I would love to go. F**k you

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going without kids sounds so much more fun. Less stuff to haul around, more time to focus on rides and activities you prefer, and you save lots of money by not going with dependents. The parents are just mad cuz they're sick of standing around waiting for rides meant for five year olds while their kids whine about about long the line is, how hot the air is, how much their feet hurt, and how badly they want another $10 ice cream cone.

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they making the lines longer if they have fewer people?!!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 62, and would LOVE going to Disneyland or Disney World! I love amusement parks and state/county fairs too. I love Mickey and Minnie. I love fair good on the midway, eaten AFTER riding the rollercoasters/—because I love love love rollercoasters—-the wilder the ride, with plenty of “air time” (rollercoaster enthusiasts will know what that means), the happier I am!

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that weird? It is great. I would love to go with the kids to enjoy it with them. I also would love to go without them, with my friends and enjoy it in a different way. Both is okay. One way is not better than the other. I would love to go either way...

    Pixel Coulon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so if your parent never takes you, you don't deserve to go?

    Skulls.N.Succulents
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they forget who was in the New Mickey Mouse club and who watched it??

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some people are pissed that some aren't lugging around SUV-size strollers and diaper-bags and having to suffer like they are. How dare they !!!!

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    #50

    I Didn't Know It Was A Bad Thing To Get Financial Help From Your Family

    I Didn't Know It Was A Bad Thing To Get Financial Help From Your Family

    intellectual_behind Report

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For heaven's sake, who dictated that you can't help out your family financially? Wouldn't the world be a better place if we just started helping each other a little bit instead of insisting that everyone has to "go it alone'? The fact that some millennials have no savings at all is a reflection on the high cost of living and criminally low wages.

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what your saying, but I would imagine many would love the opportunity to "go it alone", if they only had the means to do so. Who really wants to depend on their parents financially, well into adulthood?

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Allowance forever? Corporations, banks still taking money from government."

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of hard to save when your cost of living equals your salary.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    13 percent isn't even a large amount, what's your point?

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we use only the USA as an example, 13% of the population would be in the ballpark of 43,000,000 people. Sounds like a fairly large amount to me.

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    #51

    Or Maybe Your “Beer” Just Sucks

    Or Maybe Your “Beer” Just Sucks

    mistermatth Report

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Global beer consumption grows steadily at a 3-6% each year (save for 2020, of course), with a stronger performance for craft brands and a general shift toward quality beer, away from generic low quality lagers. I guess that is MillerCoors problem right there.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, millennials would rather drink quality beer than put up with the big beer companies’ pisswater.

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    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't ditching beer, they're ditching sh'itty beer.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millennials are not ditching beer. My friend owns a brew pub half a mile from my house, and the parking lot is full from opening to closing. What Millennials are ditching is corporate beer...in favor of handcrafted local breweries. (My friend makes awesome beer, and her partner is an amazing, creative chef.)

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather drink toilet water than Miller or Coors.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my fault I'm celiac and there are very few gluten free beers (leet alone ones that taste good) but I'm happy just drinking Pimms over summer now.

    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millennials ditch beer is an even worse name

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Create a bottle label for 'Millennial Ditch Beer'" sounds like an excellent AI prompt.

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    #52

    Killing Green Bean Casserole In Ky

    Killing Green Bean Casserole In Ky

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but actually who doesn't like green bean casserole

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds disgusting. Some of us have thankfully never been exposed to it.

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    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just don't want your sh*tty, cambell's soup knockoff recipe of grey mush. Some crunchy blanched long beans in a nice mushroom cream sauce with fried shallots (and dare I say, toasted slivered almonds) on top is *chefskiss*

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Kentucky......please, no more of that gelatinous, gooey, soggy mess.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have never had thanksgiving let alone green bean casserole, but that sounds feral!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American, and I've always gagged at green bean casserole. Fortunately, my mom never served it; we always cooked from scratch.

    Bisexual Axolotls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green bean casserole is actually good if made right-but you need to make it better than canned mush.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seem to have all the feature of what I call "dead food"

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the thought of green bean cassarole makes this boomer want to hurl.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have to be canned beans with canned soup and industrially fried onions? I suppose it would even taste good if you tried to make it with fresh ingredients.

    Stevo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a patently false statement.

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    #53

    Fine China Industry? There’s A Whole Industry Of This S**t?

    Fine China Industry? There’s A Whole Industry Of This S**t?

    visualrinse Report

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have fine china when we can have IKEA ?

    cogadh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a plate, you eat food off it, why does it have to be "fine"? It just needs to be functional. This is not just a millennial thing. Obsessing over "fine china" as a status symbol thing came out of the depression era generations and was passed to the baby boom generation, but gen x and on really don't care. If it can keep the food from falling in my lap, it's good enough.

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the absurdly expensive stuff you cannot even put in a dishwasher that you use for one meal a year.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GenX here...my mom's Mikasa china (place settings for 16) is sitting in my basement in boxes. My uncle's Buchan Scottish thistle stoneware (place settings for 12) is there too. My kitchen contains mismatched stuff from thrift stores, solely because I like the patterns. Also, I'm clumsy. And I'm absolutely uninterested in throwing dinner parties.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the prices for SINGLE pieces of really good china? F**k. Millennials aren’t alone in being priced out of nice stuff. Besides, if you’re not going to have kids, then who would you leave it to?

    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I'm not hosting 5 or more people at my home like a f*****g Donna Reed episode.

    Jo March's Red Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does ANYONE give a s**t what anyone else eats off of?

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got a set of china for our wedding and I can count on three fingers how many time we used it in the last 28 yrs. You come to our house you're going to get sloppy smoked BBQ or a mega-seafood fest where you don't use fine china.

    Jennifer Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because they can't afford houses, and it's hard to move a fancy china cabinet from apartment to apartment.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have explained to my mother that I completely reject the concept of "fine china." So I am supposed to devote significant funds to buying fancy dishes I can't use except at special occasions, that I need a special place to store, and need to be handled carefully? Not to mention special cutlery to go with the special dishes. No thanks. I have informed her that her fine china and Waterford glasses will be in the estate sale when she passes.

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm sure my loft wont need to feel decorated when i dump it all up there, then I would curse at myself trying to get it down the ladder at Christmas time.

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    #54

    Snowflakes Killing Motorcycle Sales

    Snowflakes Killing Motorcycle Sales

    ebudd08 Report

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, bulls*it. The motorcycle market is growing slowly but steadily at about a 1% per year in the US alone. Consumers are moving away from bulky, uncomfortable, noisy, polluting large bikes (falling into the "Cruisers" and "Touring" marketing categories) and moving ever more into sleek sportsbikes, racers and (less so) off-roaders. Harley Davidson falls squarely in the former category, with the latter mostly populated by Japanese and European (mostly German and Italian) companies.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I know so many people who are getting bike licences and motorbikes rather than cars as it is much cheaper and easier to park.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with apologies for the rude words, basically harley drivers are attention seeking insecure older men: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDmsxQVxIM

    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the American Healthcare industry and insurance a motorcycle injury could bankrupt a person. And you can't sleep in your motorcycle.

    Kristin Burggraf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Harley-Davidson find it a good marketing strategy to make fun of and essentially bully an entire generation because we're not "cool enough" to use your products? Yeah, no thanks...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RE #4 Haven't dealerships given merch to new-bike buyers for decades? Also, HDs are loud, slow, heavy and generally pretty awful (speaking as someone from Wisconsin).

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harleys are c**p. They're ridiculously priced and are stupidly heavy. Not to mention how bad they are through turns

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want to get physically and financially crippled after getting plowed over by a Boomer's Escalade.

    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you know, I had to bury my boomer-age mother in law after she was killed in motorcycle crash, so I have no desire to put myself in that risk nor put my kids through that devasatation

    Justin Trouble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harleys and their riders are the worst.

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they also just make you look like a f*****g idiot the moment you ride one idk

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    #55

    Are Millennials Killing The Opera?

    Are Millennials Killing The Opera?

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    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't someone die in every opera? By now there must only be a few opera singers left alive.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because why is Opera still an "industry"?

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's another way for the wealthy educated classes to show how much better they are than the common man, and they can afford to do so.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a look at ticket prices. Therein may lie the answer.

    François Bouzigues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live opera is nice. And way cheaper than concerts to be honnest.

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did we "kill" avocados? I thought the stereotype was that we were poor because of all the avocado toast. (Even though most bread and avocados are cheap, at least where I live.)

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kill the Wabbit....Kill the Wabbit !!!!"

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely . We don't have to bellow lyrics out anymore becuase you know, they invented microphones like 150 years ago?

    #56

    First Millennials Killed Milk And Now This

    First Millennials Killed Milk And Now This

    DaStickyBandit Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real 100% orange juice, sure. That other c**p, no.

    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange juice is so much better now than when I was a kid. It used to be a toss up whether you'd get a good tasting orange juice or a bitter tasting one. I think it has something to do with the "flavor packs" that are made from the pulp and peel and added right before they ship it out. And there is less "from concentrate" now.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millennials killing the orange juice business?!? come now.

    #57

    Millennials Are Killing Fry UPS

    Millennials Are Killing Fry UPS

    ten-beer-tom Report

    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with this one, most people I know eat them but only occasionally for a treat because most young people don't want heart disease.

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, like at a hotel or if you go out for breakfast. Not something to make yourself!

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    Adam Benson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft, they make it sound like being smart enough to ditch these cholestrol-cloggers and going for healthier options is a BAD thing!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah we definitely have this on every menu in SA. won't die.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we call it a 'big brekkie' in Australia and don't have Yorkshire pud, but it is very popular if you go out for brunch. Not an everyday thing that's all.

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    Kati Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a heart attack on a plate. no thank you

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    #58

    I Used The One To Destroy The One

    I Used The One To Destroy The One

    Moony394 Report

    Iron Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say something silly about a fight scene between Neo and John Wick, but then I realized I would actually pay to see that movie.

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually been planning to do a painting of this

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it’s funny and makes perfect sense if you can put yourself in their place for a moment. Problem is, there are so many people who lack the basic empathy necessary to accomplish it.

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    #59

    Millennials Are Killing The Spelling Help On A Deserted Island Industry

    Millennials Are Killing The Spelling Help On A Deserted Island Industry

    nandobro Report

    rapid unscheduled disassembly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine commenting on this rescue story just to dump on an entire generation.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll, we'll, we'll, if this isn't Autocorrect...

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they could not write it in cursive.

    #60

    Millennials Are Bad Mkay?

    Millennials Are Bad Mkay?

    reddit.com Report

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just realized that this meme gives you the formula for the volume of a circular pyramid and cylander!! I needed this for math lol

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, the boss won’t tell you this, but most companies’ policies do have some wiggle room. Within reason.

    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno about you but I usually see Boomers yelling at young service workers for things out of their control. Though once I (a Gen Z) got yelled at by a Millennial on my first day of Target cuz I didn't know where anything was. No wonder that job gave me an ulcer