Can't upvote this more than once.

What do you mean stolen? Can't you see the owl owns it?

YES. No idea what a mile is but I’m 5’9”. It’s currently -12C outside but I cooked my lasagna at 375F earlier. The word “color,” looks weird without the “u,” like it’s missing a certain je ne sais quoi 😉

If the plural of goose is geese shouldn't the plural of moose be meese?

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That goes for Scotland too lol

Boop the snoop!

damn, boy

And that guywho wished to live until they won will be paying them an angry visit

A Very British Thing Too 💖

"Hey Bill, can you just pop round and give me a quick blow!"

Stunning colours 🍁🍁🍁

As a florida person, I agree

if the meg was filmed in canada, it would start out like this, than an orca would eat it.

hahaha this is fun

I'll newt be parking there then.

”I was up in Canada watching a fight and a hockey game broke out”

The simple act of caring about others.

Good to know 🐝

🤣🤣🤣

Gotta agree. Managed to save 4 doggos on my block this week. One had a microchip and I took her home to her mommo myself. Two more appear to be a bonded pair of terriers. We're taking fliers around to every trailer park in the area, because we're pretty sure they got away from an older person. And #4 is a hard case. A white bull weenie I've been trying to get off the road since July. Named her Ghost. Ghost turned out to be a couple weeks preggo. Sad I didn't manage to get her in before that, but I'm gonna help her deliver the pups. They should be due around Christmas. Sorry, I just love animals and wanted to share. Been a very big week. 🐕

Until the gravedigger kindly asks you to move your car.

They forgot the Abonimable Snow Plow!

One does not need to be Canadian to experience an angry Canadian Goose. They migrate south....to California. And nest near popular coastal trails in the Bay Area. And, heaven help you if one of their babies decides to get curious and approach you....because you WILL be chased by an angry mother goose.

Oh Cannabis 🇨🇦

It’s delicious! It’s like candy mixed with a snow cone!

Overhead shot combined with a bright sun low in the horizon. Perfect shot.

hehe

That's everywhere, not just Canada.

🤣

*In a David Attenborough voice* And here we have the lesser spotted Canadian shoveler, searching relentlessly, and in vain, for food.

Me when I leave a relatives house

I can see the joke, but WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THAT?????

No that’s exactly what spring looks like

You can never go wrong with a wizards cloak.

Poutine is pure comfort food 🧡 ETA - my favourite variations are donair poutine, Philly cheesesteak poutine, and butter chicken poutine 😍

Omfg. I’m in Edmonton right now complaining about the -35C we had two days ago. My friends back home in BC, where it’s about 1 degree, were like “yeah but it’s a dry cold, you’ll be fine, it’s not as cold as our wet cold.”

oh no

Who knew Geordi LaForge was Canadian?

I see Winnipeg i upvote 👍

Need for speed The Fall

I’ll show this to my mum “☹️that’s pretty bad”

I thought Groundhog Day started in Pennsylvania, USA?

Boxing Day

Looks like you're already there, and flights to Toronto got so much cheaper!

You spelled Mississippi wrong.

Hey, if you head over to Kitchener you’ll be in pre-World War Berlin. Just saying.

hey, I live in Vienna, Virginia!

A little farther west and you reach Essex. And there's Cambridge a little farther east.

And it's almost the same distance.

Kitchener used to be call Berlin!

I learned this scourge the hard way driving up to Toronto from US … that was a fun 12 hour 200 mile trip …

I laughed way, way too hard at this 😂👏

I though this was normal

The horror!

This is actually really common to see in parking lots (in Van at least)….and somehow it’s usually a Wrangler lol

Godzilleh?