It's really crazy how much we touch our face. I lost count after 10 minutes.

Accurate.

spot on!

Try that excuse on a video call!

Exactly

that last one is so me

I don't have a problem... it's just necessary to function ... at all.

Green shouls actually be WAY lower.

you forgot guns in both

The arrow is a tree.

I bought a ukulele a few weeks before COVID-19 was detected. So... I guess... check? :D

One more. "What day is it today?"

Day 8 happened in Germany last Sunday. A lot of people I work with (remotely) swore in unison that they all could handle the pandemic and were doing ok, but the summer time switch was just too much.

This is very clever, especially if you take the time to follow each line (which I didn't do the first time I saw it).

You forgot the demon that will get you if you close your eyes for a second

I wear pajama pants. That’s it.

well he sounds great overall

Aaaaand this is why I left LinkedIn 10 years ago and never looked back.

Fame also seems to help.

Substitute "wine" with "beer" and you've got me.

Lol

Yup, this 666% describes me

But....why only New Hampshire?

My state is Netflix/TV

To be fair, the favorite activity in Wisconsin when not quarantined is also drinking.

Alaska has legalized pot. If we're reading we're also smoking!

Jesus Christ Florida why can't we social distance like the sane states

It's a small state.

Need to update the Marijuana states, now that CA and WA have made it legal too.

good going pa

Idaho i guess we have a lot of trees to walk around

You'll go blind Vermont....

This hits close to home.

Let me explain for non-natives who don't understand the difference between nice and attractive. When someone is nice it doesn't matter how he looks, he's behaving nicely.

Yep!

Yes

You need more birthday sex.