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In the world of lame jokes, corny phrases, and straight-out catcalling, there’s one form of getting noticed that's neither flimsy nor stupid. No, it's not a poem by William S., (although a recital of Othello would get you far), but rather math pick-up lines. 'Pfffft,' you think, 'what's so grand about some silly math pick-up line?'
Well, boys and girls, for starters, they are very well calculated. Second of all, number pick-up lines aren’t here to divide, but to sum up. And lastly, they are forever the nerdy kind of fun that is sure to test your charming party's ability to count. To count on their wit is what we mean, of course.
We wouldn't be lying in saying that casting a spell on that special someone is not as easy as one, two, three. It's more like solving some quantum physics equation—a total of expertise, thinking outside the box, and pure chance. However, we can always help you with that first impression very easily—by giving you a roster of funny math pick-up lines!
But, enough of this multiplication of words, and let's go straight to the best calculus rizz lines, shall we? No need to grab your calculator to get them, though; they are suitable for math noobs, just the same as algebra professors. A choice for everybody, really! Once you are done checking these algebra pick-up lines, vote for the most hilarious ones and share this article with your friends!
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#1
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
Ali H M Salehuddin 3 years ago
I've seen the joke this way. Not a pickup line though.. Dear Algebra, Don't ask me to find your X. I do not know where she is and please, don't ask me Y.
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#2
I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.
How Do You Write a Love Letter in Math?
Indeed, this is an excellent question, and we’re here to answer it. Before we start writing an elaborate love letter, let’s begin with something simpler—secret numerical codes for lovey-dovey words in numbers!
For starters, this is how you say “I love you” in math: 143
‘143’ represents the number of letters in the words of the phrase. So, “I” is 1, “love” is 4, and “you” is 3! By the way, you might also impress your crush by telling them that this shorthand code, as the story goes, dates as far back as 1900.
Besides the 143 code, you can also say 14344, which would mean “I love you very much,” or send them a 459, which also professes love but is related to the buttons on your phone.
And if you want to go even further with your sexual math jokes, you can send them this equation: sin² t + cos² t= 1. To anyone with a knowledge of trigonometry, you two are meant together.
Now, piece these bits together, throw in some dirty math jokes or memes for good measure, and you’ll have a math love letter! And if you need a bit more inspiration before you set to write, take a look at the math pick-up lines that are on this list.
#5
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
#7
Would you like to be the variable to my co-efficient?
Umar Jameel 2 years ago (edited)
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, including the answer to 2x+5=15.
#9
If you were a function, then you'd be my asymptote… 'Cause I always tend toward you!
#11
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
#12
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
#16
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
#18
My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago
my love for you is like dividing by zero: irrational and not worth anyones time
#26
You are my Triangle and I am yours. So, let’s join hands and become a rectangle.
Maryam Lavender 3 years ago
actually according to my calculations and phD in math two triangles actually equal a square, so this is mathmatically incorrect and should be taken down for misinformation.
#31
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
#32
Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.
#33
Girl, I should ask you out, ’cause you can’t differentiate.
Maryam Lavender 3 years ago
omg!! this pickup line i finally found! i used this on a very pretty guy and we have now been married for 5years! thanks to u ive had 2 kids and gained the man of my life
#34
Hey girl. I wish I were a second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities.
#35
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!
#37
You have got more curves than a triple integral.
#41
I'd like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves.
#49
I am not very good at algebra, but I do know that you and I make 69.
#57
I’m sine, you are cosine, let’s make a tangent.
#58
Hey girl. If you were a graphing calculator, then I could look at your curves all day long.
#60
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
#62
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
#64
Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
#66
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce it to a series of simple periodic functions?
#71
I was in love with you yesterday. I am in love with you today. So by mathematical induction, I will always love you.
#92
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to the simplest form?
#97
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
#104
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch, let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
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